WhiteCrayon

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Age: 20
Steam Profile: kaiponi
Video Games Played: urmother
Interests: Grills
Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:1/15/2015
Location:California San Leandro
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Content Ranking:#1029
Comment Ranking:#1076
Highest Content Rank:#620
Highest Comment Rank:#599
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#6120 - Blap  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on andranadu's profile 0
#6121 - WhiteCrayon (11/11/2014) [-]
Unless you'd want my other one
#87 - Oh hey I drew that and boy do I not regret it 11/10/2014 on that feel when no gf 0
#2856 - how do I talk like one of the cool kids?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on itsthetie's profile 0
#2858 - itsthetie (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know bro, go ask a cool kid
#17 - >tfw no gf 11/09/2014 on mfw varrick is about to do... +1
#15 - It looks like pan fried noodles thats soft on the inside then … 11/07/2014 on Google It +1
#18 - Its proably whoever took the pic got it flipped around 11/07/2014 on Binary shit 0
#79 - When mom is never home.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Whem Mom Isn't Home +14
User avatar #98 - toxicsonicboom (11/07/2014) [-]
Please, god, no. I cannot stand knowing their mom died and their father's fucking gone.
#24 - I'm asian and this comic is being offensive to me because I al… 11/06/2014 on Adan and Eve +1
#6 - Picture 11/05/2014 on Just a reminder +3
#40 - I say we need more male main charecters because man butt… 11/05/2014 on Gamergate Double Standard 0
#33 - Also I never really saw FJ as a female or male, more of a glou… 11/04/2014 on I tried (long desc. (not... +8
#32 - Heres my attempt at your rendition, personally I prefer less n…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on I tried (long desc. (not... +60
User avatar #79 - zvone (11/04/2014) [-]
That glorious addy on right.
#58 - killako (11/04/2014) [-]
I'd fap to that.
#33 - WhiteCrayon (11/04/2014) [-]
Also I never really saw FJ as a female or male, more of a glourious sandwich entitiy beefed dude with a nuclear missle arm launcher munching on a decapitated Phanct head while every breath he makes is a silent whisper in the wind that sounds of "joshlol sucks dick"
#22 - no mc donalds for you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Absolutely Terrifying +6
User avatar #24 - amonahan (11/04/2014) [-]
Sorry Mom.....
#2 - i cry everytime 11/03/2014 on this is life +7
#6 - wai 11/03/2014 on This show fucks me up +3
#13 - 2hawt4measianeyes 11/03/2014 on when she hears the beat 0
#11 - Nonono you can't tempt me with mer Kermits, I won't deny, you …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on when she hears the beat 0
#12 - ohpee (11/03/2014) [-]
I had to post this without looking because. Yeah.
User avatar #13 - WhiteCrayon (11/03/2014) [-]
2hawt4measianeyes
#9 - Oh hey I'm not the only one!  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on when she hears the beat +1
#10 - ohpee (11/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - WhiteCrayon (11/03/2014) [-]
Nonono you can't tempt me with mer Kermits, I won't deny, you almost got me, but my balls stay firm and my shaft high.
#12 - ohpee (11/03/2014) [-]
I had to post this without looking because. Yeah.
User avatar #13 - WhiteCrayon (11/03/2014) [-]
2hawt4measianeyes
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User avatar #452 - createdjustnow (11/03/2014) [-]
well shit, checkmate i lost
#395 - ♜♞♝♚♛♝♞♜ ░♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on A Secret revealed +3
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User avatar #452 - createdjustnow (11/03/2014) [-]
well shit, checkmate i lost
#46 - gno 11/02/2014 on It's not gay if the balls... +12
#56 - Are you ******* sorry? 11/01/2014 on Grammar 0
#3890 - ^ditto 10/30/2014 on alchemicfreak's profile 0
#53 - Picture 10/29/2014 on daily dose of d'awww 0
#21 - At least you know what time it is 10/29/2014 on The best watch ever 0
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User avatar #424 - maybetraffy (01/10/2015) [-]
come back
User avatar #423 - lightingmike ONLINE (01/10/2015) [-]
i luv u

rust in pepperoni
User avatar #422 - joshlol (01/10/2015) [-]
CHRISTMAS HAT TIME IS OVER
User avatar #421 - andranadu ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
rest in piece soldier
you will be missed by many
#420 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
easy come, easy go
easy come, easy go
#417 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
omg you're really back?   
 I missed you so much
omg you're really back?
I missed you so much
User avatar #418 to #417 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
bb I missed u da most~
User avatar #415 - xenxio ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
~
User avatar #416 to #415 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
I will do anything for you, just name it and I'll do it. 5 IOUs
User avatar #412 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
is your ban over yet?
User avatar #413 to #412 - tridaak ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #394 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
maybe have a 2 pannel comic for this joke.

if you think its too racist, then ill post it.

ok

what do you do when you see a bunch of dead ( ******* ) black people in your front lawn?

stop laughing and reload
User avatar #393 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
Comix idea
...
Yo man! We got some mail

Aw cool! What is it?

