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WhiteCrayon

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Personal Info
Age: 20
Steam Profile: kaiponi
Video Games Played: urmother
Interests: Grills
Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:3/23/2015
Location:California San Leandro
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 11335 total,  13665 ,  2330
Comment Thumbs: 11010 total,  12047 ,  1037
Content Level Progress: 11% (11/100)
Level 187 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 188 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 288 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 289 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:83
Content Views:566113
Times Content Favorited:605 times
Total Comments Made:2718
FJ Points:17447
Favorite Tags: Naruto (3)
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latest user's comments

#21 - can't wait to watch hd porn on that 11/24/2014 on Hello PC master race 0
#10 - thx 11/24/2014 on cat run over by car -2
#2975 - Curious, how many you're back messages do you get from leaving…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on include's profile 0
#2980 - include (11/26/2014) [-]
A lot actually, I never knew I would be missed that much.
#276 - Picture 11/22/2014 on WhiteCrayon's profile 0
#2855 - AELRGNALEKRGNALEKRGNALKGRNAELKRGNALERGKA ERGLAE BABBY I MISSED…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on include's profile 0
#2874 - include (11/22/2014) [-]
I missed you too
#5 - don't be edgy 11/21/2014 on I decided to play counter... +1
#30 - those are some thin ass sheets now that I brave myself to look… 11/21/2014 on Age Old Question +1
#28 - That is an acceptable method in making me question my sexuality 11/21/2014 on bird city 0
#23 - normally I'm ehh iffy about traps but that was an exception. …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on bird city 0
User avatar #25 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
The very first pick is a dude too.
User avatar #24 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
Traps are just flat chested futas.
User avatar #28 - WhiteCrayon (11/21/2014) [-]
That is an acceptable method in making me question my sexuality
#21 - oh babe I love you~  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2014 on bird city 0
User avatar #22 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
If you like trap too: 4archive.org/b/res/561471826
User avatar #57 - nought (11/21/2014) [-]
>1 thumb
>8 favorites
the ratio is real
User avatar #23 - WhiteCrayon (11/21/2014) [-]
normally I'm ehh iffy about traps but that was an exception. it was hawt
User avatar #25 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
The very first pick is a dude too.
User avatar #24 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
Traps are just flat chested futas.
User avatar #28 - WhiteCrayon (11/21/2014) [-]
That is an acceptable method in making me question my sexuality
#17 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 11/20/2014 on bird city +28
User avatar #49 - floran (11/21/2014) [-]
Web server is down

holy shit FJ, we killed them
#74 - avyon (11/21/2014) [-]
i vote that becuase when reddid overloads a server, its called a reddit hug, that we call an overload of fj a, FunnyJunk rape, or an FJ SnuggleStruggle
#20 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
I respect you, a lot.
User avatar #21 - WhiteCrayon (11/21/2014) [-]
oh babe I love you~
User avatar #22 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
If you like trap too: 4archive.org/b/res/561471826
User avatar #57 - nought (11/21/2014) [-]
>1 thumb
>8 favorites
the ratio is real
User avatar #23 - WhiteCrayon (11/21/2014) [-]
normally I'm ehh iffy about traps but that was an exception. it was hawt
User avatar #25 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
The very first pick is a dude too.
User avatar #24 - dsgbiohazard (11/21/2014) [-]
Traps are just flat chested futas.
User avatar #28 - WhiteCrayon (11/21/2014) [-]
That is an acceptable method in making me question my sexuality
#13 - Shes asian thats all that matters 11/20/2014 on (untitled) +1
#10 - Being black is indeed a culture, and I can vouch for that by g… 11/19/2014 on kinda okay. 0
#5 - Well did you at least get your flan? 11/19/2014 on Flan +1
#257 - Dose this mean Include might comeback? ; w ; 11/19/2014 on new levels, new classes, etc. 0
#272 - What kind of punchline would you suggest?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on WhiteCrayon's profile 0
User avatar #273 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm not sure.

I have been thinking, this is DND, right?

Incorporate a rule of dradle into the comic.

Say it lands on a certain side, then the Jew kid abides by the rule or something saying something like all of your gold points go to him.

Idk.

Also give him a long nose. It's mandatory
#270 - Heres a sketch on one of them  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2014 on WhiteCrayon's profile 0
User avatar #271 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
Nice

That's funny

But if I may add, it seems to be missing a big punchline.
It does have a small one, but it seems like it's more for a chuckle.

It's still something I wouldn't have seen coming, so good job
User avatar #272 - WhiteCrayon (11/17/2014) [-]
What kind of punchline would you suggest?
User avatar #273 - zahidlol (11/17/2014) [-]
I'm not sure.

