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Walnuts

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/18/2010
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:PA
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Times Content Favorited:1487 times
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    How to Control Your Dreams How to Control Your Dreams
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    Oh Steve... Oh Steve...

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#17 - Ayyyy 04/05/2016 on Hard choice 0
#1443 - **Walnuts used "*roll picture*"** **Walnuts rolled image ** 02/25/2016 on *roll for our next president* 0
#8 - "Yeah! The concert was awesome. Then they laid on the gro…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/20/2016 on Good guys Paramore +727
#93 - satanaaperkele (02/21/2016) [-]
dean is the absolute madman
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#51 - wellimnotsure (02/21/2016) [-]
but they werent absolute madmen
#41 - collingotitright (02/21/2016) [-]
Then this madman had an appearance.
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#94 - strangesir (02/21/2016) [-]
Is that John Lennon?
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#96 - ogthegreat (02/21/2016) [-]
Coming to fuck yo bitch.
#92 - meuk (02/21/2016) [-]
i never knew this was based on a real photo
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#47 - ihaveabigpenis (02/21/2016) [-]
when your balls stick to your legs
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#42 - ogthegreat (02/21/2016) [-]
"I came here to fuck bitches."
#35 - mustachebro (02/21/2016) [-]
You cheeky bastard!
#32 - mystogan (02/21/2016) [-]
#12 - iqequalzero (02/21/2016) [-]
Have a thumb you glorious bastard.
#24 - middleeastexplain (02/21/2016) [-]
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#63 - ugoboom (02/21/2016) [-]
Teddy RAPEsevelt
speak softly and RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
#77 - abject (02/21/2016) [-]
#78 - ugoboom (02/21/2016) [-]
it's a meme you dip
a meme so old actually, it's in the form of a demotivational poster
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#79 - abject (02/21/2016) [-]
Damn, I legitimately was not aware of it.
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#43 - ogthegreat (02/21/2016) [-]
Cool. I wasn't planning on sleeing tonight anyway.
#33 - thehistorylover (02/21/2016) [-]
I was legitimately scared for a bit.
#12 - Oh man, I ******* wish 02/07/2016 on shopping 0
#240 - It surprised me how many people on here are giving out recipes… 02/05/2016 on sexist tumblr again 0
#1 - Picture 02/04/2016 on New kind of herbal sandwich... +24
#8 - I would like everyone to know that I do not associate with the…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/04/2016 on sexist tumblr again +934
#213 - swimmingprodigy (02/04/2016) [-]
Would like to add on that neither do my girlfriend nor i
#145 - reaverkun (02/04/2016) [-]
There should've been a volcano of Reaver-kun, I guess
people don't appreciate good games anymore
#182 - waltonwaffle (02/04/2016) [-]
I agree fable 3 was one of my favorite games
#153 - profclayton (02/04/2016) [-]
Fable 3 was heaping pile of shite and no one will mourn your passing, you shitty shitposter you.
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#135 - drtrousersnake (02/04/2016) [-]
I'm tired of you and your "Great Tasting Heart Healthy California Walnuts" comercials
#134 - lucky (02/04/2016) [-]
#129 - anon (02/04/2016) [-]
i dont get the joke
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#177 - jewishcommunazi (02/04/2016) [-]
Guy from the post ranting calls the other guys walnuts.
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#130 - xskullgirlsx (02/04/2016) [-]
His name is Walnuts

Which makes me think on how often he gets mentioned
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#240 - Walnuts (02/05/2016) [-]
It surprised me how many people on here are giving out recipes. I get at least 2 notifications a day
#178 - anon (02/04/2016) [-]
Is walnuts a common saying now? walnuts walnuts
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#202 - valigar (02/04/2016) [-]
Not that I know of, but it was in the content
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#109 - AreyouSerious (02/04/2016) [-]
You shouldn't, they're bad for the walnut brand
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#101 - hackhazardly (02/04/2016) [-]
And I don't associate with people!oh
#64 - numbahone (02/04/2016) [-]
#13 - Doesn't it make you want to wrastle all them cry babies up and… 12/15/2015 on PTSD +4
#8 - No don't ******* ship hancock and nick.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2015 on Nick Valentine Comp +14
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#91 - caffeinedaze (12/14/2015) [-]
butt why not?
#10 - Picture 12/11/2015 on Drawing funnyjunk Christmas... 0
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#25 - RipperMan (01/26/2015) [-]
Cool
#20 - evilanakie (11/02/2014) [-]
but why
#21 to #20 - Walnuts (11/02/2014) [-]
I'm not befriending people I don't know in person.
#22 to #21 - evilanakie (11/03/2014) [-]
but you will send nip pics to a random space pervert
#23 to #22 - Walnuts (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm a changed man, man
#24 to #23 - evilanakie (11/03/2014) [-]
aw
well if you ever want to change into a manwhore lemme know
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#17 - anon (10/11/2014) [-]
I like your face.
I like your face.
#18 to #17 - cunninglinguist (10/11/2014) [-]
Goddamnit, I forgot to log in.
#16 - RedHulk (04/23/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** Hi, I'm Paul!
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#12 to #11 - Walnuts (02/16/2013) [-]
It was a way to allow yourself to know you're dreaming while you were asleep so you can control your dreams. But I suggest not attempting it because some people will suffer sleep paralysis, which is not very fun.
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#14 to #13 - Walnuts (02/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, that kind of stuff
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#9 - fromtheinternet (02/15/2013) [-]
You sir, are a beautiful man   
   
   
no homo, I'm a girl
You sir, are a beautiful man


no homo, I'm a girl
#10 to #9 - Walnuts (02/15/2013) [-]
Thank you, and thank you for using a Pewds gif
#6 - heyfuckoff (02/15/2013) [-]
you are a handsome male, that is all. Sarcasm isn't intended.
#7 to #6 - Walnuts (02/15/2013) [-]
Thank you Sir or Madam
#8 to #7 - heyfuckoff (02/15/2013) [-]
(Female) And you're welcome Sir. Have a nice day
#4 - moviedude (09/11/2010) [-]
does that Controll your dream thing really work?
#5 to #4 - Walnuts (09/12/2010) [-]
yep, it just might take a few days to get used to it
#2 - sammyboys (08/20/2010) [-]
Thanks for the "control your dreams" thing!  
  
You cool bro!  
  
Have a rather disturbing GIF in return!
Thanks for the "control your dreams" thing!

You cool bro!

Have a rather disturbing GIF in return!
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