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WhiteCrayon

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Age: 20
Steam Profile: kaiponi
Video Games Played: urmother
Interests: Grills
Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:1/15/2015
Location:California San Leandro
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Highest Comment Rank:#599
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#30 - Aww yiss, of what would please my dick finder?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes 0
User avatar #32 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Maybe my current alien thing in my profile pic with a santa hat, and beard, or if you can't do that, then just a dude with an iron helmet, and a santa hat on top of that.
#33 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
your art wish is now used up, have a wonderful christmas my friend
User avatar #34 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
I must say, that was damn fast, and awesome too. Merry christmas to you too, friend, and thanks.
#28 - I do a mix of pixel art and some cartoony stuff, I work best w…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes +1
User avatar #29 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Hmm, an avatar would be cool.
User avatar #30 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Aww yiss, of what would please my dick finder?
User avatar #32 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Maybe my current alien thing in my profile pic with a santa hat, and beard, or if you can't do that, then just a dude with an iron helmet, and a santa hat on top of that.
#33 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
your art wish is now used up, have a wonderful christmas my friend
User avatar #34 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
I must say, that was damn fast, and awesome too. Merry christmas to you too, friend, and thanks.
#26 - so close yet so far  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes 0
User avatar #35 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
hey quick question. I saw the guy who found it. he circled it but i still dont see it. mind showing me. im super fucking curious now.
User avatar #36 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
I acutally made it shit ballers to see, you either need asian eyes or just tilt your monitor screen. its a tiny white one in the light blue background. For being such a sport I'ma give you a doodle for the hell of it because I like you o w o
User avatar #37 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
holy hell i see it now. thats epic dude. Urm. Im not a very creative person so can you just doodle the weirdest thing that comes to mind and slap a santa hat on it OwO
#39 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
do you regret your pickings my friend?
#40 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit its glorius. Thanks dude.
#25 - Any art of your dreams my friend, most people would want somet…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes 0
User avatar #27 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Hmm, well, what kind of stuff do you normally do? Or, better yet, what are you more used to?
#31 - manofiron has deleted their comment.
#28 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
I do a mix of pixel art and some cartoony stuff, I work best with a shot of heroin and fried rice.
User avatar #29 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Hmm, an avatar would be cool.
User avatar #30 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Aww yiss, of what would please my dick finder?
User avatar #32 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Maybe my current alien thing in my profile pic with a santa hat, and beard, or if you can't do that, then just a dude with an iron helmet, and a santa hat on top of that.
#33 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
your art wish is now used up, have a wonderful christmas my friend
User avatar #34 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
I must say, that was damn fast, and awesome too. Merry christmas to you too, friend, and thanks.
#21 - I'll give the guy till the end of the post's air time gotta ge…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes 0
User avatar #22 - sociocat (12/26/2014) [-]
Alright good
#19 - CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUIND THE TINY WHITE DONGER! As so you m…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes +2
User avatar #24 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
What kind of art?
User avatar #23 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
A free art request?
#25 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Any art of your dreams my friend, most people would want something for their avatars.
User avatar #27 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Hmm, well, what kind of stuff do you normally do? Or, better yet, what are you more used to?
#31 - manofiron has deleted their comment.
#28 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
I do a mix of pixel art and some cartoony stuff, I work best with a shot of heroin and fried rice.
User avatar #29 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Hmm, an avatar would be cool.
User avatar #30 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Aww yiss, of what would please my dick finder?
User avatar #32 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Maybe my current alien thing in my profile pic with a santa hat, and beard, or if you can't do that, then just a dude with an iron helmet, and a santa hat on top of that.
#33 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
your art wish is now used up, have a wonderful christmas my friend
User avatar #34 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
