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WhiteCrayon

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Age: 20
Steam Profile: kaiponi
Video Games Played: urmother
Interests: Grills
Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:3/23/2015
Location:California San Leandro
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#12220
Highest Content Rank:#620
Highest Comment Rank:#599
Content Thumbs: 11335 total,  13665 ,  2330
Comment Thumbs: 11005 total,  12042 ,  1037
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:83
Content Views:565532
Times Content Favorited:607 times
Total Comments Made:2723
FJ Points:17447
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#47 - Here, I made an even acuter triangle 12/18/2014 on Can you see why kids love... +2
#67 - I can't really say they're a lesbian couple, like its a heart … 12/18/2014 on Anime +1
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/17/2014 on King of the Hill comp +5
#44 - fuckscreennames (12/17/2014) [-]
#1 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Booty wiggler +19
#12 - demonbreadofnorth (12/17/2014) [-]
#5 - magicbrownies (12/17/2014) [-]
#21 - animedudej (12/17/2014) [-]
i giggled but then i think some of my intesitnes got stuck in my throat
#28 - this is art 12/16/2014 on mfw art +1
#16 - Aku was slain. But the adventure ends 12/16/2014 on Can you sign this please? 0
#6 - Tips to being a good ********** > don't **** post 12/16/2014 on (untitled) +1
#19 - eatiswesendg 12/15/2014 on puntastic 0
#23 - Oh baby I feel u 12/15/2014 on School 0
#58 - This is the work of the asians taking her soul from her body a… 12/15/2014 on Asian people 0
#26 - featuring dante from the devil may cry series 12/15/2014 on 7.8/10 too much meth +2
#272 - The site itself says that its not like that gut is bursting wi… 12/15/2014 on The ugly side of society 0
#33 - as an asian I can confirm this is indeed how we would react  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on sand +84
User avatar #68 - luftvaffel (12/14/2014) [-]
but if you're asian, how can you be whitecrayon? shouldn't you be yellowcrayon or something?
#39 - I'm going to hell for laughing.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Title +7
User avatar #77 - matdhouse (12/14/2014) [-]
now it's either go hard or go home
#118 - That fact wasn't fun. nor was it true  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on The ugly side of society +5
User avatar #265 - TwiztidNinja (12/14/2014) [-]
Just because anon gave another explanation for it does not make mine any less true.
www.neglecteddiseases.gov/target_diseases/schistosomiasis/
You are right about it not being a very fun fact though..
"Schistosomiasis, also known as bilharzia, is a chronic disease caused by parasitic worms that live in certain types of freshwater snails. People who come into contact with water that contains these snails are at risk of infection. Schistosomiasis is considered second only to malaria as the most devastating parasitic disease in tropical countries. In sub-Saharan Africa, more than 200,000 deaths per year are due to schistosomiasis. Depending on the species of parasite, schistosomiasis causes renal and bladder dysfunction or liver and intestinal disease, and it contributes to anemia and growth retardation in children."
User avatar #272 - WhiteCrayon (12/15/2014) [-]
The site itself says that its not like that gut is bursting with parasites, its just a malfunction of the liver, the same effect of Kwashiorkor which in both cases is just malurishment and terrible diets. And like you said there are probably many diffrent things wrong with this, but its the way you said how its only full of parasites that makes it sound off putting. A majority of the internet can only see the belly bulding as a result of bad diet and only a selected few know that the parasites have the side effect of doing such a thing. Its sorta true but feels like a lie like when people say our blood is blue because our veins are blue
#7 - seals mentioned, swell with lubber and clubbing skills… 12/14/2014 on Rekt 0
#13 - I should go back to the rice fields. Regain my honor. 12/13/2014 on Be a better man +1
#59 - it hurts to watch 12/13/2014 on Chilly 0
#41 - iloveyou 12/12/2014 on fish 0
#21 - gambled and lost  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) +11
#55 - coffinsalesman (12/13/2014) [-]
**coffinsalesman used "*roll picture*"**
**coffinsalesman rolled image** indeed. Looks like I will never learn.
#24 - chrispoot (12/12/2014) [-]
**chrispoot rolls 6**
#39 - I'm asian I'm 20 and I live in the land of freedom. Lets have … 12/12/2014 on fish 0
#299 - b..but it already exists ; - ;  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on WhiteCrayon's profile 0
User avatar #300 - zahidlol (12/12/2014) [-]
They'll love it.

They won't love memes

Just make it. Please
#37 - have another kitty titty 12/12/2014 on fish 0
#36 - hoyrtlhaknthlaketnlkthnaletnkhlaenkhalk open sweaters a …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on fish +1
User avatar #45 - zahidlol (03/09/2015) [-]
I was not aware of this
#34 - here have a photo of me I'm just slightly excited yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2014 on fish 0
#40 - captainwow (12/12/2014) [-]
Woaahh bro, no worries, no need to stop using it or swap anything up, just meant it as a silly statement more than anything. I do it because I'm not that great at drawing, but YOU have a pretty phenomenal style. Do whatever ya like, you got a great handle on things.
User avatar #41 - WhiteCrayon (12/12/2014) [-]
iloveyou

