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#62 - Drink spinach 09/10/2014 on Milk 0
#36 - He's the avatar though, who uses all 4 elements, it probably i…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/22/2014 on if avatar was more brutal +4
User avatar #99 - cfeuer (08/22/2014) [-]
Hes also in the avatar state with power that is supposed to be unchangeable by anybody period.

if earthbending masters had this power, then aang would have needed to be able to level that entire canyon to attack the firelord there
#48 - frostbeard (08/22/2014) [-]
Not as clear as snow, but from here I judged he used element of fire and/or element of air to make and throw rock shards - that is what i chose to believe
User avatar #54 - dbBlues (08/22/2014) [-]
Fair guess just from this gif. But what actually happened is Aang was cornered by Ozai and went into the avatar state. Then made a fire ring + air sphere because bending fire and air can be done almost anywhere and then pulled massive boulders from the ground and compressed them into those tiny rocks you see floating around him. And then just pulled some water from the lake/sea/ocean.
If you watch the whole episode, you'd see he uses maybe one or two mixed element techniques.
Also, it may show air and fire in the background of the gif, but that's just the air sphere and fire ring rotating around him. I don't think it was used for the technique.
Lastly, those don't look like fire or air bending movements.
User avatar #64 - unikornking (08/22/2014) [-]
No earthbending can send those tiny grains of earth that fast and make it explode like that
#52 - frostbeard (08/22/2014) [-]
Here's also exhibit A I forgot to post like I forget and miss everything else...
#225 - legitimately (08/22/2014) [-]
And this is Xzibit B
#771 - **UlquiorraCifer rolls 101,976,094** and here we go, lowest roll 07/11/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#5225 - It was a ways in there but there was a second one further 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5207 - **UlquiorraCifer rolls 8,925**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Train, Game 0
#5225 - UlquiorraCifer (07/06/2014) [-]
It was a ways in there but there was a second one further
#22 - Yeah, it's martin perscheid and the wiki entry even says resem…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Some assembly required 0
User avatar #23 - thepandaking (06/20/2014) [-]
oh I thought you were reassuring me that it was actually Larson.
#20 - Came back to this and get a second look at the name because i …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Some assembly required 0
User avatar #21 - thepandaking (06/20/2014) [-]
all I see is 'perscheid' or whatever is on the right, is that what you meant?
User avatar #22 - UlquiorraCifer (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah, it's martin perscheid and the wiki entry even says resembles Gary Larson
User avatar #23 - thepandaking (06/20/2014) [-]
oh I thought you were reassuring me that it was actually Larson.
#133 - One of the largest cases for GMOs was the golden rice that was… 06/09/2014 on Chemical Ingredient X 0
#3331 - **UlquiorraCifer rolled image ** i got pulled in 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#390 - Most of those aren't "strong like a man", they're de… 06/05/2014 on Strong Female Characters 0

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User avatar #18 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
do tell what your issue is
#17 - UlquiorraCifer (10/24/2013) [-]
**UlquiorraCifer rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at I always did **
User avatar #16 - UlquiorraCifer (04/04/2012) [-]
**UlquiorraCifer rolls 1**
User avatar #15 - VexedSpartan (03/03/2012) [-]
I see we meet again Ulquiorra.
User avatar #14 - UlquiorraCifer (02/22/2012) [-]
*roll image*
#13 - kakariko (02/19/2012) [-]
Oh dear lord I ******* love your nickname
Ulquiorra Cifer the most badass Espada
His 2nd release is epic in over 9000 ways >_>
User avatar #12 - UlquiorraCifer (02/07/2012) [-]
*roll gif*
#11 - UlquiorraCifer (02/07/2012) [-]
**UlquiorraCifer rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Smashing **
User avatar #5 to #4 - UlquiorraCifer (03/25/2011) [-]
he still is the most badass of the eranchars
#6 to #5 - KiraLives (03/25/2011) [-]
Yup, he was the one that I would've been afraid to fight if I were Ichigo
User avatar #7 to #6 - UlquiorraCifer (03/25/2011) [-]
yeah, lanza del relampago and cero oscuras
#8 to #7 - KiraLives (03/25/2011) [-]
That second release is awesome..

I cap too much manga >_>
User avatar #9 to #8 - UlquiorraCifer (03/25/2011) [-]
awesomest part of both the manga and the anime is segunda etapa
the manga is fun to cap
#10 to #9 - KiraLives (03/25/2011) [-]
Indeed it is
I cap manga all the time :P too much probably >.>
User avatar #1 - GaryMotherfckinOak (09/19/2010) [-]
Ulquiorra is tied with Starrk as my favorite Espada, he's cool.
User avatar #2 to #1 - UlquiorraCifer (09/19/2010) [-]
yeah instead of a sword he has pistols, shooting 1000 ceros at one time
User avatar #3 to #2 - GaryMotherfckinOak (09/19/2010) [-]
Yeah that, and I liked his and lilynette's backstory and personalities.
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