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User avatar #274 - zahidlol (11/21/2014) [-]
Got a comic idea
User avatar #275 to #274 - zahidlol (11/21/2014) [-]
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.

The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.

The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?

The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."

"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."

The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
User avatar #269 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
****** !

Where the comics at?

I'm having withdrawals
#270 to #269 - WhiteCrayon (11/17/2014) [-]
Heres a sketch on one of them
User avatar #271 to #270 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]

That's funny

But if I may add, it seems to be missing a big punchline.
It does have a small one, but it seems like it's more for a chuckle.

It's still something I wouldn't have seen coming, so good job
User avatar #272 to #271 - WhiteCrayon (11/17/2014) [-]
What kind of punchline would you suggest?
User avatar #273 to #272 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm not sure.

I have been thinking, this is DND, right?

Incorporate a rule of dradle into the comic.

Say it lands on a certain side, then the Jew kid abides by the rule or something saying something like all of your gold points go to him.


Also give him a long nose. It's mandatory
User avatar #266 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
your profile picture is of a black crayon and your text is blue
User avatar #268 to #266 - WhiteCrayon (10/28/2014) [-]
There we go, just stepped up mah game.
User avatar #267 to #266 - WhiteCrayon (10/28/2014) [-]
Name is WhiteCrayon, profile pic is a Black Crayon, my username is blue, and my text is violet

Where is your admin now
User avatar #256 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Gonna work on the comic ideas I gave you
User avatar #258 to #257 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
proably not, I'm still trying to get a good grip on making good comucs with my own jokes because I got alot of feed back on how its not original
#259 to #258 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Well **** them.

You got over 1000 people who liked it.

Just put at the bottom

"Credit to zahidlol " at the bottom and tell them to send me the complaints.

The hate shouldn't fall on the messenger.

Can you do the pianist one for me?

Do you want me to tell you it again
User avatar #260 to #259 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
sure shoot.
User avatar #261 to #260 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Do you remember the stairs to heaven?
Do that one too

Joke 3
So a man goes to a bar and sees a 7 foot tall pianist playing the piano and he is really good. So he asks the bartender where did he find a pianist that was a pro. The bartender replied he got it from this magic lamp with a Jeanie in it. The man asks if he could get a wish from the Jeanie, and the bartender allows him. So he rubs the lamp and the Jeanie pops out and says you can have one wish. And the man says I want a billion bucks! The Jeanie replies your wish is granted, go outside to get your wish. So the man runs outside and as far as he can see there are about a billion ducks outside. Furious the ban rushes back in and says "bartender your Jeanie ruined my wish! I wanted a billion bucks and he gave me a billion ducks!. The bartender replies " my Jeanie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I would ask for a 7 foot long pianist?"
#262 to #261 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
sounds fun, I'll try it out after I finish more commissions
sounds fun, I'll try it out after I finish more commissions
#255 - zahidlol (10/17/2014) [-]
Go an time for my submission
#230 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
xenxio heres a sketch of your request, I'll finish it in my free time, working on commisions first so that I have a roof above my head.
#252 to #251 - xenxio (09/30/2014) [-]
...I love it.
#233 to #232 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
np bae, been meaning to ask, whats that icon next to your username?
User avatar #235 to #234 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
holy **** you had that pic pre-saved didn't you?
User avatar #240 to #239 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Also I really needa play Disgaea again, ******* love that game.
#242 to #241 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, gotta get set up for the new smash bros. The hype is real.
#244 to #243 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
holy **** the pain is real
User avatar #246 to #245 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh uh I got this one kaipo-da-asianguy.tumblr.com/

I use that one so that people can contact me easily.
User avatar #248 to #247 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
I'll mention you when I do! You have a nice night!
User avatar #249 to #248 - xenxio (09/28/2014) [-]
**xenxio waves**
User avatar #227 - alicorn ONLINE (09/26/2014) [-]
if you're gonna draw mine pls mention me
#229 to #227 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Heres a sketch of it so far. Any changes you wanna make I'll add on to it :3
User avatar #264 to #229 - alicorn ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
did you ever finish this
User avatar #265 to #264 - WhiteCrayon (10/22/2014) [-]
lol nope XD

but I will get it in with the rest of my commisions by the end of this week!
User avatar #250 to #229 - alicorn ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't rush yourself, i'm sure you're busy

