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Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#526 - stick it to the man brah  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on admin tries to learn his... 0
User avatar #745 - chimpaflimp (12/11/2014) [-]
Lol faggot.
#69 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on High Cognitive Functions of... +7
User avatar #91 - eloys (12/10/2014) [-]
Not in Denmark tho

#82 - evanxzile (12/10/2014) [-]
What are they gona do, call the cops?
#87 - garaichu (12/10/2014) [-]
10/10
#9 - there could be more seals for all we know 12/10/2014 on The fuck brah? +4
#7 - a seal  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on The fuck brah? +2
#8 - landartheconqueror (12/10/2014) [-]
i used plural, obviously meaning many. there's only one seal
User avatar #9 - WhiteCrayon (12/10/2014) [-]
there could be more seals for all we know
#7 - yes, but it looks like he could barely reach it even from the …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on I got this, nope never mined 0
User avatar #8 - Funnel (12/09/2014) [-]
If he wasn't able to hold it on the top shelf, there's no way he would be able to push it on the second top shelf, pushing requires a lot more force than holding.
#3 - it would be more efficient to hold it by lower area rather tha…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on I got this, nope never mined 0
User avatar #6 - Funnel (12/09/2014) [-]
Do you even physics? It would get exponentially harder the further down he pushed.
User avatar #7 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
yes, but it looks like he could barely reach it even from the top, which is why I believe it more efficient regardless of force for him to hold it off from at least one rung lower
User avatar #8 - Funnel (12/09/2014) [-]
If he wasn't able to hold it on the top shelf, there's no way he would be able to push it on the second top shelf, pushing requires a lot more force than holding.
#5 - animesource (12/09/2014) [-]
But you'll need more force.
It's similar to pushing a door close to hinge.
User avatar #4 - thelizardqueen (12/09/2014) [-]
if you saw a hole shelf of win about to fall over the last thing any one dose is think
#2911 - or 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +1
#2888 - I think you're cooler than the sun, if it exploseded and…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#2903 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
i think you're cooler than absolute zero and that's not possible but with you it is. suck mi di you fig
#2911 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
or
#2880 - okay I lied I don't actually have a kik I just want…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
#2885 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
i think you're pretty cool already
in fact, you're cooler than cool
YOU'RE ICE COLD
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
#2888 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
I think you're cooler than the sun, if it exploseded and then turned into a black hole. Suck all them rocks boi suck it.
#2903 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
i think you're cooler than absolute zero and that's not possible but with you it is. suck mi di you fig
#2911 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
or
#2845 - hey baby gurl u got kik? you cum here offten? see what I said…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +2
#2873 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
of course i do, sugartits
but i don't use it
#2880 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
okay I lied I don't actually have a kik
I just wanted to sound cool ; - ;
#2885 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
i think you're pretty cool already
in fact, you're cooler than cool
YOU'RE ICE COLD
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
#2888 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
I think you're cooler than the sun, if it exploseded and then turned into a black hole. Suck all them rocks boi suck it.
#2903 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
i think you're cooler than absolute zero and that's not possible but with you it is. suck mi di you fig
#2911 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
or
#2794 - hey there sexy, lets have glorious babies  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +2
#2825 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
okie dokie bby
#2845 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
hey baby gurl u got kik? you cum here offten? see what I said there? I said cum because sex. but you already knew that you mind reading gypsy
#2873 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
of course i do, sugartits
but i don't use it
#2880 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
okay I lied I don't actually have a kik
I just wanted to sound cool ; - ;
#2885 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
i think you're pretty cool already
in fact, you're cooler than cool
YOU'RE ICE COLD
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT
#2888 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
I think you're cooler than the sun, if it exploseded and then turned into a black hole. Suck all them rocks boi suck it.
#2903 - twistingcogs (12/09/2014) [-]
i think you're cooler than absolute zero and that's not possible but with you it is. suck mi di you fig
#2911 - WhiteCrayon (12/09/2014) [-]
or
#124 - but who was phone? 12/08/2014 on Feminazi 2.0 +3
#78 - Picture 12/08/2014 on Sex talk +1
#26 - syre I'll take a skypes  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
User avatar #27 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
ima PM it to you
#23 - yeah I'm headin to bead and yes those are the emotions I need …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
#25 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
oh, okay. Nighty night.
#21 - holy crap thats way better than me when I tried to use Paint. …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
User avatar #24 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeppers. I got a skype.

