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Turtleboner

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Gender: male
Interests: Reptilian erections
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:4/26/2015
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Comment Ranking:#3643
Highest Content Rank:#1999
Highest Comment Rank:#648
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Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 31.4% (314/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:25496
Times Content Favorited:326 times
Total Comments Made:2682
FJ Points:6765
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#172 - Why do bad things happen to good people 03/21/2014 on Eight-Beers McGee +1
#7 - ^^^^ I like turtles 03/21/2014 on Remember them 0
#8 - yes 03/21/2014 on So many turtles on FJ 0
#17 - Both are trash 03/21/2014 on Seriously? +1
#203 - Picture 03/21/2014 on Natalia poklonskaya 0
#7 - I think it's just a shad thing 03/20/2014 on 3cute5me +2
#6 - These are characters from a monster girl porn game 03/20/2014 on "The Dragon with Hair" by... 0
#9 - Does the whole "throw clothes and belongings out the wind…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Bro code. +84
User avatar #90 - RisenLichen (03/21/2014) [-]
I've seen it happen. It's pretty saddening
User avatar #57 - naitsabesh (03/20/2014) [-]
As if any of us except admin would know.
User avatar #20 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yes, was with recent ex chilling at her house, we had just ate at sonic and were having a great day. I get a random text from some idiot I dont even know saying I miss you. all hell breaks loose, I got a milkshake thrown at me, ruined my work uniform, teddy bears thrown out the door, crap like that because I didnt have clothes at her house usually
User avatar #22 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
mmmmmm i fucking love sonic
User avatar #23 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah that sonic was so good tho. what a wasted shake
User avatar #24 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
what all did you get?
User avatar #27 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
dem popcorn chickens, mozzerella sticks, tater tots with cheese dip, and a mufuggen peanut butter shake.
User avatar #29 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
oh fuck dude that's nice. i haven't eaten there in sooo long...
#30 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
what are you waiting for? go get it
User avatar #14 - brokenhalf (03/20/2014) [-]
yup. happened to my neighbor just last month actually.
#18 - fefe (03/20/2014) [-]
This is why women get beat
#20 - Or you can just go on one of the many 4chin boards and get to … 03/20/2014 on MFW finding out how to get... 0
#21 - So i watched the video At first: "Oh no these poor li…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on confirmation? +26
User avatar #47 - citruslord (03/17/2014) [-]
I find it funny, because not all eggs come from chickens treated like that. Simplest thing to do in that case is buy organic eggs, or ones labled as not coming from factory farms
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on awkward 0
#6 - It's because nobody wants to see that **** 03/16/2014 on Gonna +8
#48 - and miscarriages  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on awkward 0
User avatar #66 - spyisspy (03/16/2014) [-]
miscarrage
#3 - 3spooky5me 03/15/2014 on whhot +1
#75 - Comment deleted 03/12/2014 on 5 minutes till show time,... 0
#31 - I feel like they only run like that because it's easier to animate.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on (untitled) +42
User avatar #49 - cerbearus (03/12/2014) [-]
Once in a while they make them run correctly xD
User avatar #43 - axeul (03/12/2014) [-]
That actually is the reason why, they admit it.
#837 - Sanic. 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
#254 - Guess i have Caitlyn. 03/11/2014 on Roomates? 0
#7 - *Getting ready for retail job 03/09/2014 on NORMAL DAY +1
#8 - He's using pretty massive rounds though 03/07/2014 on Soft Hunter. +1
#16 - "Hue Hue lets hang out with our friend so we can make out… 03/02/2014 on Hey lets play "Spot the... +2
#12 - You left once already so lets just keep it that way. 03/01/2014 on Labeled and Misunderstood +15
#313 - You'll be disappointed 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +1
#294 - Fixed it.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +3
User avatar #309 - twistedwoodthing (02/28/2014) [-]
I haven't read this yet but I'm hoping it's one against Canada. I love my country but somebody needs to stop pretending we canadians are have nothing going wrong and give the citizenry a proper cockslap of truth.
#945 - thetyrantlll (02/28/2014) [-]
Thank you. It's good to see at least one Canadian that doesn't believe they're the chosen "holy land" and bash every other country.
User avatar #333 - twistedwoodthing (02/28/2014) [-]
sorry, *have nothing
User avatar #313 - Turtleboner (02/28/2014) [-]
You'll be disappointed
#8 - I feel that even without candles that **** could really…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on black fathers 0
#23 - ferriuszg has deleted their comment.
#14 - mbasm (02/28/2014) [-]
The human body is designed to reflexively close the eyes. You would have to force your eyes to stay open during that. The body wouldn't let itself be hurt like that, not when it could defend itself. you don't think" close eyes so I don't get cake in em" your body just does.

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User avatar #8 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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