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Gender: male
Age: 32
Consoles Owned: XBOX 360, PLAYSTATION
X-box Gamertag: seanconnerydive
PSN: stroke_my_pp
Date Signed Up:2/23/2009
Last Login:5/27/2015
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#52 - Don't worry, I understand. You can always move the comment box…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Just for you +1
User avatar #57 - lolfire (12/10/2012) [-]
I remember heating about the Bot Fly Larvae on QI.

Apparently trying to pry or pinch them out is actually more likely to infect the wound.
Because bits of it break off when you try and get it out.

You're supposed to just cover the hole and starve that fucker of oxygen.
Apparently they just shrivel up and fall out.
User avatar #60 - Userjames (12/10/2012) [-]
Damn Youtube. I saw some dude just pry those bitches free. Thought is was the norm.

I didn't do much research because there is only so much undisturbed sleep that is necessary for finals week.

What the fuck nature.

We should burn Brazil for the good of humanity. I was watching the "20 most disturbing and dangerous bugs" on tv and 18 of them resided in Brazil. The only two who weren't from Brazil were at the bottom of the list. The Black Widow and the Brown Recluse.
#43 - Oh god not that...... its story time now. >Be 10 … 12/10/2012 on Just for you +4
#8 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at … 12/09/2012 on Jesus Comp -1
#2 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #143 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Another picture I made for... -2
#7 - picklefucker (12/09/2012) [-]
**picklefucker rolled a random image posted in comment #2007290 at MLP Brony Board **
#1 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #243121 … 12/09/2012 on Don't make a noise +3
#4 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #1738527… 12/09/2012 on Comedy Amon up in this... -1
#12 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at… 12/09/2012 on 21st birthday +6
#5 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at … 12/09/2012 on assassin's creed in a nutshell +11
#3 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #180 at…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Just on the stairs.... +24
#31 - mariamental (12/09/2012) [-]
#10 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #1888556… 12/09/2012 on title +4
#5 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #341 at…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Yahoo! answer from a... +116
#58 - Mozzak (12/09/2012) [-]
#18 - fedegon (12/09/2012) [-]
**fedegon rolled a random image posted in comment #2013356 at MLP Brony Board ** You know you just got yourself a good way to get a ridiculous number of replies, right?
#12 - peeta (12/09/2012) [-]
**peeta rolled a random image posted in comment #36153 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** let me try
#15 - Kapoow (12/09/2012) [-]
**Kapoow rolled a random image posted in comment #2044175 at MLP Brony Board **
#4 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on John Stab 0
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#7 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at … 12/09/2012 on the zombie flesheaters are... 0
#15 - **Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #2036954… 12/09/2012 on timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy says... 0
#5 - The hardest part about rollerskating is telling your parents y… 12/09/2012 on Gangsta as fuck +2
#11 - Its obviously Titty Sprinkles. Dumb bitches.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2012 on This Is A Hard One +11
User avatar #31 - Mesmus (12/09/2012) [-]
strangely arousing
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User avatar #17 - nyanturtwig (12/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 - ivoryhammer (12/09/2012) [-]
That looks like something from Maplestory, but Maplestory doesn't have boobs
User avatar #14 - malizlewaa (12/09/2012) [-]
sweet jeesus dem titties
#29 - Hey HEY so listen to this joke (play on words) Whats …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Garrus & Shepard +2
User avatar #31 - Jewssassin (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha! TOok me a minute.
#14 - Don't mess with Zorro Kitty  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2012 on AWWWWHHH +10
#26 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
*Puss in Boots
#22 - anonymous (12/09/2012) [-]
Puss in boots ^.^
#69 - Once 12/09/2012 on Alpha. +2
#110 - <--This  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on The gif everyone seems to... +5
#118 - worldofwarcraftdog (12/09/2012) [-]
#116 - Picture 12/09/2012 on Office Cage +17
#23 - When she was a kid 12/08/2012 on Nailed it +35
#22 - Picture 12/08/2012 on Nailed it 0
#98 - Picture 12/08/2012 on Dammit Hawkeye +19
#16 - No need for a diving board here............ 12/07/2012 on new use of a diving board +35


Total unique items point value: 550 / Total items point value: 750
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User avatar #62 - shadowtails ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I have no idea why I'm commenting here

but no one's commented on your profile for months and that makes me sad

so hi
User avatar #63 to #62 - Userjames ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Well thank you. Sorry this reply took so long I was busy working and my downtime consists of sleep and kitten cuddling. Plus I have no clue what to say or even if I should anticipate a response. But here we go.

