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Date Signed Up:10/28/2010
Last Login:8/01/2014
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#219 - My Tae Kwon Do instructor looked very similar to him. 04/11/2012 on When i am dead -1
#738 - Yeah, I ran out of space and had to begin anew.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
User avatar #739 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
xD woooowwww
User avatar #740 - Umbranaught (04/13/2012) [-]
Wut? Prollum?
User avatar #741 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
god i hate that bastardization of the word "problem"
#736 - Yay! Can't wait ^_~  [+] (5 new replies) 04/09/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
User avatar #737 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
lol awkward up here reply xD
User avatar #738 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I ran out of space and had to begin anew.
User avatar #739 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
xD woooowwww
User avatar #740 - Umbranaught (04/13/2012) [-]
Wut? Prollum?
User avatar #741 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
god i hate that bastardization of the word "problem"
#178 - He's right you know. 04/09/2012 on want to go to hell ? +28
#261 - Awesome .gif 04/09/2012 on oh god!! 0
#3 - You don't belong here, get the **** out and take … 04/09/2012 on choosejesus's profile 0
#538 - Never have kids. 04/09/2012 on Porn Facts. 0
#734 - More fapping!!!!! Gonna have to show me sometime >.>  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
User avatar #735 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
will do, they look like a C cup now ;3
#732 - fapfapfapfapfap  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
User avatar #733 - dotachii (04/08/2012) [-]
xD oh guess what :D



to late, my boobs are growing again >:D
User avatar #734 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
More fapping!!!!!
Gonna have to show me sometime >.>
User avatar #735 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
will do, they look like a C cup now ;3
#730 - I figured :P  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
User avatar #731 - dotachii (04/07/2012) [-]
she has a pink Mohawk and you know what i look like so if that helps

User avatar #732 - Umbranaught (04/08/2012) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #733 - dotachii (04/08/2012) [-]
xD oh guess what :D



to late, my boobs are growing again >:D
User avatar #734 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
More fapping!!!!!
Gonna have to show me sometime >.>
User avatar #735 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
will do, they look like a C cup now ;3
#57 - Gotta clean it out good first, then it's a whole new vagina! :D 04/06/2012 on willy +3
#79 - I know this feel! 04/06/2012 on weird -1
#85 - Then who was bigger? >.>  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2012 on B and N +1
#98 - miggo has deleted their comment.
#97 - anonymous (04/06/2012) [-]
I hate to use this "meme" but it seemed so appropriate to use it now.
#728 - I bet, I want some of that :0  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
User avatar #729 - dotachii (04/06/2012) [-]
no pics :/ sorry
User avatar #730 - Umbranaught (04/06/2012) [-]
I figured :P
User avatar #731 - dotachii (04/07/2012) [-]
she has a pink Mohawk and you know what i look like so if that helps

User avatar #732 - Umbranaught (04/08/2012) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #733 - dotachii (04/08/2012) [-]
xD oh guess what :D



to late, my boobs are growing again >:D
User avatar #734 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
More fapping!!!!!
Gonna have to show me sometime >.>
User avatar #735 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
will do, they look like a C cup now ;3
#1 - Yay! 04/06/2012 on Atheism Time +1
#146 - My friend paces up and down the street dressed in black talkin… 04/06/2012 on true 0
#83 - Fire scars are the nastiest kind of scar 04/06/2012 on Hot +3
#264 - There is, but it is rarely used. OP spelled it wrong. It's a D… 04/06/2012 on We all wondered... 0
#22 - **Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at… 04/06/2012 on 4chan 0
#150 - I'd love a sammich 04/05/2012 on Oh you Sillies! -6
#85 - Not in 'Merica...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2012 on 100 bucks worth of lucky... 0
User avatar #200 - stukka (04/06/2012) [-]
Oh right.
#285 - **Umbranaught rolls 8,296** Suffer this! 04/05/2012 on Gorilla warfare 0
#159 - **Umbranaught rolls 4,582** Double dub dub, Dirty Dan in the tub. 04/05/2012 on Fo' shizzle 0
#726 - Tee hee, I find that strangely cute :P And thank you for s… 04/05/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
#722 - We should share our collections >.>  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2012 on Umbranaught's profile 0
#723 - hweepuffles (04/05/2012) [-]
Maybe... ^_^
#724 - Umbranaught (04/05/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
This image was flagged 1384187068
Why maybe? :0
#725 - hweepuffles (04/05/2012) [-]
It was just a tease :p
Here's my last one for you today :D
#726 - Umbranaught (04/05/2012) [-]
Tee hee, I find that strangely cute :P
And thank you for sharing :D
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User avatar #833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
I miss you I miss you I miss you!!! D:
User avatar #834 to #833 - GimmieTheCockies (09/23/2012) [-]
Wow the girl below me makes me feel insecure about my boobs :c
#830 - dotachii (08/26/2012) [-]
hey bitch!   
   
