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Interests: girls, sex, pets, sculpting, sex, reading, girls, monster energy drinks, nature, drawing, sex
Date Signed Up:10/03/2009
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#25 - I remember going to see this in theaters and having the weirde… 3 hours ago on The Many Faces of a Glitch 0
#23 - "but don't have the correct brain pattern to understand v…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on monkeh 0
User avatar #24 - megashot (08/31/2015) [-]
Yes, but chimps and gorillas can't form complex sentences, usually only simple senteces which corresponds with objectification, they can understand the difference
between ''you'' and ''me'', but lack the ability to comprehend the aspect of communication that makes up the little voice in your head,
which mean they can only form coherent sign language by imagining what they are to describe.
They see sign language as a ''tool'' to get information, but not as a method of social interaction.
#29 - Honestly I've just never liked children in general, and I also… 08/26/2015 on Mother of the year +1
#32 - In general, no hospital really 'expects' to get paid back unle… 08/26/2015 on my insurance rn out 0
#19 - I agree, for the following reason; >be me, around …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/26/2015 on Mother of the year +21
#79 - enzio (08/27/2015) [-]
**enzio used "*roll picture*"**
**enzio rolled image**I remember my gf's niece would hold this ferret we owned and shake it like a rag doll and I always told her he would bite her or something but she didnt anyways we ended up selling the ferret but as soon as we got a chihuahua shit hit the fan. My gf's family was sitting on the deck for a bbq and my gf's niece was dicking around with one of my two chihuahuas this little brat kept trying to grab the Boomer's (the dog's name) food right out of his mouth and I told her to stop well sure as shit Boomer bit her luckily nobody was stupid enough to put the blame on the dog.
#25 - megatronusoftarn (08/26/2015) [-]
I'm definitely getting down voted for this, but, I feel like children who are sent to daycare and are otherwise not given proper attention by their parents do horrible shit like this more often than children who are given proper direction and attention by their parents. The exception being abusive parents. Apologies for the controversial and/or woefully under-researched opinion.
#32 - satoshimiwa (08/26/2015) [-]
You are actually wrong on some counts. For example, I didn't want to send my boy to daycare, as my wife doesn't work and she could give him 100% attention. But his speech developed really slowly and the therapist told us that it would be good for him to spend time with other children on a structured environment. So daycare can be more than a dropoff point for children sometimes.
#39 - megatronusoftarn (08/26/2015) [-]
Well the issue isn't really speech impediments as much as learning that you need to be gentle with little things, especially things that aren't yours, and especially little things that are alive. Children love puppies and it's a travesty that no one told those children beforehand to be gentle with puppies.
Besides, I didn't say it's the only reason children do stupid shit.
User avatar #29 - Underground (08/26/2015) [-]
Honestly I've just never liked children in general, and I also don't like kid parents. God forbid anything happen to their spoiled hellion.

I've met some really well behaved kids and props to them and their parents, I know they exist but I don't want to be around or raise kids.
User avatar #28 - BerryLicious (08/26/2015) [-]
No, you're actually correct in every way.
#19 - Yeah prescription medicine is even worse though. Pills that us…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/26/2015 on my insurance rn out 0
User avatar #20 - gittons (08/26/2015) [-]
freedom of choice right there.
#17 - It is, US hospitals are the ******* devil. I …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2015 on my insurance rn out +1
User avatar #18 - gittons (08/26/2015) [-]
that feeling when your country's life saving medicine is being hugely over priced because they
know you have no choice but to pay for this shit.
that is terrible man.
User avatar #19 - Underground (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah prescription medicine is even worse though. Pills that used to cost $30 for a month's supply can now cost $180+. They're basically saying 'pay it or die.'
User avatar #20 - gittons (08/26/2015) [-]
freedom of choice right there.
#125 - Awesome, congrats! I wish I could get my GF into a deal like t… 08/26/2015 on I'm in a video game (desc) +1
#15 - I recently read some stuff about gallbladder removal surgery (…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/26/2015 on my insurance rn out +2
User avatar #30 - drpenguinz (08/26/2015) [-]
if thats the case, then i guess those hospitals are used to people who wont ever pay the full charge, so they have to set them high enough for getting at least what they need.

you know...if you know in advance that they are gonna pay like about 15% then you have to exaggerate with those prices.

im german tho, i dont know shit....thats just what im assuming
User avatar #32 - Underground (08/26/2015) [-]
In general, no hospital really 'expects' to get paid back unless the person files for bankruptcy and only then they get a certain percentage.

