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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/07/2009
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 11811 total,  12683 ,  872
Comment Thumbs: 4276 total,  5192 ,  916
Content Level Progress: 61.4% (307/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:16
Content Views:43000
Times Content Favorited:1294 times
Total Comments Made:1137
FJ Points:1836
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Meh. What's there to say? I made my own avatar and I post funny stuff.

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    Dying Wish Dying Wish
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    Cock lobster Cock lobster
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    Knife Games Knife Games
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    So I was at the mall today So I was at the mall today
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    Tentacle Woes Tentacle Woes
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    HEY YOU HEY YOU
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    1000 Years of War 1000 Years of War
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    Sparta Sparta

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#7 - cool, I don't play lol so i don't know a lot of the meta. My …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Holy fucking burn 0
User avatar #8 - tigerbladedn (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, if you do pick it up, it's pretty fun, but the community is a huge turn-off.
If you want to play, i'd probably suggest playing with a friend, or at least learning basic mechanics.
#5 - someone mind explaining?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Holy fucking burn 0
User avatar #6 - tigerbladedn (09/13/2014) [-]
Yasuo bought stattik shiv, 2500 gold item.
Usually you get it after a while, and not as late as 18 minutes.
Sion attempts to politely tell yasuo to go fuck himself for being trash, like the toxic cesspool of a community that league is.
Sion is saying that you need all that stuff to polish metal and whatnot, like bronze and whatever. Bronze is worst rank scrub tier.

dont quote me on any of this, but
tl;dr
yas is trash
#10 - bleachcraze (10/12/2014) [-]
I know shyv is core on yasuo but I prefer getting trinity force am I doing better or worse in my item purchases
User avatar #11 - tigerbladedn (10/14/2014) [-]
The cost is a bit high, and you don't need trinity on yasuo since he doesnt use mana, making some of sheen's stats a bit useless.
Stattik shiv has move spd, attack speed, crit chance, and the unique is nice, too. You can buy stattik and sell it later to buy something else. If you want to add me, I'm tigerbladedn. I'm not the best, but I can try to help.
#9 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
The yas in this image is trash. Yasuo the champion is not
User avatar #7 - TwoHalves (09/13/2014) [-]
cool, I don't play lol so i don't know a lot of the meta. My friends do, though, and they all swear by it.
User avatar #8 - tigerbladedn (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, if you do pick it up, it's pretty fun, but the community is a huge turn-off.
If you want to play, i'd probably suggest playing with a friend, or at least learning basic mechanics.
#30 - Do NOT get the Bloody Mess perk. It's fun at first, but after… 08/26/2014 on What's behind that door? +5
#124 - I'll give a nice, toasty green thumb to whoever can give me th…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Failed revenge +2
#254 - jejejoja (08/25/2014) [-]
#512 - I've been on FJ for years. I've got a nice pile of OC from wh… 08/17/2014 on Need mods for my imageboard 0
#48 - Okay, the .gif was loading slowly so when they were introducin… 08/07/2014 on Probably would watch 0
#47 - Could someone kindly link me, please?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on My reaction the A New Dawn 0
User avatar #57 - dawggz (07/23/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzHrjOMfHPY

Fuck you, I am not kind.
#40 - what's all this about steam team colors? 06/23/2014 on Fuck green 0
#3 - >Playing online >Hunting down a bounty on the map … 02/10/2014 on How +11
#91 - Take your time. Quality over quantity. 01/21/2014 on Happy Ever.. +1
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User avatar #30 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
Huh
User avatar #31 to #145 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
this is kinda cool
User avatar #32 to #146 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
I gUeSs
User avatar #33 to #147 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
kinda unnecessary though.
#29 - TwoHalves (09/17/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolled a random image**
#24 - narkyelite **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 - TwoHalves (07/15/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 67**

How do you roll again...
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User avatar #19 to #132 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 312**
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**TwoHalves rolls 987**
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**TwoHalves rolls 3,697**
User avatar #16 - anonmuncher (07/08/2011) [-]
could you start making comics again? ^^; you are one of my favourites on the site, i love your stuff!
User avatar #25 to #130 - TwoHalves (09/06/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 0,734**
User avatar #26 to #139 - anonmuncher (09/08/2011) [-]
You rolled on my comment on your profile? O_o
User avatar #27 to #140 - TwoHalves (09/08/2011) [-]
mistake.
#17 to #130 - TwoHalves (07/08/2011) [-]
When I think of something funny, I'll put something up.

I have an idea for one, and this friday I'm planning on posting it.

Sorry I'm not a regular!
User avatar #13 - instalation (04/23/2011) [-]
I am sorry that I have dissapointed you. Our partnership may have been obsolete. Before we part, may you reveal to me what I have done?
User avatar #14 to #127 - TwoHalves (04/23/2011) [-]
mass pm's are annoying. I'm unfriending everyone who sends me one linking to a comment they made or their new post.
User avatar #15 to #128 - instalation (04/23/2011) [-]
Sorry, I didn't think my first time doing it would result in that.
User avatar #12 - HabboConArtist (08/26/2010) [-]
Hey! You posted a comment in my wall that is like 1 year old, ive never been in this account for years, so hi :D
User avatar #11 - ienjoyrofling (08/22/2010) [-]
You sir.... your awesome. Just saying. :D
User avatar #9 - leku (08/13/2010) [-]
Love the comics, dude. Keep em comin. =D
User avatar #10 to #122 - TwoHalves (08/16/2010) [-]
Sorry! I only post them when I think of something funny, so they pop us sporadically. When I make a new one, it will be late on a friday.
User avatar #7 - StevenOnComics (08/09/2010) [-]
HI
User avatar #8 to #120 - TwoHalves (08/09/2010) [-]
sup!
User avatar #6 - HOLY FUCK (08/09/2010) [-]
of cake?
User avatar #2 - Pedobear Sr (05/30/2010) [-]
Hey TwoHalves do you know what happened to Hentaifan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - TwoHalves (05/30/2010) [-]
He abandoned his profile cuz he ain't doin' pronz no mo'.
He's ChronicM now. Bonus points if you guess what his name is a refrence to!
User avatar #4 to #3 - hentiagrl (07/10/2010) [-]
chronic*fap*

XD
User avatar #5 to #117 - TwoHalves (07/23/2010) [-]
Lol. Yeah. It took me a minute to figure it out. =P
User avatar #1 - IceBearJudgesYou (05/10/2010) [-]
Comment #1
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