That looks great!
User avatar #228 to #227 - WhiteCrayon (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah yeah, I'll get drawing on that as soon as I can, thanks for not letting me draw a horse gang bang.
#210 - ferndizzle (09/24/2014) [-]
help, character idea... obvi too round. idk.. help?
#211 to #210 - WhiteCrayon (09/24/2014) [-]
Acutally pretty nice! You can keep him more simple with jsut a bowtie and one wrist band. thats just be being nick picky but he looks really nice!
#222 to #211 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
tried copying for the most part. still getting used to those tools. lol. ima keep tryin ;)
User avatar #223 to #222 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Acutally not bad mate! Yeah copyin is good when you start out because you get to nitpick and find what you like to draw the most the more you keep drawing. Once you're able to draw efficiently you should have a good sense of learning by yourself.
#224 to #223 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
thanks made this up quick... my own sort of spin (instead of copy.) Ill venture on my own from here. Thank you for all your help though, for real!
#225 to #224 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Np! Always happy to help out designing original charecters :3
Np! Always happy to help out designing original charecters :3
User avatar #212 to #211 - ferndizzle (09/24/2014) [-]
<3 I'm in love
User avatar #213 to #212 - WhiteCrayon (09/24/2014) [-]
But yeah he looks great for a charecter design. Just keep in mind to keep the hair big and you'll have a yourself a oc!
User avatar #214 to #213 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
Sweet! Good advice. What program do you use to draw? Would you recommend a different one then paint?
User avatar #216 to #214 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
This here was my first art program before moving onto Sai

#215 to #214 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Depends on what you like, You can try line art and vectoring with Photoshop or Sai. Proably photoshop since you're focusing on drawing using shapes. Otherwise stick with MSpaint till you're pretty confident in your skillz. But then you'll find your skills get expentionally better the more you experiment with diffrent things. Most of the things I focused on were cute things and colors. Find what suits you the most.
User avatar #217 to #215 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
I mean the only reason I used shapes it because its easy. I think my better stuff is free hand (pencil tool) you can see a couple things I did with pencil on my job interview post. I'll keep venturing and trying to find my own style!
#218 to #217 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you'll find alot of stuff will always look better as a sketch XD
User avatar #219 to #218 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
Do you use a pound or a pad and stick
#220 to #219 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
the pad and stick, but It really didn't help much until I started using Sai :3
User avatar #221 to #220 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
All right sweet!
#184 - teegoogilycoffeeme ONLINE (09/21/2014) [-]
I love your art style.
I have not subscribed to a user since last year.
You earn my newest one.
User avatar #180 - retrochris (09/16/2014) [-]
thanks a lot (:
I guess you can tell I still have a long way to go lol...
#181 to #180 - WhiteCrayon (09/16/2014) [-]
WAaa, fak nah. You got all the popularity on FJ thats all you need to keep a streak of being a badass. My contents barely get anywhere close to yours XD
User avatar #182 to #181 - retrochris (09/17/2014) [-]
I meant I still have 20 OC rewards I need swapped D:
#183 to #182 - WhiteCrayon (09/17/2014) [-]
hahahaha lol good luck with that.
hahahaha lol good luck with that.
User avatar #154 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't mind me chatting you up. >.>

I uhm am a little bored. Hehe. ^.^;

So your name, profile pic, and text colour are all confusing.
Care to explain how this happened?
User avatar #155 to #154 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
No reasons, I like crayons, so I named myself White Crayon, gave myself a Black Crayon pic, and a Blue text
plus this accounts like 4 years old or so.
User avatar #156 to #155 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
hehehe. So you've been around the block a lot, huh?

I'm surprised. You've been here so long and I don't know the name by heart.
User avatar #157 to #156 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I usally only talk thru the comments. Plus I usally only upload pics I make myself, some sort of dilema of wanting to make all the things I need for myself
User avatar #158 to #157 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I think that's very noble of you. Only wanting that which you make for yourself. <3
#159 to #158 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Yee. Making cute things is fun :3
#160 to #159 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
If you like making cute things, then do a self-portrait.
#162 to #161 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
It's...so adorableeeeee
User avatar #164 to #163 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]

is that you as a puppyyyyy? :3
User avatar #166 to #165 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Cute personality, handsome man, and a furry.

