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User avatar #7 - supername (05/11/2015) [-]
you must be a dick
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#15 - That's right, Harry. You name your son after that teacher you …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Harry Potter +16
#23 - anonmynous (04/30/2015) [-]
I think he did it because Snape was kind of actually the true hero of the entire series.
User avatar #24 - imakejewburgers (04/30/2015) [-]
Snape was a complete and utter ass that gets off way too easily with fans. The simple fact of the matter is that his only redeeming quality that set him above most of the other high level Death Eaters is that he was capable of love. Everyone points out that he betrayed Voldemort and helped Harry like it actually makes him a good person. He did that because, and only because, Lily died in Voldemort's first attempt to kill Harry. Had Lily survived, Snape would have been as happy as a pig in shit to go on murdering and torturing along with the rest of the Death Eaters.
#25 - anonmynous (04/30/2015) [-]
Yes, that's called a character arc. Remorse and grief over Lily's death changed him. In the first book he saved Harry's life, still an ass. In the third book he saved Harry's life, still an ass. In the fifth book he saved Harry's life, still an ass. But he was only ever the asshole that he had to be because Harry couldn't know he was on the good side because he never learned occlumency. He was just playing the long con on Voldermort for the entire series.
User avatar #29 - imakejewburgers (04/30/2015) [-]
The fact that he was working for the good guys and against the bad guys does not make him a good guy. He wasn't helping Harry and Dumbledore because he thought it was the right thing to do. He was doing it solely because Lily was killed by Voldemort and he was involved. That's it. Beginning and end of his reasoning. He wasn't pretending to be an asshole, he was an asshole. That's what people refuse to acknowledge. He loved Lily, but that was the only good thing about him. He didn't care about any of the other horrible things Voldemort and the Death Eaters did. He didn't feel remorse for any of the horrible things he himself did except for his involvement in Lily's death. He was a bad guy fighting on the good guys side. That doesn't make him a hero or stop him from being a selfish asshole.
#43 - kanedam (04/30/2015) [-]
i didnt read or see hp

but: if someone does the right thing, does it really matter out of which motivation they did it?
if he saved someone just because he was into a chick does that make him less a hero than if he saved someone because he wants to save someone?
User avatar #45 - imakejewburgers (04/30/2015) [-]
Of course it does, are you stupid? Motivation doesn't affect the outcome, but it does change the status of the person acting.
#46 - kanedam (04/30/2015) [-]
i'm not 100% sure that you can state that so easily.

the world isnt black and white.
User avatar #35 - isradam (04/30/2015) [-]
Tru dat.
He was made headmaster for a while. Everyone hated him MORE while he was. No one fucking told him to be so much of a dick.
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User avatar #1704 - darkoblivion (02/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #1705 to #1704 - Twigspeaker (02/24/2015) [-]
Hiya man, it's good to hear from you.
User avatar #1706 to #1705 - darkoblivion (02/25/2015) [-]
I'm basically on hear everyday, i just tend to forget that i have friends i actually talk to from time to time
User avatar #1707 to #1706 - Twigspeaker (02/25/2015) [-]
Hah, one of the benefits of that is it's unlikely to get tired of them!
User avatar #1708 to #1707 - darkoblivion (02/25/2015) [-]
so how've you been?
User avatar #1709 to #1708 - Twigspeaker (02/25/2015) [-]
Pretty good. Not much has changed for me in a long while.
How about you, you been doing alright?
User avatar #1710 to #1709 - darkoblivion (02/25/2015) [-]
need to look for work as usual
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - Twigspeaker (02/25/2015) [-]
Oh yes, I've been on a little bit of a job hunt, myself.
User avatar #1712 to #1711 - darkoblivion (02/25/2015) [-]
I hope you have better luck than me
#1700 - chillmrstalker (10/14/2014) [-]
I'm still here every now and then.
#1701 to #1700 - Twigspeaker (10/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, I'm here for a little while every day.
It's good to hear from you, even though it reminds me that I've seen you active on Steam and never bothered to say hello... I guess my only excuse is that I was gonna invite you to the Arma 2 group I'm in, but wanted to make my own guide to setting up all the mods and making sure the teamspeak works how it should ingame and all, even though those guides exist and it would be redundant.
#1702 to #1701 - chillmrstalker (10/15/2014) [-]
I'm not even too active on steam anymore really, been getting into some other games recently. Mostly whatever game my old army room-mate is playing, we got real tight during my AIT portion of training. Also I don't think i could get into arma II.   
Otherwise I think just dropping a message every blue moon is good enough, and if we ever get back into talking regularly well thats fine too.
I'm not even too active on steam anymore really, been getting into some other games recently. Mostly whatever game my old army room-mate is playing, we got real tight during my AIT portion of training. Also I don't think i could get into arma II.
Otherwise I think just dropping a message every blue moon is good enough, and if we ever get back into talking regularly well thats fine too.
User avatar #1697 - darkoblivion (07/04/2014) [-]
how goes life
User avatar #1698 to #1697 - Twigspeaker (07/04/2014) [-]
Pretty good, man. I'm (apparently) a well-liked member of an Arma 2 group, (where I'm apparently one of the oldest guys,) and I've been enjoying games more often than I used to.