I have been thinking, this is DND, right?

Incorporate a rule of dradle into the comic.

Say it lands on a certain side, then the Jew kid abides by the rule or something saying something like all of your gold points go to him.

Idk.

Also give him a long nose. It's mandatory
#195 - Shhhhh, you see Ivan, its always Roman thats the one who calls…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message +3
#197 - dajokaman (11/16/2014) [-]
oops
#238 - lokischosen (11/16/2014) [-]
#174 - Sandstorm - Darude  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message +11
User avatar #204 - narluga (11/16/2014) [-]
Jokes on you i like that song.
#182 - jettom (11/16/2014) [-]
That's impressive that.
User avatar #175 - thecraftedmine (11/16/2014) [-]
Oh wow! That is so Cool! Thanks for giving a legitimate source on where this refrence has emerged from. This is the exact thing i was looking for, thank you so much WhiteCrayon! You are so helpful!
#110 - If anyone needs to know its him getting blown by his daughter … 11/15/2014 on #JustPostingThings 0
#76 - I'll always love your furry icon you twat 11/15/2014 on Friendly Message 0
#41 - Hey Roman lets go bowling  [+] (14 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Friendly Message +819
#251 - istrollid (11/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #193 - dajokaman (11/16/2014) [-]
*Niko
User avatar #195 - WhiteCrayon (11/16/2014) [-]
Shhhhh, you see Ivan, its always Roman thats the one who calls so. What if we spiced it up? What if it was the brother who called this time? The one who ignores everything and does anything to get his own way. For once, calls Roman. okay yes I fucked up but no one will ever know about it except you and I
#197 - dajokaman (11/16/2014) [-]
oops
#238 - lokischosen (11/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #172 - thecraftedmine (11/16/2014) [-]
I have no clue where this is from but it made me chuckle.
User avatar #190 - nought (11/16/2014) [-]
Boku no Pico
User avatar #184 - presidentmoose (11/16/2014) [-]
It's from Bowling Simulator
User avatar #174 - WhiteCrayon (11/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #204 - narluga (11/16/2014) [-]
Jokes on you i like that song.
#182 - jettom (11/16/2014) [-]
That's impressive that.
User avatar #175 - thecraftedmine (11/16/2014) [-]
Oh wow! That is so Cool! Thanks for giving a legitimate source on where this refrence has emerged from. This is the exact thing i was looking for, thank you so much WhiteCrayon! You are so helpful!
#158 - omghekilledkenny (11/16/2014) [-]
Roman... I'm so sorry, cousin.
#160 - omghekilledkenny (11/16/2014) [-]
If only I had read the damn wiki.
#26 - for scale of course 11/12/2014 on ring ring ring ring... 0
#87 - We gotta keep the thumbs at 420 11/11/2014 on Gotta Love Simpsorama -2
#6121 - Unless you'd want my other one 11/11/2014 on andra's profile 0

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User avatar #425 - zahidlol (01/31/2015) [-]
when you coming back
User avatar #424 - maybetraffy (01/10/2015) [-]
come back
User avatar #423 - lightingmike (01/10/2015) [-]
i luv u

rust in pepperoni
User avatar #422 - joshlol (01/10/2015) [-]
CHRISTMAS HAT TIME IS OVER
User avatar #421 - andranadu ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
rest in piece soldier
you will be missed by many
#420 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
easy come, easy go
easy come, easy go
#417 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
omg you're really back?   
 I missed you so much
omg you're really back?
I missed you so much
User avatar #418 to #417 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
bb I missed u da most~
User avatar #415 - xenxio ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
~
User avatar #416 to #415 - WhiteCrayon (01/08/2015) [-]
I will do anything for you, just name it and I'll do it. 5 IOUs
User avatar #412 - yeahbb (01/08/2015) [-]
is your ban over yet?
User avatar #413 to #412 - tridaak ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #394 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
maybe have a 2 pannel comic for this joke.

if you think its too racist, then ill post it.

ok

what do you do when you see a bunch of dead ( ******* ) black people in your front lawn?

stop laughing and reload
User avatar #393 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
Comix idea
...
Yo man! We got some mail

Aw cool! What is it?

Idk. Let's open it.

Aww man! Just a couple of bills

then have the mail open with pictures of the faces of people like bill murry, bill cosby, bill gates, and bill nye
User avatar #395 to #393 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
YE VERILY! The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has sent me, his squire, to inform you that he will get to it when his account is unbanned.
User avatar #396 to #395 - zahidlol (01/03/2015) [-]
2 questions.

