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Umbranaught

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Date Signed Up:10/28/2010
Last Login:5/28/2015
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Comment Ranking:#13491
Highest Content Rank:#7433
Highest Comment Rank:#1680
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Content Level Progress: 80% (8/10)
Level 89 Content: Srs Business → Level 90 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 20% (20/100)
Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 232 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:61
Content Views:84188
Total Comments Made:2935
FJ Points:4156

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#445 - **Umbranaught used "*roll rpg name*"** **Umbranaught rolls Vire**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #450 - Umbranaught (12/21/2014) [-]
*roll rpg race*
Ooo, Vire is nice, I'm keeping that.
#171 - It's caps sensitive. Give it one more go buddy We believe…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Family Feud +2
User avatar #175 - trollofhalo (12/21/2014) [-]
**trollofhalo used "*roll Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**trollofhalo rolls Morningstar** Fo' Real
#230 - If you'd like to simulate the experience of bleeding out, dona… 12/18/2014 on Spoopy fears comp part 5 0
#85 - king 12/18/2014 on meme done right 0
#51 - He didn't even sort them by color or size. What a casual. 12/18/2014 on Life 0
#64 - ******* camp  [+] (2 new replies) 12/18/2014 on meme done right +1
#78 - donekilledyou (12/18/2014) [-]
Fucking
#85 - Umbranaught (12/18/2014) [-]
king
#63 - I met my ex in the **** section of our beloved FJ. And … 12/18/2014 on meme done right 0
#167 - He's checking his privilege and he's checking it twice.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on its a sword, its not meant... 0
User avatar #172 - rickastleylynched (12/18/2014) [-]
He's gonna find out who's cishet and nice
#44 - It took me awhile to figure out this was two events in one gif. 12/15/2014 on He's not fucking around... +1
#37 - Upon closer inspection of her booty bits, one can ASSertain ev… 12/15/2014 on To-do list +2
#36 - Some snow is so ******* powedery and soft you can feel … 12/15/2014 on To-do list +16
#42 - When you suck and shes still nuttin'. What have I done... 12/15/2014 on This explains everything +1
#95 - I think he was telling the truth. I told my ex that all the ti… 12/15/2014 on Around the Internet PART 37 +2
#90 - It's his duty to protect you from your own insecurities.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Around the Internet PART 37 +4
User avatar #94 - danniegurl (12/15/2014) [-]
I mean he said he liked the way they looked before I said I thought they looked gross.
User avatar #95 - Umbranaught (12/15/2014) [-]
I think he was telling the truth. I told my ex that all the time and she was still insecure. Sometimes we just can't convince the ladies their junk is amazing, but damn it we never waiver from our vaginal beliefs! boners never lie if they do, then you've taken too much viagra and should consult your physician
#53 - As a man with long hair, I can attest to this. Bitch, I'… 12/15/2014 on Long Hair +2
#44 - 2chan4me 12/15/2014 on GET IN THE CAGE 0
#30 - Why not? I bet you love it here, don't you? You're like a grum…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on Every dog has its day. +1
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (12/15/2014) [-]
lol
#27 - So pack your bags and leave FJ then  [+] (3 new replies) 12/15/2014 on Every dog has its day. +2
User avatar #29 - satanisrealgod (12/15/2014) [-]
Nah
User avatar #30 - Umbranaught (12/15/2014) [-]
Why not? I bet you love it here, don't you? You're like a grumpy old man who just says edgy shit to get attention. All you need is a hug brah.
User avatar #31 - satanisrealgod (12/15/2014) [-]
lol
#71 - Yes, this is the correct terminology. I've done plenty of &quo… 12/15/2014 on USB hub 0
#56 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2014 on just let him RIP +12
#84 - luluwho (12/15/2014) [-]
#168 - I would imagine it would be very close to pizza dough, but muc… 12/14/2014 on (untitled) +1
#88 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on Wouldn't we all. 0
#87 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on Wouldn't we all. 0
#852 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"** **Umb… 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
#851 - **Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"** **Umbr…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Umbranaught's profile 0
User avatar #852 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**