Downside is that I'm a little annoyed at myself for not being productive with anything. I've still got a great script all ready and written down for Ahsociety 2, and yet I still haven't bothered working towards actually finishing it, instead watching Let's Plays, ****** cartoons, and an anime a friend recommended.

Yes, aside from the lack of productivity, aside from that, life goes well.

How about you, man, hows it going?
User avatar #1699 to #1698 - darkoblivion (07/05/2014) [-]
similar lack of production, graduated with my associates in general studies, have one on call job that's not calling and just got a second job at a restaurant washing dishes.

i also play games with a regular group of people via ps3 so gaming is my new hanging out albeit virtual.

finally have a plan to break the writers block on a story of mine but have o drive to write when i'm not writing.
User avatar #1690 - chillmrstalker (04/18/2014) [-]
how the heck did i not notice that the weird ahsoka content i didnt understand was from you!
User avatar #1691 to #1690 - Twigspeaker (04/18/2014) [-]
That's what the "CHRIIIIIISSSSSS!" in the description was for. I knew that would happen. It was cleverly disguised as a Wesker quote.
User avatar #1692 to #1691 - chillmrstalker (04/19/2014) [-]
love that fight btw, also i rarely ever read descriptions.
so... cam't wait for more of this
also just started watching the star wars clone wars show because i really liked the few episodes i watched on tv awhile ago and was bored. really love them clone episodes where it is just clones.
also how ya doing twigs? (sorry i havent been really talkative, just havent really had anything to say really :L , until now that is )
User avatar #1693 to #1692 - Twigspeaker (04/20/2014) [-]
The Clone Wars is like the first prequel trilogy related stuff I've really, really liked, and Ahsoka is totally my favorite StarWars character of all time now.

I really haven't been doing much besides play Arma 2 at this point. Apart from that, I've mostly just been lurking /v/ and downloading models for XNALara.
User avatar #1694 to #1693 - chillmrstalker (04/20/2014) [-]
not bad, not bad, been getting better and better at tf2 myself. almost ready to do a match with my buddies team, the paper bullet gang [pbg].
only place I lurk is reddits dnd board. was finally able to find a group of players in my hometown before I went to basic and have been playing with them regularly since I got back.
ahsoka is also so cute but lieutenant rex is my favorite out of everyone in the show. clone armour is based of mandalorian armour, and mandalorian armour is my favorite power armour of all time.
User avatar #1695 to #1694 - Twigspeaker (04/20/2014) [-]
Heh, well just wait until you get to see some actual Mandalorians by which I mean Deathwatch in action. They're pretty much the best thing ever.
User avatar #1671 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
Not much now, same as usual.

I had a good Christmas with my family, drove down to Oregon and had a relaxing New Years with my grandparents, was given a little red laptop and drove back to Idaho.

How about you, man? I hope you had a merry Christmas and a happy New Year.
User avatar #1673 to #1672 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
christmas and new years were pretty meh, but overall i'm good
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
So you can feel it as well, can't you? Christmas is losing its magic... Bad enough that Black Friday is slowly becoming Black Thursday, but now Christmas just doesn't feel all that special anymore.
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
christmas hasn't felt like christmas in years
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
Well... I... Uh...
A few years ago I had a really good Christmas.

...That was a few years ago, though. Hmm.
User avatar #1677 to #1676 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
i guess it's because at my age and mindset i can't even lie and say christmas isn't about getting things for the most art and for the lst two years my family hasn't even gotten together
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh... I guess I've got it pretty good, then...
Maaaannn! You deserve better!
User avatar #1679 to #1678 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
not really
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
You're pretty down on yourself. You alright?
User avatar #1681 to #1680 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
no, that's just how i am bro.
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
Well alright, then. I'm not one for unsolicited ego-boosting anyhow.
Written anything lately? I still kinda like the Luna story you sent me way back when.
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
not really, many ideas no work on them though
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
That's exactly what you said last time, if I remember correctly.
You said that your ideas are fluid and ever-changing... I hope you're at least writing down the descriptions of the ideas, because I've had a few that I like but didn't record, and I don't remember what they were.
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
they've stayed pretty consistent as of late
User avatar #1686 to #1685 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
That sounds like it's either a sign that you like them as they are or haven't thought about them as much lately.
User avatar #1688 to #1686 - darkoblivion (01/08/2014) [-]
i do like them but i can't decide which to work on
User avatar #1669 - chillmrstalker (01/02/2014) [-]
I believe i figured out the type of game i once bugged ya about was, but sadly to say i cant find the comments related to it to remind you. Anyways, i believe it was a school dating sim or something along the line because the game MAGICAL DIARY reminded me of those pics.
that is all :U
User avatar #1670 to #1669 - chillmrstalker (01/05/2014) [-]
also i recently got a folder from a friend labeled pony.
it has 28000 pictures in it.
i found the gif of bella bobbing her head going party hard right away.
i found that interesting
#1687 to #1670 - Twigspeaker (01/08/2014) [-]
George just lucky, I guess.
George just lucky, I guess.
User avatar #1662 to #1661 - Twigspeaker (12/17/2013) [-]
What can I do you for?
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - derpingthederps (12/17/2013) [-]
You can't do me for anything, lad,
How're you though?
User avatar #1664 to #1663 - Twigspeaker (12/17/2013) [-]
I'm good. Started watching Legend of Korra season 2 with my mom.
Haven't written anything in a long, long time though. Feels bad man.
Apart from that, I've just been getting into Arma II.