I've been out of posting for awhile and I've spent most of my time either gaming or working. I truly am not into what goes on here, I skipped the whole item gathering and fj points thingy. I mainly am here to kill time at work and at home and on the way to work and on the way home and on the toilet and when I'm invited to pesky social gatherings.

Even then, its nice to get a message for the sake of a message. Thanks again, and remember that life sucks, life blows, but its the best damn experience that will ever happen. Embrace it and find your own key to happiness, never be given the key. something something unlock achievement something sexual reference something tearjerking, something inspiring.

Good luck my fellow human.
User avatar #64 to #63 - shadowtails ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
that was beautiful
User avatar #38 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Dat blue username, how long you been around ?
User avatar #39 to #38 - Userjames ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
signed up in feb 2009
User avatar #40 to #39 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
damn, usually most people get annoyed by other users. How have you stayed sane ?
User avatar #41 to #40 - Userjames ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
I actually left for a few years, my interest sparked back up before I went to college. Now I only go onto the site until I'm bored and come back within a couple of days. Plus I don't mingle with other people, except phanact. I accidentally pissed him off almost two years ago and he got angry at me for no reason. So now every time I see his comments I roll a picture just to **** with him. But I just read the top comments from the front page content briefly now and I havn't seen that sneaky bastard. But it dosn't matter, I'm a humble person.
User avatar #42 to #41 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Yeah I only came here just to read front page & watch a few gifs then I got bored pretty easily, as sad as it sounds I found the items part of the site and that has kept me entertained for a while now at least
User avatar #43 to #42 - Userjames ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Atleast you have something to look forward to. I was in and out of the item phase so I only have the worthless item thing. Its the only thing that I have bought and it is my most prized possession. It sucks to be me at this moment though because my internet is **** and gifs and comp pics takes a lifetime to load. So I just get bored and watch anime and **** . Still waiting for an episode to load and its been an hour.....
User avatar #45 to #43 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Trust me you are lucky to have go out while you can hell, some of the new items you need to collect 20k of one item to get the next stage.

Take this for example, One of the items is a gambler meaning you combine that with some FJ point to get 1 of 4 items, the problem ? It takes 10k Point for one go & only has a 10% chance of success, I now need only one of those 4 items & I will be glad when it is done
User avatar #48 to #45 - Userjames ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
**** . Well best of luck to you and I'm glad I did not get caught up in this crazy game.
User avatar #50 to #48 - khl (05/13/2013) [-]
cheers man, If I can provide you with some new items in exchanges for a few FJ points please let me know
User avatar #53 to #50 - Userjames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
No worries, I won't be playing this game any time soon.

Or at all. If you are in college, you have no life. You are a slave of the job and a slave of the homework. My advice, stay alive. Only the weak lose.
User avatar #44 to #43 - episode (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #47 to #44 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
well played dude, well played
User avatar #46 to #44 - Userjames ONLINE (05/12/2013) [-]
Thank god you are here, I would have DIED if you came a second later. You took your pretty time, where the **** were you?
User avatar #49 to #46 - episode (05/12/2013) [-]
Being addicted to Mount and Blade....
User avatar #51 to #49 - Userjames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Haven't seen those yet..... I watched about 32 different animes since January.
User avatar #52 to #51 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Mount and Blade = PC Game

for episodes I've been watching star trek just finished S1
User avatar #55 to #52 - Userjames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
User avatar #54 to #52 - Userjames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Haha nice, I'm no computer master but I have mingled with half life 2. still wondering WHEN THE THIRD WILL BE RELEASED. *cough* oh star trek? PLEASE TELL ME YOUR WATCHING THE NEXT GENERATION.
User avatar #56 to #54 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Nopers, Giggling at the older show......

is that bad?
User avatar #59 to #56 - Userjames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Oh and I've seen every episode from the Next Generation.

probably some more information you didn't need but who gives a damn, right?

me. I give a damn. or not. maybe. yea. shhhhh
User avatar #57 to #56 - Userjames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
Not necessarily.... Here is a perspective you have never asked for.

