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|#387 - **Userjames rolls 75** [+] (1 new reply)||12/02/2012 on Hello||-1|
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|#6 - What the **** did you just ******* s… [+] (9 new replies)||12/02/2012 on oh you||+24|
#11 - mrblueftw (12/02/2012) [-]
What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo.
#9 - youcame (12/02/2012) [-]
ill roast y' fookin arse wit' the grill me car you bleedin' pullock.
y' think im kiddin' there ponsie? y' bloody gypsy ill fookin' rip y' in 'aff and shite furry on y' bloody fookin' corpse.
watch y' arse m8. watch y' fookin' arse.
|#68 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at …||12/02/2012 on What have you done today?||-1|
|#11 - You now know not to know what to know when it was necessary to… [+] (1 new reply)||12/02/2012 on Every Cat||+1|
|#26 - is this what you were looking for?||12/02/2012 on gummi||+4|
|#34 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #1837310…||12/02/2012 on Hue||+1|
|#40 - after ten minutes of staring, i'm not quite sure where i'm not…||12/01/2012 on Where all the zubats at?||+4|
|#95 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at …||12/01/2012 on Nothing can stop him.....||-2|
|#12 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||12/01/2012 on Pugs||+30|
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|#16 - ........... well done.||11/30/2012 on Did Nazi that coming||+6|
|#138 - Logic makes sense. And it shall be so.||11/30/2012 on December 21st||+1|
|#67 - Come on and let me know....... Should I stay or …||11/30/2012 on December 21st||+4|
|#24 - Give her the C||11/30/2012 on eau de toilette||+16|
|#63 - OKAY GUYS WHAT DO I DO I just bought a plane ticket. … [+] (6 new replies)||11/30/2012 on December 21st||+5|
#83 - anonymous (11/30/2012) [-]
Well considering nothing special is happening on the 21st, go.
#65 - anonymous (11/30/2012) [-]
If you go there will be trouble, but if you stay there will be double.
|#48 - first rule, don't get way too excited. it ruins things. s… [+] (1 new reply)||11/30/2012 on Success is...||+1|
|#17 - What the **** did you just ******* s… [+] (4 new replies)||11/29/2012 on Funny Pain||+58|
|#38 - Anybody see the resemblance? That means Bruce Le…||11/29/2012 on Goku and Bruce Lee||+8|
|#31 - What the zoobidey flip-flop-bop did you just say about me, you… [+] (3 new replies)||11/29/2012 on Phil #10||+15|
|#19 - What the **** did you just ******* s… [+] (2 new replies)||11/29/2012 on Yes like this.||+15|