How about you, done anything fun lately?
User avatar #1665 to #1664 - derpingthederps (12/17/2013) [-]
Oh! Been having fun?
Write more then, you fool!

naah, not really, I've been lame, as always! Saving money and that's it!
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - Twigspeaker (12/17/2013) [-]
I've been having lots of fun. I was invited to join a good group and I managed to not be completely useless almost half of the time. [FFAAA] - Whimsy the Killer

I know I should write something new, and I know I'd enjoy it, but for some reason starting things has always been my kryptonite.

Is there anything in particular you've been saving your monies for?
User avatar #1667 to #1666 - derpingthederps (12/17/2013) [-]
Awesomes! Being not usless is uhm... great, Is dat what this video is about?

Then do it!Write now, dummo!

Yes! To visit my boyfriend!
User avatar #1668 to #1667 - Twigspeaker (12/17/2013) [-]
That video is of me getting accidentally executed just as I was heading out to do a mission.

I'll get around to writing something... Probably next year.

Man, seems like everybody has a boyfriend these days. Don't go depending on him too much, now! I'm sure he'd agree that we'd all be happier knowing you spent less time being "lame" and more time being cheery.
But then again, telling somebody to enjoy themselves even apart from the people they care about is kinda like telling them to breath. Seems a bit unnecessary.
...You know what, you can just ignore me when I start talking about relationships.
User avatar #1648 - uberderpyhooves (12/09/2013) [-]
Yourmothers here once again.

How are ya, Twig? c:
User avatar #1649 to #1648 - Twigspeaker (12/10/2013) [-]
Pretty good. Been mostly just playing video games and lurking /v/. Haven't done anything productive in a long, long time, but apart from that I've been happy.

What about yourself? Have you been up to anything interesting?
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - uberderpyhooves (12/10/2013) [-]

I've been real good. Got a boyfriend. Excelling at grades. Life couldn't be better c:
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - Twigspeaker (12/10/2013) [-]
Of course life could be better, but I'm glad it's good enough that you're satisfied.

Still a brony, eh? I've done a lot of babysitting this year, to the point where my niece sometimes breaks into tears when her parents get home and see me away. As you can imagine, I've seen my fair share of children's programming. Handy Manny is one of my favorites.
Anyways, I bring this up because a few months ago my niece asked to watch Friendship is Magic on Netflix, and having seen so many kids shows, I realized, "hey yeah, this show really is above average."
Of course, that was the first season... I doubt I even want to know what's going on past where I left off.

As for getting a boyfriend, I'm happy for you! Only advice I can offer as far as that is concerned is to never forget the friend part of boyfriend.
My parents were basically besties before they even made things romantic, and their relationship has never wavered. Romance can fade over time, but friendship is forever, or something. Er... not that I'm suggesting you have to marry your boyfriend eventually... Just saying I hope it isn't strictly "Dinner and a movie" stuff, or you two'll probably get tired of each other.

...Come to think of it, I can't remember if you ever told me your gender, but then again that doesn't really factor into anything I said, really. Whatever. You can be a guy, you can be a girl, you can be white text on a grey background.
User avatar #1652 to #1651 - uberderpyhooves (12/10/2013) [-]
Thanks Twig. He's a keeper. c:

I'm a guy ^~^
User avatar #1653 to #1652 - Twigspeaker (12/10/2013) [-]
Well then I guess I'm glad I'm not a conservative pot-bellied old man or something. What would I do then... Angrily play golf?

Thanks for not telling me I'm a weird crazy person for ranting about nothing because I'm no longer used to people talking to me.
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - uberderpyhooves (12/10/2013) [-]
Why would I think you are weird? :o
User avatar #1655 to #1654 - Twigspeaker (12/10/2013) [-]
Because I rant about nothing due to the fact that I'm no longer used to people talking to me.
User avatar #1656 to #1655 - uberderpyhooves (12/10/2013) [-]
Oh. Rant away! Doesn't make anything different. c:
User avatar #1657 to #1656 - Twigspeaker (12/10/2013) [-]
...I know it's probably an emoticon, but that c: thing you keep doing is giving me flashbacks to DOS.

C:\cd uber

User avatar #1658 to #1657 - uberderpyhooves (12/10/2013) [-]
Remember the X: drive?
User avatar #1659 to #1658 - Twigspeaker (12/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, that's while I store my X-Files The X files - Intro - Opening theme - Orginal HQ
User avatar #1645 - darkoblivion (09/06/2013) [-]
how goes life
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - Twigspeaker (09/06/2013) [-]
Pretty good... Apart from the complete lack of any progress on any and all creative endeavors.

Since school started up again, I've been babysitting my niece a lot once again.
Today is actually my older sister's birthday! She's 28! And this morning she gave me my very first ever cellphone, so I can keep in touch in case of emergencies! It's an LG, too! My favorite brand!

