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Date Signed Up:11/05/2009
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#2 - those things have instantly become less scary  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Five Knights at Fuckboy's... +49
User avatar #17 - josemanuelcenteno (05/20/2015) [-]
The only thing scary about them is their comunity.
#11 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
They never were
User avatar #19 - angelicdemon (05/20/2015) [-]
Edgelord 5000.
Anyway, it's not them that's scary it's the tension.
You know it's going to happen and you want to win so bad...
But then it's ripped from your hands abruptly.
#26 - anonymous (05/20/2015) [-]
idk all the tension and horror was viciously ripped from the series for me when i saw someone speed running it... there are only so many "darn i messed up, time to reset" then 10 seconds later something pops out and kills him, a guy can take before it's just not scary anymore.
#1 - neither of them wiped before they got off the toilet...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Noice 0
#2 - arikel (05/19/2015) [-]
#7 - i'll have to re-watch the movie, i don't remember him saying t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Feels +1
User avatar #8 - rockmanfan (05/19/2015) [-]
well, he didnt say THAT, exactly. i was making a joke. but here's what i was talking about https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#65 - IT'S HOTDOG TIME! 05/19/2015 on Sexually sugestive gifs 0
#5 - that's true, but he would never sacrifice batman just to get t…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Feels +2
#40 - silentwarrior (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't think he was ever desperate to get batman to kill him. He had lots of reasons for doing stuff, and him being killed by batman definetly wasn't his big plan. He tried to get batman to kill him, true, but that's a win win for him. He dosen't really care if he dies, and if batman kills him he wins, and if not he also wins. What a lot of people seem to think about the joker is that he has a big plan and follows logic and reason. He dosen't.
User avatar #6 - rockmanfan (05/19/2015) [-]
im pretty sure he explained that he was getting old. the charade had lost it's charm, so he was ready to move on with his life. so kill batman, get a son, destroy gotham, and maybe build a deck or something.
User avatar #7 - Unimaksu (05/19/2015) [-]
i'll have to re-watch the movie, i don't remember him saying that. can anyone post the scene?
User avatar #8 - rockmanfan (05/19/2015) [-]
well, he didnt say THAT, exactly. i was making a joke. but here's what i was talking about https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#3 - this was the worst story ever, it completely goes against the …  [+] (25 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Feels +203
#59 - bloodmagic (05/20/2015) [-]
Let's play who only knows batman from the Dark Knight trilogy.
User avatar #87 - comicexplain (05/20/2015) [-]
You don't play Eternia, do you?
User avatar #128 - bloodmagic (05/20/2015) [-]
You mean the planet from He-Man....?
User avatar #129 - comicexplain (05/20/2015) [-]
Aww, drats. No, no, I assumed from your name something else.
User avatar #130 - bloodmagic (05/20/2015) [-]
I just play a lot of dragon age and blood mages were my favorite.
#37 - silentwarrior (05/20/2015) [-]
That's not true, the joker basically wants to do stuff that is funny to him. Fighting against Batman is fun. Crippling batgirl was fun. Doind this was fun. He dosen't want batman to kill him, he wants to keep having fun with him.
#44 - stonetomcat (05/20/2015) [-]
Can't have much fun with a dead man, though, can you?
inb4 "not with that attitude"
#46 - silentwarrior (05/20/2015) [-]
Guess not, but joker can always find someone else to play with. He's a criminal at heart, and killing batman would probably be what he wants.
User avatar #21 - naitsabesh (05/19/2015) [-]
That's the dark knight returns part one's plot, right?
User avatar #57 - labree (05/20/2015) [-]
i really hope your kidding. thats just the batman and joker, the joker wants batman to kill him to prove they are the, the batman cant kill the joker because of his code.
User avatar #127 - angelious (05/20/2015) [-]
>>#3, thats just one interptations.

joker has a life outside of batman. sometimes he strictly focuses on spreading anarchy,sometimes its for money sometimes for laughs and so on.


