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#28 - It's kind of like a human's soul got transferred into the cat … 13 hours ago on Has science gone too far? 0
#36 - As long as it's not poisonous, I don't see why we can't start …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on I'm done 0
User avatar #62 - fukkentyranitar (10/20/2014) [-]
Its venomous and apparently very hard to squish.
User avatar #66 - thesovereigngrave (10/20/2014) [-]
They're actually no more venomous than, say, a wasp sting. But they have fangs that can be over an inch long, which would hurt like a bitch going into your skin.
#19 - Did Ken M write this? 10/20/2014 on Sexplay 0
#132 - Who the **** ever got picked on for being tall?!?!?!?!?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Short people are evil +3
User avatar #169 - lahel (10/20/2014) [-]
any kid who was surrounded by short kids.

you know, kids always need to pick on somebody to feel good about their fucking selves.
User avatar #172 - chenn (10/20/2014) [-]
True. I got called a giraffe when I was in elementary school. The kids there didn't only have Napoleon complex, all of them also had a bit of extra asshole-ness in them. Now I try to slouch as much as possible because I still feel insecure as fuck, and it might or might not be the reason I've got scoliosis now. But hey, children are always the innocent beings, right?
User avatar #176 - lahel (10/20/2014) [-]
heck yeah. holy shit how can such little shits become the embodiment of an evil so pure escapes my comprehension. Any other mature enough human being would have a reason for such evilness, or he would be more of a moderate evil. Even hitler killed all those jews by insta-kill, not torturing them to death(except some of them).

I cant understand why kids are so cruel, and have that need to bully and pick on other. why the fuck do they need it. why the fuck do we need an enemy so much we make one of our closest human beings?
#64 - You know I don't really mind the Mario r63 that much. Male pea… 10/19/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 12 -... 0
#1076594 - You're absolutely right. There's every reason to think what ev…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1076597 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
Oh, so that's really it? Tim Schaffer and Kotaku and TechnoBuffalo said something about the amorphous blob that is "gamers" and so we must all flip out, and continuously complaint about it. This cannot stand! Some bloke said something about a nebulously defined group, we must march at dawn!
#1076534 - Those were just examples. What's important is that the person …  [+] (3 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1076541 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
Except, consultants are just that. Consultants. They're not game directors, and they don't have final say. If the team disagrees with the consultants, they have no obligation to follow through with their recommendation. And what is Sarkeesian going to do to Mirror's Edge, again. What, pray tell, is this catastrophic incantation that will bring about the end of... something or other, that she will subliminally put in the game?

And then there's the matter of the inevitability for it. If whatever ancient curse Sarkeesian is going to weave into the code of the game is truly a change that revolts everyone, then guess what? The game ain't going to sell, and she ain't going to get more work, and that's going to be the end of that. If people love to have an ancient Peruvian deity crawl out of their stomachs every time thei turn on their game, then, well, it's going to sell like gang busters. And all the people who wanted to see their guts devoured by an abomination while playing a game will finally be happy. And more people -Who?, Really, you have to stop being so nebulous. Who are these people?- in that same school will get more work, to please that audience. Why do you not want these people to play the game they want to play, if that's what they want to play? After all, if they are a majority, an under served majority, they should get the game they want. And if they truly are just a loud and ominous army of evil that doesn't represent the public at large as you suggest, then every attempt to please that crowd with big AAA games will under perform and ultimately end on that crowd being abandoned.

Your logic just doesn't hold up. Your army of evil has no power -if it even exists. And your poor harassed "people with a vision" are actively looking for the people you claim are harassing them, and who you seem to think will do something unspeakable to their creation, against the will of the creators, even though they don't have the means to do so.
User avatar #1076594 - Viceroy (10/18/2014) [-]
You're absolutely right. There's every reason to think what ever affect the feminists might have on games won't mean shit in the end because whatever games they make will suck. Eventually she'll run out of the money she conned out of people and have nothing to fall back on when people stop caring about social justice and realize what a farce she is. But some people don't want to just wait for that to happen all the while being vilified and shat on. They don't want developers and journalists spouting slander about gamers just because they think they can. If we can't keep shit like this from happening in gaming, then we're shit out of luck when shit really hits the fan.
User avatar #1076597 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
Oh, so that's really it? Tim Schaffer and Kotaku and TechnoBuffalo said something about the amorphous blob that is "gamers" and so we must all flip out, and continuously complaint about it. This cannot stand! Some bloke said something about a nebulously defined group, we must march at dawn!
#1076509 - It has nothing to do with gender roles or social justice. That…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1076517 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
"'I didn't like how little representation of the Dominican people their was" or "I feel like Gordon's lack of struggle with his sexuality sends a bad message about the LGBTQLMNOP community'"
"are accused of being oppressive shitlords in support of whatever 'social injustice' is trending on tumblr that week."
"It has nothing to do with gender roles or social justice."