************* ~
#167 to #166 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm just that perfect
User avatar #168 to #167 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
So adorable~

Hey, you don't happen to play any games, do ya? I'd sure like for us to get more familiar ;3
User avatar #177 to #168 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
sure, if I have the time outside of commisions, college, and work.
#179 to #177 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Accept me into your heart.
User avatar #178 to #177 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
#169 to #168 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I play a variatey of games, from tf2 to minecraft to league of legends
User avatar #170 to #169 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hmm. I never really liked TF2 or League, but I love Minecraft.

I play the following games: 7 Days To Die, Project Zomboid, Audiosurf, Minecraft, Divinity: Original Sin, Terraria, Starbound, Unturned, Civilization V, and loads others.

Play any of those? hehe.

Oh and do you play any Minecraft mods? ;3
User avatar #171 to #170 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I got a couple of those on my steam
and I usally play Technic or FTB mods on minecraft
User avatar #172 to #171 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Ever heard of TerraFirmaCraft?

One of my all-time favourite mods >w>
#175 to #172 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
sounds intresting, thou I doubt my laptop can handle it.
User avatar #176 to #175 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hehehe. I'll be the judge of that. I have a way with computers, you see. Hehehe.

We'll just have to play sometime. What do you say? Care to chance it with me?
User avatar #174 to #173 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]

Does it entice you? :3
User avatar #138 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]

Well ain't that intreresting. You're not too far away. Hehe.
User avatar #139 to #138 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh **** thats pretty nice!
User avatar #140 to #139 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles** You're pretty nice. ;)
#141 to #140 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Hell yeah I'm nice :3
#142 to #141 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
So you're an artist, are ye?
So you're an artist, are ye?
#143 to #142 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Aye, and animations n stuff
Aye, and animations n stuff
#144 to #143 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Oooh. I love animations, especially those retro-looking ones :3   
How've I never seen you around before? You make content? :3
Oooh. I love animations, especially those retro-looking ones :3

How've I never seen you around before? You make content? :3
#145 to #144 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Well I'm not so known around FJ, all I do is make comics occasionally and talk in various boards
User avatar #146 to #145 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Have all these images you've posted been your own work? :o
#147 to #146 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
each one indeed.
#148 to #147 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I love you.    
I want to start seeing your work on the Oc channels and on the front pages.   
It's so cute and fuzzy :3
I love you.

I want to start seeing your work on the Oc channels and on the front pages.

It's so cute and fuzzy :3
#149 to #148 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I can try to make more, but most of the time I wanna try to make a joke completely original. Plus I'm not as popular as the other people so its hard to get anywhere XD
User avatar #151 to #149 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I really like your work. It's so adorable ^3^

Do you do any Photoshop? Like editing and stuff. I can't draw so well, but I love editing stuff. Hehehe. :3
User avatar #150 to #149 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hmm...you shuold do what I did. I would post comments a lot and follow peeps around on the bronies board. :3

I didn't post content until long after getting acquainted with the community :3
User avatar #152 to #150 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Ehh, I just keep to myself alot. I can photoshop decent but I can try to learn better.
User avatar #153 to #152 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Aww....a cutie like you keeping to himself? That's just not fair to the world.
User avatar #121 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Wait a second...that's a black cayon in your avatar. YOU'RE A DECEPTACON!
#122 to #121 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I do wat I want
#123 to #122 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Whatever you want to whoever you want?
#125 to #124 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I think this about sums it up.
User avatar #126 to #125 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
why do you have so many toad pics
#127 to #126 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Perhaps this fact escapes you, but I am a toad.
#128 to #127 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
That makes alot more sense
#130 to #129 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Your pics are so deep and sofisticated. Just amazingly trained to the mind you please.
#131 to #130 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I...I am not sure if that is a joke. They're quite simplistic. Heck, a friend of mine drew this one in MSPaint. Haha.

I actually need more, haha.You see, this is the only remaining unique picture I have. Hehehe
#133 to #132 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles happily** There, now it's fixed.

Hehehe. It's cute.

Thankies. ^.^
#135 to #134 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Super hot. ;)
Super hot. ;)
User avatar #136 to #135 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
you did it. you won the game
#137 to #136 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
#112 - zahidlol (09/07/2014) [-]
I feel like you frog about me.