How about you, 'Bliv? Doing well, I hope!
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - darkoblivion (09/07/2013) [-]
yeah, I'm good. back to school and all that ******** . but on the bright side i now own a digital copy of one piece pirate warriors 2
User avatar #1631 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/27/2013) [-]
Why was it you liked Parvenu so much?
Yes, that is my question after all this time, also no picture because my power level is not high enough.
User avatar #1632 to #1631 - Twigspeaker (06/27/2013) [-]
I liked Parvenu because she was so different from everyone else. She was tactless and rude without being vulgar, she treated nobody else with respect while simultaneously expecting to be treated with respect, she could be hurtful with her words, but physically would never hurt a fly...

Before I wrote Parvenu, I had never once written a character to be a spoiled brat. I never thought myself capable, because that's just so completely alien to me. To you, it probably just appeared that I wrote a jerk character that I became attached to for no apparent reason, but to me, writing her made me figure out why a spoiled brat is spoiled, and why they think and act the way they do.

It's like the difference between seeing somebody fly and actually flying for yourself.

TL;DR, Parvenu was a type of character I'd never written before, and she was really fun to write.
User avatar #1633 to #1632 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/28/2013) [-]
So not that I've broken the ice after so long, how ya been doing twig?
I've been having adventures if ya'd like ta hear.
(also notice i'm typing with correct punctuation and spelling... at least to the best of my knowledge .-.)
User avatar #1634 to #1633 - Twigspeaker (06/28/2013) [-]
How have I been doing? To be perfectly frank, I've been defeated by my laziness once again. Without other people actively taking an interest in any project of mine, I just sit at my computer watching shows and playing video games. 'Bliv asked about my latest project a little while ago and I immediately made progress on it.

If I'm being perfectly honest, you were the reason I kept making Bella Bacon comics for as long as I did. I may have rarely liked any initial suggestions or ideas you gave, but you took an interest in the creation of it all, and that kept me moving forward.

I would absolutely love to hear about your adventures, don't be a stranger!

(Also, you forgot to capitalized the T in Twig. )
User avatar #1635 to #1634 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/28/2013) [-]
Aww, but my ideas were the best things ever! o3o (sarcasm level: poop)

Well, where to begin...

I have officially finished mandatory schooling, AKA, I graduated!

I joined up with the national guard, for 3 main reasons (and many minor ones). College funding, a nice little cash flow, and because both my parents were in the military and parts of their family, so I felt like continuing it.

One of my friends moved to Washington state recently, and while we waited for his train to arrive, we had to rush back to his house to get one of his suitcases that he forgot. Made it back within one minute of him leaving.

Living within an hour ride to the Mall of America, me and a different friend than the one mentioned above, we started going there an obscene amount for 2 weeks. We barely ever bought anything, or went to the INDOOR AMUSEMENT PARK! (so cool, even though they changed it to nickelodeon universe... camp snoopy it shall always be for me)

Going back to the national guard topic, my second drill (haven't gone to basic yet, but there is a program they have to get us ready for it called Recruitment Sustainment Program, R.S.P.) we went up to Camp Ripley. Living in Minnesota, you do not want to sleep out in metal shacks, with a crappy sleeping bag in March. There was still snow, and it rained the whole weekend. And together with all the training, we had to attend a ceremony which entailed us standing at attention for 2 hours outside... but it built character :U

I technically have also saved enough money to meet my goal for building my first computer. Though I feel like waiting until after my training to do it since I leave August 12th (forgot to mention that .-.)

And I think that's all my adventures.

After you read all that, and decide whether to comment on it or not, lets talk about the Bacon V.N.
But only after you consider all that other stuff, this we'll save for last because I feel it'll be a long one.
... much like that wall of text up there
limit :U
User avatar #1638 to #1635 - Twigspeaker (06/29/2013) [-]
Well I'd salute you and stuff but this is just text, and I'm too lazy to take a picture of me saluting you and uploading it attached to this message, so I'll just say "cool story bro" as non sarcastically as I can.

Would have replied earlier, but I spent all day helping my sister and her husband move into their new house a few blocks away.

My entire day can be summed up in one Youtube video.
iDOLM@STER G4U Vol 3 - Loading loadingu~
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/29/2013) [-]
Well thanks for saying that much.

So I guess now we could talk about candy-colored-ponies.
More specifically, your (and to an extent mine/Kids/Necro/Bliv's) ponies.

So besides the lack of motivation recently, how has your work on the VN been coming along?
By snooping around your comment section I saw our friend I.T.O (calling her that because not sure if ya changed or shortened it to Olivia or not) seems to still be apart of the series, but what about everyone else? Like Neckie (HA!, thought I was gonna ask about my own person didn't ya >)
Ok, also what about Chill? And Kid, Necro, EVERYONE! from the comics.

Are there gonna be any new characters you've stored away from our eyes to only finally be revealed? Like maybe a sibling for Bella!

Also, how have ya been with everyone else? I myself haven't really been in contact with Necro since he's only on here, and Kid and I have had little spouts of conversations the last few months.

Last thing... will you ever give me a high-rez shot of when neckie was speaking for the first time? It's really hard to decipher and i've actually tried quite a few times.
User avatar #1642 to #1639 - Twigspeaker (06/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, I want to address these points you brought up, but I was laughing even just think about making #1641 there, and then laughing the whole time making it. Blame my sense of humor.