The older one is great and is the beginning to all of it and it has a historical standpoint. If I'm correct in assuming we are both talking about the Kirk episodes, then the black female role was tremendous. In a time of racism, she took the stage. She was about to leave because of all the death threats about her, but MLK (I'm also assuming you know this dude too) told her it was vital to stay. It tickled her heart and she remained.

The Next Generation on the other hand is the best I have seen ever. Nothing can compare to this and there is so many FEELS. When you get to the episode with the flute, you'll know. Grown men will cry. Plus each story is deep in Picard's voice....... mmmmmmmmmm..... *cough* I meant deep in the philosophical sense and Picard's voice ohhhh yeaaaaa

So, I have no idea why I wrote this. You probably know everything that I have said and I'm just rambling. So, I humbly apologize if I have annoyed you.

maybe its because I'm lonely? yea. maybe. shhhhhh
User avatar #58 to #57 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
Ah, Thank you for your input =P

I plan on watching the seasons/variations in order they were made, cause it's all new to me. =3
User avatar #60 to #58 - Userjames ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm glad you are, I was thrown into the next generation so I have loved no other. but be prepared, there is an ASSTON of episode s. (Ha I used your name in the sentence so you might be getting two notifications. ha) Like you might spend about 11 days if you get no sleep watching every. episode. (tehehe did it again haha) so Have fun and enjoy the ride! Try not to cry, its mostly tear jerker stuff.
User avatar #61 to #60 - episode (05/13/2013) [-]
tbh man, I would have gotten episodes notification too, if logged in. Well, I have about 60 episodes left for Star Trek anyways lmao
#35 - conordalymcr (12/12/2012) [-]
Happy birthday, random user! I hope you enjoy the 			****		 out of your day
Happy birthday, random user! I hope you enjoy the **** out of your day
User avatar #37 to #35 - Userjames ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks!!! and yes, i totally did.
User avatar #26 - fuckuberfunny (12/11/2012) [-]
hey dude i understand that you dont collect items can i have your fj points?
fj points are points for item collectors 1like equals 1 fj point
1.click on my profile
2.go down and find send trade request
3.click it and put in fj points
4. click send trade and enter captcha
Thank you

Also, happy early birthday
#27 to #26 - Userjames ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
I understand, but you are not the first to ask...... If you really want all of them you have to work for it. Life's a game so that is why i do this. Anywho, scroll down to my conversation with bawser and read that. Good luck.

And shmanks for the B-day wishes!
User avatar #19 - phanact (12/06/2012) [-]
if I unblock you can you chill the **** out
User avatar #13 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
Hey could you help me out?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Userjames ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
with what?
User avatar #15 to #14 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
i see you dont really collect items and i do so i was wondering if you could help a guy out and give me some of yours, in return i will friend you and subscribe
User avatar #16 to #15 - Userjames ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
hmmmm i only have one item and its my prized possession.... the whole bribe with friends and stuff dont really work on me.........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM lets see.... lets play a game. if you get content with my name (or a character with my name) and kinda saying how cool i am (or how dickish, you choose) to the front page, send me the front page link, and i'll give you all my current FJ points. and somehow find a way to get me friends while you are at it...... so lonely..... Your choice.
#33 to #16 - fuckuberfunny (12/11/2012) [-]
thats alittle much
thats alittle much
User avatar #17 to #16 - bigbawser (12/03/2012) [-]
oh okay :/ i dont know how i can do that
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User avatar #5 - swedz (10/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #8 to #5 - Userjames ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
? i do not know who you are, but i wont find you. at all.
User avatar #4 - phanact (10/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - theawkwardbros (07/19/2012) [-]
Why are you spamming that Little Big Planet comment?
User avatar #3 to #1 - Userjames ONLINE (07/20/2012) [-]

my level lonely

might as well try
User avatar #2 to #1 - acidjunk (07/19/2012) [-]

Explain James.
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