You want it?
User avatar #26 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
syre I'll take a skypes
User avatar #27 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
ima PM it to you
#20 - that means alot to me ; w ; . I'd love to help out! and in ret…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
#22 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
The key is to make their faces have as much going on as possible. Like, uh.

Eyebrows are important. I could do a quickie to show you what I mean, but I'm really freakin' sleepy right now. So it may not be up to par.

I dunno. Helps convey the emotion.
User avatar #23 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah I'm headin to bead and yes those are the emotions I need the most if I wanna get better at doing comics
#25 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
oh, okay. Nighty night.
#18 - Nah I get how you roll, a majority of how I interact with othe…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
#19 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh, well. You don't have to try very hard with me.

I just need to learn how to do bodies appropriately, then color... Er. Then I don't know where I'll be going after that. Guess I'd try for commissions. That's far down the road, though.

I used Paint when I first started. Then I moved to doing SAI. All with a mouse, of course. Then when I got my graphics tablet, my drawing has improved at least ten fold.

Here's an example of one of my older things.
#21 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
holy crap thats way better than me when I tried to use Paint.
but yeah bruh your snangles looks amazinging even then.
I guess so far just keep drawing till you refine that beautiful artstyle of yours. Got a Skype?
User avatar #24 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeppers. I got a skype.

You want it?
User avatar #26 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
syre I'll take a skypes
User avatar #27 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
ima PM it to you
#15 - oh snapples dude! 7.8/10 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
#14 - Oh yes a majority of the **** I do is nothing but…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
User avatar #17 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
I'd love any sort of tip you could offer! You're a great artist.
#20 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
that means alot to me ; w ; . I'd love to help out! and in return you show me your secrets to making expressions on horses
#22 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
The key is to make their faces have as much going on as possible. Like, uh.

Eyebrows are important. I could do a quickie to show you what I mean, but I'm really freakin' sleepy right now. So it may not be up to par.

I dunno. Helps convey the emotion.
User avatar #23 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah I'm headin to bead and yes those are the emotions I need the most if I wanna get better at doing comics
#25 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
oh, okay. Nighty night.
User avatar #16 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, I'm still relatively new around here, I guess. I've been apart of FJ for years, though. I only recently started doing ask posts and stuff on FJ.

I also received my graphics tablet about a week or so ago, so I'm really excited about that. I've been drawing things just to try and get better. I suck at doing the bodies, though... Though, I've been told that I can communicate facial expressions very well.

I like doing more elegant things, I guess. I try to be cute, but I come across as being weird. At least, to me.

I'm actually working on a Luna picture right now for Zonryu, a good bud of mine. I hope he'll appreciate it, but I've got to do 10 times the work I normally do. Lol.

Uh... Well, I don't like talking too much about myself, I'd feel a little awkward.
User avatar #18 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Nah I get how you roll, a majority of how I interact with other people is mostly just drawing stuff. Your work looks amazing and even if you can draw heads like I did for a year you'll end up giving excellent head!
I guess for my part is that I run some ask blogs on tumblr but FJ is my most treasured site because of the company, and it feels lonely round here without anyone to connect to really, so I've been doing webcomics for this site cause I'm a attention whore.
#19 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh, well. You don't have to try very hard with me.

I just need to learn how to do bodies appropriately, then color... Er. Then I don't know where I'll be going after that. Guess I'd try for commissions. That's far down the road, though.

I used Paint when I first started. Then I moved to doing SAI. All with a mouse, of course. Then when I got my graphics tablet, my drawing has improved at least ten fold.

Here's an example of one of my older things.
#21 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
holy crap thats way better than me when I tried to use Paint.
but yeah bruh your snangles looks amazinging even then.
I guess so far just keep drawing till you refine that beautiful artstyle of yours. Got a Skype?
User avatar #24 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeppers. I got a skype.

You want it?
User avatar #26 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
syre I'll take a skypes
User avatar #27 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
ima PM it to you
#11 - you diz a good job, keep arts up. I love you  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +3
#13 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Thankies, have another picture. :0
User avatar #15 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
oh snapples dude! 7.8/10
#10 - Oh nothin, just using this oppurtunity to post random reaction…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +2
#12 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Looks cute.

