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Gender: male
Age: 31
Consoles Owned: XBOX 360, PLAYSTATION
X-box Gamertag: seanconnerydive
PSN: stroke_my_pp
Date Signed Up:2/23/2009
Last Login:7/10/2014
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#616 - tehehe that gif, Thanks! 12/13/2012 on Stupid people 0
#45 - Comment deleted 12/13/2012 on please 0
#23 - mmmmmm thats a good gift......... :D 12/13/2012 on Do you even Time Jump? 0
#90 - yay thanks! 12/13/2012 on This is not a title 0
#112 - I do. Its my burffday 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +2
#110 - Thanks! 12/12/2012 on Stupid people 0
#9 - I'm not turning 12 but it tis my birthday........  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on This is not a title +2
User avatar #11 - mettih (12/12/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY USERJAMES!
User avatar #90 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
yay thanks!
#8 - mfw date says 12/12 12/12/2012 on Dear Sailors +4
#20 - same here!!! :D but you are anon and probably wont respond.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Do you even Time Jump? 0
#22 - canuto (12/12/2012) [-]
happy birthday!
User avatar #23 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
mmmmmm thats a good gift......... :D
#94 - Thanks man! 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +1
#88 - Picture 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +1
#85 - awesome. 12/12/2012 on Stupid people 0
#81 - mmmmmm awesome. Take this as a party gift!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +3
User avatar #84 - woodywoodlinson (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#80 - Picture 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +3
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on please +1
#9 - anonymous Comment deleted by Userjames
#45 - Userjames Comment deleted by Userjames
#75 - ITS SO CUTE! but i'm confused..... should i eat it?!?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +2
User avatar #79 - woodywoodlinson (12/12/2012) [-]
It's your birthday so why not? Pretend the cat is a marshmallow with a face
#81 - Userjames (12/12/2012) [-]
mmmmmm awesome. Take this as a party gift!
User avatar #84 - woodywoodlinson (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#74 - can't stop the happy train 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +2
#71 - maybe? maybe. 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +2
#70 - Hahaha dude that was great! 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +1
#67 - Yay! thanks! :D 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +1
#64 - but....it is..... 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +2
#62 - Hey, wanna know a secret? ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!  [+] (34 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Stupid people +64
#535 - ilikefudge (12/12/2012) [-]
and you spent your time on the internet?
#623 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
I have only 2 friends since i moved for college, so yes. my life consists of this mostly..... and not studying for finals....... i should study...... haha NOPE what am i smokin? o yea, I'M SMOKIN LIFE and a little weeeeed
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#605 - TheBanana (12/13/2012) [-]
#395 - ibanyourana (12/12/2012) [-]
Mine, too! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!!!!
#622 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
WHOOOOOO!!!!!!! PARTAY UP IN DIS BITCH!!!
User avatar #329 - fosforgasxiii (12/12/2012) [-]
In my country there is a girl who became 12 on 12:12 12/12/12, try to beat that.
#621 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
well..... ummmm.... in almost every movie there is the number 12 either said or just a number...... i once fought off twelve geese shirtless......... ummmm...... I HAVE A REALLY CUTE PICTURE OF A KITTY. Bam. your move 12 12 12 12 12 12 girl.
#298 - sexeginger (12/12/2012) [-]
The Shire cunt, handle me right now. BECAUSE OF BRITISHNESS!!!!! lolololol

am irite ferlas!? AH ndouasjlg;roue
#245 - cumwhore (12/12/2012) [-]
11/11/11 was my 18th birthday. I bought a lotto ticket. I didn't win anything. I have never bought a lotto ticket since.
User avatar #592 - hipickausername (12/12/2012) [-]
That wasn't a nice story at all.
#161 - thijsofbodom (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy Birthday bro
User avatar #620 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
more boobs mmmmmmmmm this pleases me :D
#134 - sunfire (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday, bro!
User avatar #619 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
Did nazi that one ;D tehe shmanks!!
#133 - chaoscheese (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday brah!
User avatar #618 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
Dude, coolest pic of the coolest movie with birthday wishes, :D thanks!
#130 - bostpost (12/12/2012) [-]
we don't care that the condom broke, we still love you!
User avatar #617 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
you know you might be right.... my parents are old and i'm the 5th child..... kinda hard to ask if i was a mistake haha...... BUT thank you and Mew FTW
#127 - danikay (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday, man.
User avatar #616 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
tehehe that gif, Thanks!
#106 - BerryLicious (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday bro!
#110 - Userjames (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#103 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
who cares you attentionwhore
#112 - Userjames (12/12/2012) [-]
I do.