miss me?   
   
i'm just under a D cup now :P
hey bitch!

miss me?

i'm just under a D cup now :P
User avatar #835 to #830 - thesexnurd (01/03/2013) [-]
lolol, not that i care, but i have DD's, lol just to be noted and documented on this page...no idea why
User avatar #836 to #835 - dotachii (01/06/2013) [-]
congrats i hope you feel special
User avatar #837 to #836 - thesexnurd (01/07/2013) [-]
lol, same to you, just bored
#806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 77** 49!
#827 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
*roll1* seven this **** is not ******* over yet
#828 to #827 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 7** seven! **** no space!!!!!!!
User avatar #829 to #828 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
Yes YES! PRAISE THE LORDAH! well i'mdone, bye bye
User avatar #831 to #829 - Umbranaught (09/03/2012) [-]
Lolz, finally. You deserved it.
User avatar #832 to #831 - GimmieTheCockies (09/05/2012) [-]
Thank you! :P
#807 to #806 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 16** **** ! I'm gonna spam your profile >:) ummmm 53
#808 to #807 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 70** 82, 54, 11, 92, 60, 64, 33, 23!!
#809 to #808 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 24** 12 92 74 92 37 29 02 03 81 64
#810 to #809 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 54** **** !!!! 13 28 37 44 50 62 73 89 91 00
#811 to #810 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 61** 81 93 47 29 03 86 38 29 95 84 67 57!!!!
#812 to #811 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 6** 7!!
#813 to #812 - GimmieTheCockies (08/07/2012) [-]
**GimmieTheCockies rolls 239,245,102** there will be two 3s!
User avatar #787 - randomrachel (07/28/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolls 51**
#786 - randomrachel (07/27/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #152 at Metapods **
Mah *****
#753 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
>Goes to your profile picture   
>See naked man   
>?????   
>						****					 it
>Goes to your profile picture
>See naked man
>?????
> **** it
#796 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Condoms ** I think I'll stay neutral >.>
#797 to #796 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7535892 at FJ Pony Thread **
Good, just like me than.
#799 to #797 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #240 at Girls these days ** lololololol
#800 to #799 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #596 at hot weather ** Better than 2
#801 to #800 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7586319 at FJ Pony Thread ** You shush! We must never speak of this again
#802 to #801 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #171 at Another NONONONO Cat ** that picture is very related
#803 to #802 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at Chimp has good sex you know. ** Aye, but yours is of epic nature
#804 to #803 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7301162 at FJ Pony Thread ** yup, you're ******
#805 to #804 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at Ceiling fan ** Slenderman is a pussy, I can take him easy
User avatar #798 to #797 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
User avatar #774 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh lawdy, thats a terrible drawing XP
#775 to #774 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #90851 at Video Games Board **
I get ****
User avatar #776 to #775 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I also obtain feces :/
#777 to #776 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at It's True ** forgot to roll ><
#778 to #777 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at America **
#779 to #778 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7299441 at FJ Pony Thread ** lol, idefk
User avatar #780 to #779 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
welp, time to die. i rolled a pony... ><
#781 to #780 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7530966 at FJ Pony Thread ** I like pony
User avatar #782 to #781 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
I like that picture you rolled :0
#783 to #782 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at How i play Games... ** everyone does
#784 to #783 - Umbranaught (07/26/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7246319 at FJ Pony Thread ** idk about everyone... :P
#785 to #784 - randomrachel (07/26/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at Bigger on inside **
yes everyone
#788 to #785 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Seeing deleted comments ** Oh, I see...
#789 to #788 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at morbid for welders ** Finally you reply.
#790 to #789 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #61487 at Anime & Manga ** I've been a busy man as of late
#791 to #790 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #126906 at Brony/MLP Forum **
LIES!
#792 to #791 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #7609351 at FJ Pony Thread ** It's truuuue though...
#793 to #792 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7359762 at FJ Pony Thread **
PONY!
scary pony
#794 to #793 - Umbranaught (07/31/2012) [-]
**Umbranaught rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at my first boner xD ** That makes two ponies I've rolled
#795 to #794 - randomrachel (07/31/2012) [-]
**randomrachel rolled a random image posted in comment #7514286 at FJ Pony Thread **
Come to the pony side than.
User avatar #754 to #753 - Umbranaught (07/24/2012) [-]
My bad :0
User avatar #755 to #754 - randomrachel (07/24/2012) [-]
I don't mind cock in my face
User avatar #756 to #755 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
I used to post all the time
#757 to #756 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Put cock on my face.
Put cock on my face.
User avatar #758 to #757 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
But I has gf. It's for her face :3
User avatar #760 to #759 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Lol, I sorry.
#761 to #760 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Is k, I be gay.
Is k, I be gay.
User avatar #762 to #761 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, thats fine. Are you man?
#763 to #762 - randomrachel (07/25/2012) [-]
Man, no.
Woman, yes.
User avatar #764 to #763 - Umbranaught (07/25/2012) [-]
Ah, so you like the lady bits then. I got a bit confused from the cock in the face bit as I'm sure you can tell. :P
#746 - crutoncrazy (06/01/2012) [-]
Tsh u ar sexi let me tuch u
#742 - callmebabydoll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #743 to #767 - Umbranaught (04/24/2012) [-]
O rly? Might I ask what about it makes you enjoy it so much? :3