Unlike others I've seen.
#14 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh yes a majority of the shit I do is nothing but cute stuff it gives me a raging boney
but enough about me tell me about yourself :3
its been a while since I've seen another horse aritst around and I am slightly excited
User avatar #17 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
I'd love any sort of tip you could offer! You're a great artist.
#20 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
that means alot to me ; w ; . I'd love to help out! and in return you show me your secrets to making expressions on horses
#22 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
The key is to make their faces have as much going on as possible. Like, uh.

Eyebrows are important. I could do a quickie to show you what I mean, but I'm really freakin' sleepy right now. So it may not be up to par.

I dunno. Helps convey the emotion.
User avatar #23 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah I'm headin to bead and yes those are the emotions I need the most if I wanna get better at doing comics
#25 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
oh, okay. Nighty night.
User avatar #16 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, I'm still relatively new around here, I guess. I've been apart of FJ for years, though. I only recently started doing ask posts and stuff on FJ.

I also received my graphics tablet about a week or so ago, so I'm really excited about that. I've been drawing things just to try and get better. I suck at doing the bodies, though... Though, I've been told that I can communicate facial expressions very well.

I like doing more elegant things, I guess. I try to be cute, but I come across as being weird. At least, to me.

I'm actually working on a Luna picture right now for Zonryu, a good bud of mine. I hope he'll appreciate it, but I've got to do 10 times the work I normally do. Lol.

Uh... Well, I don't like talking too much about myself, I'd feel a little awkward.
User avatar #18 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Nah I get how you roll, a majority of how I interact with other people is mostly just drawing stuff. Your work looks amazing and even if you can draw heads like I did for a year you'll end up giving excellent head!
I guess for my part is that I run some ask blogs on tumblr but FJ is my most treasured site because of the company, and it feels lonely round here without anyone to connect to really, so I've been doing webcomics for this site cause I'm a attention whore.
#19 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh, well. You don't have to try very hard with me.

I just need to learn how to do bodies appropriately, then color... Er. Then I don't know where I'll be going after that. Guess I'd try for commissions. That's far down the road, though.

I used Paint when I first started. Then I moved to doing SAI. All with a mouse, of course. Then when I got my graphics tablet, my drawing has improved at least ten fold.

Here's an example of one of my older things.
#21 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
holy crap thats way better than me when I tried to use Paint.
but yeah bruh your snangles looks amazinging even then.
I guess so far just keep drawing till you refine that beautiful artstyle of yours. Got a Skype?
User avatar #24 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeppers. I got a skype.

You want it?
User avatar #26 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
syre I'll take a skypes
User avatar #27 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
ima PM it to you
#16 - Oh hey a female on Funny Junk! Hey there baby gurl u lookin pr…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Sex talk +36
User avatar #77 - aadenoto (12/08/2014) [-]
... I'm a guy
#78 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
#63 - cliffordlover (12/08/2014) [-]
**cliffordlover rolled image** Yay, another white crayon...
#6 - Dude I gotta meet this guy and have a horse off with him …  [+] (19 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Scoots Drew This +3
User avatar #9 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh, hey. What's up?
#11 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
you diz a good job, keep arts up. I love you
#13 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Thankies, have another picture. :0
User avatar #15 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
oh snapples dude! 7.8/10
#10 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh nothin, just using this oppurtunity to post random reaction pics of my oc that I never get to use on this site for various reasons and I feel that I might be shamed for it if any of the cool kids found out
#12 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Looks cute.

Unlike others I've seen.
#14 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh yes a majority of the shit I do is nothing but cute stuff it gives me a raging boney
but enough about me tell me about yourself :3
its been a while since I've seen another horse aritst around and I am slightly excited
User avatar #17 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
I'd love any sort of tip you could offer! You're a great artist.
#20 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
that means alot to me ; w ; . I'd love to help out! and in return you show me your secrets to making expressions on horses
#22 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
The key is to make their faces have as much going on as possible. Like, uh.

Eyebrows are important. I could do a quickie to show you what I mean, but I'm really freakin' sleepy right now. So it may not be up to par.

