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WMDxVeLoCiTy

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox One, Xbox 360, PS2
X-box Gamertag: CalorieAssassin
Date Signed Up:11/06/2010
Last Login:8/02/2015
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#176 - Pretty sure crossfit is real, there's 3 gyms around me with th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2015 on Adman's workout routine 0
User avatar #195 - cabbagemayhem (07/28/2015) [-]
They're part of the joke.
#11 - 978 area code represent 07/25/2015 on disney + tfln 0
#49 - As a bird owner, this makes me sad. 07/25/2015 on Merry Christmas. 0
#76 - It's Caitlyn, not Bruce...  [+] (4 new replies) 07/25/2015 on A few facs +2
#79 - nickypickle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #82 - dorfdorfdorf (07/25/2015) [-]
>bruce the fucking shark
>bruce jenner the olympian turned tranny
>who changed his name to caitlyn
>what the fuck are you not getting
#93 - nickypickle (07/25/2015) [-]
ah, shit, I'm retarded
#117 - thejudgingmoose (07/25/2015) [-]
No you're not. It was a random joke that was only barely related to the post. Dorf was an ass.

Chin up, friend. *Pats head.*
#180 - I love seeing good DBZ cosplay  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2015 on Cosplay Comp 0
#183 - karvarausku (07/24/2015) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** they are quite nice indeed.
#74 - Picture 07/23/2015 on Fucked him up 0
#177 - trying to beat a control deck with my token mana flood deck 07/21/2015 on Just did this 0
#118 - Yeah, I didn't mean to say choice, it's more of a preference I…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Am I doing it right? 0
User avatar #119 - alfjnn (07/20/2015) [-]
Yeah. Semantics yo. It's cool. I hate semantics, I just wasn't sure.
I totally agree with you though. Sexuality is so fascinating tbh.
#113 - People are born a-sexual and make that choice when they get ol…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Am I doing it right? 0
User avatar #114 - alfjnn (07/20/2015) [-]
Iunnoh man. Even though Sexual Psychology is predominantly bullshit, I still don't figure it's a choice. I just feel like it happens over time. Cause there was def a point where I found women attractive, but now I'm just full on gaymode.
User avatar #118 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (07/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I didn't mean to say choice, it's more of a preference I guess would be the correct word. There's something deeper down inside you're mind that makes you attracted to one gender or the other. But I still say it's impossible to be born with a sexual orientation.
User avatar #119 - alfjnn (07/20/2015) [-]
Yeah. Semantics yo. It's cool. I hate semantics, I just wasn't sure.
I totally agree with you though. Sexuality is so fascinating tbh.
#107 - I honestly don't get how people can be born gay. Just makes 0 …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/20/2015 on Am I doing it right? 0
User avatar #111 - alfjnn (07/20/2015) [-]
I don't think you're born straight either. I believe it's just something that happens over time, but it certainly ain't a choice either.
User avatar #113 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (07/20/2015) [-]
People are born a-sexual and make that choice when they get older. No one comes out the womb craving dick or pussy.
User avatar #114 - alfjnn (07/20/2015) [-]
Iunnoh man. Even though Sexual Psychology is predominantly bullshit, I still don't figure it's a choice. I just feel like it happens over time. Cause there was def a point where I found women attractive, but now I'm just full on gaymode.
User avatar #118 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (07/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, I didn't mean to say choice, it's more of a preference I guess would be the correct word. There's something deeper down inside you're mind that makes you attracted to one gender or the other. But I still say it's impossible to be born with a sexual orientation.
User avatar #119 - alfjnn (07/20/2015) [-]
Yeah. Semantics yo. It's cool. I hate semantics, I just wasn't sure.
I totally agree with you though. Sexuality is so fascinating tbh.

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User avatar #57 - iamrulethirtyfour (01/21/2014) [-]
Yup. I live on the Plaistow line. Out by the country club. You?
User avatar #59 to #57 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (01/21/2014) [-]
did you go to haverhill high or not in high school yet?
User avatar #58 to #57 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (01/21/2014) [-]
i live over by the salem line on baileys court
User avatar #60 to #58 - iamrulethirtyfour (01/22/2014) [-]
Long out of high school went to Lawrence high. I'm 23. You?
User avatar #61 to #60 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (01/22/2014) [-]
20, graduated 2 years ago from hhs
User avatar #62 to #61 - iamrulethirtyfour (01/22/2014) [-]
That's funny didn't think I'd meet someone from my own town on here
User avatar #63 to #62 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (01/23/2014) [-]
nor did i, how did you come across a comment thats 9 months old though?
User avatar #64 to #63 - iamrulethirtyfour (01/23/2014) [-]
It was on a top rated picture about the sand which police. I read the comments on most of the pictures and saw a few about mass then saw yours about benedettis.
User avatar #65 to #64 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (01/23/2014) [-]
oo, makes sense
User avatar #55 - flaminggypsy (09/14/2012) [-]
Yo, I'll hook you up with those dubs you're missing.
User avatar #56 to #55 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (09/14/2012) [-]
thanks dude, this was a pain in the ass getting what i already had and you made it alot easier
User avatar #54 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (12/19/2011) [-]
for the record i did all this rolling on my own profile attempting to get trips to make a troll gif
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no, sorry
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