he redefines his personality everyday to a point that specter cant even judge joker based on his past actions.
User avatar #65 - adplum (05/20/2015) [-]
comicexplain?
User avatar #86 - comicexplain (05/20/2015) [-]
It's a different incarnation! In the Animated one, Joker did't -mind- killing Batman. He just knew he'd be bored -after- doing it! Labree, Naitsabesh, Unimaksu!
User avatar #88 - adplum (05/20/2015) [-]
I've always been pretty curious about this. I've read some of the comics and watched most of the shows, and his character can change a lot. Sometimes he seems like he really doesnt care about batman's health, and other times such as in the dark knight his sole purpose is just to corrupt bruce. Is there an original, main story-line motive, or is it just kind of random depending on who the writer(s) is/are?
User avatar #89 - comicexplain (05/20/2015) [-]
It's a fair mix of both; You could probably have a field day just looking up the many, MANY different characters of the Joker online!
User avatar #90 - adplum (05/20/2015) [-]
love the enthusiasm. Keep up the good work
and make more creepy DND creature comps
User avatar #91 - comicexplain (05/20/2015) [-]
Cheers! Just glad to help!
#9 - kanedam (05/19/2015) [-]
in my opinion batman is a jerk... he should have killed joker a long time ago.
#32 - bazda (05/19/2015) [-]
Nice try, Jason Todd.
#4 - comicironic (05/19/2015) [-]
That's not always strictly true.

In this instance, the Joker wanted to show Batman that he was capable of utterly breaking Robin into the role of Joker Jr that he would kill Batman.
And also to have a son that would continue the Joker legacy, but that happens later

In other stories like The Killing Joke, the Joker tries to break Jim Gordon's mind by attacking his family, including shooting his daughter: it's not always Batsy-focused.
User avatar #5 - Unimaksu (05/19/2015) [-]
that's true, but he would never sacrifice batman just to get to robin. he was always desperate to get batman to kill him. it would have made more sense to have him kill batgirl. to have robin prove his loyalty. also. why would anyone thumb this comment down. he presented an appropriate and respectful rebuttal.
#40 - silentwarrior (05/20/2015) [-]
I don't think he was ever desperate to get batman to kill him. He had lots of reasons for doing stuff, and him being killed by batman definetly wasn't his big plan. He tried to get batman to kill him, true, but that's a win win for him. He dosen't really care if he dies, and if batman kills him he wins, and if not he also wins. What a lot of people seem to think about the joker is that he has a big plan and follows logic and reason. He dosen't.
User avatar #6 - rockmanfan (05/19/2015) [-]
im pretty sure he explained that he was getting old. the charade had lost it's charm, so he was ready to move on with his life. so kill batman, get a son, destroy gotham, and maybe build a deck or something.
User avatar #7 - Unimaksu (05/19/2015) [-]
i'll have to re-watch the movie, i don't remember him saying that. can anyone post the scene?
User avatar #8 - rockmanfan (05/19/2015) [-]
well, he didnt say THAT, exactly. i was making a joke. but here's what i was talking about https://youtube.com/devicesupport
#228 - rhino horns are not made of ivory. they're made of keratin, sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on Please let this be real! +1
User avatar #231 - obesehobbo (05/19/2015) [-]
oh i had no idea, thank you for the information.
#632 - i made it up 05/18/2015 on Origin of your username? 0
#103 - that's exactly what i plan on doing 05/14/2015 on Violence OK, but not Boobs 0
#30 - you're not reading the necronomicon, you're reading lovecraft'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/13/2015 on Vibrator +1
User avatar #37 - higaphix (05/13/2015) [-]
I know that. My friend let me borrow the "grimoire" though and it was really cool
#32 - anonymous (05/13/2015) [-]
He only mentions the necronomicon in his works, none are named after it

His universe has been added to by a lot of authors over the years

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#15 - anonymous (09/02/2012) [-]
Hey i saw you commented on the one picture of the small world accident at disneyland. and i was just wondering if you ever uploaded that photo of that uniform you were talking about
#13 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
You have a tiny penis, bitch.
I wish your mother was dead.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Unimaksu (05/31/2012) [-]
thanks, i love you too
User avatar #11 - jimthehellhog (05/12/2012) [-]
i must have pissed you off and that makes me happy beyond belief
User avatar #12 to #11 - Unimaksu (05/13/2012) [-]
nope, i was just really bored
#9 - bagone (05/11/2012) [-]
**** You Mother ****** !!
User avatar #10 to #9 - Unimaksu (05/11/2012) [-]
thanks, that's very flattering, but i'm married. i'm sure you'll find a man someday
User avatar #2 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #3 to #2 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
hi there
User avatar #4 to #3 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
i'm good. just working late. you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
saying hi to everyone
User avatar #7 to #6 - Unimaksu (03/28/2012) [-]
very friendly of you. i'm glad there's people like you on the internet
User avatar #8 to #7 - whomadewho (03/28/2012) [-]
thank you
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