I dunno. Helps convey the emotion.
User avatar #23 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
yeah I'm headin to bead and yes those are the emotions I need the most if I wanna get better at doing comics
#25 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
oh, okay. Nighty night.
User avatar #16 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Well, I'm still relatively new around here, I guess. I've been apart of FJ for years, though. I only recently started doing ask posts and stuff on FJ.

I also received my graphics tablet about a week or so ago, so I'm really excited about that. I've been drawing things just to try and get better. I suck at doing the bodies, though... Though, I've been told that I can communicate facial expressions very well.

I like doing more elegant things, I guess. I try to be cute, but I come across as being weird. At least, to me.

I'm actually working on a Luna picture right now for Zonryu, a good bud of mine. I hope he'll appreciate it, but I've got to do 10 times the work I normally do. Lol.

Uh... Well, I don't like talking too much about myself, I'd feel a little awkward.
User avatar #18 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Nah I get how you roll, a majority of how I interact with other people is mostly just drawing stuff. Your work looks amazing and even if you can draw heads like I did for a year you'll end up giving excellent head!
I guess for my part is that I run some ask blogs on tumblr but FJ is my most treasured site because of the company, and it feels lonely round here without anyone to connect to really, so I've been doing webcomics for this site cause I'm a attention whore.
#19 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Oh, well. You don't have to try very hard with me.

I just need to learn how to do bodies appropriately, then color... Er. Then I don't know where I'll be going after that. Guess I'd try for commissions. That's far down the road, though.

I used Paint when I first started. Then I moved to doing SAI. All with a mouse, of course. Then when I got my graphics tablet, my drawing has improved at least ten fold.

Here's an example of one of my older things.
#21 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
holy crap thats way better than me when I tried to use Paint.
but yeah bruh your snangles looks amazinging even then.
I guess so far just keep drawing till you refine that beautiful artstyle of yours. Got a Skype?
User avatar #24 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
Yeppers. I got a skype.

You want it?
User avatar #26 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
syre I'll take a skypes
User avatar #27 - scootabot (12/08/2014) [-]
ima PM it to you
#3 - we can read minds  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on what! why? what the hell... 0
User avatar #5 - fourtwentt (12/08/2014) [-]
Hold the fuck up, your name is whitecrayon not yellowcrayon
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#297 - zahidlol (12/11/2014) [-]
make this a comic of yours.   
   
i cant post this cause of memes   
   
if you cant read the text, then click the link   
   
file:///C:/Users/Zahid/Desktop/Reaction%20Folder/Pictures/To%20Sort/for%20WC/Bus ted.+big+time9f1b364241780.gif
make this a comic of yours.

i cant post this cause of memes

if you cant read the text, then click the link

file:///C:/Users/Zahid/Desktop/Reaction%20Folder/Pictures/To%20Sort/for%20WC/Bus ted.+big+time9f1b364241780.gif
#299 to #297 - WhiteCrayon (12/12/2014) [-]
b..but it already exists ; - ;
User avatar #300 to #299 - zahidlol (12/12/2014) [-]
They'll love it.

They won't love memes

Just make it. Please
User avatar #298 to #297 - zahidlol (12/11/2014) [-]
thanks for driving me from work.

here we are.

but... i never told you where i live

0.0
#292 - GEARBOY (12/11/2014) [-]
oh gosh WhiteCrayon /o\   your comics are adorable
oh gosh WhiteCrayon /o\ your comics are adorable
#293 to #292 - WhiteCrayon (12/11/2014) [-]
Shhh. your face is adorable
#294 to #293 - GEARBOY (12/11/2014) [-]
/o\
/o\
#295 to #294 - WhiteCrayon (12/11/2014) [-]
seriously thou, wish I could anatomy like you brah.
#296 to #295 - GEARBOY (12/11/2014) [-]
Well it took a lot of practice- and I used a lot of other people's work to help me.