Here's the thing though, if I can go to Canada and get medical treatment at prices I can actually afford while the medical institutions and those who work there continue to thrive, why can't medical establishments in the US charge similar prices?
User avatar #16 - gittons (08/26/2015) [-]
you see this to me sounds shady as fuck,
if something costs 90k then it costs 90k,
like imagine if you go the supermarket and this happens,
"hey dude, pizza costs $400"
"i could never afford that!"
"well we could bump that down to $5 but you would need to pay us now"
i heard that usa hospitals overpay a lot as well which explains things but that is terrible.

sounds fucking shady as balls.
User avatar #17 - Underground (08/26/2015) [-]
It is, US hospitals are the fucking devil.

I mean I'm a US citizen living in Canada waiting to apply for my PR card and I started having problems with my gallbladder. I'm uninsured but was still able to see a doctor three times, have blood taken and tested twice, and have an ultrasound for under $400. In the US I'd be in debt up to my eyeballs.

Another thing is that prices can vary CRAZILY. A laproscopic gallbladder removal at one hospital in Arizona would cost approximately 5k all inclusive, whereas the same surgery at a hospital in Oklahoma can cost 98k. It's just ridiculous and needs to be more regulated by the government so shit like that doesn't happen.
User avatar #18 - gittons (08/26/2015) [-]
that feeling when your country's life saving medicine is being hugely over priced because they
know you have no choice but to pay for this shit.
that is terrible man.
User avatar #19 - Underground (08/26/2015) [-]
Yeah prescription medicine is even worse though. Pills that used to cost $30 for a month's supply can now cost $180+. They're basically saying 'pay it or die.'
User avatar #20 - gittons (08/26/2015) [-]
freedom of choice right there.
#18 - lol I remember this, it was down the road from where I live. M… 08/25/2015 on Racoon +3

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User avatar #182 - wrinklynewt (06/29/2015) [-]
stomach issues still?
User avatar #181 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (06/27/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #183 to #181 - Underground (07/04/2015) [-]
o hai
User avatar #179 - SansCIA (11/20/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #180 to #179 - Underground (11/21/2014) [-]
hiya~
#174 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't know how I got here. But I guess I'm here.
User avatar #175 to #174 - Underground (09/11/2014) [-]
Welcome to my parlor said to spider to the fly.
User avatar #176 to #175 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
That sounds so familiar. Is it from a poem or something?
User avatar #177 to #176 - Underground (09/11/2014) [-]
It is from a poem, it is also from a furry porn comic by Gunmouth. :3
User avatar #178 to #177 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I have not seen the furry porn comic. And I'm not sure I want to.
But hello.
#165 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** > Not going to get on anymore

xyz I highly don't believe you
User avatar #166 to #165 - Underground (05/13/2014) [-]
How dare you sir! jk

There was a period between like '10 and '13 where I wasn't on at all. I actually just really started getting on again.
#167 to #166 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Tits or gtfo
#168 to #167 - Underground (05/13/2014) [-]
Seeing as I've been here longer I fail to see where you have the authority to demand such a thing sir.
#169 to #168 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** It's a written rule, sir.
User avatar #170 to #169 - Underground (05/13/2014) [-]
Ah yes, except this isn't /b/.
#171 to #170 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** k then stop replying to me
#172 to #171 - replying (05/13/2014) [-]
but i cant stop
but i cant stop
#173 to #172 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** i luv u 2 bby ;)
User avatar #146 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
its SNU btw
User avatar #147 to #146 - Underground (04/28/2014) [-]
Ohhaaiii, whats up?
User avatar #148 to #147 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh just on youtube mostly, but I'm looking through the posts too. I didn't think you were online much anymore, but I just so happen to see your comments, so I thought I'd say something. I'm sure you noticed my first account got banned lol
User avatar #149 to #148 - Underground (04/28/2014) [-]
lol ya I was wondering about that. Na I've been kinda active lately, I log on and mostly look at pics and what not when I'm not on 4chan.
User avatar #150 to #149 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
loool 4chan. I used to go there all the time. I only really go to /co/ every once in a while now. I'll just go to 420chan or look for stuff on youtube nowadays.
User avatar #151 to #150 - Underground (04/28/2014) [-]
My gf and I frequent /ck/ and /fit/, I go on /b/. I also hang around /x/ when the mood strikes me. Sadly my internet isn't good enough to really handle YouTube lol.
User avatar #152 to #151 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
oh my god I know that pain so bad. My old computer used to have horribly slow internet, and would never be able to play videos at all, it was awful. Yeah, /x/ is pretty good. When I do get on it, I'll browse /co/, /out/, /fit/, and sometimes /pol/. I only ever browse /b/ for porn So who's the new gf??
User avatar #153 to #152 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Ya my internet is baaad yo. I'm hoping to get it bumped up soon so I can start surfing music on YouTube and playing Minecraft again.

