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Gender: female
Age: 21
Steam Profile: cometSuicide
Consoles Owned: All of them. Litterally all of them.
Video Games Played: Dayz, Saints Row 1-3, Borderlans 1&2, Fallout, Skyrim, Oblivion, Plague Inc, Audiosurf, Sims, Harvest Moon, GTA, Minecraft
Interests: girls, sex, pets, sculpting, sex, reading, girls, monster energy drinks, nature, drawing, sex
Date Signed Up:10/03/2009
Last Login:6/27/2015
Location:Whereami
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#81 - Comment deleted 06/19/2015 on Letters To Me ;3 0
#5 - This is pretty much my relationship with my GF. … 06/15/2015 on How Romantic 0
#50 - **** yeah my mom has Diverticulitis Weirdly enoug…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Life's greatest pains +1
User avatar #52 - Tusura (06/12/2015) [-]
You know the feeling of having a knot in a muscle?
Imagine that inside your body in your pelvis, but couple it with a sharp stabbing feeling.

That happens for about a week straight until the specific hemorrhoid moves out of the colon, and to the outside of your anus. At that point, it's a white pustule that will pop at the slightest pressure, like wiping your ass after taking a shit.
Then you gotta put on Cortisone cream and bacitracin.

I have lived, in and out of doctors offices and hospitals my entire life.
Shit sucks.
#43 - -internal cringing- Yeah my cousin passed a kidney st…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Life's greatest pains +1
User avatar #49 - Tusura (06/11/2015) [-]
It really is no joke having kidney stones.
My biggest issue is Diverticulitis. Hemorrhoids inside your colonic tract that end up coming out the exit if ya know what I mean. They pop and blood goes everywhere.
The problem is, the diets to deal with Diverticulitis, and Kidney stones, are opposites.
What helps one thing, hinders the other.
You have to find a very delicate balance of foods to avoid both issues.
I haven't found that balance yet.
User avatar #50 - Underground (06/11/2015) [-]
Shit yeah my mom has Diverticulitis Weirdly enough, her screen name for most stuff is Tsura. I've heard its horribly painful.
User avatar #52 - Tusura (06/12/2015) [-]
You know the feeling of having a knot in a muscle?
Imagine that inside your body in your pelvis, but couple it with a sharp stabbing feeling.

That happens for about a week straight until the specific hemorrhoid moves out of the colon, and to the outside of your anus. At that point, it's a white pustule that will pop at the slightest pressure, like wiping your ass after taking a shit.
Then you gotta put on Cortisone cream and bacitracin.

I have lived, in and out of doctors offices and hospitals my entire life.
Shit sucks.
#28 - Nooo no no **** all that **** . This is why I har…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Life's greatest pains +3
User avatar #30 - Tusura (06/11/2015) [-]
I've lived with a myriad of stomach issues since I hit puberty.

I can honestly say that an ulcer is pretty bad. I've had 2, from drinking too much OJ and soda, and eating spicy food.

That said, an ulcer pales in comparison in pain. It's a different type of pain, and in a different place, but your kidneys can literally just shut down your body.

When I had my two ulcers, I could still move around and do my daily activities.

Kidney stones had me laid up in bed pissing into a bottle, just hoping it was going to pass, while drinking water from a glass using two straws attached together so I didn't have to get up or move.
All this while having a hot water bottle on my side, and taking massive amounts of pain killers, and FloMax which opens up your ureters so you can piss more.

I seriously and truly would not wish kidney stones upon my worst enemy.
User avatar #43 - Underground (06/11/2015) [-]
-internal cringing-

Yeah my cousin passed a kidney stone when she was young and was pissing blood. She thought it was her period and was terrified for years before she got her actual period because she thought it was going to hurt that badly.
User avatar #49 - Tusura (06/11/2015) [-]
It really is no joke having kidney stones.
My biggest issue is Diverticulitis. Hemorrhoids inside your colonic tract that end up coming out the exit if ya know what I mean. They pop and blood goes everywhere.
The problem is, the diets to deal with Diverticulitis, and Kidney stones, are opposites.
What helps one thing, hinders the other.
You have to find a very delicate balance of foods to avoid both issues.
I haven't found that balance yet.
User avatar #50 - Underground (06/11/2015) [-]
Shit yeah my mom has Diverticulitis Weirdly enough, her screen name for most stuff is Tsura. I've heard its horribly painful.
User avatar #52 - Tusura (06/12/2015) [-]
You know the feeling of having a knot in a muscle?
Imagine that inside your body in your pelvis, but couple it with a sharp stabbing feeling.

That happens for about a week straight until the specific hemorrhoid moves out of the colon, and to the outside of your anus. At that point, it's a white pustule that will pop at the slightest pressure, like wiping your ass after taking a shit.
Then you gotta put on Cortisone cream and bacitracin.