Wish I could draw simple again u_u

5-6 hours is not how long you want to spend on a slide :c
User avatar #281 - girguy (12/02/2014) [-]
how do I force you to make art of my batchu avatar

hint: i have chains and a basement
#282 to #281 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
baby my body is yours, Anything you want specific on a batchu avatar? Pixel art, Flat colors? I got free time tell me the specifics and I'll do my magics
User avatar #285 to #282 - girguy (12/02/2014) [-]
maybe he's like winking or something lol
pixel art would be dandy
ignore that other guy
#286 to #285 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
wat why is there 2 of you? Also yeah I'll whip up somethin fer yee, I'll tell post ay when its done
User avatar #287 to #286 - girguy (12/02/2014) [-]
I mentioned the other guy's username

also thx
#289 to #287 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
Here you go, sorry for the delay o 3 o
Here you go, sorry for the delay o 3 o
User avatar #291 to #289 - girguy (12/08/2014) [-]
aw thanks <3
User avatar #288 to #287 - batchu (12/03/2014) [-]
sorry, could not resist
#290 to #288 - WhiteCrayon (12/08/2014) [-]
And one for you too o w o
And one for you too o w o
User avatar #283 to #282 - batchu (12/02/2014) [-]
it has to involve a banana, a fedora and pony
#284 to #283 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
anyhting more too it?
User avatar #277 - instalation ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Heywhat's on the coin
#278 to #277 - WhiteCrayon (12/02/2014) [-]
One of them is a amazing person that makes me happy, and the other one is Phonct. Its supposed to me Vanilla von Schwets because Include always uses that as their mascot
User avatar #280 to #278 - instalation ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks for letting me know!
#279 to #278 - include ONLINE (12/02/2014) [-]
You know it ;)
User avatar #274 - zahidlol (11/21/2014) [-]
Got a comic idea
User avatar #275 to #274 - zahidlol (11/21/2014) [-]
An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.

The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.

The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.

One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?

The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."

"What?? An engineer? I didn't send you one of those, that must have been a mistake. Send him back up right this minute."

The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."

God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"

The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
User avatar #269 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
****** !

Where the comics at?

I'm having withdrawals
#270 to #269 - WhiteCrayon (11/17/2014) [-]
Heres a sketch on one of them
User avatar #271 to #270 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
Nice

That's funny

But if I may add, it seems to be missing a big punchline.
It does have a small one, but it seems like it's more for a chuckle.

It's still something I wouldn't have seen coming, so good job
User avatar #272 to #271 - WhiteCrayon (11/17/2014) [-]
What kind of punchline would you suggest?
User avatar #273 to #272 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm not sure.

I have been thinking, this is DND, right?

Incorporate a rule of dradle into the comic.

Say it lands on a certain side, then the Jew kid abides by the rule or something saying something like all of your gold points go to him.

Idk.

Also give him a long nose. It's mandatory
User avatar #266 - hellomynameisbill (10/28/2014) [-]
your profile picture is of a black crayon and your text is blue
User avatar #268 to #266 - WhiteCrayon (10/28/2014) [-]
There we go, just stepped up mah game.
User avatar #267 to #266 - WhiteCrayon (10/28/2014) [-]
Name is WhiteCrayon, profile pic is a Black Crayon, my username is blue, and my text is violet

Where is your admin now
User avatar #256 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Gonna work on the comic ideas I gave you
User avatar #258 to #257 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
proably not, I'm still trying to get a good grip on making good comucs with my own jokes because I got alot of feed back on how its not original
#259 to #258 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Well **** them.

You got over 1000 people who liked it.

Just put at the bottom

"Credit to zahidlol " at the bottom and tell them to send me the complaints.

The hate shouldn't fall on the messenger.

Can you do the pianist one for me?

Do you want me to tell you it again
User avatar #260 to #259 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
sure shoot.
User avatar #261 to #260 - zahidlol (10/18/2014) [-]
Do you remember the stairs to heaven?
Do that one too