I must say, that was damn fast, and awesome too. Merry christmas to you too, friend, and thanks.
User avatar #20 - sociocat (12/26/2014) [-]
If he does claim his reward can I have it?
User avatar #21 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
I'll give the guy till the end of the post's air time gotta get them christmas turkey in the anus
User avatar #22 - sociocat (12/26/2014) [-]
Alright good
#6 - A hidden white penis is roaming the pics, find it and you get …  [+] (30 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes +18
#17 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #38 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
dude holy crap. congrats on seeing that. had to get the op to show me even after you circled it.
User avatar #44 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Tbh, I had no idea that it was actually the penis at first, I thought it was just a white dot or something. It was blind luck that I even noticed it in the first place.
#19 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
CONGRATULATIONS! YOU FOUIND THE TINY WHITE DONGER! As so you must now claim a free art request otherwise I'll draw dogs in gay baby jail.
User avatar #24 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
What kind of art?
User avatar #23 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
A free art request?
#25 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Any art of your dreams my friend, most people would want something for their avatars.
User avatar #27 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Hmm, well, what kind of stuff do you normally do? Or, better yet, what are you more used to?
#31 - manofiron has deleted their comment.
#28 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
I do a mix of pixel art and some cartoony stuff, I work best with a shot of heroin and fried rice.
User avatar #29 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Hmm, an avatar would be cool.
User avatar #30 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
Aww yiss, of what would please my dick finder?
User avatar #32 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
Maybe my current alien thing in my profile pic with a santa hat, and beard, or if you can't do that, then just a dude with an iron helmet, and a santa hat on top of that.
#33 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
your art wish is now used up, have a wonderful christmas my friend
User avatar #34 - manofiron (12/26/2014) [-]
I must say, that was damn fast, and awesome too. Merry christmas to you too, friend, and thanks.
User avatar #20 - sociocat (12/26/2014) [-]
If he does claim his reward can I have it?
User avatar #21 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
I'll give the guy till the end of the post's air time gotta get them christmas turkey in the anus
User avatar #22 - sociocat (12/26/2014) [-]
Alright good
#13 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
Found it
User avatar #26 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
so close yet so far
User avatar #35 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
hey quick question. I saw the guy who found it. he circled it but i still dont see it. mind showing me. im super fucking curious now.
User avatar #36 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
I acutally made it shit ballers to see, you either need asian eyes or just tilt your monitor screen. its a tiny white one in the light blue background. For being such a sport I'ma give you a doodle for the hell of it because I like you o w o
User avatar #37 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
holy hell i see it now. thats epic dude. Urm. Im not a very creative person so can you just doodle the weirdest thing that comes to mind and slap a santa hat on it OwO
#39 - WhiteCrayon (12/26/2014) [-]
do you regret your pickings my friend?
#40 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
Holy shit its glorius. Thanks dude.
User avatar #14 - theonewhoderps (12/26/2014) [-]
I don't see it.
User avatar #15 - jacobclabough (12/26/2014) [-]
its in her mouth. hence the bulge.
#16 - theonewhoderps (12/26/2014) [-]
Oh, I thought you mean the white space
#11 - zahidlol (12/26/2014) [-]
close enough
#9 - anonexplains (12/25/2014) [-]
Is it in his beard?
Merry Christmas
#3 - You play a drum the same way you make your wife work. You beat it. 12/25/2014 on Merry Cringly Assholes +1
#26 - hey xenxio, master of crappy immune system you can ban this gu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Exactly +1
#27 - marioisbestpony (12/25/2014) [-]
yes he can. I dare him
#21 - Alcides Stag Beetle, you are asians only hope 12/24/2014 on giant hornet +1
#302 - PPFFFFTT I ******* love this. Its simple and perf… 12/23/2014 on WhiteCrayon's profile 0
#67 - You're the real provider here brah 12/21/2014 on Happy Helliday's Give-Away +5
#2 - nothing better than a tazered nipple 12/20/2014 on we need to go back +1
#5 - DAyum! thats like, one apple product man. 12/20/2014 on Kimmy 0
#39 - Is that sass I hear young mam? 12/20/2014 on THEY DID THE THING 0
#20 - Cripled people dating sim 12/20/2014 on I'd make a good God +2
#50 - 20,000 + 1. I'm looking to reclaim my honor and also a wife 12/20/2014 on 14yo > +1
#8 - Hey OP you forgot this one. Hope you guys enjoy… 12/20/2014 on FJ Comment Comp 1 -1
#8 - “I can still tend the rabbits, George? I didn't mean n… 12/20/2014 on I was devastated lol 0
#22 - do the thing with me 12/20/2014 on Love can have many forms +2
#22 - its all about Varik and Jhu Li brah. Those vows brah. 12/19/2014 on Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahha... 0
#8 - Picture 12/19/2014 on Without context... +7
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#9 - I speak it but I don't understand it. 12/19/2014 on Weeb 0
#72 - I ate at a japanese bbq, I ate till I passed away. 12/19/2014 on I don't cook often and I'd get 0