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[ 843 comments ]
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User avatar #848 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, DD Class*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Fighter (Ftr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Ranger (Rgr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Rogue (Rog)**
**Umbranaught rolls Paladin (Pal)**
**Umbranaught rolls Fighter (Ftr)**
**Umbranaught rolls Druid (Drd)**
User avatar #849 to #848 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
**Umbranaught rolls Lance**
**Umbranaught rolls Warhammer**
**Umbranaught rolls Battleaxe**
**Umbranaught rolls Glaive**
User avatar #850 to #849 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Martial Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Net**
**Umbranaught rolls Longbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Blowgun**
**Umbranaught rolls Heavy Crossbow**
User avatar #851 to #850 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Melee Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sickle**
**Umbranaught rolls Javelin**
**Umbranaught rolls Quarterstaff**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
**Umbranaught rolls Unarme**
**Umbranaught rolls Club**
User avatar #852 to #851 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, Simple Ranged Weapon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Shortbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
**Umbranaught rolls Light Crossbow**
**Umbranaught rolls Sling**
User avatar #846 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
**Umbranaught used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**Umbranaught rolls Ambipom**
**Umbranaught rolls Deino**
**Umbranaught rolls Clefable**
**Umbranaught rolls Drifloon**
**Umbranaught rolls Aerodactyl**
**Umbranaught rolls Ditto**
User avatar #833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
I miss you I miss you I miss you!!! D:
User avatar #834 to #833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Wow the girl below me makes me feel insecure about my boobs :c
User avatar #853 to #834 - Umbranaught (12/28/2014) [-]
Your boobs are great though.
#830 - dotachii (08/26/2012) [-]
hey bitch!   
   
miss me?   
   
i'm just under a D cup now :P
hey bitch!

miss me?