Joke 3
So a man goes to a bar and sees a 7 foot tall pianist playing the piano and he is really good. So he asks the bartender where did he find a pianist that was a pro. The bartender replied he got it from this magic lamp with a Jeanie in it. The man asks if he could get a wish from the Jeanie, and the bartender allows him. So he rubs the lamp and the Jeanie pops out and says you can have one wish. And the man says I want a billion bucks! The Jeanie replies your wish is granted, go outside to get your wish. So the man runs outside and as far as he can see there are about a billion ducks outside. Furious the ban rushes back in and says "bartender your Jeanie ruined my wish! I wanted a billion bucks and he gave me a billion ducks!. The bartender replies " my Jeanie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I would ask for a 7 foot long pianist?"
#262 to #261 - WhiteCrayon (10/18/2014) [-]
sounds fun, I'll try it out after I finish more commissions
sounds fun, I'll try it out after I finish more commissions
#255 - zahidlol (10/17/2014) [-]
Go an time for my submission
#230 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
xenxio heres a sketch of your request, I'll finish it in my free time, working on commisions first so that I have a roof above my head.
#252 to #251 - xenxio (09/30/2014) [-]
...I love it.
#233 to #232 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
np bae, been meaning to ask, whats that icon next to your username?
User avatar #235 to #234 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
holy **** you had that pic pre-saved didn't you?
User avatar #240 to #239 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Also I really needa play Disgaea again, ******* love that game.
#242 to #241 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, gotta get set up for the new smash bros. The hype is real.
#244 to #243 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
holy **** the pain is real
User avatar #246 to #245 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Oh uh I got this one kaipo-da-asianguy.tumblr.com/

I use that one so that people can contact me easily.
User avatar #248 to #247 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
I'll mention you when I do! You have a nice night!
User avatar #249 to #248 - xenxio (09/28/2014) [-]
**xenxio waves**
User avatar #227 - alicorn (09/26/2014) [-]
if you're gonna draw mine pls mention me
#229 to #227 - WhiteCrayon (09/28/2014) [-]
Heres a sketch of it so far. Any changes you wanna make I'll add on to it :3
User avatar #264 to #229 - alicorn (10/22/2014) [-]
did you ever finish this
User avatar #265 to #264 - WhiteCrayon (10/22/2014) [-]
lol nope XD

but I will get it in with the rest of my commisions by the end of this week!
User avatar #250 to #229 - alicorn (09/29/2014) [-]
Don't rush yourself, i'm sure you're busy

That looks great!
User avatar #228 to #227 - WhiteCrayon (09/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah yeah, I'll get drawing on that as soon as I can, thanks for not letting me draw a horse gang bang.
#210 - ferndizzle (09/24/2014) [-]
help, character idea... obvi too round. idk.. help?
#211 to #210 - WhiteCrayon (09/24/2014) [-]
Acutally pretty nice! You can keep him more simple with jsut a bowtie and one wrist band. thats just be being nick picky but he looks really nice!
#222 to #211 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
tried copying for the most part. still getting used to those tools. lol. ima keep tryin ;)
User avatar #223 to #222 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Acutally not bad mate! Yeah copyin is good when you start out because you get to nitpick and find what you like to draw the most the more you keep drawing. Once you're able to draw efficiently you should have a good sense of learning by yourself.
#224 to #223 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
thanks made this up quick... my own sort of spin (instead of copy.) Ill venture on my own from here. Thank you for all your help though, for real!
#225 to #224 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Np! Always happy to help out designing original charecters :3
Np! Always happy to help out designing original charecters :3
User avatar #212 to #211 - ferndizzle (09/24/2014) [-]
<3 I'm in love
User avatar #213 to #212 - WhiteCrayon (09/24/2014) [-]
But yeah he looks great for a charecter design. Just keep in mind to keep the hair big and you'll have a yourself a oc!
User avatar #214 to #213 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
Sweet! Good advice. What program do you use to draw? Would you recommend a different one then paint?
User avatar #216 to #214 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
This here was my first art program before moving onto Sai