Idk. Let's open it.

Aww man! Just a couple of bills

then have the mail open with pictures of the faces of people like bill murry, bill cosby, bill gates, and bill nye
User avatar #395 to #393 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
YE VERILY! The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has sent me, his squire, to inform you that he will get to it when his account is unbanned.
User avatar #396 to #395 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
2 questions.

How did he get banned'

and why doesnt he just PM me that
User avatar #398 to #396 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
YE VERILY, The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has been banned for the reasons of spam posting Connect Fuhrer pictures all over our beloved land of the Funnyjunk. My Lord is unsure of when he may return and speaketh with you, for his IP hat been banned as well
User avatar #397 to #396 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
white told me to tell you hes ip banned for posting a bunch of connect fuhur pics
User avatar #402 to #397 - zahidlol (01/04/2015) [-]
oh.

Wc, you dumb ****

thanks guys.

also, how is he telling you guys?
User avatar #399 to #397 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
*roll martial weapon* Sir Warioteam, you scoundrel! Interfering with the work of Myself, mighty squire Psychologyxplain. I am afraid that was quite shallow AND pedantic, and we must now battle
User avatar #400 to #399 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i would if ur werent a dumbass at rolling :^)
User avatar #401 to #400 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
**psychologyxplain used "*roll pokemon*"**
**psychologyxplain rolls Sunkern** That doth hurteth, negro. I shall let my companion battle you instead
User avatar #403 to #401 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
**warioteam used "*roll pokemon*"**
**warioteam rolls Unfezant** i like shorts because they are comfy and easy to wear
User avatar #407 to #403 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO ROLL DAMAGE! YOU'VE DESTROYED MY PERSONA!
User avatar #408 to #407 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i win
hand over 10 pokememes
#409 to #408 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Get your own pokememes, bitch
Get your own pokememes, bitch
User avatar #410 to #409 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
im gettin officer jenny on yo ass
#411 to #410 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Let's go, beeyotch
Let's go, beeyotch
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User avatar #406 to #405 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
nice going
User avatar #404 to #403 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
what the **** is an unfezant
how unpleasant
User avatar #392 - lightingmike ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
srry 2 bug u, but i don't need the banner anymore
User avatar #390 - yeahbb (01/02/2015) [-]
are you unbanned yet?
User avatar #385 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
User avatar #384 - neppy ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
#383 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
stop spamming.
User avatar #386 to #383 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #387 to #386 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
Never comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
#388 to #387 - anonymous (01/02/2015) [-]
WhiteCrayon sent me to say:
Have a great new year!
User avatar #389 to #388 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
You too! Admittedly, not the best way to start it off, but rules are rules.

Take care and good luck.
User avatar #382 - themabymaby (01/02/2015) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #380 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
That comic was ******* awesome, well done.
User avatar #381 to #380 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
let me love you~
User avatar #391 to #381 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
<3
#370 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
How's the banner going?   
   
It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
How's the banner going?

It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
User avatar #371 to #370 - WhiteCrayon (12/31/2014) [-]
its a doing, working on a colab thing thats been due since christmas that I didn't know I was a part of
#372 to #371 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
A collab? Sounds interesting.
A collab? Sounds interesting.
#337 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I can draw like you...

I drew this.

I used Paint Tool Sai.

Bob
User avatar #339 to #337 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
your bobs have beauty in it. I love it.
User avatar #340 to #339 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks.

btw, do you use Paint Tool Sai?
User avatar #343 to #341 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
OH

No wonder your drawings are so good!

What version of Paint Tool Sai are you using?
User avatar #344 to #343 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
no clue! I just pirated it any never checked again. The only brushes I use so far is the pen and watercolor
User avatar #350 to #344 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Is the pen good to use?

btw, I use Paint Tool Sai Version 1
User avatar #351 to #350 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
I suggest without a tablet an experiment between the pen, brush, and vector line, just keep fcuking aruond and drawing dem anime tiddies
User avatar #361 to #351 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Anyway, how's the banner going?
#362 to #357 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
its a working, making banners for the other people who asked too because I'm a thumb whore
User avatar #363 to #362 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Who are these other people?
User avatar #364 to #363 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
just random people wanting headers, I'm photoshopping those, but the ones I wanna work on I'm drawing for.
User avatar #365 to #364 - lightingmike ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
Ok