I would love to talk about candy-colored ponies, and even the black-and-white edgy Original Character Do Not Steal ones. Ever since I started babysitting my niece, I've gotten to be MUCH more forgiving of the flaws of children's programming, and from an objective perspective, MLP: FIM is above-average quality... Or at least the first season is.

But yeah, anyway, actually Livi is Olivia Delta as a rebellious teenager. After the discovery of a multiverse, she basically went, "Well damn, I bet there's LOADS of Olivias!" and so she's been trying new things she wouldn't have normally in order to be 'special.' All plans to include her older, Interdimensional Traveler rival aren't currently solid, but they exist.

Neckie will be an important plot character... At least in her story.

Just about every character will probably get a "route" at some point.
Yes, even most of Marcel's class, (although perhaps not all individually, but rather as groups of friends, such as one group consisting of Emmy Lighthorn, Suki Ponyo, JC, and Ray Soccer, and another group containing Phil Stein and Hazard Harriet, with both groups featuring cameos by Parvenu Fussbudget.
I plan of talking to Kid about how his character would act after Bella's been gone for two years, and depending on his insight then he'd probably end up a loner or in the good group, the bad group, both, neither, or just a bit of either one.)

I don't actually plan on using anyone's OC for more than short cameos unless I talk with the creators about what to do and how much freedom I have.
There are bound to be a few interesting problems, such as not being able to use the redesigned Dark Oblivion unless I put in a lot of work to create at least six unique poses for him... And now that I think about it, I'm probably up to the task.

As for a sibling for Bella... The Visual Novel stars Rebella Bacon. Does she count?

I still haven't planned on using people's OCs much beyond cameos here and there, and since you just read that paragraph right there about how I wanted to talk to people before using their characters, that should tell you all you need to know about how in-touch I've been keeping.

I've exchanged dialogue with Necro, and since I'd been exposed to painkillers and antidepressants for a while, and because they've really helped, I've dropped my "drugs are the devil" stance, and can appreciate him properly now.

The last time Kid started a conversation with me, he was all like, "Holy **** , you still exist!"
Well yeah. I kinda do. I think I probably broke his heart a few too many times.

I may spin an expansive web across the internet, but naturally I have my blind spots, which apparently encompass pretty much everywhere everybody I know from FunnyJunk seems to hang out. Not to mention I keep to myself as always. Can't say much about anybody else. I wonder if anybody else who used to be a part of the Bella comics feels like The Last of the Mohicans or something.
Once, we were here.

Anyways, big plans and bigger problems with procrastination here.

...As for the last thing, I actually saved a txt file of everything Esby said while in her box. It's all here, perfectly legible and not purposefully edited to make sure you can only see little bits of it.
I reread it just now and it would probably give you feels. I mean, what do you expect a terrified girl trapped in a box to say?

Anyway, good on ya for joining the military in a defensive capacity. They probably wouldn't let me in since I'm a 5'7" >120lb twig of a dude.
User avatar #1644 to #1642 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/29/2013) [-]
Concerning my pony creations, I will give ya free reign of them to use however ya like. But of course, try to keep Chill and Marcel together, that is all i would ask.

Concerning Necro's past-time, only time I ever minded it was when he asked me to try it once. I said no and he said ok. And that is how Equestria was made :U

I totally didn't forget about Rebella Twig :U
Honest ta god I was just twisting your leg...

With the Bliv thing, I say go for it. Creating the poses could take a bit of work (or not, depending your creativity and work readiness at the time) but then you'd have them and be able to use him
Also ya need an OP character, there's always 1

5'7" >120lb huh... thought you were taller from the picture you showed me a looong time ago.
I'm 5'11" >170lb-ish and I also lost my hair. Still look good either way, but mah hair D:

If you remember Derpingthederps at all, me and him actually talk quite a lot still. We skype every now and then, which has actually led to me meeting his family. (he's British btw)

Kid is on steam a lot, playing Civ V and not much else. Probably spends his time doing something I have no idea about actually .-.

And also, if ya need anymore characters (heaven forbid with all the ones ya got already) i'm happy to oblige

And that's about it I think .-.
Tell me if I didn't touch a subject ya might have wanted me to.
#1641 to #1639 - Twigspeaker (06/29/2013) [-]

I actually put a lot of work into this joke just now. It was worth it. It looks sweet in HD.
User avatar #1643 to #1641 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/29/2013) [-]
Welp, I guess I should have actually tried a bit harder to figure out who was talking on the comic i went back to to remember blighty's name XD
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/29/2013) [-]
> is suppose to be >:,D but without the comma so it looked like a sinister face...
User avatar #1636 to #1635 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/28/2013) [-]
Also, will probably be in bed when ya read this. So don't worry about me not responding, i'm just sleeping :U
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - chillmrstalkertwo (06/29/2013) [-]
yeeeep, will totally be in bed when ya see this

whenever that'll be...
User avatar #1611 - krazy_kid286 (04/16/2013) [-]
Guess who is blue.
#1612 to #1611 - Twigspeaker (04/16/2013) [-]
That's nothing new, you're ALWAYS depressed. Cheer up, Krazy Kid 286!
#1594 - Twigspeaker (03/27/2013) [-]
Don't look now, but I may or may not be up to something... Hmm...
User avatar #1613 to #1594 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
i guessing this isn't happening anymore, is it?
#1614 to #1613 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
It could still happen. All I have to do is set up a few character sheets and I'll be set to go straight into writing.