apps.pixlr.com/editor/
#215 to #214 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Depends on what you like, You can try line art and vectoring with Photoshop or Sai. Proably photoshop since you're focusing on drawing using shapes. Otherwise stick with MSpaint till you're pretty confident in your skillz. But then you'll find your skills get expentionally better the more you experiment with diffrent things. Most of the things I focused on were cute things and colors. Find what suits you the most.
User avatar #217 to #215 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
I mean the only reason I used shapes it because its easy. I think my better stuff is free hand (pencil tool) you can see a couple things I did with pencil on my job interview post. I'll keep venturing and trying to find my own style!
#218 to #217 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
Yeah you'll find alot of stuff will always look better as a sketch XD
User avatar #219 to #218 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
Do you use a pound or a pad and stick
#220 to #219 - WhiteCrayon (09/25/2014) [-]
the pad and stick, but It really didn't help much until I started using Sai :3
User avatar #221 to #220 - ferndizzle (09/25/2014) [-]
All right sweet!
#184 - teegoogilycoffeeme (09/21/2014) [-]
I love your art style.
I have not subscribed to a user since last year.
You earn my newest one.
User avatar #180 - retrochris (09/16/2014) [-]
thanks a lot (:
I guess you can tell I still have a long way to go lol...
#181 to #180 - WhiteCrayon (09/16/2014) [-]
WAaa, fak nah. You got all the popularity on FJ thats all you need to keep a streak of being a badass. My contents barely get anywhere close to yours XD
User avatar #182 to #181 - retrochris (09/17/2014) [-]
I meant I still have 20 OC rewards I need swapped D:
#183 to #182 - WhiteCrayon (09/17/2014) [-]
hahahaha lol good luck with that.
hahahaha lol good luck with that.
User avatar #154 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I hope you don't mind me chatting you up. >.>

I uhm am a little bored. Hehe. ^.^;

So your name, profile pic, and text colour are all confusing.
Care to explain how this happened?
User avatar #155 to #154 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
No reasons, I like crayons, so I named myself White Crayon, gave myself a Black Crayon pic, and a Blue text
plus this accounts like 4 years old or so.
User avatar #156 to #155 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
hehehe. So you've been around the block a lot, huh?

I'm surprised. You've been here so long and I don't know the name by heart.
User avatar #157 to #156 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I usally only talk thru the comments. Plus I usally only upload pics I make myself, some sort of dilema of wanting to make all the things I need for myself
User avatar #158 to #157 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I think that's very noble of you. Only wanting that which you make for yourself. <3
#159 to #158 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Yee. Making cute things is fun :3
#160 to #159 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
If you like making cute things, then do a self-portrait.
#162 to #161 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
It's...so adorableeeeee
User avatar #164 to #163 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]

is that you as a puppyyyyy? :3
User avatar #166 to #165 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Cute personality, handsome man, and a furry.

************* ~
#167 to #166 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm just that perfect
User avatar #168 to #167 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
So adorable~

Hey, you don't happen to play any games, do ya? I'd sure like for us to get more familiar ;3
User avatar #177 to #168 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
sure, if I have the time outside of commisions, college, and work.
#179 to #177 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Accept me into your heart.
User avatar #178 to #177 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
#169 to #168 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I play a variatey of games, from tf2 to minecraft to league of legends
User avatar #170 to #169 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hmm. I never really liked TF2 or League, but I love Minecraft.

I play the following games: 7 Days To Die, Project Zomboid, Audiosurf, Minecraft, Divinity: Original Sin, Terraria, Starbound, Unturned, Civilization V, and loads others.

Play any of those? hehe.

Oh and do you play any Minecraft mods? ;3
User avatar #171 to #170 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah I got a couple of those on my steam
and I usally play Technic or FTB mods on minecraft
User avatar #172 to #171 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Ever heard of TerraFirmaCraft?
www.terrafirmacraft.com

One of my all-time favourite mods >w>
#175 to #172 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
sounds intresting, thou I doubt my laptop can handle it.
User avatar #176 to #175 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hehehe. I'll be the judge of that. I have a way with computers, you see. Hehehe.

We'll just have to play sometime. What do you say? Care to chance it with me?
User avatar #174 to #173 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
terrafirmacraft.com/info.html

Does it entice you? :3
User avatar #138 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
tinyurl.com/qhphqwb

Well ain't that intreresting. You're not too far away. Hehe.
User avatar #139 to #138 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Oh **** thats pretty nice!
User avatar #140 to #139 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles** You're pretty nice. ;)
#141 to #140 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Hell yeah I'm nice :3
#142 to #141 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
So you're an artist, are ye?
So you're an artist, are ye?
#143 to #142 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Aye, and animations n stuff
Aye, and animations n stuff
#144 to #143 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Oooh. I love animations, especially those retro-looking ones :3   
   
How've I never seen you around before? You make content? :3
Oooh. I love animations, especially those retro-looking ones :3

How've I never seen you around before? You make content? :3
#145 to #144 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Well I'm not so known around FJ, all I do is make comics occasionally and talk in various boards
User avatar #146 to #145 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Have all these images you've posted been your own work? :o
#147 to #146 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
each one indeed.
#148 to #147 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I love you.    
   
