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Turtleboner

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Gender: male
Interests: Reptilian erections
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:5/24/2015
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#22 - >2014 >not worshipping the ogrelord  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +30
User avatar #34 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be boiled in hell, repent now to the true lord.
User avatar #35 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be suffocated in swamp gas and onion juice, repent now to the true ogrelord.
User avatar #36 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful and delicious. The tru lord cannot be stopped.
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
User avatar #31 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>still being a shrekfag
User avatar #32 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>not torn apart by cocks
#39 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
joke's on you, I have just the torn-est anus you've ever seen
#8 - Accuaracy of a hyperion. i guess that's good, if you want shoo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on borderlands +29
User avatar #87 - inferuz (04/05/2014) [-]
As the guy above posted in BL2 Hyperion has that damn shoot to get accuracy but in BL1 they where the M4 of CS1.6(low recoil).

Just to point out they are porbably talking about an Atlas sniper Im not even sure if Atlas could match Jakobs in raw power but they where definetely damn good .
User avatar #9 - roxasftw (04/05/2014) [-]
In borderlands The first Hyperion weapons had a extra little bonus attached to them, like 40% more accuracy or 50% less recoil, but in the new game
Borderlands 2, They had it so you had to shoot a couple of times
#47 - /f/ has some every now and then Don't ask me why i k… 04/04/2014 on White knights, white... +1
#232 - How the hell is she not dead? 04/04/2014 on Urp... +1
#397 - One of these ought to wake up cthulu and then we'll achieve en… 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +20
#389 - Well now you're adorable. Hawaii is a waste of a nuke, it'…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +1
User avatar #416 - Mortuus (04/03/2014) [-]
Well, he probably meant them to be placed at important locations.
Colorado Springs
What looks like Eielson or Wainwright
Probably Pearl Harbor.
#14 - Sheldon is the subject of unfunny garbage. Sheldon is a cunt. 04/01/2014 on Sheldon the Tiny Dinosuar +4
#64 - When something like this happens, I become a warlord and go on… 04/01/2014 on thanks obama +1
#54 - Was definitely a nod to that series. 03/28/2014 on The Happening...KLK 0
#35 - quite the opposite, too much comics with over-used or uninspir… 03/27/2014 on FJ comic makers +7
#33 - Comment deleted 03/27/2014 on FJ comic makers 0
#529 - And here's him sleeping like a completely normal dog  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +1
User avatar #559 - ainsley (03/25/2014) [-]
My shepherd does the exact same thing
#525 - Here's my little buddy  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2014 on Cutest Pet Picture Submission +4
#529 - Turtleboner (03/25/2014) [-]
And here's him sleeping like a completely normal dog
User avatar #559 - ainsley (03/25/2014) [-]
My shepherd does the exact same thing
#104 - To kids jebus is just some guy with a beard who did some stuff…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2014 on NupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNup... 0
#105 - cursesnew (03/24/2014) [-]
But the thing is, imaginary friends are not always monsters.

Jebus or God are not immune to bad behavior. Their Bible is quite clear on this.
#10 - WHY can't this kid just stop being such a massive faggot? 03/23/2014 on wonderful +4
#26 - well would you rather have those monstrosities or the jeebus?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/23/2014 on NupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNupeNup... 0
#102 - cursesnew (03/24/2014) [-]
What difference is there between those and Jebus? None.

People have told "God told me to kill that guy" and other things. Remember the part in the bible where a dad went to sacrifice his only son without questioning God at all but only to be stopped by God.

That cause quite a bit of trust issues between dad and son. But he was going to kill his son if God didn't stop him and we all know God hasn't stopped anything in the past thousand years.
User avatar #104 - Turtleboner (03/24/2014) [-]
To kids jebus is just some guy with a beard who did some stuff.
Monsters are scaaaaaaary
#105 - cursesnew (03/24/2014) [-]
But the thing is, imaginary friends are not always monsters.

Jebus or God are not immune to bad behavior. Their Bible is quite clear on this.
User avatar #43 - chenn (03/23/2014) [-]
The truth, however ugly it would be.
#31 - This is part of a pornographic comic where all the pokegirls …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/23/2014 on not sexy enough to ban +1
User avatar #118 - mrvokan (03/23/2014) [-]
The artist is p.chronos if anyone is wondering. and i know you are
#86 - anonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
#85 - levitatingscrotum (03/23/2014) [-]
Be a good guy and give us some sauce.. plox
User avatar #84 - squidamon (03/23/2014) [-]
prove it.
#81 - pixy (03/23/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #51 - screencleaner (03/23/2014) [-]
Source...
#46 - yubb (03/23/2014) [-]
For the love of god source please
User avatar #41 - gladiatorbong (03/23/2014) [-]
i second this i need it for science
User avatar #35 - finnaz (03/23/2014) [-]
Ummm.. Do you have the source? You know...for reasons
#172 - Why do bad things happen to good people 03/21/2014 on Eight-Beers McGee +1
#7 - ^^^^ I like turtles 03/21/2014 on Remember them 0
#8 - yes 03/21/2014 on So many turtles on FJ 0
#17 - Both are trash 03/21/2014 on Seriously? +1
#203 - Picture 03/21/2014 on Natalia poklonskaya 0
#7 - I think it's just a shad thing 03/20/2014 on 3cute5me +2
#6 - These are characters from a monster girl porn game 03/20/2014 on "The Dragon with Hair" by... 0
#9 - Does the whole "throw clothes and belongings out the wind…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Bro code. +84
User avatar #90 - RisenLichen (03/21/2014) [-]
I've seen it happen. It's pretty saddening
User avatar #57 - naitsabesh (03/20/2014) [-]
As if any of us except admin would know.
User avatar #20 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yes, was with recent ex chilling at her house, we had just ate at sonic and were having a great day. I get a random text from some idiot I dont even know saying I miss you. all hell breaks loose, I got a milkshake thrown at me, ruined my work uniform, teddy bears thrown out the door, crap like that because I didnt have clothes at her house usually
User avatar #22 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
mmmmmm i fucking love sonic
User avatar #23 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah that sonic was so good tho. what a wasted shake
User avatar #24 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
what all did you get?
User avatar #27 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
dem popcorn chickens, mozzerella sticks, tater tots with cheese dip, and a mufuggen peanut butter shake.
User avatar #29 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
oh fuck dude that's nice. i haven't eaten there in sooo long...
#30 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
what are you waiting for? go get it
User avatar #14 - brokenhalf (03/20/2014) [-]
yup. happened to my neighbor just last month actually.
#18 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
This is why women get beat

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User avatar #8 - murrlogic (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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