Its my burffday
#92 - tippidyt (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday man!
- I hope you are gonna get a day you will never forget!
#94 - Userjames (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks man!
#73 - woodywoodlinson (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday! Have this
User avatar #75 - Userjames (12/12/2012) [-]
ITS SO CUTE! but i'm confused..... should i eat it?!?
User avatar #79 - woodywoodlinson (12/12/2012) [-]
It's your birthday so why not? Pretend the cat is a marshmallow with a face
#81 - Userjames (12/12/2012) [-]
mmmmmm awesome. Take this as a party gift!
User avatar #84 - woodywoodlinson (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks!
#66 - GingerCOM (12/12/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
User avatar #67 - Userjames (12/12/2012) [-]
Yay! thanks! :D
#63 - Picture 12/12/2012 on What do you fear? +5
#124 - mfw Japanese text  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Koreans +6
User avatar #137 - galebitar (12/12/2012) [-]
it's korean
#17 - Picture 12/11/2012 on evolution of film stars +11
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User avatar #38 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Dat blue username, how long you been around ?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
signed up in feb 2009
User avatar #40 to #39 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
damn, usually most people get annoyed by other users. How have you stayed sane ?
User avatar #41 to #40 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
I actually left for a few years, my interest sparked back up before I went to college. Now I only go onto the site until I'm bored and come back within a couple of days. Plus I don't mingle with other people, except phanact. I accidentally pissed him off almost two years ago and he got angry at me for no reason. So now every time I see his comments I roll a picture just to **** with him. But I just read the top comments from the front page content briefly now and I havn't seen that sneaky bastard. But it dosn't matter, I'm a humble person.
User avatar #42 to #41 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I only came here just to read front page & watch a few gifs then I got bored pretty easily, as sad as it sounds I found the items part of the site and that has kept me entertained for a while now at least
User avatar #43 to #42 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
Atleast you have something to look forward to. I was in and out of the item phase so I only have the worthless item thing. Its the only thing that I have bought and it is my most prized possession. It sucks to be me at this moment though because my internet is **** and gifs and comp pics takes a lifetime to load. So I just get bored and watch anime and **** . Still waiting for an episode to load and its been an hour.....
User avatar #45 to #43 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Trust me you are lucky to have go out while you can hell, some of the new items you need to collect 20k of one item to get the next stage.

Take this for example, One of the items is a gambler meaning you combine that with some FJ point to get 1 of 4 items, the problem ? It takes 10k Point for one go & only has a 10% chance of success, I now need only one of those 4 items & I will be glad when it is done
User avatar #48 to #45 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
**** . Well best of luck to you and I'm glad I did not get caught up in this crazy game.
User avatar #50 to #48 - khl (05/13/2013) [-]
cheers man, If I can provide you with some new items in exchanges for a few FJ points please let me know
User avatar #53 to #50 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
No worries, I won't be playing this game any time soon.


Or at all. If you are in college, you have no life. You are a slave of the job and a slave of the homework. My advice, stay alive. Only the weak lose.
User avatar #44 to #43 - episode (05/12/2013) [-]
/loaded
User avatar #47 to #44 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
well played dude, well played
User avatar #46 to #44 - Userjames (05/12/2013) [-]
Thank god you are here, I would have DIED if you came a second later. You took your pretty time, where the **** were you?
User avatar #49 to #46 - episode (05/12/2013) [-]
Being addicted to Mount and Blade....
User avatar #51 to #49 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Haven't seen those yet..... I watched about 32 different animes since January.
User avatar #52 to #51 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Mount and Blade = PC Game

for episodes I've been watching star trek just finished S1
User avatar #55 to #52 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
*cough*
User avatar #54 to #52 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Haha nice, I'm no computer master but I have mingled with half life 2. still wondering WHEN THE THIRD WILL BE RELEASED. *cough* oh star trek? PLEASE TELL ME YOUR WATCHING THE NEXT GENERATION.
User avatar #56 to #54 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Nopers, Giggling at the older show......

is that bad?
User avatar #59 to #56 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh and I've seen every episode from the Next Generation.

probably some more information you didn't need but who gives a damn, right?

me. I give a damn. or not. maybe. yea. shhhhh
User avatar #57 to #56 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
Not necessarily.... Here is a perspective you have never asked for.

