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#287736 - one day i shall have a smart phone so i can funnyjunk while at…  [+] (5 new replies) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #287741 - roguekek (1 hour ago) [-]
i have a smart phone
FJ is useless on mobile
User avatar #287750 - sabatron (1 hour ago) [-]
i use a smart phone and it's ok for fj

get a better phone fuccboi
User avatar #287753 - roguekek (1 hour ago) [-]
i have a galaxy note

its like a handheld computer

the mobile website itself is just
ugh

if i use it i go to the regular version not the mobile one
User avatar #287768 - sniffythebird (1 hour ago) [-]
I get the same type of site no matter whether I choose to request desktop site or not in chrome.

Though for some reason FJ is insanely CPU heavy on mobile. My HTC M9 has no problem with it, though the CPU it has is the fucking lightning of the gods.
User avatar #287758 - sabatron (1 hour ago) [-]
well duh admin already optimized the regular version and abandoned the mobile version

fuccfaec
#287732 - id love to :/ finished all mine this weekend  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #287761 - inteus (1 hour ago) [-]
i'm mooching off my parents, not idea but it's something.
#287727 - you should hug random people  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #287730 - zombienurse (1 hour ago) [-]
I'm not that weird
#287722 - going to work soon feel better :c 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom +1
#287721 - gimme some :c  [+] (3 new replies) 1 hour ago on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #287731 - inteus (1 hour ago) [-]
come drink some with me =3
User avatar #287732 - Virt (1 hour ago) [-]
id love to :/
finished all mine this weekend
User avatar #287761 - inteus (1 hour ago) [-]
i'm mooching off my parents, not idea but it's something.
#285396 - ewew 11 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#285382 - thats my plan being ugly helps  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
User avatar #285385 - optimussum (11 hours ago) [-]
youre damn right it does
#285374 - hola 11 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1
#285364 - anne frank what?.............. 11 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#285360 - genius 11 hours ago on FJ Backroom +1

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User avatar #754 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
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The ten commandments of why Anime sucks ass

1 - It comes from asian people. Everything asian is inherently wrong.
2 - There is no originality in Anime, everything has already been done by the west. Example: "Lodoss War" = "Lord of the Rings" * multiplied by gay.
3 - Anime is just a way for ****** up little asian men to get off by raping little Anime girls with tentacle dick monsters. Refer to commandment one.
4 - Anime sends the message to American youth that it is cool to be annoying like the protaganist of Pokemon. If uncured, your child might become the next Chris-Chan!
5 - Anime art generally sucks. It's very uninspired and any kind of good design is instantly ruined by soulless, blank, and empty doll-like abominations with absurdly large eyes.
6 - 90% of men that watch anime are gay pedophiles. 75% of women that watch Anime are mildly-to-definitely retarded. (Statistics can be verified at the FBI's homepage)
7 - Anime has been proven to lower the IQ of young children. It may also cause your offspring to become a failed artist.
8 - Anime comes from asia. everything asian is morally wrong. Again, refer to commandment one.
9 - Anime is destroying the environment, adding to global warming and has made cancer rates all over the planet skyrocket.
10 - Anime has been shown to break down nuclear family ties and cause children to hate their parents.
#735 - Decode (05/03/2015) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by Virt
This is my Virt

Virt is my bff

Pls no touch my best friend or I'll cut you
#787 - darthsalias ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
adventure?
#788 to #787 - Virt (05/23/2015) [-]
ADVENTURE!   
 time :3
ADVENTURE!
time :3
#789 to #788 - darthsalias ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
yiiiiissssssssssssss:3
User avatar #790 to #789 - Virt (05/23/2015) [-]
so how are you?
User avatar #791 to #790 - darthsalias ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
playin bf4
#792 to #791 - Virt (05/23/2015) [-]
cool   
i was  never a fan of battlefield but it looks like a good game
cool
i was never a fan of battlefield but it looks like a good game
#765 - zoroso (05/13/2015) [-]
I attempted suicide on monday but I survived
User avatar #766 to #765 - Virt (05/13/2015) [-]
im glad youre ok :/