Also. I dunno what La Kesh is >.>
#744 to #768 - callmebabydoll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#745 to #769 - Umbranaught (04/28/2012) [-]
Hehe, I'm glad you like it. I certainly do :P   
So you know Mayan? or just that bit? :0
Hehe, I'm glad you like it. I certainly do :P
So you know Mayan? or just that bit? :0
User avatar #715 - GimmieTheCockies (04/03/2012) [-]
hey.
Hey.
Hey!
HEY!
Text me I miss you! :C
#707 - callmebabydoll **User deleted account** Comment deleted by Umbranaught [-]
User avatar #708 to #726 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
lol, as long as you dont post the gay porns on my page it should be fine >.>
though i take it you dont wanna be friends.
#712 to #727 - callmebabydoll **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #713 to #731 - Umbranaught (04/03/2012) [-]
Yay! Racism! XD
#702 - dotachii (03/23/2012) [-]
we never talk anymore :( i've been so busy so i thought i would say hi on here :3   
   
   
gif not related just funny :3
we never talk anymore :( i've been so busy so i thought i would say hi on here :3


gif not related just funny :3
User avatar #736 to #721 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
Yay! Can't wait ^_~
User avatar #737 to #759 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
lol awkward up here reply xD
User avatar #738 to #760 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
Yeah, I ran out of space and had to begin anew.
User avatar #739 to #761 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
xD woooowwww
User avatar #740 to #764 - Umbranaught (04/13/2012) [-]
Wut? Prollum?
User avatar #741 to #765 - dotachii (04/13/2012) [-]
god i hate that bastardization of the word "problem"
User avatar #703 to #721 - Umbranaught (03/28/2012) [-]
I know, I've been off a bunch lately :/
It might be better if you kik'd me though ;3
User avatar #704 to #722 - dotachii (03/28/2012) [-]
kik'd?
User avatar #705 to #723 - Umbranaught (03/28/2012) [-]
kik? the phone app?
User avatar #706 to #724 - dotachii (03/28/2012) [-]
xD i dont have a smart phone, wait a while i will soon
User avatar #709 to #725 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
mkai ^^
User avatar #710 to #728 - dotachii (03/31/2012) [-]
ask again in about 100 days when i get an upgrade
User avatar #711 to #729 - Umbranaught (03/31/2012) [-]
yes maam
User avatar #714 to #730 - dotachii (04/03/2012) [-]
hows you been?
User avatar #716 to #733 - Umbranaught (04/04/2012) [-]
meh, just living a bit is all. you?
User avatar #717 to #735 - dotachii (04/04/2012) [-]
good and bad time, i had my lover over the past few nights, she made me sore xD
