Upload
Login or register

Umbranaught

Last status update:
-
Date Signed Up:10/28/2010
Last Login:6/20/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 905 total,  1958 ,  1053
Comment Thumbs: 3219 total,  4060 ,  841
Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 89 Content: Srs Business → Level 90 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 29% (29/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:61
Content Views:84199
Total Comments Made:2939
FJ Points:4165

latest user's comments

#303 - My first gf told me about it and after she dumped me, I later … 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
#282 - Umbranaught. "Umbra", for darkness, shadows, space, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on Origin of your username 0
User avatar
#303 - Umbranaught (02/17/2015) [-]
My first gf told me about it and after she dumped me, I later found out about the nsfw section. This led to me posting nudes of myself and getting into a relationship with a woman who doesn't know what she wants and her cheating on me with her exbf and then some ugly mother fucker she met in college.

I stay because I enjoy the community, the nsfw, and occasionally typing away my feelings that I don't like to tell to the people close to me.
#2003 - Well this is the best pic of myself I could find, I'm all abou… 02/14/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here 0
#95 - a fellow fj2er. I would be fapping out my loneliness, yet I wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Happy Valentine's Day from... 0
#97 - xxdarkdanxx (02/14/2015) [-]
I wish you good luck, my fellow feminist

If it doesn't go as planned, we are always here for you
#697 - If he won't put effort in a relationship, he doesn't deserve a… 02/13/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here 0
#540 - So I posted nudes in **** a few years back, got nice comments … 02/13/2015 on Lonely on V-Day? Get in here +1
#5 - Greetings miss. How's life?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on pronpics's profile 0
User avatar
#6 - pronpics (01/17/2015) [-]
...good
#5 - I know buddy, I know. 01/16/2015 on Boner +48
#2 - I mean... It's generally considered to be just as bad to mock …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Boner +24
User avatar
#4 - barakakaka (01/16/2015) [-]
I know, i was just seeing all those "first" and "second" posts and wanted to vent somewhere.
#5 - Umbranaught (01/16/2015) [-]
I know buddy, I know.
#101 - I have, and googled many a picture, but what it based off of?…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2015 on NOT THE BEES! 0
#102 - buffygifs (01/08/2015) [-]
"The name "Lhurgoyf" doesn't mean anything… it was made up by the Ice Age team because it "sounded Scandinavian."
Card of the Day - Monday, October 21, 2002

archive.wizards.com/Magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtgcom/cotd/1002