whats wrong?
#767 to #766 - zoroso (05/13/2015) [-]
It was like a movie

I went and poured my heart out to a close friend and all they say is that they is that they "appreciates it" then left like I had the plague. Than it started raining immediately afterwards. I couldn't believe how ****** every thing went. Not to mention my entire family hates me and I have only two friends I can trust.
User avatar #768 to #767 - Virt (05/13/2015) [-]
oh wow thats so ****** :/
i had that happen to a friend before attempted suicide and all :/ its **** man but **** em you dont need em
you still have other people and thats whose important
just remember when things turn to **** they can only get better!
#769 to #768 - zoroso (05/13/2015) [-]
The thing is, it never gets better. I have been winding down this road since I was ten years old I was raped repeatedly by my stepbrothers and pretty much started all of it I have lost all feeling towards others and I cant feel happy or sad or anything anymore. I just live an unhappy life and hope everything just passes me by and leaves me alone, as much as I would want the company, I can't handle the stress. She made me feel again, she helped me. I didn't expect much, but a forced thanks and than being left their is just plain heartless. It was like it wasn't even her.
User avatar #770 to #769 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
**** that sucks :/
i cant say i can relate, thats some sucky stuff, but if its that bad then it can only get better

best thing i can tell you is what i told my friend, if you have nothing to lose then go out and do **** , meet people and see what happens! worst case scenario you kill some time and come back with a few stories
for a while i was miserable and i just locked myself in my room, decided **** it ill try going out and it got better when i thought it wouldnt, i may not be the best person to help but i mean ill be here to listen if you ever need someone :/ just dont try that again please :/
#771 to #770 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I do go do 			****		 with the chance I'll get somewhere. I can make methamphetamine and I can almost make heroin from working in my shed. I don't sell it, I don't take it. I have also made mustard gas (accidentally) and hydrogen chloride in my time. I have nearly gotten killed doing it but it's better than talking to people
I do go do **** with the chance I'll get somewhere. I can make methamphetamine and I can almost make heroin from working in my shed. I don't sell it, I don't take it. I have also made mustard gas (accidentally) and hydrogen chloride in my time. I have nearly gotten killed doing it but it's better than talking to people
User avatar #772 to #771 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
holy **** thats cool
howd you figure this out?
#773 to #772 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
internet, and my brother in law used to sell meth and heroin.
User avatar #774 to #773 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
**** o.o
what did u do with it after?
#775 to #774 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I have a secure location I store things outside of my home that only I know about.
User avatar #776 to #775 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
anything else in there? :o
#777 to #776 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
Lots of stuff. Money, weapons ammunition, clothes, anything to survive on my own for some time.
User avatar #778 to #777 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
its like my friends bug out bag
if **** goes bad he has a bag of supplies to last him a while
User avatar #780 to #779 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
thats cool
you watch anime?
#781 to #780 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
of course
User avatar #782 to #781 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
watch any recently?
i have a few im trying to finish up
#783 to #782 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I started Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi. It's yaoi as **** , but still good
User avatar #784 to #783 - Virt (05/14/2015) [-]
never heard of it
im almost done with guguri kokori san
its pretty great
#785 to #784 - zoroso (05/14/2015) [-]
I love that one, I'm not far but it's awesome
User avatar #737 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
lol a fag
User avatar #738 to #737 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
**** wheres my haram
I need to keep fags like you off of here

So hows it going
#739 to #738 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
im fine.   
   
busy with work and 			****
im fine.

busy with work and ****
#740 to #739 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
sounds fun   
didnt know they let you on funnyjunk at juhad training camp
sounds fun
didnt know they let you on funnyjunk at juhad training camp
#742 to #741 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
emigrating to sweden eh?
#743 to #742 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
idk where will the UNHCR will put me.   
   
but im sure it will be place filled with juice
idk where will the UNHCR will put me.

but im sure it will be place filled with juice
#744 to #743 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
oy vey what a place to be
oy vey what a place to be
#745 to #744 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
we all hope its not JewYork
#746 to #745 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
or jew jersey
or jew jersey
User avatar #747 to #746 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
or not france

I DONT WANT TO GO TO FRANCE!
User avatar #748 to #747 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
GUESS WHAT MOHAMMED
UR GOIN TO FRANCE C:
User avatar #750 to #749 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
itll be fun
they all smell like thet dont bathe ;)
User avatar #751 to #750 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
and racists
and mean
and cunts
and with ratstache
bitches dont shave


i prefer to go to gaylandistan and get ****** in the ass but not landing on france
User avatar #752 to #751 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
why not just lessen the trip

let some stinky cheese french guy **** you in the ass under the eiffle tower
#753 to #752 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
well. i will never go to stinkistan.

