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WhiteCrayon

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Personal Info
Age: 20
Steam Profile: kaiponi
Video Games Played: urmother
Interests: Grills
Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:3/23/2015
Location:California San Leandro
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 11335 total,  13665 ,  2330
Comment Thumbs: 11008 total,  12045 ,  1037
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:83
Content Views:566038
Times Content Favorited:605 times
Total Comments Made:2723
FJ Points:17447
Favorite Tags: Naruto (3)
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#6120 - Blap  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on andra's profile 0
#6121 - WhiteCrayon (11/11/2014) [-]
Unless you'd want my other one
#87 - Oh hey I drew that and boy do I not regret it 11/10/2014 on that feel when no gf 0
#2856 - how do I talk like one of the cool kids?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2014 on itsthetie's profile 0
#2858 - itsthetie (11/10/2014) [-]
I don't know bro, go ask a cool kid
#17 - >tfw no gf 11/09/2014 on mfw varrick is about to do... +1
#15 - It looks like pan fried noodles thats soft on the inside then … 11/07/2014 on Google It +1
#18 - Its proably whoever took the pic got it flipped around 11/07/2014 on Binary shit 0
#79 - When mom is never home.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2014 on Whem Mom Isn't Home +14
User avatar #98 - toxicsonicboom (11/07/2014) [-]
Please, god, no. I cannot stand knowing their mom died and their father's fucking gone.
#24 - I'm asian and this comic is being offensive to me because I al… 11/06/2014 on Adan and Eve +1
#6 - Picture 11/05/2014 on Just a reminder +3
#40 - I say we need more male main charecters because man butt… 11/05/2014 on Gamergate Double Standard 0
#33 - Also I never really saw FJ as a female or male, more of a glou… 11/04/2014 on I tried (long desc. (not... +8
#32 - Heres my attempt at your rendition, personally I prefer less n…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2014 on I tried (long desc. (not... +60
User avatar #79 - zvone (11/04/2014) [-]
That glorious addy on right.
#58 - killako (11/04/2014) [-]
I'd fap to that.
#33 - WhiteCrayon (11/04/2014) [-]
Also I never really saw FJ as a female or male, more of a glourious sandwich entitiy beefed dude with a nuclear missle arm launcher munching on a decapitated Phanct head while every breath he makes is a silent whisper in the wind that sounds of "joshlol sucks dick"
#22 - no mc donalds for you  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2014 on Absolutely Terrifying +6
User avatar #24 - amonahan (11/04/2014) [-]
Sorry Mom.....
#2 - i cry everytime 11/03/2014 on this is life +7
#6 - wai 11/03/2014 on This show fucks me up +3
#13 - 2hawt4measianeyes 11/03/2014 on when she hears the beat 0
#11 - Nonono you can't tempt me with mer Kermits, I won't deny, you …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/03/2014 on when she hears the beat 0
#12 - ohpee (11/03/2014) [-]
I had to post this without looking because. Yeah.
User avatar #13 - WhiteCrayon (11/03/2014) [-]
2hawt4measianeyes
#9 - Oh hey I'm not the only one!  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2014 on when she hears the beat +1
#10 - ohpee (11/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - WhiteCrayon (11/03/2014) [-]
Nonono you can't tempt me with mer Kermits, I won't deny, you almost got me, but my balls stay firm and my shaft high.
#12 - ohpee (11/03/2014) [-]
I had to post this without looking because. Yeah.
User avatar #13 - WhiteCrayon (11/03/2014) [-]
2hawt4measianeyes
#411 - ♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀ ♀♀♀♀♀♀♀…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/02/2014 on A Secret revealed +3
User avatar #452 - createdjustnow (11/03/2014) [-]
well shit, checkmate i lost
#395 - ♜♞♝♚♛♝♞♜ ░♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/02/2014 on A Secret revealed +3
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User avatar #411 - WhiteCrayon (11/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #452 - createdjustnow (11/03/2014) [-]
well shit, checkmate i lost
#46 - gno 11/02/2014 on It's not gay if the balls... +12
#56 - Are you ******* sorry? 11/01/2014 on Grammar 0
#3890 - ^ditto 10/30/2014 on alchemicfreak's profile 0
#53 - Picture 10/29/2014 on daily dose of d'awww 0
#21 - At least you know what time it is 10/29/2014 on The best watch ever 0

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User avatar #425 - zahidlol (01/31/2015) [-]
when you coming back
User avatar #424 - maybetraffy (01/10/2015) [-]
come back
User avatar #423 - lightingmike (01/10/2015) [-]
i luv u

rust in pepperoni
User avatar #422 - joshlol (01/10/2015) [-]
CHRISTMAS HAT TIME IS OVER
User avatar #421 - andranadu (01/08/2015) [-]
rest in piece soldier
you will be missed by many
#420 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
easy come, easy go
easy come, easy go
#417 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
omg you're really back?   
 I missed you so much
omg you're really back?
I missed you so much
User avatar #418 to #417 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
bb I missed u da most~
User avatar #415 - xenxio (01/08/2015) [-]
~
User avatar #416 to #415 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
I will do anything for you, just name it and I'll do it. 5 IOUs
User avatar #412 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
is your ban over yet?
User avatar #394 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
maybe have a 2 pannel comic for this joke.

if you think its too racist, then ill post it.

ok

what do you do when you see a bunch of dead ( ******* ) black people in your front lawn?

stop laughing and reload
User avatar #393 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
Comix idea
...
Yo man! We got some mail

Aw cool! What is it?

