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#9 - But since the subject is up, isn't this a bit confusing? I…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Pretty Much 0
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#10 - belshir (16 hours ago) [-]
its fan art, he doesnt have a main bea, and yeah she enjoys romantic tragedy. As in the man she loves is in love with another woman and cant be with her, shes the only one who actively wants him to get married to one of the other girls
#14 - So what's happening here? I don't know what Vice is or the…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Vice Has Gone Full Retard +1
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#15 - omegafriend (18 hours ago) [-]
Vice is a left leaning clickbait site
This is an article about how they think a black cannibal was treated unfairly compared to a white cannibal
Yes, you read that correctly
The main difference is they caught the black guy in the act, they caught the white guy after his crime
#70 - >White americans today shouldn't be held accountable for th…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 hours ago on Like a fox +2
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#100 - Customer Services (17 hours ago) [-]
i've posted a similar opinion on comment #96. You make me think that they also just take parts of facts that suits them, just as the fuckwit part of the left wing does. I start to wonder if all that crap isn't just a shit-throwing fight between the two loud, retarded portion of each wing.
#60 - Or, this player is just really good? 08/23/2016 on Nerfed* Genji +2
#69 - Well, when a mommy dragon and a daddy dragon love each other v…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2016 on Dragoon +53
#178 - postalmate (18 hours ago) [-]
A Paladin storms their lair to cull them.
#169 - ricks (19 hours ago) [-]
...they get a mortgage and with this mortgage they consolidate their marriage....
#33 - "Don't look at me there's a ****** Giraffe in the seat ah… 08/22/2016 on Ahem 0
#8 - It's like that in a lot of other countries too but go ahead an… 08/22/2016 on BLM 0
#85 - How dare you. My dick is 100% freckle-free thank you very much. 08/21/2016 on I can explain 0
#84 - Its a lot more evidence than any other ship has. 08/21/2016 on I can explain +4
#40 - Well for one we already know that they've spent the most perso…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/21/2016 on I can explain +19
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#100 - zombielovez (08/21/2016) [-]
And that's what makes is canon? jesus christ you people...
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#72 - ruderoody (08/21/2016) [-]
Not to burst your bubble but that really isn't enough to indicate anything other than they might be close.
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#84 - Viceroy (08/21/2016) [-]
Its a lot more evidence than any other ship has.
#78 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Well yeah. That's pretty much the best you'll get atm with most of the characters. And if it is the best you'll get, then it is most certainly the most lore supported ship atm. So you have spectacularly failed to burst a bubble and instead confirmed it (for the time being).
#44 - woofman (08/21/2016) [-]
HAHA YES. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.