i'm just under a D cup now :P
User avatar #835 to #830 - thesexnurd (01/03/2013) [-]
lolol, not that i care, but i have DD's, lol just to be noted and documented on this page...no idea why
User avatar #836 to #835 - dotachii (01/06/2013) [-]
congrats i hope you feel special
User avatar #837 to #836 - thesexnurd (01/07/2013) [-]
lol, same to you, just bored
#806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 77** 49!
#827 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
*roll1* seven this **** is not ******* over yet
#828 to #827 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 7** seven! **** no space!!!!!!!
User avatar #829 to #828 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
Yes YES! PRAISE THE LORDAH! well i'mdone, bye bye
User avatar #831 to #829 - Umbranaught (09/03/2012) [-]
Lolz, finally. You deserved it.
User avatar #832 to #831 - GimmieTheCockies (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you! :P
#807 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 16** **** ! I'm gonna spam your profile >:) ummmm 53
#808 to #807 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 70** 82, 54, 11, 92, 60, 64, 33, 23!!
#809 to #808 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 24** 12 92 74 92 37 29 02 03 81 64
#810 to #809 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 54** **** !!!! 13 28 37 44 50 62 73 89 91 00
#811 to #810 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 61** 81 93 47 29 03 86 38 29 95 84 67 57!!!!
#812 to #811 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 6** 7!!
#813 to #812 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 239,245,102** there will be two 3s!
User avatar #787 - randomrachel (07/28/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolls 51**
#786 - randomrachel (07/27/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Metapods **
Mah *****
#753 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
>Goes to your profile picture   
>See naked man   
>?????   
>			****		 it
>Goes to your profile picture
>See naked man
>?????
> **** it
#796 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Condoms ** I think I'll stay neutral >.>
#797 to #796 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7535892 at FJ Pony Thread **
Good, just like me than.
#799 to #797 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Girls these days ** lololololol
#800 to #799 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #596 at hot weather ** Better than 2
#801 to #800 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
#802 to #801 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Another NONONONO Cat ** that picture is very related
#803 to #802 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Chimp has good sex you know. ** Aye, but yours is of epic nature
#804 to #803 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7301162 at FJ Pony Thread ** yup, you're ******
#805 to #804 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Ceiling fan ** Slenderman is a pussy, I can take him easy
User avatar #798 to #797 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #774 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh lawdy, thats a terrible drawing XP
#775 to #774 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #90851 at Video Games Board **
I get ****
User avatar #776 to #775 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I also obtain feces :/
#777 to #776 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
#778 to #777 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at America **
#779 to #778 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7299441 at FJ Pony Thread ** lol, idefk
User avatar #780 to #779 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
welp, time to die. i rolled a pony... ><
#781 to #780 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7530966 at FJ Pony Thread ** I like pony
User avatar #782 to #781 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I like that picture you rolled :0
#783 to #782 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at How i play Games... ** everyone does
#784 to #783 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7246319 at FJ Pony Thread ** idk about everyone... :P
#785 to #784 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bigger on inside **
yes everyone
#788 to #785 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Seeing deleted comments ** Oh, I see...
#789 to #788 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at morbid for welders ** Finally you reply.
#790 to #789 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #61487 at Anime & Manga ** I've been a busy man as of late
#791 to #790 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #126906 at Brony/MLP Forum **
LIES!
#792 to #791 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7609351 at FJ Pony Thread ** It's truuuue though...
#793 to #792 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7359762 at FJ Pony Thread **
PONY!
scary pony
#794 to #793 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at my first boner xD ** That makes two ponies I've rolled
#795 to #794 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7514286 at FJ Pony Thread **
Come to the pony side than.
User avatar #754 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/24/2012) [-]
My bad :0
User avatar #755 to #754 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
I don't mind cock in my face
User avatar #756 to #755 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
I used to post all the time
#757 to #756 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Put cock on my face.
Put cock on my face.
User avatar #758 to #757 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
But I has gf. It's for her face :3
User avatar #760 to #759 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Lol, I sorry.
#761 to #760 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Is k, I be gay.
Is k, I be gay.
User avatar #762 to #761 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, thats fine. Are you man?
#763 to #762 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Man, no.
Woman, yes.
User avatar #764 to #763 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, so you like the lady bits then. I got a bit confused from the cock in the face bit as I'm sure you can tell. :P
#746 - crutoncrazy ONLINE (06/01/2012) [-]
Tsh u ar sexi let me tuch u
User avatar #845 to #746 - Umbranaught (12/13/2014) [-]
my bdy is rdy...
#854 to #845 - crutoncrazy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Holy late reply, Batman!
User avatar #855 to #854 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
Yah rly...
I haven't been on here in forever during my last relationship.
I got dumped :/
User avatar #856 to #855 - crutoncrazy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
By that girl you met here?
User avatar #857 to #856 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
'Fraid so. We had a good run though, it just wasn't meant to be.
User avatar #858 to #857 - crutoncrazy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
I mean, you were MIA for quite a while so I'd say you had a good run.
User avatar #859 to #858 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
Indeed. Now I'm back to lonely fappin. At least I have my own place now, though I might lose it if I can't find a roommate soon
User avatar #860 to #859 - crutoncrazy ONLINE (12/30/2014) [-]
Well damn, place a ton of ads man! Get someone in there, but enjoy the solo fapping before that.
User avatar #861 to #860 - Umbranaught (12/30/2014) [-]
I know I know, I've been trying really hard to find someone but I'm just not getting any good ones coming my way. D:
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User avatar #743 to #767 - Umbranaught (04/24/2012) [-]
O rly? Might I ask what about it makes you enjoy it so much? :3


Also. I dunno what La Kesh is >.>
#744 to #768 - callmebabydoll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#745 to #769 - Umbranaught (04/28/2012) [-]
Hehe, I'm glad you like it. I certainly do :P   
So you know Mayan? or just that bit? :0
Hehe, I'm glad you like it. I certainly do :P
So you know Mayan? or just that bit? :0
User avatar #715 - GimmieTheCockies (04/03/2012) [-]
hey.
Hey.
Hey!
HEY!
Text me I miss you! :C
#707 - callmebabydoll **User deleted account** Comment deleted by Umbranaught [-]
User avatar #708 to #726 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
lol, as long as you dont post the gay porns on my page it should be fine >.>
though i take it you dont wanna be friends.
#712 to #727 - callmebabydoll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #713 to #731 - Umbranaught (04/03/2012) [-]
Yay! Racism! XD
#702 - dotachii (03/23/2012) [-]
we never talk anymore :( i've been so busy so i thought i would say hi on here :3   
   