Alright then, mister. Also, Sarkeesian hasn't a gun to anybody's head, EA hired her as consultant for a game, the game's in development, she's not "changing anybody's vision to better suit their taste". In any case, the worst that woman would do is turn everybody into a woman an the bad guy into a man. Would be pretty shitty, but it's like complaining about the HUD of Guitar Hero changing. No one with any amount of discerning criteria should care.
User avatar #1076534 - Viceroy (10/18/2014) [-]
Those were just examples. What's important is that the person could have said any dumb thing and completely changed the game.
And yeah, right now she's just a consultant. Despite however biased whatever she could possibly have to say is, no one has to take her seriously. But if it goes ignored, and more people with such biased views get hired to do this stiff that they have absolutely no business in, thing's are going to change for the worse. If people don't do anything, then people will decide what games get made and what games don't based on whatever personal agenda they may have. Be it religious views, sexuality, or Oompaloompa rights.
User avatar #1076541 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
Except, consultants are just that. Consultants. They're not game directors, and they don't have final say. If the team disagrees with the consultants, they have no obligation to follow through with their recommendation. And what is Sarkeesian going to do to Mirror's Edge, again. What, pray tell, is this catastrophic incantation that will bring about the end of... something or other, that she will subliminally put in the game?

And then there's the matter of the inevitability for it. If whatever ancient curse Sarkeesian is going to weave into the code of the game is truly a change that revolts everyone, then guess what? The game ain't going to sell, and she ain't going to get more work, and that's going to be the end of that. If people love to have an ancient Peruvian deity crawl out of their stomachs every time thei turn on their game, then, well, it's going to sell like gang busters. And all the people who wanted to see their guts devoured by an abomination while playing a game will finally be happy. And more people -Who?, Really, you have to stop being so nebulous. Who are these people?- in that same school will get more work, to please that audience. Why do you not want these people to play the game they want to play, if that's what they want to play? After all, if they are a majority, an under served majority, they should get the game they want. And if they truly are just a loud and ominous army of evil that doesn't represent the public at large as you suggest, then every attempt to please that crowd with big AAA games will under perform and ultimately end on that crowd being abandoned.

Your logic just doesn't hold up. Your army of evil has no power -if it even exists. And your poor harassed "people with a vision" are actively looking for the people you claim are harassing them, and who you seem to think will do something unspeakable to their creation, against the will of the creators, even though they don't have the means to do so.
User avatar #1076594 - Viceroy (10/18/2014) [-]
You're absolutely right. There's every reason to think what ever affect the feminists might have on games won't mean shit in the end because whatever games they make will suck. Eventually she'll run out of the money she conned out of people and have nothing to fall back on when people stop caring about social justice and realize what a farce she is. But some people don't want to just wait for that to happen all the while being vilified and shat on. They don't want developers and journalists spouting slander about gamers just because they think they can. If we can't keep shit like this from happening in gaming, then we're shit out of luck when shit really hits the fan.
User avatar #1076597 - thebestpieever (10/18/2014) [-]
Oh, so that's really it? Tim Schaffer and Kotaku and TechnoBuffalo said something about the amorphous blob that is "gamers" and so we must all flip out, and continuously complaint about it. This cannot stand! Some bloke said something about a nebulously defined group, we must march at dawn!
#16 - A dolphin attack is one thing, but do you honestly expect me t…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Oh James +124
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User avatar #25 - phenact (10/18/2014) [-]
he's wearing a life jacket, and it looks pretty shallow in the second pic
#34 - Good and Evil are the actions you take. Lawful, Neutral, and C… 10/18/2014 on Lawful Good 0
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User avatar #18 - yorker ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
haha i was just thinking of viceroy cigarettes and then i saw a comment of yours
User avatar #19 to #18 - Viceroy ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm a much higher quality brand.
User avatar #20 to #19 - yorker ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
is that what mac demarco smokes
User avatar #21 to #20 - Viceroy ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, but in general they're a really cheap brand. Nice for chain smokers.
User avatar #22 to #21 - yorker ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
do you like mac demarco
User avatar #23 to #22 - Viceroy ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I've only heard the viceroy song.
User avatar #24 to #23 - yorker ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
it's pretty gud I think
User avatar #25 to #24 - Viceroy ONLINE (07/27/2014) [-]
I guess so. I don't really know anything about music.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Viceroy ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
thanks bae
User avatar #11 - faithrider (01/08/2014) [-]
so do you know anything of homestuck?
User avatar #12 to #11 - Viceroy ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really a fan.
User avatar #13 to #12 - faithrider (01/09/2014) [-]
ok. just thought i'd check because i made some lyoko homestuck crossovers and if you liked them both you would
User avatar #7 - Viceroy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
I wish I knew why seniorawesomesauce kept mentioning me in comments
User avatar #8 to #7 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
Because I am the Viceroy to his majesty magical fairy princess!
User avatar #9 to #8 - Viceroy ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
his magesty magical fairy princess
Makes total sense.
User avatar #10 to #9 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (01/03/2013) [-]
*ádmin
User avatar #2 - eldorito (07/26/2012) [-]
My felllow unifag!
User avatar #3 to #2 - Viceroy ONLINE (07/26/2012) [-]
Unifag?
User avatar #4 to #3 - eldorito (07/28/2012) [-]
Unicycle fag.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Viceroy ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
Ah. Brohug?
User avatar #6 to #5 - eldorito (07/29/2012) [-]
Oui.
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