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User avatar #425 - zahidlol (01/31/2015) [-]
when you coming back
User avatar #424 - maybetraffy (01/10/2015) [-]
come back
User avatar #423 - lightingmike ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i luv u

rust in pepperoni
User avatar #422 - joshlol (01/10/2015) [-]
CHRISTMAS HAT TIME IS OVER
User avatar #421 - andranadu ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
rest in piece soldier
you will be missed by many
#420 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
easy come, easy go
easy come, easy go
#417 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
omg you're really back?   
 I missed you so much
omg you're really back?
I missed you so much
User avatar #418 to #417 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
bb I missed u da most~
User avatar #415 - xenxio (01/08/2015) [-]
~
User avatar #416 to #415 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
I will do anything for you, just name it and I'll do it. 5 IOUs
User avatar #412 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
is your ban over yet?
User avatar #413 to #412 - tridaak ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #394 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
maybe have a 2 pannel comic for this joke.

if you think its too racist, then ill post it.

ok

what do you do when you see a bunch of dead ( ******* ) black people in your front lawn?

stop laughing and reload
User avatar #393 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
Comix idea
...
Yo man! We got some mail

Aw cool! What is it?

Idk. Let's open it.

Aww man! Just a couple of bills

then have the mail open with pictures of the faces of people like bill murry, bill cosby, bill gates, and bill nye
User avatar #395 to #393 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
YE VERILY! The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has sent me, his squire, to inform you that he will get to it when his account is unbanned.
User avatar #396 to #395 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
2 questions.

How did he get banned'

and why doesnt he just PM me that
User avatar #398 to #396 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
YE VERILY, The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has been banned for the reasons of spam posting Connect Fuhrer pictures all over our beloved land of the Funnyjunk. My Lord is unsure of when he may return and speaketh with you, for his IP hat been banned as well
User avatar #397 to #396 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
white told me to tell you hes ip banned for posting a bunch of connect fuhur pics
User avatar #402 to #397 - zahidlol (01/04/2015) [-]
oh.

Wc, you dumb ****

thanks guys.

also, how is he telling you guys?
User avatar #399 to #397 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
*roll martial weapon* Sir Warioteam, you scoundrel! Interfering with the work of Myself, mighty squire Psychologyxplain. I am afraid that was quite shallow AND pedantic, and we must now battle
User avatar #400 to #399 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i would if ur werent a dumbass at rolling :^)
User avatar #401 to #400 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
**psychologyxplain used "*roll pokemon*"**
**psychologyxplain rolls Sunkern** That doth hurteth, negro. I shall let my companion battle you instead
User avatar #403 to #401 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
**warioteam used "*roll pokemon*"**
**warioteam rolls Unfezant** i like shorts because they are comfy and easy to wear
User avatar #407 to #403 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO ROLL DAMAGE! YOU'VE DESTROYED MY PERSONA!
User avatar #408 to #407 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i win
hand over 10 pokememes
#409 to #408 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Get your own pokememes, bitch
Get your own pokememes, bitch
User avatar #410 to #409 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
im gettin officer jenny on yo ass
#411 to #410 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Let's go, beeyotch
Let's go, beeyotch
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User avatar #406 to #405 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
nice going
User avatar #404 to #403 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
what the **** is an unfezant
how unpleasant
User avatar #392 - lightingmike ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
srry 2 bug u, but i don't need the banner anymore
User avatar #390 - yeahbb (01/02/2015) [-]
are you unbanned yet?
User avatar #385 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
User avatar #384 - neppy (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
#383 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
stop spamming.
User avatar #386 to #383 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #387 to #386 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
Never comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
#388 to #387 - anonexplains (01/02/2015) [-]
WhiteCrayon sent me to say:
Have a great new year!
User avatar #389 to #388 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
You too! Admittedly, not the best way to start it off, but rules are rules.

Take care and good luck.
User avatar #382 - themabymaby ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #380 - garymotherfingoak (01/02/2015) [-]
That comic was ******* awesome, well done.
User avatar #381 to #380 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
let me love you~
#370 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
How's the banner going?   
   
It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
How's the banner going?

It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
User avatar #371 to #370 - WhiteCrayon (12/31/2014) [-]
its a doing, working on a colab thing thats been due since christmas that I didn't know I was a part of
#372 to #371 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
A collab? Sounds interesting.
A collab? Sounds interesting.
#337 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I can draw like you...

I drew this.

I used Paint Tool Sai.

Bob
User avatar #339 to #337 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
your bobs have beauty in it. I love it.
User avatar #340 to #339 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks.

btw, do you use Paint Tool Sai?
User avatar #343 to #341 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
OH

No wonder your drawings are so good!

What version of Paint Tool Sai are you using?
User avatar #344 to #343 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
no clue! I just pirated it any never checked again. The only brushes I use so far is the pen and watercolor
User avatar #350 to #344 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Is the pen good to use?

btw, I use Paint Tool Sai Version 1
User avatar #351 to #350 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
I suggest without a tablet an experiment between the pen, brush, and vector line, just keep fcuking aruond and drawing dem anime tiddies
User avatar #361 to #351 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Anyway, how's the banner going?
#362 to #357 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
its a working, making banners for the other people who asked too because I'm a thumb whore
User avatar #363 to #362 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Who are these other people?
User avatar #364 to #363 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
just random people wanting headers, I'm photoshopping those, but the ones I wanna work on I'm drawing for.
User avatar #365 to #364 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Ok

Well, good luck with making banners.
User avatar #366 to #365 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
thx bae~
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