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Vanagorth

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Facebook Profile: Ben O'brien
Steam Profile: Vanagorth
Consoles Owned: Xbox one
X-box Gamertag: Covert Stubbz
Date Signed Up:10/14/2010
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Content Ranking:#3374
Comment Ranking:#551
Highest Content Rank:#1841
Highest Comment Rank:#558
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Content Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 62 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 63 Content: FJ Cultist
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Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:73016
Times Content Favorited:54 times
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Favorite Tags: Awesome (7) | epic (5) | funny (4) | win (4) | WTF (4) | Zombie (3) | be (2)

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#2 - How? 05/26/2016 on they can be blue? 0
#642 - **Vanagorth used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **Vanagorth rolls 95** 05/26/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#30 - **Vanagorth used "*roll picture*"** **Vanagorth rolled image ** 05/26/2016 on Roll to fight crabs with me 0
#5 - This is what I hate about the tearm friend zone because its no… 05/26/2016 on Zabokimie Bonci Aglo +1
#4 - Not a story like this but I got high once and felt like my tou… 05/26/2016 on anon got high once 0
#8 - So he rescued bucky in the new film was him just getting hrydr… 05/26/2016 on WHAT HAVE THEY DONE. +1
#2 - Lesbian porn - codenamed how I ****** my clone 05/25/2016 on sasha grey doppelanger 0
#1 - Hey we have this fog that is designed to kill you, its like th… 05/25/2016 on The future is here! +3
#1 - Cmon dude not even a day later why? 05/25/2016 on be specific 0
#16 - You look like ray William Johnson illigitinate love child  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on Im new here . ROAST ME +1
#25 - prodicalson (05/26/2016) [-]
Maybe thats why some people keep throwing me bricks at my face .
#2 - Don't have a kink read it all, and made it down hereso thumb f…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2016 on Tumblr Comp 69 +15
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#111 - britanniarules (05/26/2016) [-]
What do you look up in porn sites? I can't even remember the last time I simply searched for "porn".
#138 - geroche (05/26/2016) [-]
>Searching for 'porn' on a porn site.
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#126 - daentraya (05/26/2016) [-]
i think there are always a lot of generic categories for general vanilla stuff, he probably just goes 'oh big boobs' and that covers like, most things that hasnt been put in specific categories. i think. i dont actually know
#3 - Since when is the purple ranger so ******* white. 05/25/2016 on Furries forget what furries... 0
#3 - I love this one because it look like the overlord has read tha… 05/25/2016 on taking over the world 5 0
#2 - Here's the clip, fj isn't lettinge upload it.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on I agree +13
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#10 - letmethink (05/25/2016) [-]
Scrubs Rest In Peace Caramel Bear Here you go.
#1 - Picture  [+] (22 new replies) 05/25/2016 on I agree +421
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#89 - fyaq (05/26/2016) [-]
Lmao I hate how I can hear all of them saying it.


I guess I'll go binge watch it all for the 4th time.
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#88 - jjemz (05/26/2016) [-]
vote for pedro
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#78 - pianoasis (05/26/2016) [-]
Pedro 4 prez
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#36 - itumblr (05/25/2016) [-]
Irrelevant joke is irrelevant. If you are going to post a unrelated gif, at least specify beforehand that it is unrelated. Retard
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#128 - majestispaceduck (05/30/2016) [-]
Yo dude, you broke character, no tumblrina would call someone a retard.
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#123 - kittygerman (05/27/2016) [-]
>Name is itumblr
>Says "Retard"

