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#95 - do it bruh 1 hour ago on The Adventures of Butthurt... +1
#283 - got that fresh hot haram here get it while its hot 1 hour ago on syrianassassinsoul's profile 0
#180 - curse long distances D: just stretch really far lol 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
#178 - uggghhh id do anything for a massage :ccc come give m…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
User avatar #179 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
But you're so faaaaaar. :c
User avatar #180 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
curse long distances D:

just stretch really far lol
#176 - neat! ehh my back hurts :c  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
User avatar #177 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
I wish I could help...I've learned some massage techniques...
User avatar #178 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
uggghhh id do anything for a massage :ccc

come give me onnneee
User avatar #179 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
But you're so faaaaaar. :c
User avatar #180 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
curse long distances D:

just stretch really far lol
#174 - ive heard calc and stuff is hard :c  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
User avatar #175 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Calc might be, but Precalc is simple. At least, this chapter is.
User avatar #176 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
neat!
ehh my back hurts :c
User avatar #177 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
I wish I could help...I've learned some massage techniques...
User avatar #178 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
uggghhh id do anything for a massage :ccc

come give me onnneee
User avatar #179 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
But you're so faaaaaar. :c
User avatar #180 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
curse long distances D:

just stretch really far lol
#172 - meh done worse :p what have u been up to?  [+] (8 new replies) 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
User avatar #173 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Doing really easy math in PreCalc..
User avatar #174 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
ive heard calc and stuff is hard :c
User avatar #175 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Calc might be, but Precalc is simple. At least, this chapter is.
User avatar #176 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
neat!
ehh my back hurts :c
User avatar #177 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
I wish I could help...I've learned some massage techniques...
User avatar #178 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
uggghhh id do anything for a massage :ccc

come give me onnneee
User avatar #179 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
But you're so faaaaaar. :c
User avatar #180 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
curse long distances D:

just stretch really far lol
#170 - yea also had to drive 40 minutes to my apartment drop …  [+] (10 new replies) 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
#171 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Ugh, that sounds awful.
User avatar #172 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
meh done worse :p
what have u been up to?
User avatar #173 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Doing really easy math in PreCalc..
User avatar #174 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
ive heard calc and stuff is hard :c
User avatar #175 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Calc might be, but Precalc is simple. At least, this chapter is.
User avatar #176 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
neat!
ehh my back hurts :c
User avatar #177 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
I wish I could help...I've learned some massage techniques...
User avatar #178 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
uggghhh id do anything for a massage :ccc

come give me onnneee
User avatar #179 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
But you're so faaaaaar. :c
User avatar #180 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
curse long distances D:

just stretch really far lol
#168 - no going to families house and cleaning up yards  [+] (12 new replies) 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
User avatar #169 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Ewwww, that sucks.
User avatar #170 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
yea
also had to drive 40 minutes to my apartment
drop something off and drive back C:
fun fun
#171 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Ugh, that sounds awful.
User avatar #172 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
meh done worse :p
what have u been up to?
User avatar #173 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Doing really easy math in PreCalc..
User avatar #174 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
ive heard calc and stuff is hard :c
User avatar #175 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Calc might be, but Precalc is simple. At least, this chapter is.
User avatar #176 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
neat!
ehh my back hurts :c
User avatar #177 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
I wish I could help...I've learned some massage techniques...
User avatar #178 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
uggghhh id do anything for a massage :ccc

come give me onnneee
User avatar #179 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
But you're so faaaaaar. :c
User avatar #180 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
curse long distances D:

just stretch really far lol
#166 - nah just a lot of chores :c  [+] (14 new replies) 2 hours ago on hailthetwintails's profile 0
User avatar #167 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Like...dishes?
User avatar #168 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
no
going to families house and cleaning up yards
User avatar #169 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Ewwww, that sucks.
User avatar #170 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
yea
also had to drive 40 minutes to my apartment
drop something off and drive back C:
fun fun
#171 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Ugh, that sounds awful.
User avatar #172 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
meh done worse :p
what have u been up to?
User avatar #173 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Doing really easy math in PreCalc..
User avatar #174 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
ive heard calc and stuff is hard :c
User avatar #175 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
Calc might be, but Precalc is simple. At least, this chapter is.
User avatar #176 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
neat!
ehh my back hurts :c
User avatar #177 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
I wish I could help...I've learned some massage techniques...
User avatar #178 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
uggghhh id do anything for a massage :ccc

come give me onnneee
User avatar #179 - hailthetwintails (2 hours ago) [-]
But you're so faaaaaar. :c
User avatar #180 - Virt (2 hours ago) [-]
curse long distances D:

just stretch really far lol

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#735 - Decode (21 hours ago) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by Virt
This is my Virt