I have lived, in and out of doctors offices and hospitals my entire life.
Shit sucks.
#130 - That is also true. Whipped icing or none at all I say. 06/10/2015 on Chocolate Coma 0
#110 - My little cousin is something of a weeaboo but I vastly prefer… 06/10/2015 on Weeaboo Wednesday! 0
#58 - Stuff like this just tastes like straight sugar to me. Same re…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on Chocolate Coma +2
#97 - deckbox (06/10/2015) [-]
na i hate the crystaly crackliness it has, it is like you are licking broken glass
User avatar #130 - Underground (06/10/2015) [-]
That is also true. Whipped icing or none at all I say.
#109 - Well thank god for you sir. If people stopped to think about o… 06/06/2015 on USPS steals anniversary... 0
#104 - I hate any sort of delivery service with a passion. W…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/06/2015 on USPS steals anniversary... +2
User avatar #106 - darkoblivion (06/06/2015) [-]
when i was working at ups i feel like when i made an effort to acknowledge anything marked as fragile and treat it accordingly i was to to just toss it on the belt and not worry about it. I alway made sure n that laptops and tvs and such were handled carefully though. No way I'm going to fuck up someone's electronics when i would flip shit over it myself.
User avatar #109 - Underground (06/06/2015) [-]
Well thank god for you sir. If people stopped to think about others more often this world would be a much better place.

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User avatar #182 - wrinklynewt (06/29/2015) [-]
stomach issues still?
User avatar #179 - SansCIA (11/20/2014) [-]
hello
User avatar #180 to #179 - Underground (11/21/2014) [-]
hiya~
#174 - venomousvalentine (09/10/2014) [-]
I don't know how I got here. But I guess I'm here.
User avatar #175 to #174 - Underground (09/11/2014) [-]
Welcome to my parlor said to spider to the fly.
User avatar #176 to #175 - venomousvalentine (09/11/2014) [-]
That sounds so familiar. Is it from a poem or something?
User avatar #177 to #176 - Underground (09/11/2014) [-]
It is from a poem, it is also from a furry porn comic by Gunmouth. :3
User avatar #178 to #177 - venomousvalentine (09/11/2014) [-]
I have not seen the furry porn comic. And I'm not sure I want to.
But hello.
#165 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** > Not going to get on anymore

xyz I highly don't believe you
User avatar #166 to #165 - Underground (05/13/2014) [-]
How dare you sir! jk

There was a period between like '10 and '13 where I wasn't on at all. I actually just really started getting on again.
#167 to #166 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Tits or gtfo
#168 to #167 - Underground (05/13/2014) [-]
Seeing as I've been here longer I fail to see where you have the authority to demand such a thing sir.
#169 to #168 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** It's a written rule, sir.
User avatar #170 to #169 - Underground (05/13/2014) [-]
Ah yes, except this isn't /b/.
#171 to #170 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** k then stop replying to me
#172 to #171 - replying (05/13/2014) [-]
but i cant stop
but i cant stop
#173 to #172 - Orc (05/13/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** i luv u 2 bby ;)
User avatar #146 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
its SNU btw
User avatar #147 to #146 - Underground (04/28/2014) [-]
Ohhaaiii, whats up?
User avatar #148 to #147 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
Oh just on youtube mostly, but I'm looking through the posts too. I didn't think you were online much anymore, but I just so happen to see your comments, so I thought I'd say something. I'm sure you noticed my first account got banned lol
User avatar #149 to #148 - Underground (04/28/2014) [-]
lol ya I was wondering about that. Na I've been kinda active lately, I log on and mostly look at pics and what not when I'm not on 4chan.
User avatar #150 to #149 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
loool 4chan. I used to go there all the time. I only really go to /co/ every once in a while now. I'll just go to 420chan or look for stuff on youtube nowadays.
User avatar #151 to #150 - Underground (04/28/2014) [-]
My gf and I frequent /ck/ and /fit/, I go on /b/. I also hang around /x/ when the mood strikes me. Sadly my internet isn't good enough to really handle YouTube lol.
User avatar #152 to #151 - heatmon (04/28/2014) [-]
oh my god I know that pain so bad. My old computer used to have horribly slow internet, and would never be able to play videos at all, it was awful. Yeah, /x/ is pretty good. When I do get on it, I'll browse /co/, /out/, /fit/, and sometimes /pol/. I only ever browse /b/ for porn So who's the new gf??
User avatar #153 to #152 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Ya my internet is baaad yo. I'm hoping to get it bumped up soon so I can start surfing music on YouTube and playing Minecraft again.