How did he get banned'

and why doesnt he just PM me that
User avatar #398 to #396 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
YE VERILY, The Whitest of Crayons, Sir WhiteCrayon, has been banned for the reasons of spam posting Connect Fuhrer pictures all over our beloved land of the Funnyjunk. My Lord is unsure of when he may return and speaketh with you, for his IP hat been banned as well
User avatar #397 to #396 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
white told me to tell you hes ip banned for posting a bunch of connect fuhur pics
User avatar #402 to #397 - zahidlol (01/04/2015) [-]
oh.

Wc, you dumb ****

thanks guys.

also, how is he telling you guys?
User avatar #399 to #397 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
*roll martial weapon* Sir Warioteam, you scoundrel! Interfering with the work of Myself, mighty squire Psychologyxplain. I am afraid that was quite shallow AND pedantic, and we must now battle
User avatar #400 to #399 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i would if ur werent a dumbass at rolling :^)
User avatar #401 to #400 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
**psychologyxplain used "*roll pokemon*"**
**psychologyxplain rolls Sunkern** That doth hurteth, negro. I shall let my companion battle you instead
User avatar #403 to #401 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
**warioteam used "*roll pokemon*"**
**warioteam rolls Unfezant** i like shorts because they are comfy and easy to wear
User avatar #407 to #403 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
I CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO ROLL DAMAGE! YOU'VE DESTROYED MY PERSONA!
User avatar #408 to #407 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
i win
hand over 10 pokememes
#409 to #408 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Get your own pokememes, bitch
Get your own pokememes, bitch
User avatar #410 to #409 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
im gettin officer jenny on yo ass
#411 to #410 - psychologyxplain ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Let's go, beeyotch
Let's go, beeyotch
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User avatar #406 to #405 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
nice going
User avatar #404 to #403 - warioteam (01/04/2015) [-]
what the **** is an unfezant
how unpleasant
User avatar #392 - lightingmike (01/03/2015) [-]
srry 2 bug u, but i don't need the banner anymore
User avatar #390 - yeahbb (01/02/2015) [-]
are you unbanned yet?
User avatar #385 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
User avatar #384 - neppy (01/02/2015) [-]
yes!
#383 - Ken M (01/02/2015) [-]
stop spamming.
User avatar #386 to #383 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
never
User avatar #387 to #386 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
Never comes earlier every year, doesn't it?
#388 to #387 - Ken M (01/02/2015) [-]
WhiteCrayon sent me to say:
Have a great new year!
User avatar #389 to #388 - LaBarata (01/02/2015) [-]
You too! Admittedly, not the best way to start it off, but rules are rules.

Take care and good luck.
User avatar #382 - themabymaby (01/02/2015) [-]
Yes!
User avatar #380 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
That comic was ******* awesome, well done.
User avatar #381 to #380 - WhiteCrayon (01/02/2015) [-]
let me love you~
User avatar #391 to #381 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
<3
#370 - lightingmike (12/31/2014) [-]
How's the banner going?   
   
It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
How's the banner going?

It's been quite awhile since I asked for the banner.
User avatar #371 to #370 - WhiteCrayon (12/31/2014) [-]
its a doing, working on a colab thing thats been due since christmas that I didn't know I was a part of
#372 to #371 - lightingmike (12/31/2014) [-]
A collab? Sounds interesting.
A collab? Sounds interesting.
#337 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I can draw like you...

I drew this.

I used Paint Tool Sai.

Bob
User avatar #339 to #337 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
your bobs have beauty in it. I love it.
User avatar #340 to #339 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Thanks.

btw, do you use Paint Tool Sai?
User avatar #343 to #341 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
OH

No wonder your drawings are so good!

What version of Paint Tool Sai are you using?
User avatar #344 to #343 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
no clue! I just pirated it any never checked again. The only brushes I use so far is the pen and watercolor
User avatar #350 to #344 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Is the pen good to use?

btw, I use Paint Tool Sai Version 1
User avatar #351 to #350 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
I suggest without a tablet an experiment between the pen, brush, and vector line, just keep fcuking aruond and drawing dem anime tiddies
User avatar #361 to #351 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Anyway, how's the banner going?
#362 to #357 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
its a working, making banners for the other people who asked too because I'm a thumb whore
User avatar #363 to #362 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Who are these other people?
User avatar #364 to #363 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
just random people wanting headers, I'm photoshopping those, but the ones I wanna work on I'm drawing for.
User avatar #365 to #364 - lightingmike (12/29/2014) [-]
Ok

Well, good luck with making banners.
User avatar #366 to #365 - WhiteCrayon (12/29/2014) [-]
thx bae~
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