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #425 - zahidlol (01/31/2015) [-]
when you coming back
User avatar #424 - maybetraffy (01/10/2015) [-]
come back
User avatar #423 - lightingmike (01/10/2015) [-]
i luv u

rust in pepperoni
User avatar #422 - joshlol (01/10/2015) [-]
CHRISTMAS HAT TIME IS OVER
User avatar #421 - andranadu ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
rest in piece soldier
you will be missed by many
#420 - yeahbb ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
easy come, easy go
easy come, easy go
#417 - yeahbb ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
omg you're really back?   
 I missed you so much
omg you're really back?
I missed you so much
User avatar #418 to #417 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
bb I missed u da most~
User avatar #419 to #418 - yeahbb ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #415 - xenxio (01/08/2015) [-]
~
User avatar #416 to #415 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
I will do anything for you, just name it and I'll do it. 5 IOUs
User avatar #412 - yeahbb ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
is your ban over yet?
User avatar #414 to #413 - yeahbb ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #394 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
maybe have a 2 pannel comic for this joke.

if you think its too racist, then ill post it.

ok

what do you do when you see a bunch of dead ( ******* ) black people in your front lawn?

stop laughing and reload
User avatar #393 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
Comix idea
...
Yo man! We got some mail

Aw cool! What is it?

Idk. Let's open it.

Aww man! Just a couple of bills

then have the mail open with pictures of the faces of people like bill murry, bill cosby, bill gates, and bill nye
User avatar #395 to #393 - psychologyxplain (01/03/2015) [-]
YE VERILY! The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has sent me, his squire, to inform you that he will get to it when his account is unbanned.
User avatar #396 to #395 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
2 questions.

How did he get banned'

and why doesnt he just PM me that
User avatar #398 to #396 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
YE VERILY, The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has been banned for the reasons of spam posting Connect Fuhrer pictures all over our beloved land of the Funnyjunk. My Lord is unsure of when he may return and speaketh with you, for his IP hat been banned as well
User avatar #397 to #396 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
white told me to tell you hes ip banned for posting a bunch of connect fuhur pics
User avatar #402 to #397 - zahidlol (01/04/2015) [-]
oh.

Wc, you dumb ****

thanks guys.

also, how is he telling you guys?
User avatar #399 to #397 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
*roll martial weapon* Sir Warioteam, you scoundrel! Interfering with the work of Myself, mighty squire Psychologyxplain. I am afraid that was quite shallow AND pedantic, and we must now battle
User avatar #400 to #399 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i would if ur werent a dumbass at rolling :^)
User avatar #401 to #400 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
**psychologyxplain used "*roll pokemon*"**
**psychologyxplain rolls Sunkern** That doth hurteth, negro. I shall let my companion battle you instead
User avatar #403 to #401 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
**warioteam used "*roll pokemon*"**
**warioteam rolls Unfezant** i like shorts because they are comfy and easy to wear
User avatar #407 to #403 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO ROLL DAMAGE! YOU'VE DESTROYED MY PERSONA!
User avatar #408 to #407 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i win
hand over 10 pokememes
#409 to #408 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
Get your own pokememes, bitch
Get your own pokememes, bitch
User avatar #410 to #409 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
im gettin officer jenny on yo ass
#411 to #410 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
Let's go, beeyotch
Let's go, beeyotch
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User avatar #406 to #405 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
nice going
User avatar #404 to #403 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
what the **** is an unfezant
how unpleasant
User avatar #392 - lightingmike (01/03/2015) [-]
srry 2 bug u, but i don't need the banner anymore
User avatar #390 - yeahbb ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
are you unbanned yet?
User avatar #385 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
User avatar #384 - neppy ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
#383 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
stop spamming.
User avatar #386 to #383 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #387 to #386 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
Never comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
#388 to #387 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
WhiteCrayon sent me to say:
Have a great new year!
User avatar #389 to #388 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
You too! Admittedly, not the best way to start it off, but rules are rules.

Take care and good luck.
User avatar #382 - themabymaby (01/02/2015) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #380 - garymotherfingoak (01/02/2015) [-]
That comic was ******* awesome, well done.
User avatar #381 to #380 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
let me love you~
#370 - lightingmike (12/31/2014) [-]
How's the banner going?   
   
It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
How's the banner going?

It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
User avatar #371 to #370 - WhiteCrayon (12/31/2014) [-]
its a doing, working on a colab thing thats been due since christmas that I didn't know I was a part of
#372 to #371 - lightingmike (12/31/2014) [-]
A collab? Sounds interesting.
A collab? Sounds interesting.
#337 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I can draw like you...

I drew this.

I used Paint Tool Sai.

Bob
User avatar #339 to #337 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
your bobs have beauty in it. I love it.
User avatar #340 to #339 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks.

btw, do you use Paint Tool Sai?
User avatar #343 to #341 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
OH

No wonder your drawings are so good!

What version of Paint Tool Sai are you using?
User avatar #344 to #343 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
no clue! I just pirated it any never checked again. The only brushes I use so far is the pen and watercolor
User avatar #350 to #344 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Is the pen good to use?

btw, I use Paint Tool Sai Version 1
User avatar #351 to #350 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
I suggest without a tablet an experiment between the pen, brush, and vector line, just keep fcuking aruond and drawing dem anime tiddies
User avatar #361 to #351 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Anyway, how's the banner going?
#362 to #357 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
its a working, making banners for the other people who asked too because I'm a thumb whore
User avatar #363 to #362 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Who are these other people?
User avatar #364 to #363 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
just random people wanting headers, I'm photoshopping those, but the ones I wanna work on I'm drawing for.
User avatar #365 to #364 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Ok

Well, good luck with making banners.
User avatar #366 to #365 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
thx bae~
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