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Userjames

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Age: 33
Date Signed Up:2/23/2009
Last Login:7/24/2016
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#17 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Funny Pain +58
#41 - galkawhm (11/29/2012) [-]
Lost it at "Gorilla memes"
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#38 - zombienoodle (11/29/2012) [-]
Do you even lif... oh shit... never mind.
#23 - jeffthellamaking (11/29/2012) [-]
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**jeffthellamaking rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at oh florida **
You win.
#21 - mausbaus (11/29/2012) [-]
Omg dying
#38 - Anybody see the resemblance? That means Bruce Le… 11/29/2012 on Goku and Bruce Lee +8
#31 - What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Phil #10 +15
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#47 - yenyan (11/29/2012) [-]
Nice OC!
#42 - mausbaus (11/29/2012) [-]
#36 - digitized (11/29/2012) [-]
Holy shit this is glorious.
#19 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Yes like this. +15
#23 - whitneyjasminxo (11/29/2012) [-]
#21 - yunnie (11/29/2012) [-]
But do you lift?
#11 - Looks like he got the point  [+] (9 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Funny Pain -13
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#30 - thefitz (11/29/2012) [-]
I don't think so Tim.
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#15 - badmushroom (11/29/2012) [-]
...just no!

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#14 - soulsilver (11/29/2012) [-]
Carlos I swear to god I will rip off your balls and feed them to you.
#17 - Userjames (11/29/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Magic School Bus, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the internet, and I have over 300 confirmed puns. I am trained in gorilla meme's and I’m the top joker in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with puns the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mexicans across the USA and your lawn is being cut incorrectly and at odd angles right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call easy living. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make over seven hundred puns, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in psychology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Mexican Association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable house off the street, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#41 - galkawhm (11/29/2012) [-]
Lost it at "Gorilla memes"
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#38 - zombienoodle (11/29/2012) [-]
Do you even lif... oh shit... never mind.
#23 - jeffthellamaking (11/29/2012) [-]
This image has expired
**jeffthellamaking rolled a random image posted in comment #134 at oh florida **
You win.
#21 - mausbaus (11/29/2012) [-]
Omg dying
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#13 - whiteyswag (11/29/2012) [-]
no.
#26 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bi…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/29/2012 on Something About Those Legs +88
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#72 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
way to copy pasta text and the same picture from the EXACT same comment on the first page
#70 - fatchildwithaids (11/29/2012) [-]
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#82 - Nitsua (11/29/2012) [-]
#66 - lovetolmao (11/29/2012) [-]
FUCK.
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#53 - DiabloStrawhat (11/29/2012) [-]
I am so proud of what you've accomplished today.
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#49 - nefarian (11/29/2012) [-]
Oh god, he lifts!
#30 - anon (11/29/2012) [-]
oh my god, well played
#24 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bi… 11/29/2012 on Something About Those Legs +59
#16 - This should have been on the stoner humor channel 11/29/2012 on Yes like this. +10
#52 - Picture 11/29/2012 on obabo +31
#36 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bi… 11/29/2012 on Titties +12