The older one is great and is the beginning to all of it and it has a historical standpoint. If I'm correct in assuming we are both talking about the Kirk episodes, then the black female role was tremendous. In a time of racism, she took the stage. She was about to leave because of all the death threats about her, but MLK (I'm also assuming you know this dude too) told her it was vital to stay. It tickled her heart and she remained.

The Next Generation on the other hand is the best I have seen ever. Nothing can compare to this and there is so many FEELS. When you get to the episode with the flute, you'll know. Grown men will cry. Plus each story is deep in Picard's voice....... mmmmmmmmmm..... *cough* I meant deep in the philosophical sense and Picard's voice ohhhh yeaaaaa

So, I have no idea why I wrote this. You probably know everything that I have said and I'm just rambling. So, I humbly apologize if I have annoyed you.

maybe its because I'm lonely? yea. maybe. shhhhhh
User avatar #58 to #57 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah, Thank you for your input =P

I plan on watching the seasons/variations in order they were made, cause it's all new to me. =3
User avatar #60 to #58 - Userjames (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm glad you are, I was thrown into the next generation so I have loved no other. but be prepared, there is an ASSTON of episode s. (Ha I used your name in the sentence so you might be getting two notifications. ha) Like you might spend about 11 days if you get no sleep watching every. episode. (tehehe did it again haha) so Have fun and enjoy the ride! Try not to cry, its mostly tear jerker stuff.
User avatar #61 to #60 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
tbh man, I would have gotten episodes notification too, if logged in. Well, I have about 60 episodes left for Star Trek anyways lmao
#35 - conordalymcr (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday, random user! I hope you enjoy the 						****					 out of your day
Happy birthday, random user! I hope you enjoy the **** out of your day
User avatar #37 to #35 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks!!! and yes, i totally did.
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User avatar #36 to #34 - Userjames (12/13/2012) [-]
Hahaha wtf? dude that just made my day!!
User avatar #26 - fuckuberfunny (12/11/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that you dont collect items can i have your fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
Thank you


Also, happy early birthday
#27 to #26 - Userjames (12/11/2012) [-]
I understand, but you are not the first to ask...... If you really want all of them you have to work for it. Life's a game so that is why i do this. Anywho, scroll down to my conversation with bawser and read that. Good luck.

And shmanks for the B-day wishes!
User avatar #19 - phanact (12/06/2012) [-]
yo
if I unblock you can you chill the **** out
User avatar #13 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
Hey could you help me out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Userjames (12/03/2012) [-]
with what?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
i see you dont really collect items and i do so i was wondering if you could help a guy out and give me some of yours, in return i will friend you and subscribe
User avatar #16 to #15 - Userjames (12/03/2012) [-]
hmmmm i only have one item and its my prized possession.... the whole bribe with friends and stuff dont really work on me.........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM lets see.... lets play a game. if you get content with my name (or a character with my name) and kinda saying how cool i am (or how dickish, you choose) to the front page, send me the front page link, and i'll give you all my current FJ points. and somehow find a way to get me friends while you are at it...... so lonely..... Your choice.
#33 to #16 - fuckuberfunny (12/11/2012) [-]
thats alittle much
thats alittle much
User avatar #17 to #16 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
oh okay :/ i dont know how i can do that
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User avatar #8 to #5 - Userjames (10/15/2012) [-]
? i do not know who you are, but i wont find you. at all.
User avatar #4 - phanact (10/14/2012) [-]
b&
User avatar #1 - theawkwardbros (07/19/2012) [-]
Why are you spamming that Little Big Planet comment?
User avatar #3 to #1 - Userjames (07/20/2012) [-]
bored

my level lonely

might as well try
User avatar #2 to #1 - acidjunk ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
^This.

Explain James.
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