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Wesker

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Gender: male
Age: 56
Date Signed Up:10/25/2009
Last Login:4/21/2012
Location:In soviet russia
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#103 - Oh, bitches please. I could catch ROCKETS with my bare hands! …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/11/2010 on Resident Evil 5 +9
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#135 - Crimsonfox (07/11/2010) [-]
I has a question. Why is it you can take like 3 rpgs seperatly and just brush off the fucking dust like it was nothing, but if you take TWO at the same time in your ULTIMATE FORM your die like instantly
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#195 - Wesker (07/12/2010) [-]
BECAUSE..............y'know what? I'm going to that point up at the next L.o.V.E.D. meeting.
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#197 - Crimsonfox (07/12/2010) [-]
The fuzz is l.o.v.e.d? A Supervillian support group?
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#198 - Wesker (07/12/2010) [-]
AHEM.

League
of
Virtual
Evil
Doers.

We are unstoppable...when we're not facing our arch-enemies.
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#201 - Crimsonfox (07/12/2010) [-]
I may have the solution...Just kill EACHOTHERS archenemies. Get saddler to kill chris while you kill Leon and that annoying blond chimp they call the presidents daughter.
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#203 - Wesker (07/12/2010) [-]
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA!

Perhaps...we'll kill each OTHER'S arch enemies! Saddler takes Chris, and I take that Leon fellow.


FUCKING BRILLIANT!
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#205 - Crimsonfox (07/13/2010) [-]
.....Or if all else fails...bring Birkin back from the dead and tag team him. That never happens in the resident evil universe so he'll just shit his pants.
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#206 - Wesker (07/13/2010) [-]
OR! OR OR OR! ...If all else fails, I could just simply resurrect Birkin, and tag team Chris! He'll never stand a chance! HAHAHA!
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#207 - Crimsonfox (07/13/2010) [-]
Jesus you need more original material....Hell you even stole your look from johnny bravo.....WAIT THATS IT!!! HIRE JOHNNY FUCKING BRAVO
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#209 - Wesker (07/13/2010) [-]
EXCUSE YOU. I DID NOT STEAL MY LOOK FROM JOHNNY BRAVO. He came out in like...well, shit. You're right. I might as well hire him.
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#121 - Krauser (07/11/2010) [-]
you got killed twice wesker u pussy, well I got killed twice 2 so... *cries in shame*
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#120 - CabooseMichael (07/11/2010) [-]
So why did you let them get that double RPG headshot on you?
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#196 - Wesker (07/12/2010) [-]
You can't do much when your arms are made of leeches and you're balls-deep in molten lava.
#262 - KaBlam made me think that humanity had was worth saving. 07/11/2010 on 90's Nostalgia 0
#148 - I saw a cloud of Toucan Sam yesterday. Toucan Sam walks among …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2010 on Thumbs from God +2
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#152 - SpitfireCA (07/10/2010) [-]
froot loops are food for the gods so yeah......
#290 - Wouldn't be hard on chatroulette.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2010 on I AM 8 0
#298 - igotsunshineinabag (07/09/2010) [-]
except for the black ones...those are like torpedoes. rlly gross and the old fat ones
#102 - Even the ******* TREES walked in these movies. 07/08/2010 on Movies made Short and Sweet... +2
#297 - THE MONARCH IS NOT PLEASED!!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2010 on WE FAILED! -1
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#327 - watercup (07/08/2010) [-]
**watercup rolls 077** trips and he goes to north korea
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#312 - ChokingOwl (07/08/2010) [-]
shit wesker is angry o_O thats not good
#245 - IT'S THE WATERING PAIL OF INVINCIBILITY! 07/06/2010 on NINJA SKILLS +6
#210 - Today, we salute you, Mister "Post your suggestion in the… 07/06/2010 on yeah or nah 0
#195 - ...Every broken enemy will know, that their opponent had to be… 07/05/2010 on guitar hero any one? +1
#432 - Or baby 70 trees to a nail? 07/05/2010 on Famous Legends 4 Morgan... 0