Are you even trying?
#120 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
You guys keep falling for this shit, oh my god.
#113 - petak (05/26/2016) [-]
please
#109 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Ikr lurk moaaarrrrrrr faagggiiiiiit
#86 - traitorking (05/26/2016) [-]
#84 - dirtypizza (05/26/2016) [-]
The price of a gallon of bleach is pretty cheap nowadays.
#71 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Found the faggot
#61 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** Cmon itumblr, you're better than this.
Not even a good attempt.
#50 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Have you considered suicide?
#49 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
You must be retarded... In that gif there are all three representations of chocolate. White, milk and dark. You are dumb as all hell for not noticing that and posting cancer.
#105 - hardjunk (05/26/2016) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**hardjunk rolled image**it's bait
#119 - barsaka (05/26/2016) [-]
cutest roll ever!
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#52 - willgum (05/26/2016) [-]
well actually the dialogue in that scene has more to do with bears as like chocolate bear, vanilla bear, and caramel bear and I think at least in context it's more about the bears.
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#124 - arreatface (05/28/2016) [-]
its always all about the bears nowadays

fucking bears

dey took err jerbs
#26 - agronimo (05/25/2016) [-]
Is that motherfucking Pedro?
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#2 - Vanagorth (05/25/2016) [-]
m.youtube.com/watch?v=vz8EAFiPCJE



Here's the clip, fj isn't lettinge upload it.
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#10 - letmethink (05/25/2016) [-]
Scrubs Rest In Peace Caramel Bear Here you go.
#1 - Look like he asked the guy second from the left for some help. 05/25/2016 on cocky +12
#15 - Yeah but I would choose a male character, why the **** would I… 05/25/2016 on Tumblrina makes an RPG +3
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#77 - Yes, yes I did but my phone love to piss me off 05/24/2016 on DC and Marvel Fusion +1
#2 - Hey I designed something so you don't ******* die. Pf…  [+] (41 new replies) 05/24/2016 on rich +593
#98 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Nah I can understand why they would say that. Sure, getting a jacket/sleeping bag is nice, but at the end of the day you're still just a homeless guy with a jacket/sleeping bag. A JOB on the other had gives them the means to get out of the situation they're in and find a place to live.

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he eats for a lifetime.
#94 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
stfu you spoiled bratt
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#93 - thunderchild (05/25/2016) [-]
I gave, a homeless my pocket change the other day and he asked how much I weighed , after I told him he said I should keep walking . How can people be such ass holes , I mean I just gave you the money your begging for and you insult me ? Fuck you
#89 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
To be fair, it probably didn't go down like that but it just doesn't make for a good story.
#77 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
Maybe that's why they were homeless and jobless in the first place? I mean if you have that kind of attitude about life then who is gonna want to work with you?
#76 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
The homeless woman is right. They need jobs. We can't continue treating them like leeches, letting them take our change while they sit there and do fuck all. If you wanna help them, you buy them a shovel, or a lawnmower. You tell them to work for you. You offer them food. You give them clothes. You wash them up. Make them look presentable. Help them help themselves. You don't just give them a fucking jacket so they can sit on the sidewalk more comfortably, spending all our change on drugs and alcohol. That's not how you instill change.
#69 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
as somebody who spent 2 years being homeless, the woman was right, just not in the way she said it, ive been to shelters that will give coats and food and i was always grateful but it was never much help. i would say she shouldnt have said that because its kind of rude but in the end it ended up helping some people apparently.
#67 - gleb (05/25/2016) [-]
Because it's offering a solution to the symptoms rather than the underlying cause....
#78 - ainise (05/25/2016) [-]
Oh yeah? Can YOU tell me what the underlying cause is? Is it a broken banking system? apathy? laziness? strict hiring restrictions by companies? Is it that it's about 40 times less likely to get a job if you don't own a house or have access to regular showers? Is it the dip in the economy that people haven't rebounded from? Depression? Problems with felons getting jobs? Drug addiction? Physical/mental handicaps? Governmental issues? Visa problems? Legal immigration into a severely weakened market leaving the immigrants with no place to go? Illegal immigrants who can't work but are afraid of going to jail?