Idk. Let's open it.

Aww man! Just a couple of bills

then have the mail open with pictures of the faces of people like bill murry, bill cosby, bill gates, and bill nye
User avatar #395 to #393 - psychologyxplain (01/03/2015) [-]
YE VERILY! The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has sent me, his squire, to inform you that he will get to it when his account is unbanned.
User avatar #396 to #395 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
2 questions.

How did he get banned'

and why doesnt he just PM me that
User avatar #398 to #396 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
YE VERILY, The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has been banned for the reasons of spam posting Connect Fuhrer pictures all over our beloved land of the Funnyjunk. My Lord is unsure of when he may return and speaketh with you, for his IP hat been banned as well
User avatar #397 to #396 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
white told me to tell you hes ip banned for posting a bunch of connect fuhur pics
User avatar #402 to #397 - zahidlol (01/04/2015) [-]
oh.

Wc, you dumb ****

thanks guys.

also, how is he telling you guys?
User avatar #399 to #397 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
*roll martial weapon* Sir Warioteam, you scoundrel! Interfering with the work of Myself, mighty squire Psychologyxplain. I am afraid that was quite shallow AND pedantic, and we must now battle
User avatar #400 to #399 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i would if ur werent a dumbass at rolling :^)
User avatar #401 to #400 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
**psychologyxplain used "*roll pokemon*"**
**psychologyxplain rolls Sunkern** That doth hurteth, negro. I shall let my companion battle you instead
User avatar #403 to #401 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
**warioteam used "*roll pokemon*"**
**warioteam rolls Unfezant** i like shorts because they are comfy and easy to wear
User avatar #407 to #403 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO ROLL DAMAGE! YOU'VE DESTROYED MY PERSONA!
User avatar #408 to #407 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i win
hand over 10 pokememes
#409 to #408 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
Get your own pokememes, bitch
Get your own pokememes, bitch
User avatar #410 to #409 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
im gettin officer jenny on yo ass
#411 to #410 - psychologyxplain (01/04/2015) [-]
Let's go, beeyotch
Let's go, beeyotch
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User avatar #406 to #405 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
nice going
User avatar #404 to #403 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
what the **** is an unfezant
how unpleasant
User avatar #392 - lightingmike (01/03/2015) [-]
srry 2 bug u, but i don't need the banner anymore
User avatar #390 - yeahbb (01/02/2015) [-]
are you unbanned yet?
User avatar #385 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
User avatar #384 - neppy ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
#383 - fefe (01/02/2015) [-]
stop spamming.
User avatar #386 to #383 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #387 to #386 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
Never comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
#388 to #387 - fefe (01/02/2015) [-]
WhiteCrayon sent me to say:
Have a great new year!
User avatar #389 to #388 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
You too! Admittedly, not the best way to start it off, but rules are rules.

Take care and good luck.
User avatar #382 - themabymaby (01/02/2015) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #380 - garymotherfingoak (01/02/2015) [-]
That comic was ******* awesome, well done.
User avatar #381 to #380 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
let me love you~
#370 - lightingmike (12/31/2014) [-]
How's the banner going?   
   
It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
How's the banner going?

It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
User avatar #371 to #370 - WhiteCrayon (12/31/2014) [-]
its a doing, working on a colab thing thats been due since christmas that I didn't know I was a part of
#372 to #371 - lightingmike (12/31/2014) [-]
A collab? Sounds interesting.
A collab? Sounds interesting.
#337 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I can draw like you...

I drew this.

I used Paint Tool Sai.

Bob
User avatar #339 to #337 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
your bobs have beauty in it. I love it.
User avatar #340 to #339 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks.

btw, do you use Paint Tool Sai?
User avatar #343 to #341 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
OH

No wonder your drawings are so good!

What version of Paint Tool Sai are you using?
User avatar #344 to #343 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
no clue! I just pirated it any never checked again. The only brushes I use so far is the pen and watercolor
User avatar #350 to #344 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Is the pen good to use?

btw, I use Paint Tool Sai Version 1
User avatar #351 to #350 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
I suggest without a tablet an experiment between the pen, brush, and vector line, just keep fcuking aruond and drawing dem anime tiddies
User avatar #361 to #351 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Anyway, how's the banner going?
#362 to #357 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
its a working, making banners for the other people who asked too because I'm a thumb whore
User avatar #363 to #362 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Who are these other people?
User avatar #364 to #363 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
just random people wanting headers, I'm photoshopping those, but the ones I wanna work on I'm drawing for.
User avatar #365 to #364 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Ok

Well, good luck with making banners.
User avatar #366 to #365 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
thx bae~
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