User avatar #718 to #736 - Umbranaught (04/05/2012) [-]
lol, I wouldn't call it bad necessarily :P
User avatar #727 to #737 - dotachii (04/06/2012) [-]
it was fun
User avatar #728 to #746 - Umbranaught (04/06/2012) [-]
I bet, I want some of that :0
User avatar #729 to #747 - dotachii (04/06/2012) [-]
no pics :/ sorry
User avatar #730 to #748 - Umbranaught (04/06/2012) [-]
I figured :P
User avatar #731 to #749 - dotachii (04/07/2012) [-]
she has a pink Mohawk and you know what i look like so if that helps

User avatar #732 to #750 - Umbranaught (04/08/2012) [-]
fapfapfapfapfap
User avatar #733 to #751 - dotachii (04/08/2012) [-]
xD oh guess what :D



to late, my boobs are growing again >:D
User avatar #734 to #752 - Umbranaught (04/09/2012) [-]
More fapping!!!!!
Gonna have to show me sometime >.>
User avatar #735 to #753 - dotachii (04/09/2012) [-]
will do, they look like a C cup now ;3
User avatar #699 to #717 - Umbranaught (03/14/2012) [-]
Well, that's a strange weapon... >.>
#686 - thewiseturd (02/10/2012) [-]
Here's my profile picture: As you requested it.
Here's my profile picture: As you requested it.
User avatar #687 to #705 - Umbranaught (02/12/2012) [-]
YAY!!! thank you vury much. :D
User avatar #681 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
video gusta
User avatar #682 to #700 - Umbranaught (02/10/2012) [-]
request?
since you were first on the scene :p
User avatar #683 to #701 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
hehe, i dunnooo... could you moan? :3
User avatar #684 to #702 - Umbranaught (02/10/2012) [-]
Hmm, I can try... I'm a quiet person, also shy with my voice and my cam doesn't pick up sound well. But I will try.
User avatar #685 to #703 - sweetheartthewolf (02/10/2012) [-]
thaaaanks ~w~ cant wait X3
User avatar #679 - GimmieTheCockies (01/31/2012) [-]
Text me when you get a chance, i got a new phone and lost your number! D: I missssss yooou!
User avatar #680 to #698 - Umbranaught (02/01/2012) [-]
Yes Ma'am.
#673 - hereiampancakes (01/02/2012) [-]
Your newest video is fantastic, just thought you should know. My boyfriend is going to be happy with how horny I am tonight because of you.
User avatar #674 to #692 - Umbranaught (01/02/2012) [-]
Hehe, awesome ^^
Always like to help out ;3
#662 - kurokoda (12/29/2011) [-]
loooove your vids
loooove your vids
User avatar #663 to #676 - Umbranaught (12/29/2011) [-]
I'm glad you do, should check out my profile pics as well if you haven't already ^_~
User avatar #664 to #677 - kurokoda (12/29/2011) [-]
surely i will ^_^
User avatar #665 to #678 - Umbranaught (12/30/2011) [-]
Get to see them? :0
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