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TwoHalves

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:11/07/2009
Last Login:3/01/2015
Location:USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#20056
Highest Content Rank:#352
Highest Comment Rank:#653
Content Thumbs: 11811 total,  12683 ,  872
Comment Thumbs: 4292 total,  5210 ,  918
Content Level Progress: 61.4% (307/500)
Level 211 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 241 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:16
Content Views:43156
Times Content Favorited:1294 times
Total Comments Made:1147
FJ Points:1849
Favorite Tags: are (2) | tags (2) | there (2) | You (2)
Meh. What's there to say? I made my own avatar and I post funny stuff.

Funny Pictures

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    Uploaded: 09/25/10
    Dying Wish Dying Wish
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    Comments: 300
    Favorites: 436
    Uploaded: 08/08/10
    Cock lobster Cock lobster
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    Comments: 386
    Favorites: 2
    Uploaded: 06/03/10
    Knife Games Knife Games
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    Comments: 35
    Favorites: 96
    Uploaded: 12/18/12
    So I was at the mall today So I was at the mall today
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    Comments: 117
    Favorites: 126
    Uploaded: 08/09/10
    Tentacle Woes Tentacle Woes
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    Comments: 22456
    Favorites: 67
    Uploaded: 05/08/10
    HEY YOU HEY YOU
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YouTube Videos

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    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 05/09/10
    1000 Years of War 1000 Years of War

Funny Gifs

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    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 05/12/10
    Sparta Sparta

latest user's comments

#342 - Damn, I feel old. 22 hours ago on Name color strawpoll in... 0
#38 - It's a good thing they're dragging their feet on a new season … 02/26/2015 on Random Anime Facts Part 8 -1
#25 - What is "PhotoBash"? Google isn't giving an answer.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Muh art 0
User avatar #42 - nexuiz (02/27/2015) [-]
Essentially it is when you take a collection of photos and you "mash" them together to create a whole new image. It's a common practice used by concept artists because it conserves time.
#11 - You know, I've always wanted to play D&D, but I've never h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on One Long D&D Greentext 0
User avatar #13 - loctos (02/23/2015) [-]
If you don't mind playing online, FJ has a Skype group to associate with other players and find games, or you could check at your local comic book/card game shops.
#38 - Apparently, the reviews for Heroes and Generals is atrocious. 02/04/2015 on FREE GAMES MUH NIGGU 0
#36 - the grind gets obscene around tier 4  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on FREE GAMES MUH NIGGU 0
User avatar #43 - dieabolical (02/05/2015) [-]
I agree with that. I'm currently tier 4 Russian tanks and planes. takes a good 50 or so matches to unlock the next vehicle. But if it was easy everyone would be at tier 5 and have nothing more to unlock.
#62 - Does anyone else honestly hate having to kill everyone in a ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on A new light on our favorite... 0
#201 - alphagex (02/04/2015) [-]
were is the fun if you don't kill videos games of course
User avatar #154 - heartlessrobot (02/04/2015) [-]
I liked the Illusion skill tree for just such that, problem is, it stops working entirely past level 50.
#147 - wilfredfanforever (02/04/2015) [-]
Ever played Dishonored? Great game where you can go the entire way without killing so much as a rat, or if you want to you can slaughter anyone you want. It's great.
#89 - Don't bother watching it for the plot or (god forbid) the voic… 02/03/2015 on R.I.P. Monty Oum 0
#21 - You are getting unnecessarily upset about something that is no…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Now THIS is KSP podracing +9
User avatar #22 - satanisrealgod (12/29/2014) [-]
I think it is. Because now everyone is trying to be a geek but they're just faggots
#7 - cool, I don't play lol so i don't know a lot of the meta. My …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Holy fucking burn 0
User avatar #8 - tigerbladedn (09/13/2014) [-]
Well, if you do pick it up, it's pretty fun, but the community is a huge turn-off.
If you want to play, i'd probably suggest playing with a friend, or at least learning basic mechanics.

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User avatar #30 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
Huh
User avatar #31 to #145 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
this is kinda cool
User avatar #32 to #146 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
I gUeSs
User avatar #33 to #147 - TwoHalves (09/22/2011) [-]
kinda unnecessary though.
#29 - TwoHalves (09/17/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolled a random image**
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User avatar #18 - TwoHalves (07/15/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 67**

How do you roll again...
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User avatar #19 to #132 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 312**
User avatar #20 to #133 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 987**
User avatar #21 to #134 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 774**
User avatar #22 to #135 - TwoHalves (08/10/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 3,697**
User avatar #16 - anonmuncher (07/08/2011) [-]
could you start making comics again? ^^; you are one of my favourites on the site, i love your stuff!
User avatar #25 to #130 - TwoHalves (09/06/2011) [-]
**TwoHalves rolls 0,734**
User avatar #26 to #139 - anonmuncher (09/08/2011) [-]
You rolled on my comment on your profile? O_o
User avatar #27 to #140 - TwoHalves (09/08/2011) [-]
mistake.
#17 to #130 - TwoHalves (07/08/2011) [-]
When I think of something funny, I'll put something up.

I have an idea for one, and this friday I'm planning on posting it.

Sorry I'm not a regular!
User avatar #13 - instalation ONLINE (04/23/2011) [-]
I am sorry that I have dissapointed you. Our partnership may have been obsolete. Before we part, may you reveal to me what I have done?
User avatar #14 to #127 - TwoHalves (04/23/2011) [-]
mass pm's are annoying. I'm unfriending everyone who sends me one linking to a comment they made or their new post.
User avatar #15 to #128 - instalation ONLINE (04/23/2011) [-]
Sorry, I didn't think my first time doing it would result in that.
User avatar #12 - HabboConArtist (08/26/2010) [-]
Hey! You posted a comment in my wall that is like 1 year old, ive never been in this account for years, so hi :D
User avatar #11 - ienjoyrofling (08/22/2010) [-]
You sir.... your awesome. Just saying. :D
User avatar #9 - leku (08/13/2010) [-]
Love the comics, dude. Keep em comin. =D
User avatar #10 to #122 - TwoHalves (08/16/2010) [-]
Sorry! I only post them when I think of something funny, so they pop us sporadically. When I make a new one, it will be late on a friday.
User avatar #7 - StevenOnComics (08/09/2010) [-]
HI
User avatar #8 to #120 - TwoHalves (08/09/2010) [-]
sup!
User avatar #6 - HOLY FUCK (08/09/2010) [-]
of cake?
User avatar #2 - Pedobear Sr (05/30/2010) [-]
Hey TwoHalves do you know what happened to Hentaifan?
User avatar #3 to #2 - TwoHalves (05/30/2010) [-]
He abandoned his profile cuz he ain't doin' pronz no mo'.
He's ChronicM now. Bonus points if you guess what his name is a refrence to!
User avatar #4 to #3 - hentiagrl (07/10/2010) [-]
chronic*fap*

XD
User avatar #5 to #117 - TwoHalves (07/23/2010) [-]
Lol. Yeah. It took me a minute to figure it out. =P
User avatar #1 - IceBearJudgesYou (05/10/2010) [-]
Comment #1
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