My biggest obstacles are my laziness and VIDYA GAEMS.
User avatar #1615 to #1614 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
i know right. i've been playing skyrim all week
#1617 to #1615 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
Come to think of it, I really only need two other character sheets before I'm ready to at least begin writing what I was planning to, and one of them is already finished.

I got discouraged when I couldn't tweak the GUI by way of my usual reverse-engineering, and it still doesn't look the way I wanted.
User avatar #1618 to #1617 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
I just hope you manage to gets things close enough to your liking that you'll post something new
User avatar #1619 to #1618 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
Not sure I should settle for strive for more. Like I said, I couldn't get the interface to look the way I wanted. The nametag is a bit too far to the left, but that's easy to fix. The big black bar is the thing I'd tried to get rid of, and it'd be SO MUCH LESS WORK if I got it right before actually starting the writing.
User avatar #1620 to #1619 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
well do that then, get it set up right before you get to work
#1621 to #1620 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
...You know what? I should try!

I wish telling myself "JUST ******* DO IT" was even half as effective as talking to other people.
#1622 to #1621 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
i almost forgot about adult oliivia
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
Technically she's Teenage Olivia.
I'm gonna have a lot of fun with her. She's a bit playful.

The thing I liked best about this VN I've got planned is that every choice the player makes in canon. How is that possible with multiple choices? I'll leave it to your imagination for now, but the point is I get to have a lot of fun and not every ending needs to have some huge arc with a potent payoff.
User avatar #1625 to #1623 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
too bad you can't use the new bliv though
User avatar #1626 to #1625 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
**** i need to redesign mira too
User avatar #1624 to #1623 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
i believe in the multiverse man i don't need an explanation of how it works
User avatar #1627 to #1624 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
Hm. New Bliv seems a bit heavily customized, but if I had standard-sized transparent-backgrounded poses of him in
Normal, Surprised, Happy,
Sad, Thinking, and Angry
poses, I could use those.

And considering how much you changed Bliv, I'll be interested in what you do with Mira. Will she look more... artificial, somehow? Hmmm.
User avatar #1628 to #1627 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
different colors an no wings for mira, and considering the hubs ponymaker doesn't let you do poses an such i don't think i can help you there. and yes he is heavily customized.....
#1629 to #1628 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
I fixed the UI and then I found the developer left in a sample UI that looks fine and I could have just used that one, but now mine looks better for what I was trying to do, why did this take me three goddamn months.
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - darkoblivion (06/13/2013) [-]
because we don't talk that often so i can't inspire you to put in work on stuff
User avatar #1616 to #1615 - Twigspeaker (06/13/2013) [-]
It's like... I COULD do a little work and make it easy to actually getting the ball rolling on this project...
Or I could shoot dudes in the face.
But that first one requires thinking! Face-shooting it is!
#1600 to #1594 - darkoblivion (04/08/2013) [-]
is this something i may come to enjoy at some point?
User avatar #1601 to #1600 - Twigspeaker (04/08/2013) [-]
That's very possible if you're at all interested in what happens after the Bella Bacon comics ended.
User avatar #1603 to #1602 - Twigspeaker (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm sure I'll find some way to entice you once I've gotten some work done. Still have to set up a few things... and actually get around to it.
User avatar #1604 to #1603 - darkoblivion (04/08/2013) [-]
i'm already interested
User avatar #1605 to #1604 - Twigspeaker (04/08/2013) [-]
I'm excited about what I can do with this visual-novel-making program. I won't have to worry about placing dialogue, placing characters will be easier, I'll set up multiple expressions so each character shows the emotion corresponding to what they're saying, and best of all I'll be able to make it INTERACTIVE.
User avatar #1606 to #1605 - darkoblivion (04/08/2013) [-]
hmm ineteresting
User avatar #1607 to #1606 - Twigspeaker (04/08/2013) [-]
Mmm yes. Yeeessssss.
User avatar #1608 to #1607 - darkoblivion (04/08/2013) [-]
i wish comics and stuff was my thing...i need to make it my thing
User avatar #1609 to #1608 - Twigspeaker (04/08/2013) [-]
If you ever want a partner for something like that, I'd be happy to work with you. After all, I'm full of good ideas.

Maybe you think I'm too used to running the show, but I've been the right-hand man plenty, and I'm good at it.
User avatar #1610 to #1609 - darkoblivion (04/08/2013) [-]
i'd love to work with you if i could ever come up with an idea that isn't constantly shifting
User avatar #1596 to #1595 - Twigspeaker (03/30/2013) [-]
The only thing standing between me and this project now is about six poses for every character I want to use.
Mmmmyes. Yeeesssss. Ultimate choose your own adventure time.
User avatar #1597 to #1596 - chillmrstalkertwo (04/03/2013) [-]
i choose blue
#1598 to #1597 - Twigspeaker (04/07/2013) [-]
Now look what your sass has done. My username is all blue now!
User avatar #1599 to #1598 - chillmrstalkertwo (04/07/2013) [-]
twigspeaker, more like bluespeaker .-.
User avatar #1591 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/18/2013) [-]
Random comment
User avatar #1592 to #1591 - Twigspeaker (02/18/2013) [-]
Could I also trouble you for a fandom comment?
What's the status of bronies these days?
User avatar #1593 to #1592 - chillmrstalkertwo (02/18/2013) [-]
no idea :D
haven't really paid attention to the fandom for a few months
#1589 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]


Coming back to FunnyJunk was totally worth it just to find out about this, let alone that Princess Twilight thing. This is more ridiculous than most of the self-insert ponies made by fans that I've seen... But I suppose that doesn't say much since some of those actually looked pretty good.