Her name is Kara, we met sometime in September. Shes awesome and I'm crazy about her. We're meeting in 36 days unless I die of nervousness before then lol.
User avatar #154 to #153 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
awesome. You still live in MS?
User avatar #155 to #154 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Na we actually moved back into where we left from originally lol. My mom and I moved back to LA and live with my dad again.
User avatar #156 to #155 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh cool, where in LA?
User avatar #157 to #156 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
St. Francisville. Its like an hour from Baton Rouge
User avatar #158 to #157 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Aw cool. I'm still in Vicksburg. So you quit your sculpting job or whatever?
User avatar #159 to #158 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Na I'm still sculpting, I draw a lot now too. Gf got me back into art, she went to art school and draws and what not so we draw together all the time.
User avatar #160 to #159 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Cool. I still can't draw lol. You should post them here again sometime.
User avatar #161 to #160 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
Meh I keep it contained to FurAffinity cause its all furry stuff lol
User avatar #162 to #161 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
Oh ok. I'll follow it if you post the link here.
User avatar #163 to #162 - Underground (04/29/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link

There's a couple new sculpts there too along with the drawings. :3
User avatar #164 to #163 - heatmon (04/29/2014) [-]
I like them!
#145 - Rascal (09/16/2012) [-]
Hi. Would you like some niger's?
#142 - Rascal (11/19/2011) [-]
You found your love on here really? The last person I talked to on here that had an internet relationship with someone on here pretty much hates the guys guts now but i'm glad it worked out for you. Also i'm really sorry no i'm really really really really sorry you are one of the 7 or 8 people on here that i have gotten the gender wrong which I again apologize for. Usually it's hard to tell what gender people are on here so again I am sorry. Also I admire your courage of being an openly gay person which would be hard to do. Especially since you are online where people can insult you from safely behind a computer screen which would suck.
User avatar #143 to #170 - Underground (11/21/2011) [-]
lol no need for all the apology's bro its all good. x3 People have many more reasons to insult me other than being a lesbian but you just have to learn how to deal with it. :3
#144 to #171 - Rascal (11/21/2011) [-]
Really I am sorry. I have an openly gay friend he is a nice guy. No one really teases anyone that's homosexual at my school which is a good thing.
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User avatar #130 - jacksdiner (02/18/2011) [-]
Have you got another account, called FaggotyFox?
User avatar #131 to #147 - Underground (02/23/2011) [-]
....yes. Thats my porn acc. x3
User avatar #132 to #148 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
So that Anon was right.
User avatar #133 to #149 - Underground (02/23/2011) [-]
Yeeeps. Filthy anon. >w>
User avatar #134 to #150 - jacksdiner (02/23/2011) [-]
Indeed.
User avatar #129 - luakazuki (01/15/2011) [-]
Don't leave ussss D=
User avatar #122 - Spiriterra (10/29/2010) [-]
o-o
User avatar #125 to #141 - Underground (10/29/2010) [-]
Happy anniversary love :3
User avatar #126 to #142 - Spiriterra (10/29/2010) [-]
Happeh anniversary to you too :3
User avatar #127 to #143 - Underground (10/29/2010) [-]
*rubs around and murrs* ^w^
User avatar #128 to #144 - Spiriterra (10/29/2010) [-]
*rubrub* ^w^
#121 - katielady **User deleted account** (10/13/2010) [-]
Roseee!!
I know you don't get on much anymore D:
But I still wanna talk to you
O>O ANNND DAVID OOO:
lol and Jade
I miss you guysss <3
User avatar #120 - TheJCaesar (08/14/2010) [-]
Hiya Rose! miss ya xP
User avatar #118 - Ulmer (08/08/2010) [-]
..........furry?
User avatar #119 to #135 - Underground (08/09/2010) [-]
Perhaps..
#117 - RyuHyabusa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#114 - Rascal (05/23/2010) [-]
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User avatar #115 to #117 - Underground (05/24/2010) [-]
lolwtf...
#113 - Purpleguy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #108 - IHaveArrived (04/16/2010) [-]
its May i made a new account
User avatar #110 to #111 - Underground (04/17/2010) [-]
I thought that name sounded kinda familiar. x3
User avatar #111 to #113 - IHaveArrived (04/17/2010) [-]
lol ya cuz i ay it everytime i enter the rooms lol
#107 - Rascal (04/16/2010) [-]
Paste this into 3 profiles and press ALT. A magical ****** named Jigga Boo will come and give you a million watermelons!
User avatar #109 to #110 - Underground (04/17/2010) [-]
Normally I delete spam but I just couldn't bring myself to remove this one. I mean we're all big kids here we should know if you do things like this nothings gonna happen. At least I HOPE we know this... -_-
#112 to #112 - Rascal (04/17/2010) [-]
MAGICAL ****** !!!!!!!!
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