i will be mostly going to sweden or norway. and have good education and a GF if i decided to be a normal moral fag.
User avatar #755 to #753 - Virt (05/06/2015) [-]
My plan is go to norway top
User avatar #756 to #755 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
i hope i go there too.

there we can also invite joshlol
User avatar #763 to #756 - joshlol (05/06/2015) [-]
idk
User avatar #764 to #763 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
go give it a try ****** !
User avatar #761 to #756 - joshlol (05/06/2015) [-]
im euro bro its easy for me to live/work there i just need a job
User avatar #762 to #761 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
isnt there somehow a way to ask for work via the embassy there?
User avatar #759 to #756 - joshlol (05/06/2015) [-]
yes
User avatar #760 to #759 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
and you know we can help with visa right? especially if you are coming to work and study.
User avatar #758 to #757 - syrianassassinsoul (05/06/2015) [-]
didnt you say you want to go there too?
#734 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (05/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #720 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm making tacos tonight and I just wanted to get you in the spirit
User avatar #724 to #720 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
thanks :3
i have a quesadilla in the fridge
User avatar #732 to #729 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
be jealous <3
#715 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
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User avatar #722 to #714 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
beautiful
#710 to #688 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
ill never top that last one   
that was 			*******		 amazing
ill never top that last one
that was ******* amazing
#712 to #711 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
love that one   
   
 also check this out
love that one

also check this out
#713 to #712 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
i have all of these   
   
dont test a terrorist on terrorist stuff   
   
i can blow your ass with one push of switch   
   
like how 100 goyim blowed up sasha ass.
i have all of these

dont test a terrorist on terrorist stuff

i can blow your ass with one push of switch

like how 100 goyim blowed up sasha ass.
#721 to #713 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
true   
id rather not end up like that
true
id rather not end up like that
#723 to #721 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
&gt;implying you ass didnt get rekt
>implying you ass didnt get rekt
#725 to #723 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
do you want to get allahu akbar?   
because this is how you get allahu akbar
do you want to get allahu akbar?
because this is how you get allahu akbar
#727 to #726 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
u heard me m8
u heard me m8
#728 to #727 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
u cumdumbster aint winning against me
u cumdumbster aint winning against me
User avatar #689 to #688 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
pir
User avatar #690 to #689 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
so how is the blonde ****** ?
User avatar #691 to #690 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
blonde ****** ?
User avatar #692 to #691 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
o forget


a ******* :^)
User avatar #693 to #692 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
u trollin me m8?
User avatar #694 to #693 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
man dats haram
User avatar #695 to #694 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
ssssshhhhhhhhh
no words
only haram now
User avatar #697 to #696 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
a....aloha snackbar?
#699 to #698 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
love this vid
love this vid
User avatar #701 to #700 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
hahahaha what the **** thats great
how many of these do you have?
#702 to #701 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
as a muslim. i have good collection of em
as a muslim. i have good collection of em
User avatar #704 to #702 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
thats the one i posted ho!
reposts are haram here
User avatar #703 to #702 - syrianassassinsoul (04/30/2015) [-]
oh fug u posted dat
#670 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
Hey, Virt~   
   
I hope you're doing alright, sorry to hear about your class, you'll bounce back, I promise!
Hey, Virt~

I hope you're doing alright, sorry to hear about your class, you'll bounce back, I promise!
User avatar #671 to #670 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
thanks
yea ill be fine but it just sucks ya know
#672 to #671 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I understand~ I know it's hard failing a class, but if you need to talk, I'm here.
I understand~ I know it's hard failing a class, but if you need to talk, I'm here.
User avatar #673 to #672 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
aww thanks
ill remember that depending on how my parents take the news >.>

so how you been?
#674 to #673 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I've been in a really great mood, recently. ^^   
   
Finally have all my community service hours, so I'm set to graduate.
I've been in a really great mood, recently. ^^

Finally have all my community service hours, so I'm set to graduate.
#675 to #674 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
congrats!!!   
college/uni?   idk where anyones from so whenever i talk about school its confusing lol
congrats!!!
college/uni? idk where anyones from so whenever i talk about school its confusing lol
#676 to #675 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
Eastern Michigan University...   
   