I want to start seeing your work on the Oc channels and on the front pages.   
   
It's so cute and fuzzy :3
I love you.

I want to start seeing your work on the Oc channels and on the front pages.

It's so cute and fuzzy :3
#149 to #148 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I can try to make more, but most of the time I wanna try to make a joke completely original. Plus I'm not as popular as the other people so its hard to get anywhere XD
User avatar #151 to #149 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I really like your work. It's so adorable ^3^

Do you do any Photoshop? Like editing and stuff. I can't draw so well, but I love editing stuff. Hehehe. :3
User avatar #150 to #149 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hmm...you shuold do what I did. I would post comments a lot and follow peeps around on the bronies board. :3

I didn't post content until long after getting acquainted with the community :3
User avatar #152 to #150 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Ehh, I just keep to myself alot. I can photoshop decent but I can try to learn better.
User avatar #153 to #152 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Aww....a cutie like you keeping to himself? That's just not fair to the world.
User avatar #121 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Wait a second...that's a black cayon in your avatar. YOU'RE A DECEPTACON!
#122 to #121 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
I do wat I want
#123 to #122 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Whatever you want to whoever you want?
#125 to #124 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I think this about sums it up.
User avatar #126 to #125 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
why do you have so many toad pics
#127 to #126 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Perhaps this fact escapes you, but I am a toad.
#128 to #127 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
That makes alot more sense
#130 to #129 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
Your pics are so deep and sofisticated. Just amazingly trained to the mind you please.
#131 to #130 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
I...I am not sure if that is a joke. They're quite simplistic. Heck, a friend of mine drew this one in MSPaint. Haha.

I actually need more, haha.You see, this is the only remaining unique picture I have. Hehehe
#133 to #132 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
**giffythetoad giggles happily** There, now it's fixed.

Hehehe. It's cute.

Thankies. ^.^
#135 to #134 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Super hot. ;)
Super hot. ;)
User avatar #136 to #135 - WhiteCrayon (09/13/2014) [-]
you did it. you won the game
#137 to #136 - giffythetoad ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Yay~
Yay~
#112 - zahidlol (09/07/2014) [-]
I feel like you frog about me.

What ever happened to the comics that I suggested?
#114 to #112 - WhiteCrayon (09/07/2014) [-]
also I've been trying to find a newer way to draw comics since they seem so plain.
#115 to #114 - zahidlol (09/07/2014) [-]
Shh bby. It's ok. Whatever you like I like. I'm not picky. Your art is fine the way It is. Don't go changing for nobody. You is fine!
User avatar #116 to #115 - WhiteCrayon (09/07/2014) [-]
you sure know how to talk someone up~

Also I bought a new pen 3 days ago, shipping takes about 7 days so I'm hoppin I can get a new one soon.
User avatar #118 to #116 - zahidlol (09/08/2014) [-]
Want some content you can post for thumbs?
#119 to #118 - WhiteCrayon (09/08/2014) [-]
Nah I'll pass on that, thanks thou. Plus I'm more satisfied by the outcome rather than the thumbs :3

Like personal little goals in order to get better than before.
#120 to #119 - zahidlol (09/08/2014) [-]
I post for results too. Kinda I like knowing lots of people liked what I posted. But, yea, I understand, but I have a folder of pictures to give away so other users can get thumbs, such as the angry birds one that was on the front page 2 days ago
#113 to #112 - WhiteCrayon (09/07/2014) [-]
brah baby. u know I love you. But then I'm in college and thats like collegey. Plus I keep thinking about the comic everyday, trying to figure out good points to perfect it to your likings. Also my tablet pen is compltely dead, had to do a commision with my mouse ; - ;.
User avatar #108 - zahidlol (09/03/2014) [-]
Why is your profile pic a black crayon?
User avatar #109 to #108 - WhiteCrayon (09/03/2014) [-]
Because my name is WhiteCrayon and I have blue text
#110 to #109 - zahidlol (09/03/2014) [-]
Ehh, good point.
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