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'abilites' are way better
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People will do anything if its disguised as a challenge.
"stupid people will do anything if it's disguised as a challenge"
you could tell him youll buy him a beer if he does it, just a challenge.
- I think you're misunderstanding evolution. Traits don't just a…
i think the autor said it was an alien they found.
Also yes, Evolution does not necessery build in anything that a species would require ( or else we wouldn´t have right now to deal with spine problems and mental disorders) , but what you already got can say a lot from what your species went through in evolution.
Sharks today are almost identical to sharks 100 million years ago, but the traits they have right now still tell us where they life, what they eat, how they possibly behave and what they are good at.
If her species has survived this far succesfully, then most of her traits should be usefull in an certain place. Alone teeths are one of the many features in a creature that can tell you already a lot, because a species doesn´t evolve their teeths just to be at best medicore in what they process.
Complicaiter things like the ability to walk upright for an great amount of time tells a lot as well, species just don´t evolve upright walking for shit and giggles as it brings health problems and complicaitions ( that we are going through)
Theirfore what im doing is not that strange, i also put it in an " possible " sense, as we haven´t seen her do many things beyond being very well hanging upside down from the ceiling. Evolution is very fine tuned, you got anything you have either because, right now it´s really good at keeping you alive, our your species had required it once to survive and so far keeping it has brought you acceteble consequences.
I could bring many example alone for us humans, like our useless wisdom teeths that more often just cause health problems and are useless, healthproblems through the bodys inability to not over fatting itself if to much food is aviable
( hell we humans just avoid it be having enough sense not to eat to much, dogs on the other hand don´t care and would happly overfeed themself. )
, complex problems that our brains are just not able to think about as they where never meant to imagine how much fucking space between earth and saturn is or when it comes to really huge numbers that are just so impossible gigantic that our brain just can´t process it.
By all means, evolution doesn´t solve any problem the moment it shows up, but your species is most likely still well adapted towards an enviorement. Afterall hairless cats don´t live near antartica, nore do polarbears life in the Sahara for a reason.
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Well, looks like you are right:
The first all-metal locks appeared between the years 870 and 900, and are attributed to the English craftsmen.
The first device identified as a gun, a bamboo tube that used gunpowder to fire a spear, appeared in China around
. The Chinese had previously invented gunpowder in the 9th century.
Kinda funny the first projectile gun weapon didn't take more than 100~ years after the first metal locks... maybe the gun was inspired after the lock, where people were intentionally breaking into rooms to catch people masturbating. More importantly, we really didn't see traditional hand guns for hundreds of years later, I'm gonna say 1600's. The Chinese thing was more a hand-cannon deal, and it looked stupidly fucking dangerous to shoot someone with.
Really, the picture should say "before guns were invented", and have the guy holding a sword or mace in his hand, because the door would most likely be locked but he wouldn't have a security mechanism. But it would lose it's comedic sense; instead, the picture should be pre 9th century BC, with a greek-era person having a contraption or booby trap to make something fall on a possible intruders head.
If you really wanted to be picky about the original comic... it also doesn't make sense because the door has a traditional brass door knob. Brass is used on door knobs (as well as silver) because it has natural antibacterial properties. I'm gonna throw a random timeframe out there; I'm going to say that wasn't discovered until the 1800's~, where the first big medicinal discoveries and "bacteria" was discovered, I could be off about that as I know the microscope dates back to the 1600's. Lastly on a sidenote; what is so wrong about a person masturbating, anyway? Especially in their own home or something. It should be as common as taking a damn piss.
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