The list goes on. Can YOU fix every one of these problems? Here in my city, any able bodied person can sign up to work for $10/hr doing anything someone comes in asking for. Even if no one picks you up, you still get a proper meal and a day in the aircondition. You can even get a shower if you want. There are plenty of organizations that will help you get a job, regardless of your scenario - and if you show you're truly working towards getting a job but still getting shut down, they'll even give you enough money to live on.

None of these truly solve the underlying issue of homelessness. As long as someone CAN become homeless, SOMEONE will be.
#83 - gleb (05/25/2016) [-]
I will elaborate. Problem = cold. Solution = something to counteract cold. Underlying cause to the problem = being homeless. That homeless person is stuck in a loop of not being able to get a job because no money. Giving that homeless person a job hopefully allows them to jump out of that loop and help them get their life back on track. Life on track = gives control of whether one is cold or not.

Offering a solution to one individual's homelessness is possible. Having a solution to homelessness is literally impossible if you want it to be. Someone can throw away everything they have and say they are homelessness and not take any help. Hence homelessness exists and is no longer solved.

Also, can I fix every one of these problems? No of course not, what a ridiculous question.
#84 - ainise (05/25/2016) [-]
Oh? Really?

www.nationalhomeless.org/factsheets/employment.html

"As bad as it is for the 44% of homeless people who have jobs and can't escape homelessness..."

Having a job doesn't save people from being homeless. And you misunderstood what I meant about the underlying problem. It was the underlying problem of WHY people become homeless. The solution isn't as simple as just giving everyone a job. Many will quit, get fired or work hard and still remain homeless. The success stories of homeless people are so incredibly few, you have to realize fixing their problems is way more complicated than you're making it.
#87 - gleb (05/25/2016) [-]
How could I have misunderstood what you meant? I elaborated what I meant. If anything you misunderstood me. Maybe the reason why that homeless person was ungrateful was because they thought they could become not homeless by having a job instead of a coat.
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#66 - barakakaka (05/25/2016) [-]
Something something fish something something day
Something something to fish something something lifetime
#51 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
Hmmm, would I want a coat or a job where I can make my own money to buy myself hot food and a coat? Its a real tough decision.
#53 - justtocomment (05/25/2016) [-]
Why not take the coat, be fucking greatful, and then talk about a job?
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#43 - mrlosthaze (05/25/2016) [-]
give a man to fish and he eats today,
teach a man to fish and he eats forever
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#41 - FeeFieFoe (05/25/2016) [-]
When I was a kid I had to mow the lawn but at the time I just got my own nintendo 64 and a bunch of cool shit, so I went to this homeless guy who always had a sign that said ''will work for food'' and I told him i'd give him a sandwich if he mowed my lawn, motherfucker asked if he could just have $5 instead, I kicked dirt in his face.
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#40 - dtox (05/25/2016) [-]
The person does have a point, she IS creating something that is reliant on homelessness to exist, when instead the issue could be helped if there was just much less homeless.

Of course every bit helps, but you can't really blame some people for wanting to feel bitter due to their situation.
#54 - justtocomment (05/25/2016) [-]
But that's like saying "I see you are recycling, but don't you know that oil companies are the real problem here?"
It doesn't make my recycling any less valid or helpful, it just makes you sound like a dick.
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#58 - dtox (05/25/2016) [-]
That's why I mentioned she must have been feeling bitter. I'm sure one part of her was grateful, but at the same time she's in a position where someone is feeling pity for her, giving her something designed for unfortunate people. It must sting for some.

