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Date Signed Up:10/28/2010
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#88 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on Wouldn't we all. 0
#87 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on Wouldn't we all. 0
#852 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"** **Umb… 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
#851 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"** **Umbr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
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#852 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
#850 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Ranged Weapon*"** **Um…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
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#851 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sickle**
**Umbranaught rolls Javelin**
**Umbranaught rolls Quarterstaff**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
**Umbranaught rolls Unarme**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
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#852 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
#849 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Melee Weapon*"** **Umb…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
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#850 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Net**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Blowgun**
**Umbranaught rolls Heavy Crossbow**
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#851 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sickle**
**Umbranaught rolls Javelin**
**Umbranaught rolls Quarterstaff**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
**Umbranaught rolls Unarme**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
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#852 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
#848 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, DD Class*"** **Umbranaught rol…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
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#849 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
**Umbranaught rolls Lance**
**Umbranaught rolls Warhammer**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
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#850 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Net**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Blowgun**
**Umbranaught rolls Heavy Crossbow**
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#851 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sickle**
**Umbranaught rolls Javelin**
**Umbranaught rolls Quarterstaff**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
**Umbranaught rolls Unarme**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
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#852 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
#846 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, pokemon*"** **Umbranaught roll… 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
#845 - my bdy is rdy...  [+] (8 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
#854 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
Holy late reply, Batman!
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#855 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
Yah rly...
I haven't been on here in forever during my last relationship.
I got dumped :/
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#856 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
By that girl you met here?
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#857 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
'Fraid so. We had a good run though, it just wasn't meant to be.
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#858 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
I mean, you were MIA for quite a while so I'd say you had a good run.
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#859 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
Indeed. Now I'm back to lonely fappin. At least I have my own place now, though I might lose it if I can't find a roommate soon
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#860 - crutoncrazy (12/30/2014) [-]
Well damn, place a ton of ads man! Get someone in there, but enjoy the solo fapping before that.
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#861 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
I know I know, I've been trying really hard to find someone but I'm just not getting any good ones coming my way. D:
#75 - You can still PM them, just no posting publicly. 12/11/2014 on FJ rules 0
#182 - It works just fine for me, which browser are you using? You ma… 12/07/2014 on Apply vaseline to relieve... +2
#159 - A veritable font of masturbation oriented visual stimuli …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Apply vaseline to relieve... +13
#198 - jamesisnotreal (12/07/2014) [-]
ahh, 14 faves to 4 thumbs, stay fancy FJ
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#179 - ryuggu (12/07/2014) [-]
i cant load this site, you know what might be wrong?
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#182 - Umbranaught (12/07/2014) [-]
It works just fine for me, which browser are you using? You may want to check if there are blocked sites on your network like if you are at a school or similar place where they don't want people jacking it. Alternitavely you can just try googeling sankakucomplex or idolcomplex then search for what you desire. Pro tip: when searching, use the underscore instead of a space.
#151 - He's got his fiancee's as to grab, silly. I'm sure he is more … 12/05/2014 on Yes +2
#4060 - Comment deleted 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#4059 - **Umbranaught rolls 758,269,528**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
#4060 - Umbranaught has deleted their comment.
#4058 - **Umbranaught rolls 600,407,000**  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
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#4059 - Umbranaught (11/28/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught rolls 758,269,528**
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#4057 - **Umbranaught rolls 763,871,895**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
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#4058 - Umbranaught (11/28/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught rolls 600,407,000**
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#4059 - Umbranaught (11/28/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught rolls 758,269,528**
#4060 - Umbranaught has deleted their comment.
#102 - Perhaps that should be the first episode for your series. I'd … 11/22/2014 on 10 Neat Chemistry and... 0
#100 - I wonder what would happen if you inhaled both of those gases …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2014 on 10 Neat Chemistry and... 0
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#101 - imagnetsux (11/22/2014) [-]
the helium would probably come out first, then the sulfur hexafluoride, giving you a dramatic voice change in the middle. like mickey mouse suddenly becoming possessed.
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#102 - Umbranaught (11/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps that should be the first episode for your series. I'd watch that
#92 - Fun Fact: Inhaling sulphur hexafloride has the opposite effect…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on 10 Neat Chemistry and... 0
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#98 - imagnetsux (11/22/2014) [-]
I gotta get both and make an awesome animated series
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#100 - Umbranaught (11/22/2014) [-]
I wonder what would happen if you inhaled both of those gases at once...
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#101 - imagnetsux (11/22/2014) [-]
the helium would probably come out first, then the sulfur hexafluoride, giving you a dramatic voice change in the middle. like mickey mouse suddenly becoming possessed.
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#102 - Umbranaught (11/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps that should be the first episode for your series. I'd watch that
#194 - My Russian friend has eaten a few cards he didn't approve of 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering -1
#193 - In my experience, the most pro players don't give a **** about… 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering 0
#381 - Well, someone needs a hug. I bet you wake up covered in pussy … 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message 0
#241 - Whenever I get someones phone number I send them a text saying…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/16/2014 on Friendly Message +3
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#287 - lahel (11/16/2014) [-]
you seem like a huge neckbearded faggot. I suppose you dont get many girls numbers.
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#381 - Umbranaught (11/16/2014) [-]
Well, someone needs a hug. I bet you wake up covered in pussy everyday.
#34 - it's hard to find yours though. plus im bad at reddit :/  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2014 on thesexnurd's profile 0
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#35 - thesexnurd (11/17/2014) [-]
my username had to be spelled slightly differently cause someone already took my original one, but it's not hard just search for my slightly different spelled username in /r/gonewildaudio
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#848 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, DD Class*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Fighter (Ftr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Ranger (Rgr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Rogue (Rog)**
**Umbranaught rolls Paladin (Pal)**
**Umbranaught rolls Fighter (Ftr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Druid (Drd)**
#849 to #848 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
**Umbranaught rolls Lance**
**Umbranaught rolls Warhammer**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
#850 to #849 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Net**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Blowgun**
**Umbranaught rolls Heavy Crossbow**
#851 to #850 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sickle**
**Umbranaught rolls Javelin**
**Umbranaught rolls Quarterstaff**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
**Umbranaught rolls Unarme**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
#852 to #851 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
#846 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Ambipom**
**Umbranaught rolls Deino**
**Umbranaught rolls Clefable**
**Umbranaught rolls Drifloon**
**Umbranaught rolls Aerodactyl**
**Umbranaught rolls Ditto**
#833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
I miss you I miss you I miss you!!! D:
#834 to #833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Wow the girl below me makes me feel insecure about my boobs :c
#853 to #834 - Umbranaught (12/28/2014) [-]
Your boobs are great though.
#830 - dotachii (08/26/2012) [-]
hey bitch!   
   