Now then, I've other, better girly kids TV to think about. I'm just happy the Strawberry Shortcake theme song isn't stuck in my head anymore. Ahh, adventures in babysitting.
#1590 to #1589 - Twigspeaker (02/16/2013) [-]

#1588 - anon (02/09/2013) [-]
so i, chillmrstalker, got banned, so i guess if you want to friend my new account i'll send ya an invite .-.
User avatar #1583 - darkoblivion (01/27/2013) [-]
how goes life
User avatar #1584 to #1583 - Twigspeaker (01/30/2013) [-]
Life goes well. I've adjusted to not having friends anymore even though I could have conceivably tried keeping the very good ones that I had, like you, but wasn't sure how.

I've been babysitting my niece a lot, and discovered that my high tolerance for kiddy and girly television is a bit higher than I originally thought. Stawberry Shortcake is ******* awesome, did you know?

How about yourself, anything interesting happen lately? Anything NOT interesting, but still relishable?
User avatar #1585 to #1584 - darkoblivion (01/30/2013) [-]
redesigned bliv, but you knew that. I've gotten into kamen rider a bit and katawa shoujo. got writier's block on a story as usual.
I've damn near exhausted the acceptable forms of porn i'm into, classes have started back up...ideas for bliv's back story miraculously fell into place at random today but i'll probably never get to that.

other stuff that i can't remember has probably happened and would be worthy of mention.

...what's this about having no friends? did you not immediately say we were friends after that? or did you mean flesh and blood friend you can be in contact with? blehh...tired, whatever your view on your friend situation is you and me are cool for the duration of our lives under these screen names or other identifiable names we know for each other...I sound kinda high don;t i? **** ....
User avatar #1586 to #1585 - Twigspeaker (01/30/2013) [-]
Well said, though not everybody is as quick to proclaim Bros4Lyfe or something, but I do admire the sentiment, and have no wish to betray it.

I have pretty high standards when it comes to the word "friend" though. Perhaps I should qualify that with a preceding "current." Certainly we can all agree on a difference between "old friends" and "current friends."

I've been meaning to try Katawa Shoujo since I never did get around to seeing the full version. Only thing I've seen is the first chapter, and that was before they removed Lelouch and apparently replaced Emi with an inferior Emi who wasn't drawn as well.

And... yeah... writer's block sucks. I started writing a novel back in '08, finished eight whole chapters and then wasn't sure how to proceed. Maybe sometime this year I should get back on that. I know how to beat it NOW, but back then... Writer's Block won.
(When I finally DO finish that one, I'm so totally keeping in that incredibly dated joke I put in back when it was current just because it's subtle enough not to stick out.)
User avatar #1587 to #1586 - darkoblivion (01/30/2013) [-]
got emi's path, did not want

i get the whole friendship thing, and also don't like throwing the word friend around. in my case it's because my friends are more like a secondary family so i really can't call anyone a friend. i have handpicked brothers and sisters. I'm more lenient with this on the internet though...but my commitment to the bond is still the same despite a high lack of contact.
#1577 - darkoblivion (12/24/2012) [-]
so i redesigned bliv...

an did somewhere between decent and horrible
#1578 to #1577 - Twigspeaker (12/26/2012) [-]

Merry Christmas, 'Bliv!
User avatar #1579 to #1578 - darkoblivion (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm not sure what to make of your reaction
User avatar #1554 - cya (11/27/2012) [-]
hellow their, how are you doing?
User avatar #1555 to #1554 - Twigspeaker (12/02/2012) [-]
I shattered my elbow into ten pieces back in August, and I've been using my arm again too much because I was healing so fast and it was easy to forget it was still broken and now that's been coming back to bite me in the ass these past few days.
Other than that, though, I'm doing fine, how are you?

...Can I help you with something? Sorry for the late reply, I don't often visit FunnyJunk much anymore.
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - cya (12/03/2012) [-]
right one?
so it got worse? next time wait a while longer to use it
I'm doing pretty good other than choosing between being scizo and productive or normal but very unproductive

I don't think so. And it's alright :)
User avatar #1557 to #1556 - Twigspeaker (12/04/2012) [-]
Well if you've got a choice, I'd say take take it in shifts. Go for the productivity even if it makes to a little crazy, then take a break for a while and start being productive again after a day or two.

Sorry for being vague, but typically asking a stranger if I can help with anything is my polite way of saying "Who are you, what do you want and why are you bothering me?"
That's not to say I mind being bothered, though. If nobody ever bothered me, I'd never meet new people!
#1558 to #1557 - cya (12/22/2012) [-]
cya is me, muffins, to see how your doing.
cya is me, muffins, to see how your doing.
User avatar #1559 to #1558 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
You could have opened with that instead of leaving me wondering.