BUT HOLY CRAP AM I EVEN HAPPIER NOW!
Eastern Michigan University...

BUT HOLY CRAP AM I EVEN HAPPIER NOW!
User avatar #677 to #676 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
hahaha i can tell

And nice school! whats your major?
#678 to #677 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I'm going into Accounting, possible dual major with management!
I'm going into Accounting, possible dual major with management!
User avatar #679 to #678 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
we definitely talked about this before >.<
im sorry i have a terrible memory :/

but congrats!! throw a party :3
User avatar #680 to #679 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
I know we have, but I'm too happy to care~!

I'm not a party girl, so I'll pass
User avatar #681 to #680 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
haha well thank you for forgiving me because im the person who forgets your name the day after meeting you lol

and thats fine, i quit partying after last new years
#682 to #681 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
Something bad happen?
Something bad happen?
User avatar #683 to #682 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
drank way too much, my story is basically "it all started when they brought out the beer bong"
only memories i have of that night were like oh god why did i do that >.< to be fair everyone was like that, also had a nice heart to heart
woke up feeling like **** , slept for 16 hours, puked, felt better, watched a movie and went back to sleep lol

now my body rejects tequila and i lost all party drive >.>

good thing is i only drink with friends so no bad accidents
#684 to #683 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
See, that's why I've never wanted to drink, because I never got the stories I overheard...   
   
&quot;Dude, it was such a great time...I was piss drunk  whatever that means  threw up and blacked out, it was great!&quot;   
   
So...you're glad you threw up? Seems really unfun...
See, that's why I've never wanted to drink, because I never got the stories I overheard...

"Dude, it was such a great time...I was piss drunk whatever that means threw up and blacked out, it was great!"

So...you're glad you threw up? Seems really unfun...
User avatar #685 to #684 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
no throwing up sucks
but its more "i went out and had a loud obnoxious and fun time with friends"
at least for me :p

i try to avoid puking as much as possible, i just drink to the point where i snuggle up with something usually a pillow T-T and pass out lol
#686 to #685 - hailthetwintails (04/30/2015) [-]
That just doesn't sound appealing...   
   
Anywho, I'm off for sleep. Sweet dreams, Virt~   
   
 yes, I'm falling asleep right here on your profile and you can't stop me
That just doesn't sound appealing...

Anywho, I'm off for sleep. Sweet dreams, Virt~

yes, I'm falling asleep right here on your profile and you can't stop me
User avatar #687 to #686 - Virt (04/30/2015) [-]
hahaha aww youre adorable :3

and good night
i should probably sleep too, its 1am
#663 - tepidteal ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Hi, friend.
Hi, friend.
#664 to #663 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
hey!
hows it going
#665 to #664 - tepidteal ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Good, you?
Good, you?
User avatar #666 to #665 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
good
gonna play league with a friend, 666 get
also nice gif :3
#667 to #666 - tepidteal ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Thanks, I found them online.   
I'll play a game in a bit.
Thanks, I found them online.
I'll play a game in a bit.
User avatar #655 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
:/
User avatar #657 to #656 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Thanks for calling me back
User avatar #658 to #657 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
you didnt answer me back :/
User avatar #659 to #658 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
I did though. Maybe you should recheck skype
User avatar #660 to #659 - Virt (04/26/2015) [-]
stupid skype :/
User avatar #661 to #660 - yousaygoodbye ONLINE (04/26/2015) [-]
Or you know...you could have known I would have wanted to talk to you still and called anyways
User avatar #654 to #653 - hightechlowlife ONLINE (04/24/2015) [-]
Congratulations.
User avatar #650 - roguehazzard (04/23/2015) [-]
you're ok at CAH
User avatar #651 to #650 - Virt (04/23/2015) [-]
i got **** hands :/
User avatar #652 to #651 - roguehazzard (04/24/2015) [-]
blame the Anime
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User avatar #645 - LoveAmorAi ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
Hey! So you asked about my kik, and I do have it.
It's StoriesOfYou. Add me.
User avatar #646 to #645 - Virt (04/20/2015) [-]
will do
im aj613 :p
User avatar #647 to #646 - LoveAmorAi ONLINE (04/20/2015) [-]
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