Well, good luck with making banners.
User avatar #366 to #365 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
thx bae~
#332 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
deviantart?
tumblr?
pixiiiiiiiiiiv?
User avatar #355 to #332 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
also whats the source on your chaika? for reasons
User avatar #358 to #355 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link
looking on the second page of google search results helps once every blue moon
User avatar #359 to #358 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
oh lordy lordy chaika
User avatar #360 to #359 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
yes, praise lord chaika
#333 to #332 - WhiteCrayon (12/28/2014) [-]
bam kaipo-da-asianyguy.tumblr.com/   
bam kaiponi.deviantart.com/   
and bam I don't own one because I am a scrub.
bam kaipo-da-asianyguy.tumblr.com/
bam kaiponi.deviantart.com/
and bam I don't own one because I am a scrub.
User avatar #334 to #333 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
oh thats nice
do you actually get commissions requests?because at this moment I'm trying
my hardest to get better at basic cartoons so I can start earning pennies but then
I wouldn't even know who to get commissions from
#335 to #334 - WhiteCrayon (12/28/2014) [-]
I do get commisions and requests, but I usally prefer requests over commisions because I can have the liberty of drawin whatever I want. If you really want money I suggest finding a focus, like mlp or furries, you can dislike them but you gotta agree that got cash. Lots, of cash. Plus if that image in your profile is your drawing then I'm 100% sure your art is fan ******* tastick
User avatar #336 to #335 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
o-oh... -thank you-
but the hardest part about trying to get commissions, hell, even ANY attention at all, is trying to fit in with a community that loves cartoons and things. and how does one even start trying to get popular? is there a main website for communities to search for artists to draw stuff for them? because if not, it must have been a pain too look through hundreds and hundreds of forums and groups, let alone something as huge as tumblr. Theres people my age with literally 20 thousands of followers and can price commissions at $40 and more. how does someone get to that point? and so quickly?
#338 to #336 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
Hmm can't really say, I'm pretty set on getting commisions because I have a blog that I use to **** on my own followers because I'm a butt ask-hiimine.tumblr.com/ .
Its like looking for a girlfriend. You don't, just do what you love the most and have fun with it, never give up keep it up and eventually you'll get to your goal. But in the cases of popularity, its all about reaching out to people and making friends. Or forcing people to draw your oc because you're that guy.
User avatar #342 to #338 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
that. that part. "reaching out to people and making friends"
do you delve into the community and start drawing for funzies, to people that you know and love?
User avatar #345 to #342 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
It melts around there actually, like when I started drawing comics on fj, I got to meet cool peeps like Hitcher babe. Its more like drawing stuff to get better at it and not holding any expectations. Lets draw something together eventually, I wanna see how you draw o w o
#348 to #345 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
heheh... I would be more active around FJ if I had more comic ideas. or jokes. I try to read more books so more ideas that haven't been come up with yet I can try to incorporate into a comic of some sort. I guess thats what I have to practice more too.

nickypickle.tumblr.com/

heres the tumblr I started 3, 4 months ago. I can't update so often since I spend time on other things, and sometimes my drawings take more than just hours....
User avatar #352 to #348 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
Holy **** you're that guy who submitted that pic for the contest that I loved! ******* love your partical effects and shading and coloring and everything let me love you no homo
User avatar #353 to #352 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
hehehe... thank youuuuuuuuuu

(I lost some sleep over that contest but I guess it was kinda worth it)
(and lost first place by one vote but WHATEVER)

I try to learn my way around photoshop and sai so I can experiment on how to
make things look noooice. I just learned about chromatic aberration just a couple weeks ago.
User avatar #354 to #353 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
That **** is really really ballers I'll tell ya that. If you need joke ideas ask Zahidlol , he pitches loads of jokes.
User avatar #356 to #354 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
I'll be sure to ask him that. and thanks!
#377 to #356 - zahidlol (12/31/2014) [-]
***** , I haven't been asked yet.

What's taking you?

Is whitecrayon just another user you'll ignore!?!?

Naw, I'm just busting your chops.
Btw, happy new year to you and WC

I'm not really available today cause I'm having friends over, but tomorrow I'll give you a comic joke idea if you want.

I'm happy to help any oc maker.
Sadly WC is the only one who has taken up any ideas, but, hey, he gets jokes and others miss out.

So, I'll give you jokes if you want, but I only have one request. At the bottom where you put your username, like whitecrayon puts his, I would like you to put made by your user name, and like and assistance from Zahidlol.


I'm glad someone new is making oc for FJ. I'll be on booty call baby.
User avatar #378 to #377 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/31/2014) [-]
ah, sorry! I was on break for a bit. this account is shared so my friend uses it when I am not on.
User avatar #379 to #378 - zahidlol (12/31/2014) [-]
It's ok man. I was just busting your chops
#346 to #345 - Hitcher ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
ily babe
#347 to #346 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
I look at you and I realize all the mistakes in my past, may your glorious shadow purify my soul of all my spaghetti
I look at you and I realize all the mistakes in my past, may your glorious shadow purify my soul of all my spaghetti
#349 to #347 - Hitcher ONLINE (12/29/2014) [-]
o stop it u
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