Virt is my bff

Pls no touch my best friend or I'll cut you
#734 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #720 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm making tacos tonight and I just wanted to get you in the spirit
User avatar #724 to #720 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
thanks :3
i have a quesadilla in the fridge
User avatar #732 to #729 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
be jealous <3
#715 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
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User avatar #722 to #714 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
beautiful
#710 to #688 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
ill never top that last one   
that was 			*******		 amazing
ill never top that last one
that was ******* amazing
#712 to #711 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
love that one   
   
 also check this out
love that one

also check this out
#713 to #712 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
i have all of these   
   
dont test a terrorist on terrorist stuff   
   
i can blow your ass with one push of switch   
   
like how 100 goyim blowed up sasha ass.
i have all of these

dont test a terrorist on terrorist stuff

i can blow your ass with one push of switch

like how 100 goyim blowed up sasha ass.
#721 to #713 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
true   
id rather not end up like that
true
id rather not end up like that
#723 to #721 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
&gt;implying you ass didnt get rekt
>implying you ass didnt get rekt
#725 to #723 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
do you want to get allahu akbar?   
because this is how you get allahu akbar
do you want to get allahu akbar?
because this is how you get allahu akbar
#727 to #726 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
u heard me m8
u heard me m8
#728 to #727 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
u cumdumbster aint winning against me
u cumdumbster aint winning against me
User avatar #689 to #688 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
pir
User avatar #690 to #689 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
so how is the blonde ****** ?
User avatar #691 to #690 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
blonde ****** ?
User avatar #692 to #691 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
o forget


a ******* :^)
User avatar #693 to #692 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
u trollin me m8?
User avatar #694 to #693 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
man dats haram
User avatar #695 to #694 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
ssssshhhhhhhhh
no words
only haram now
User avatar #697 to #696 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
a....aloha snackbar?
#699 to #698 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
love this vid
love this vid
User avatar #701 to #700 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
hahahaha what the **** thats great
how many of these do you have?
#702 to #701 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
as a muslim. i have good collection of em
as a muslim. i have good collection of em
User avatar #704 to #702 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
thats the one i posted ho!
reposts are haram here
User avatar #703 to #702 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
oh fug u posted dat
#670 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
Hey, Virt~   
   
I hope you're doing alright, sorry to hear about your class, you'll bounce back, I promise!
Hey, Virt~

I hope you're doing alright, sorry to hear about your class, you'll bounce back, I promise!
User avatar #671 to #670 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
thanks
yea ill be fine but it just sucks ya know
#672 to #671 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I understand~ I know it's hard failing a class, but if you need to talk, I'm here.
I understand~ I know it's hard failing a class, but if you need to talk, I'm here.
User avatar #673 to #672 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
aww thanks
ill remember that depending on how my parents take the news >.>

so how you been?
#674 to #673 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I've been in a really great mood, recently. ^^   
   
Finally have all my community service hours, so I'm set to graduate.
I've been in a really great mood, recently. ^^

Finally have all my community service hours, so I'm set to graduate.
#675 to #674 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
congrats!!!   
college/uni?   idk where anyones from so whenever i talk about school its confusing lol
congrats!!!
college/uni? idk where anyones from so whenever i talk about school its confusing lol
#676 to #675 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
Eastern Michigan University...   
   
BUT HOLY CRAP AM I EVEN HAPPIER NOW!
Eastern Michigan University...

BUT HOLY CRAP AM I EVEN HAPPIER NOW!
User avatar #677 to #676 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
hahaha i can tell

And nice school! whats your major?
#678 to #677 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm going into Accounting, possible dual major with management!
I'm going into Accounting, possible dual major with management!
User avatar #679 to #678 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
we definitely talked about this before >.<
im sorry i have a terrible memory :/

but congrats!! throw a party :3
User avatar #680 to #679 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I know we have, but I'm too happy to care~!

I'm not a party girl, so I'll pass
User avatar #681 to #680 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
haha well thank you for forgiving me because im the person who forgets your name the day after meeting you lol

and thats fine, i quit partying after last new years
#682 to #681 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
Something bad happen?
Something bad happen?
User avatar #683 to #682 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
drank way too much, my story is basically "it all started when they brought out the beer bong"
only memories i have of that night were like oh god why did i do that >.< to be fair everyone was like that, also had a nice heart to heart
woke up feeling like **** , slept for 16 hours, puked, felt better, watched a movie and went back to sleep lol

now my body rejects tequila and i lost all party drive >.>

good thing is i only drink with friends so no bad accidents
#684 to #683 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
See, that's why I've never wanted to drink, because I never got the stories I overheard...   
   
&quot;Dude, it was such a great time...I was piss drunk  whatever that means  threw up and blacked out, it was great!&quot;   
   
So...you're glad you threw up? Seems really unfun...
See, that's why I've never wanted to drink, because I never got the stories I overheard...

"Dude, it was such a great time...I was piss drunk whatever that means threw up and blacked out, it was great!"

So...you're glad you threw up? Seems really unfun...
User avatar #685 to #684 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
no throwing up sucks
but its more "i went out and had a loud obnoxious and fun time with friends"
at least for me :p

i try to avoid puking as much as possible, i just drink to the point where i snuggle up with something usually a pillow T-T and pass out lol
#686 to #685 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
That just doesn't sound appealing...   
   