   
gif not related just funny :3
we never talk anymore :( i've been so busy so i thought i would say hi on here :3


gif not related just funny :3
User avatar #736 to #721 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
Yay! Can't wait ^_~
User avatar #737 to #759 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
lol awkward up here reply xD
User avatar #738 to #760 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I ran out of space and had to begin anew.
User avatar #739 to #761 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
xD woooowwww
User avatar #740 to #764 - Umbranaught (04/13/2012) [-]
Wut? Prollum?
User avatar #741 to #765 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
god i hate that bastardization of the word "problem"
User avatar #703 to #721 - Umbranaught (03/28/2012) [-]
I know, I've been off a bunch lately :/
It might be better if you kik'd me though ;3
User avatar #704 to #722 - dotachii (03/28/2012) [-]
kik'd?
User avatar #705 to #723 - Umbranaught (03/28/2012) [-]
kik? the phone app?
User avatar #706 to #724 - dotachii (03/28/2012) [-]
xD i dont have a smart phone, wait a while i will soon
User avatar #709 to #725 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
mkai ^^
User avatar #710 to #728 - dotachii (03/31/2012) [-]
ask again in about 100 days when i get an upgrade
User avatar #711 to #729 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
yes maam
User avatar #714 to #730 - dotachii (04/03/2012) [-]
hows you been?
User avatar #716 to #733 - Umbranaught (04/04/2012) [-]
meh, just living a bit is all. you?
User avatar #717 to #735 - dotachii (04/04/2012) [-]
good and bad time, i had my lover over the past few nights, she made me sore xD
User avatar #718 to #736 - Umbranaught (04/05/2012) [-]
lol, I wouldn't call it bad necessarily :P
User avatar #727 to #737 - dotachii (04/06/2012) [-]
it was fun
User avatar #728 to #746 - Umbranaught (04/06/2012) [-]
I bet, I want some of that :0
User avatar #729 to #747 - dotachii (04/06/2012) [-]
no pics :/ sorry
User avatar #730 to #748 - Umbranaught (04/06/2012) [-]
I figured :P
User avatar #731 to #749 - dotachii (04/07/2012) [-]
she has a pink Mohawk and you know what i look like so if that helps

User avatar #732 to #750 - Umbranaught (04/08/2012) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #733 to #751 - dotachii (04/08/2012) [-]
xD oh guess what :D



to late, my boobs are growing again >:D
User avatar #734 to #752 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
More fapping!!!!!
Gonna have to show me sometime >.>
User avatar #735 to #753 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
will do, they look like a C cup now ;3
User avatar #699 to #717 - Umbranaught (03/14/2012) [-]
Well, that's a strange weapon... >.>
#686 - thewiseturd (02/10/2012) [-]
Here's my profile picture: As you requested it.
Here's my profile picture: As you requested it.
User avatar #687 to #705 - Umbranaught (02/12/2012) [-]
YAY!!! thank you vury much. :D
User avatar #681 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
video gusta
User avatar #682 to #700 - Umbranaught (02/10/2012) [-]
request?
since you were first on the scene :p
User avatar #683 to #701 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
hehe, i dunnooo... could you moan? :3
User avatar #684 to #702 - Umbranaught (02/10/2012) [-]
Hmm, I can try... I'm a quiet person, also shy with my voice and my cam doesn't pick up sound well. But I will try.
User avatar #685 to #703 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
thaaaanks ~w~ cant wait X3
User avatar #679 - GimmieTheCockies (01/31/2012) [-]
Text me when you get a chance, i got a new phone and lost your number! D: I missssss yooou!
User avatar #680 to #698 - Umbranaught (02/01/2012) [-]
Yes Ma'am.
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