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Twizel

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Gender: female
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:12/27/2008
Last Login:11/05/2015
Location:Eurodisney
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Total Comments Made:590
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Favorite Tags: alice in wonderl (2)
i'm evil. leave me alone :P

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#11 - Picture 03/11/2013 on Great Day 0
#40 - Picture 03/11/2013 on Avatar feels -1
#20 - Picture 03/06/2013 on Fuck Sleep 0
#241 - Bad human! 03/05/2013 on Catbath +1
#22 - Picture 02/28/2013 on Skrillex - GOAT Edition 10... 0
#77 - Bless this invention and may all woman do this daily. 02/28/2013 on Bonerific Invention +5
#4 - Picture 02/21/2013 on someone agrees +6
#3 - A quest!! to find virgin dutch milk maids for pie!  [+] (6 new replies) 02/10/2013 on every fucking cooking show +86
#66 - greenthegunstar (02/11/2013) [-]
>Be stranded in the Netherlands
>Starving, no food in sight
>Pass out from starvation
>Wake up in a bed with a man looking over me
>"You were lying out in the middle of nowhere, son. Thought you were dead."
>Explain my situation to him. He agrees to give me food and shelter
>At dinner, I met his daughter
>She was so beautiful, almost stuttered as I introduced myself
>Despite that, she gave me the most beautiful of smiles
>I knew right then and there, that I had to win her heart
>Decide to work on the farm to repay their kindness
>Spend the next six months milking cows alongside farmer's daughter
>One day, her father dies
>She cries in my arms
>I wipe away her tears, discreetly storing them in a small jar
>"Please don't leave me" she says
>"Don't worry. We'll be together forever."
>Days after the funeral, we make hot, passionate love
>Her moaning is like music to my ears
>We're close to coming
>"Say my name." she moans
>"Say my name!"
>"MOONCHILD!"
oh god what have i done?
#11 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
the side quest to make a good meal takes longer than all of main story...
#10 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
...can we rape them to make them cry?
#22 - jtdoggs has deleted their comment.
#54 - anon (02/11/2013) [-]
Stick it in her pooper?
#4 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
So you are basically making shepards pie, but with milk maids instead of shepherds.
#2 - Fuu. I've lived in Spokane Washington and the Netherlands.… 01/23/2013 on cannot unsee 0
#72 - I googled it... that was a mistake..... 01/17/2013 on Fuck you little vampires 0