What ever happened to the comics that I suggested?
#114 to #112 - WhiteCrayon (09/07/2014) [-]
also I've been trying to find a newer way to draw comics since they seem so plain.
#115 to #114 - zahidlol (09/07/2014) [-]
Shh bby. It's ok. Whatever you like I like. I'm not picky. Your art is fine the way It is. Don't go changing for nobody. You is fine!
User avatar #116 to #115 - WhiteCrayon (09/07/2014) [-]
you sure know how to talk someone up~

Also I bought a new pen 3 days ago, shipping takes about 7 days so I'm hoppin I can get a new one soon.
User avatar #118 to #116 - zahidlol (09/08/2014) [-]
Want some content you can post for thumbs?
#119 to #118 - WhiteCrayon (09/08/2014) [-]
Nah I'll pass on that, thanks thou. Plus I'm more satisfied by the outcome rather than the thumbs :3

Like personal little goals in order to get better than before.
#120 to #119 - zahidlol (09/08/2014) [-]
I post for results too. Kinda I like knowing lots of people liked what I posted. But, yea, I understand, but I have a folder of pictures to give away so other users can get thumbs, such as the angry birds one that was on the front page 2 days ago
#113 to #112 - WhiteCrayon (09/07/2014) [-]
brah baby. u know I love you. But then I'm in college and thats like collegey. Plus I keep thinking about the comic everyday, trying to figure out good points to perfect it to your likings. Also my tablet pen is compltely dead, had to do a commision with my mouse ; - ;.
User avatar #108 - zahidlol (09/03/2014) [-]
Why is your profile pic a black crayon?
User avatar #109 to #108 - WhiteCrayon (09/03/2014) [-]
Because my name is WhiteCrayon and I have blue text
#110 to #109 - zahidlol (09/03/2014) [-]
Ehh, good point.
User avatar #105 - gayobliteratorhere (08/20/2014) [-]
I'm gonna delete this account
#106 to #105 - zahidlol (08/25/2014) [-]
Yo, don't delete your account. Heck, just leave a stocked comment saying you are going to leave the account, and provide a link to your new one. I hate seeing user deleted account besides a username. It always kinda makes me sad for some reason.
User avatar #107 to #106 - zahidlol (08/25/2014) [-]
***Sticked, not stocked sorry
User avatar #95 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
whitecrayon you have given the advice

it will be known
User avatar #96 to #95 - WhiteCrayon (08/19/2014) [-]
Oh yeah I fergout about these XD

Also I thought it was your friend's webcomics
User avatar #97 to #96 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
we both work on them

whitecrayon I want you to know that it will always be this way
#98 to #97 - WhiteCrayon (08/19/2014) [-]
Sorry I couldn't respond to you before, I needed to work on commisions to keep food and living space.
User avatar #99 to #98 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
you see It is finally what I have brought

both parts are now complete
User avatar #101 to #100 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
you will understand later today
User avatar #102 to #101 - WhiteCrayon (08/19/2014) [-]
. o .
User avatar #104 to #102 - gayobliteratorhere (08/19/2014) [-]
you have been there
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User avatar #86 - gayobliteratorhere (08/10/2014) [-]
yo whitecrayon we should draw **** like storywise
#87 to #86 - WhiteCrayon (08/10/2014) [-]
Nah, no matter how many times I tried to draw a story it never really works out for me. It does really well for you thou, so keep at it.
User avatar #88 to #87 - gayobliteratorhere (08/10/2014) [-]

alright but how about exchange drawings
#89 to #88 - WhiteCrayon (08/10/2014) [-]
sure why not? Just draw my guy whos really just a box with hair and stick hands.
sure why not? Just draw my guy whos really just a box with hair and stick hands.
User avatar #90 to #89 - gayobliteratorhere (08/10/2014) [-]
ok I'll get with that later when I finish the webcomic pages for this week tomorrow
User avatar #91 to #90 - WhiteCrayon (08/10/2014) [-]
Alrighty, you have a nice day.
User avatar #94 to #91 - gayobliteratorhere (08/12/2014) [-]
I killed whitecrayon
#93 to #91 - gayobliteratorhere (08/11/2014) [-]
alright here it is today

User avatar #84 - zahidlol (08/07/2014) [-]
hey man, i left a friend invite on steam for you
User avatar #85 to #84 - WhiteCrayon (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh rad! Not sure if you got the right Kaiponi XD
I'll look for yours
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