miss me?   
   
i'm just under a D cup now :P
hey bitch!

miss me?

i'm just under a D cup now :P
#835 to #830 - thesexnurd (01/03/2013) [-]
lolol, not that i care, but i have DD's, lol just to be noted and documented on this page...no idea why
#836 to #835 - dotachii (01/06/2013) [-]
congrats i hope you feel special
#837 to #836 - thesexnurd (01/07/2013) [-]
lol, same to you, just bored
#806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 77** 49!
#827 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
*roll1* seven this **** is not ******* over yet
#828 to #827 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 7** seven! **** no space!!!!!!!
#829 to #828 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
Yes YES! PRAISE THE LORDAH! well i'mdone, bye bye
#831 to #829 - Umbranaught (09/03/2012) [-]
Lolz, finally. You deserved it.
#832 to #831 - GimmieTheCockies (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you! :P
#807 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 16** ****! I'm gonna spam your profile >:) ummmm 53
#808 to #807 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 70** 82, 54, 11, 92, 60, 64, 33, 23!!
#809 to #808 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 24** 12 92 74 92 37 29 02 03 81 64
#810 to #809 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 54** ****!!!! 13 28 37 44 50 62 73 89 91 00
#811 to #810 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 61** 81 93 47 29 03 86 38 29 95 84 67 57!!!!
#812 to #811 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 6** 7!!
#813 to #812 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 239,245,102** there will be two 3s!
#787 - randomrachel (07/28/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolls 51**
#786 - randomrachel (07/27/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Metapods **
Mah *****
#753 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
>Goes to your profile picture   
>See naked man   
>?????   
>**** it
>Goes to your profile picture
>See naked man
>?????
>**** it
#796 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Condoms ** I think I'll stay neutral >.>
#797 to #796 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7535892 at FJ Pony Thread **
Good, just like me than.
#799 to #797 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Girls these days ** lololololol
#800 to #799 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #596 at hot weather ** Better than 2
#801 to #800 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
#802 to #801 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Another NONONONO Cat ** that picture is very related
#803 to #802 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Chimp has good sex you know. ** Aye, but yours is of epic nature
#804 to #803 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7301162 at FJ Pony Thread ** yup, you're ******
#805 to #804 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Ceiling fan ** Slenderman is a pussy, I can take him easy
#798 to #797 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#774 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh lawdy, thats a terrible drawing XP
#775 to #774 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #90851 at Video Games Board **
I get ****
#776 to #775 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I also obtain feces :/
#777 to #776 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
#778 to #777 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at America **
#779 to #778 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7299441 at FJ Pony Thread ** lol, idefk
#780 to #779 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
welp, time to die. i rolled a pony... ><
#781 to #780 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7530966 at FJ Pony Thread ** I like pony
#782 to #781 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I like that picture you rolled :0
#783 to #782 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at How i play Games... ** everyone does
#784 to #783 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7246319 at FJ Pony Thread ** idk about everyone... :P
#785 to #784 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bigger on inside **
yes everyone
#788 to #785 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Seeing deleted comments ** Oh, I see...
#789 to #788 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at morbid for welders ** Finally you reply.
#790 to #789 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #61487 at Anime & Manga ** I've been a busy man as of late
#791 to #790 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #126906 at Brony/MLP Forum **
LIES!
#792 to #791 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7609351 at FJ Pony Thread ** It's truuuue though...
#793 to #792 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7359762 at FJ Pony Thread **
PONY!
scary pony
#794 to #793 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at my first boner xD ** That makes two ponies I've rolled
#795 to #794 - randomrachel
(07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7514286 at FJ Pony Thread **
Come to the pony side than.
#754 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/24/2012) [-]
My bad :0
#755 to #754 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
I don't mind cock in my face
#756 to #755 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
I used to post all the time
#757 to #756 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Put cock on my face.
Put cock on my face.
#758 to #757 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
But I has gf. It's for her face :3
#760 to #759 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Lol, I sorry.
#761 to #760 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Is k, I be gay.
Is k, I be gay.
#762 to #761 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, thats fine. Are you man?
#763 to #762 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Man, no.
Woman, yes.
#764 to #763 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, so you like the lady bits then. I got a bit confused from the cock in the face bit as I'm sure you can tell. :P
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