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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
Last Login:4/19/2014
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#26 - i think her sister is hotter 04/14/2014 on Peanuts 0
#7 - if you use incognito mode and go to pandora, it skips the commercials.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Ctrl+Shift+N +5
#11 - notjewelry (04/14/2014) [-]
or you can get adblock pro and it takes off all ads for everything including pandora and youtube
User avatar #15 - hellomynameisbill (04/14/2014) [-]
extensions don't work in incognito mode.
#21 - notjewelry (04/14/2014) [-]
this is why you don't use incognito
and if you do, it's probably for porn and the ads are sometimes pretty great
User avatar #17 - ohhh (04/14/2014) [-]
Just enable them. Pornhub with no ad's is godly.
#9 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
Thanks m8
#194 - nice 04/14/2014 on FOLLOW THE LINK IN THE... 0
#12 - kind of. misanthropes generally hate or distrust all of humanity. 04/14/2014 on Pen15 +1
#126 - G-force=gravitational force exerted on the body. no gravity, n…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Best part of the Star... -1
#129 - testaburger (04/12/2014) [-]
"In the absence of gravitational fields, or in directions at right angles to them, proper and coordinate accelerations are the same, and any coordinate acceleration must be produced by a corresponding g-force acceleration. An example here is a rocket in free space, in which simple changes in velocity are produced by the engines, and produce g-forces on the rocket and passengers."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-force

inb4 "wikipedia isn't a real source"
#59 - i forgot to sign in before i left that comment  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Best part of the Star... -4
#110 - Pred (04/12/2014) [-]
good thing you logged in.

Now we can thumb you down for being a complete imbecile.

I suggest you go repeat your 10th grade physics (or do a fact check before opening your dumb mouth)
User avatar #68 - spiderfan (04/12/2014) [-]
There is g-force when you say.. make a sharp turn, and all your built up momentum slams down on you and pushes you against the seat.
#3 - this is total ******** . i've seen this going arou…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/09/2014 on three year old is probably... +231
#122 - rustmcrust (04/10/2014) [-]
His parents probably told him to say that
#116 - terminalinfinity (04/10/2014) [-]
Wisdom and simplicity are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Even kids can come up with gems since they haven't had the misfortune of having their minds corrupted by the world around them.

Some of the wisest things can be the simplest of things.
#136 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
The world around you doesn't corrupt you, it helps you develop, both positively and negatively. The term wisdom is open to different interpretations ofcourse, but I argue it at the very least implies some sort of understanding. Little children don't chose to ignore this out of some pure, innocent intuition, their brains simply can't handle it yet. They're literally too dumb.

I'd say being wise requires a certain positive development in reaction to the world around you, and that takes some time. Genes can't wise up by themselves.


User avatar #96 - assassindash (04/10/2014) [-]
Well the world is filled with stupid, arrogant, butt hurt pieces of shits for brains.

Compared to the world, this kid is golden. The difference between him and every kid, is that he said it on celebrity TV.

You know, what shit heads watch?
#30 - Damionic (04/10/2014) [-]
All he wanted was happiness.
#24 - silverstormrt (04/10/2014) [-]
No, you're wrong. The importance of this is un-ruined philanthropy and consideration, as found in a child; yet an adult, depicted as "developed" and "experienced", would never say this.

Sometimes wisdoms are long-denied truths.
#21 - holmesc (04/10/2014) [-]
but....I wished to buy all toys when I was 3...
User avatar #14 - harbingerwolf (04/09/2014) [-]
Found the unhappy guy.
User avatar #6 - bossmanholms (04/09/2014) [-]
that is what wisdom is
User avatar #35 - darthblam (04/10/2014) [-]
Ignorance is not wisdom...
User avatar #36 - batmanbeyonddgrave (04/10/2014) [-]
yes, but ignorance is bliss (or happiness)
#57 - anonymous (04/10/2014) [-]
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
User avatar #64 - luddethebunny (04/10/2014) [-]
lok´tar O´gar?
User avatar #7 - bossmanholms (04/09/2014) [-]
but yes your right because he is a child saying it, it would actually mean something if he was older (like art)
#209 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg 04/06/2014 on Maury +1
#3 - the look on his face in the middle picture "where will yo… 03/20/2014 on Batman 0
#3 - i now have a new wallpaper 03/20/2014 on Will Smith mid sneeze +2

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#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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