You honestly would have to be that person to know what she was really feeling. That doesn't mean she HAS to act like a jerk, but at the same time I don't blame her.
#39 - theiceknight (05/25/2016) [-]
they dont have a job for a reason
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#26 - acemrhawk (05/25/2016) [-]
What was that saying about giving fish and teaching someone to fish again?
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#27 - acemrhawk (05/25/2016) [-]
I should read before I comment. >>#18 has me covered.
#99 - anon (05/30/2016) [-]
Exactly, saying give a man a fish vs teach a man to fish was a great saying when said by the giver, but if the person that needed the fish says it, they dont know what theyre talking about and just an ungreatful jerk apparently.
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#18 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
I am not sure its really ungrateful. The homeless person kind of had a point. "Hey, I appreciate you giving me this fish...but could you teach me how to fish instead?"
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#13 - hornyfurry (05/25/2016) [-]
Exactly, be greatful for what someone gives you, don't be a dick about it
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#5 - thirteenthdoctor (05/25/2016) [-]
Because you and your children will starve to death without money, and many places won't hire the homeless.
#79 - ainise (05/25/2016) [-]
If you live in America, it's impossible to starve to death barring someone physically stopping you from eating(or health reasons).

There are places to go to get hired if you're down on your luck, in Florida(and I imagine in every state - I'm just not 100% certain). If you show proof that you're trying(actively going to 3-7 interviews a month) you'll be given enough money to live on. They also loan out interview clothes, offer up amenities at the YMCA for showering, food to anyone who can't get it, etc.

We also have what are called "Labor Pools" where they'll - at worst - give you a place to stay during the day, with AC and a meal. If anyone who comes in brings you along - you'll get paid a minimum of minimum wage from the time you clock in 'til the time you return. They're also obligated to feed you & give you water.

People who don't work here are , 9 times out of 10, either too lazy or unwilling to work.
#8 - justtocomment (05/25/2016) [-]
Yeah, and here is one less thing you have to fucking find and/or buy.
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#3 - anon (05/25/2016) [-]
its a goddamn sleeping bag. unless it's 30 degrees(f) outside i think youll be fine on a park bench
#80 - whargarbler (05/25/2016) [-]
Assuming you're not just an ignorant troll, I'll just explain that your body becomes far less effective at producing heat when you're asleep. Even if you did fall asleep, you'd wake up shivering your ass off less than an hour later because you have nothing around you holding in what little body heat you're still producing.

And if you doubt me, go take a nap outside at midnight wearing jeans and a tee shirt, you putz.
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#68 - frenzyhero (05/25/2016) [-]
sleeping bags are extremely effective to keep bugs out and to keep you from rolling crazily all over the place. And you can get sick staying outside in 70 degree fahrenheit weather, you lose an enormous amount of heat to the ground.
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#56 - mrwalkerfour (05/25/2016) [-]
one day you might end up on a park bench and trust me no matter where you live in the world, you'd suck dick for a sleeping bag.
#95 - shoum (05/25/2016) [-]
One day I saw a man who sucked a dick for a sleeping bag and then he slept in his jacket. I know, the absolute madman!
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#10 - blackmageewizardt (05/25/2016) [-]
Ever sat at the trainstation bench and try to sleep there while it got cold at 24 pm?

Trust me you wouldn´t laugh bitch if the only Thing you had where the clothes on you.
#70 - musclezglassez (05/25/2016) [-]
24 pm
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#4 - creamymcgee (05/25/2016) [-]
Anon has never had to sleep outside before.
#11 - muffincannibal (05/25/2016) [-]
Put your arms in your jacket, and sleep tight night. Don't let the meth addicts bite
#55 - justtocomment (05/25/2016) [-]
It doesn't work. Not for the entire night at least.
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#6 - Nutshell (05/25/2016) [-]
Bostonians
#4 - amuzen (05/25/2016) [-]
people who just got their paycheck and are buying unnecessary shit.
#3 - I'm free.... Now what do I do?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2016 on It finally happened -10
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#6 - pretzelcrisps (05/24/2016) [-]
nothing. you didnt win, there is no winning thats the point of the the game, i lost you lost we all lost
#7 - railyeightseven (05/24/2016) [-]
god dammit, I don't even know how I managed to avoid losing the damn game for about 2 years. I was truly free, and now this
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Hey little buddy
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hello