Her name is Kara, we met sometime in September. Shes awesome and I'm crazy about her. We're meeting in 36 days unless I die of nervousness before then lol.
User avatar #154 to #153 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
awesome. You still live in MS?
User avatar #155 to #154 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Na we actually moved back into where we left from originally lol. My mom and I moved back to LA and live with my dad again.
User avatar #156 to #155 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh cool, where in LA?
User avatar #157 to #156 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
St. Francisville. Its like an hour from Baton Rouge
User avatar #158 to #157 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Aw cool. I'm still in Vicksburg. So you quit your sculpting job or whatever?
User avatar #159 to #158 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Na I'm still sculpting, I draw a lot now too. Gf got me back into art, she went to art school and draws and what not so we draw together all the time.
User avatar #160 to #159 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Cool. I still can't draw lol. You should post them here again sometime.
User avatar #161 to #160 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Meh I keep it contained to FurAffinity cause its all furry stuff lol
User avatar #162 to #161 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh ok. I'll follow it if you post the link here.
User avatar #163 to #162 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

There's a couple new sculpts there too along with the drawings. :3
User avatar #164 to #163 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
I like them!
#145 - anon (09/16/2012) [-]
Hi. Would you like some niger's?
#142 - anon (11/19/2011) [-]
You found your love on here really? The last person I talked to on here that had an internet relationship with someone on here pretty much hates the guys guts now but i'm glad it worked out for you. Also i'm really sorry no i'm really really really really sorry you are one of the 7 or 8 people on here that i have gotten the gender wrong which I again apologize for. Usually it's hard to tell what gender people are on here so again I am sorry. Also I admire your courage of being an openly gay person which would be hard to do. Especially since you are online where people can insult you from safely behind a computer screen which would suck.
User avatar #143 to #170 - Underground (11/21/2011) [-]
lol no need for all the apology's bro its all good. x3 People have many more reasons to insult me other than being a lesbian but you just have to learn how to deal with it. :3
#144 to #171 - anon (11/21/2011) [-]
Really I am sorry. I have an openly gay friend he is a nice guy. No one really teases anyone that's homosexual at my school which is a good thing.
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User avatar #130 - jacksdiner (02/18/2011) [-]
Have you got another account, called FaggotyFox?
User avatar #131 to #147 - Underground (02/23/2011) [-]
....yes. Thats my porn acc. x3
User avatar #132 to #148 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
So that Anon was right.
User avatar #133 to #149 - Underground (02/23/2011) [-]
Yeeeps. Filthy anon. >w>
User avatar #134 to #150 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #129 - luakazuki (01/15/2011) [-]
Don't leave ussss D=
User avatar #122 - Spiriterra (10/29/2010) [-]
o-o
User avatar #125 to #141 - Underground (10/29/2010) [-]
Happy anniversary love :3
User avatar #126 to #142 - Spiriterra (10/29/2010) [-]
Happeh anniversary to you too :3
User avatar #127 to #143 - Underground (10/29/2010) [-]
*rubs around and murrs* ^w^
User avatar #128 to #144 - Spiriterra (10/29/2010) [-]
*rubrub* ^w^
#121 - katielady **User deleted account** (10/13/2010) [-]
Roseee!!
I know you don't get on much anymore D:
But I still wanna talk to you
O>O ANNND DAVID OOO:
lol and Jade
I miss you guysss <3
User avatar #120 - TheJCaesar (08/14/2010) [-]
Hiya Rose! miss ya xP
User avatar #118 - Ulmer (08/08/2010) [-]
..........furry?
User avatar #119 to #135 - Underground (08/09/2010) [-]
Perhaps..
#117 - RyuHyabusa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #115 to #117 - Underground (05/24/2010) [-]
lolwtf...
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User avatar #108 - IHaveArrived (04/16/2010) [-]
its May i made a new account
User avatar #110 to #111 - Underground (04/17/2010) [-]
I thought that name sounded kinda familiar. x3
User avatar #111 to #113 - IHaveArrived (04/17/2010) [-]
lol ya cuz i ay it everytime i enter the rooms lol
#107 - anon (04/16/2010) [-]
Paste this into 3 profiles and press ALT. A magical ****** named Jigga Boo will come and give you a million watermelons!
User avatar #109 to #110 - Underground (04/17/2010) [-]
Normally I delete spam but I just couldn't bring myself to remove this one. I mean we're all big kids here we should know if you do things like this nothings gonna happen. At least I HOPE we know this... -_-
#112 to #112 - anon (04/17/2010) [-]
MAGICAL ****** !!!!!!!!
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