Oh well. I guess it's partly my fault for forgetting about the W at the end of hello.

It's good to hear from you again!
#1560 to #1559 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
sorry, my bad :)

well it has been a while, so it's understandable.

feelings mutual
#1561 to #1560 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
Well I guess that image answers what was going to be my next question, so I'll move on to the other one on my mind. What have you been up to in the past nine long years since we last spoke? Oh don't try to tell me "not much" because a lot can happen in eighteen years and you know it. So be honest, what would you say has been the most fun thing you've done in the thirty-six years since we last caught up?
#1562 to #1561 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
the most fun thing in the past seventy-two years, that's a toughie.
tis hard to think with all the people who have come and gone in one-hundred forty-four years.
I've traveled the world and seen unbelievable things in the two-hundred eighty-eight years since we last met up, been a blast
how bout you?
#1563 to #1562 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
I've been watching A LOT of Let's Plays.
Like seriously. A lot.
You probably don't even know who SuperJeenius is.
Nobody knows who SuperJeenius is. SuperJeenius is that obscure.
And yet I haven't even scratched the surface of Let's Play.

I got Borderlands 2 and discovered my burning, seething hatred for Antony Burch. I tried out that NaNoWriMo thing, lost momentum almost instantly and gave up within a few days. I shaved my massive beard after seeing The Fourteenth Warrior, starring Dr. Watson, so now I have face instead of beard. I played a lot of Dark Souls, then reinstalled Overlord and beat it way too easily because other games are not as hard as Dark Souls.

That pretty much sums up the past forty-five years since I last spoke to you.
#1564 to #1563 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
sounds like you've been doing a lot in twenty-three
and by a lot of let's plays, you mean like thirty-two years worth of the thirty-seven years?
I am sure atleast a few thousand know who SuperJeenius is, but i do not

which character do you like most of borderlands 2 in your plays so far
#1565 to #1564 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
The Mechromancer is my favorite, followed by the Commando, then Siren, then Assassin, then Gunzerker.

Although I actually only beat the game as a Siren, because I couldn't stand to go through the game again due to how much I hated the writing.

I named my Siren "Korra" because it seem like an obvious choice after the Wildlife Exploitation Reserve.
#1566 to #1565 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
ah, so if they serioused up more for the writing of borderlands 2, you would have finished again on the mechromancer, but just stay with one finish of the siren cause bad writing, understandable

seems like the most obvious choice indeed
#1567 to #1566 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
I'm sure I could talk for AGES about how they ruined Borderlands 2.
The worst part is that the actual gameplay is great... But dear god the game pisses me off.

Also I just realized that I should try collecting more angry reaction images that aren't cute little girls. Why the hell did... When did I get this many?
#1568 to #1567 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
you have to have all the pieces working to a game or else it crumbles apart

how many angry children pics do you have anyways?

thinking to the name of your character, have you by chance seen the last air bender movie?
#1569 to #1568 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
The M. Night Shyamalan movie? No, but I've always meant to watch it so that I could laugh at how bad it was. Not sure if that's a good idea though, because everybody who has ever told me about it said it was too terrible to even laugh at.

Actually, I take back what I said about the ANGRY anime girl reaction images. I have an an anime girl reaction for every situation, somehow.

Here's one that would probably be appropriate for if I ever see that Shyamalan movie.
#1570 to #1569 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
yeah, i was saying that cause i heard he was making a second version (pic). And most people that were watching it were probably hoping to see a more accurate portrayal, most people giving it a very horrible rating...you could try to watch it and laugh at how horrible it is, it might work

angry little girl reaction for everything

I'd say see it...but I also think the movie sucks, also the movie only covers the book water if i recall correctly
#1571 to #1570 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
#1572 to #1571 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
I'm afraid so...course i could be wrong.
It has been two years since the last one
he could think that with time change, people have changed and their reaction to certain things have change in that time also. He could have also made a paltry better to what his prior avatar movie was and think it would be enough to make a second one. Or he could think despite the bad ratings by everyone, that because it made a fair amount of money, that people would be willing to see another.
User avatar #1573 to #1572 - Twigspeaker (12/24/2012) [-]
I can't really imagine anything but an insult to a series that is better as it is than anything Shyamalan will ever be responsible for in his entire life.

It's a simple formula, and it goes like this: Time + Shyamalan = Garbage.
The last movie of his that most people agree is any good was Unbreakable, which is a movie a really like a lot, but even that is nowhere near as good as an average episode of Avatar.
#1574 to #1573 - cya (12/24/2012) [-]
yes, the ember island theater did a better job then Shyamalan could ever do portraying avatar   
that formula seems remarkably acurate...And even if he gets lucky, he still will never match the most horrible avatar episodes
yes, the ember island theater did a better job then Shyamalan could ever do portraying avatar

that formula seems remarkably acurate...And even if he gets lucky, he still will never match the most horrible avatar episodes
#1551 - Twigspeaker (11/10/2012) [-]
Today, Bella reached the lost city of Anor Londo.
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