Anywho, I'm off for sleep. Sweet dreams, Virt~   
   
 yes, I'm falling asleep right here on your profile and you can't stop me
That just doesn't sound appealing...

Anywho, I'm off for sleep. Sweet dreams, Virt~

yes, I'm falling asleep right here on your profile and you can't stop me
User avatar #687 to #686 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
hahaha aww youre adorable :3

and good night
i should probably sleep too, its 1am
#663 - tepidteal (04/26/2015) [-]
Hi, friend.
Hi, friend.
#664 to #663 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
hey!
hows it going
#665 to #664 - tepidteal (04/26/2015) [-]
Good, you?
Good, you?
User avatar #666 to #665 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
good
gonna play league with a friend, 666 get
also nice gif :3
#667 to #666 - tepidteal (04/26/2015) [-]
Thanks, I found them online.   
I'll play a game in a bit.
Thanks, I found them online.
I'll play a game in a bit.
User avatar #655 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
:/
User avatar #657 to #656 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Thanks for calling me back
User avatar #658 to #657 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
you didnt answer me back :/
User avatar #659 to #658 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
I did though. Maybe you should recheck skype
User avatar #660 to #659 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
stupid skype :/
User avatar #661 to #660 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Or you know...you could have known I would have wanted to talk to you still and called anyways
User avatar #654 to #653 - hightechlowlife ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Congratulations.
User avatar #650 - roguehazzard ONLINE (04/23/2015) [-]
you're ok at CAH
User avatar #651 to #650 - Virt (04/23/2015) [-]
i got **** hands :/
User avatar #652 to #651 - roguehazzard ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
blame the Anime
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User avatar #645 - LoveAmorAi ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Hey! So you asked about my kik, and I do have it.
It's StoriesOfYou. Add me.
User avatar #646 to #645 - Virt (04/20/2015) [-]
will do
im aj613 :p
User avatar #647 to #646 - LoveAmorAi ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
added
#643 to #642 - lightspeedtooslow (04/19/2015) [-]
you're gay
you're gay
#649 to #643 - helpful (04/22/2015) [-]
hey
hey
User avatar #626 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Congrats on being number 18 again
User avatar #627 to #626 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
psshhh this is only the beginning :p
User avatar #628 to #627 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/18/2015) [-]
Plz don't hurt me
#629 to #628 - Virt (04/18/2015) [-]
mine is the rank that will pierce the leaderboards
mine is the rank that will pierce the leaderboards
User avatar #608 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]

I'm up to 13. Hurry up and get up here with me
User avatar #609 to #608 - Virt (04/17/2015) [-]
sorry im too busy having friends
User avatar #610 to #609 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/17/2015) [-]
Yeah ok
#592 - labrys (04/16/2015) [-]
We should play some league
User avatar #593 to #592 - Virt (04/16/2015) [-]
id love to an ill add you
only problem is i switched monitors, went from a 10 inch to 20 and it puts more stress on my graphics card and processor and they cant handle it so it just becomes a slideshow every game :/
User avatar #594 to #593 - labrys (04/16/2015) [-]
you already have me added baka. I'm Uly
User avatar #595 to #594 - Virt (04/16/2015) [-]
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i knew i added you but not seeing you as nid threw me off
idk im kinda not in the mood to slideshow rn :/
maybe tonight or tomorrow but im just relaxing lol
User avatar #596 to #595 - labrys (04/16/2015) [-]
i have a nid profil picture though
I know that feel man, take it easy~
User avatar #597 to #596 - Virt (04/16/2015) [-]
yea
im gonna order new parts soon(maybe i hope)
theyll rune pretty great
User avatar #598 to #597 - labrys (04/16/2015) [-]
Good ****
User avatar #599 to #598 - Virt (04/16/2015) [-]
yea
how much you know about computers
User avatar #600 to #599 - labrys (04/16/2015) [-]
more than the average guy but not super nerd 3000 computer master much
User avatar #601 to #600 - Virt (04/16/2015) [-]
aight
cuz im getting a gtx 960
pretty pumped for it
#602 to #601 - labrys (04/16/2015) [-]
very relevant
#603 to #602 - Virt (04/16/2015) [-]
ha itll be more like this
ha itll be more like this
#604 to #603 - labrys (04/16/2015) [-]
I have an amd radeon something something and recently my computer screen would randomly just turn black and the computer would freeze. im like 80% sure its my graphics card. I would rather have a nvidya games graphic card even if it burns the inside of my comp
User avatar #605 to #604 - Virt (04/16/2015) [-]
i have an nvidia and i have my comp set to max power

cant wait till my room goes up in flames
User avatar #606 to #605 - labrys (04/17/2015) [-]
Mom: "hey son what game are you playing?"
Virt: "The floor is lava"
User avatar #607 to #606 - Virt (04/17/2015) [-]
hahaha **** i laughed pretty hard
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