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Turtleboner

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Gender: male
Interests: Reptilian erections
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:5/25/2016
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Comment Ranking:#7969
Highest Content Rank:#1999
Highest Comment Rank:#648
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Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:2884
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#4 - Man I'm lucky i don't ever have the balls to go out when I'm o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Save the popsicle cat! +1
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#6 - liamjamse (08/17/2015) [-]
you could have finished the sentence at "go out"
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#12 - Turtleboner (08/17/2015) [-]
fair enough.
#75 - Senran Kagura 08/16/2015 on Ninjas +4
#123 - damn dude, even at 6'4" I have issues with clothing. Luck…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2015 on RIP, Sweet Tits 0
#192 - captnpl (08/15/2015) [-]
Carhartt has a pretty wide range of coat sizes of you don't mind looking like a farmer.
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#124 - thechosentroll (08/15/2015) [-]
Shirts aren't an issue, since I mostly wear t-shirts. Even in the winter. The problem are pants. Jeans, specifically. Turns out it's really fucking hard to find a pair that's long enough without it also being so wide it looks like I tied a potato sack to my waist. And I'm not thin, either. I'm fat and any pair that's long enough STILL looks like I cold fit a second person in there.
#43 - For the lovely non mango reading audience, she's gonna have an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Papi: Ride Of The Harpies 0
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#44 - aznzeus (08/13/2015) [-]
Watch the latest episode
#34 - Waiting for them to go super saiyan god gogeta and wipe the fl… 08/13/2015 on Gonna need a Senzu bean for... +1
#11 - None of the choices seem to be too overpowered Except on… 08/12/2015 on The Highwayman +1
#7 - Welcome back, spoopy man 08/12/2015 on The House Across the Street +1
#17 - I got you covered  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2015 on No Fat Chicks 0
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#74 - AnomynousUser (08/12/2015) [-]
I loved the ending of that series...

The middle kinda droned on, but it was worth it.
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#18 - krispyking (08/12/2015) [-]
Thank you bro of all bros
#16 - Earthbottom part deux 08/10/2015 on Who Do I Shoot?! 0
#44 - Payday 2. 08/10/2015 on Watching your friends play... 0
#6 - I have ADD/ADHD, **** sucks. I'm better now than I was when i … 08/08/2015 on ADHD 0
#30 - That's pretty lame, I know i saw some of his comics from the a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2015 on birthday party 0
#32 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, you won't see most the new stuff here.
I'm not going to bash his political stance - but the problem is he wasn't a political comment. Sure, he took a few easy jabs at American policy, but his comic was always lighthearted and enjoyable. Then he turned it into a soapbox for his suddenly feminist beliefs.
Maybe he stopped - I just can't bring myself to start keeping up with it again.
#33 - vorarephilia (08/06/2015) [-]
I checked for you.

The message is the same. something about drones that look like roaches. the girl on the tricycle looks like she is in her 20s, lots of generic devil girls, too many dramatic silent comics, all humor is gone, and worst of all there is somebody with a fan outside the shot on every single frame.

Hair does not float dramatically every time you smash the patriarchy.
#34 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Dammit sinfest...
Maybe next year...
#29 - First new XCOM now this? The game boner is rising to new heights 08/06/2015 on GET HYPE 0
#28 - What happened? I'm kind of living under a rock  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2015 on birthday party 0
#29 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Oh god... Imagine if one day Admin became a SJW. That's what happened.
Guy went from random throwaway jokes about guys being pervs and ladies being anything from prudes to sex fiends. All tied together with drug references and likable little characters who always got their just desserts. Then feminism or something happened. Dude went on to introduce a fuck-all infallible feminism Neo. Next thing you know he's demonizing the little perv (who was always disregarded as being a perv anyway) and turned the previously sex-friendly lead female into a Feminazi recruit.
Just... Look, the archives are great. It's worth reading - but just stop when the girl with sunglasses on the tricycle shows up.
He took something lighthearted and cheeky and suddenly it's all "white guilt" and feminism...
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#30 - Turtleboner (08/06/2015) [-]
That's pretty lame, I know i saw some of his comics from the art style but i guess that was before the bullshit.
#32 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, you won't see most the new stuff here.
I'm not going to bash his political stance - but the problem is he wasn't a political comment. Sure, he took a few easy jabs at American policy, but his comic was always lighthearted and enjoyable. Then he turned it into a soapbox for his suddenly feminist beliefs.
Maybe he stopped - I just can't bring myself to start keeping up with it again.
#33 - vorarephilia (08/06/2015) [-]
I checked for you.

The message is the same. something about drones that look like roaches. the girl on the tricycle looks like she is in her 20s, lots of generic devil girls, too many dramatic silent comics, all humor is gone, and worst of all there is somebody with a fan outside the shot on every single frame.

Hair does not float dramatically every time you smash the patriarchy.
#34 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Dammit sinfest...
Maybe next year...
#7 - The europeans do that ****, they seperate that stuff for some …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2015 on Oh shit +8
#11 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
I was born in and have always lived in Europe, I have been in almost every major city here. Never seen a shower in a room with no toilet.
#12 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
Although now that i think about, I havent been to a lot of peoples private homes when travelling so besides where I live myself (where you wouldl never separate the two) my opinion is pretty unfounded so nvm.
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#13 - epicalania (08/06/2015) [-]
I've seen some houses that have an extra room for a toilet, but their bathroom has a toilet as well.
I've seen one interesting concept where the bathroom has two semi-rooms that are pretty much the shower and the toilet in their own little alcoves with sliding doors so two people can use it at once
#15 - mrtallguy (08/06/2015) [-]
why the fuck did i take the time to make this...
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#16 - gohex (08/06/2015) [-]
quantumranger kairyuka turtleboner epicalania mrtallguy

if you bros are interested I live in Scotland, my parents house has one room with just a toilet and a sink, and one room with bath / shower / sink. So I grew up with it, pretty used to it.

And as said above, it just means if my Mum was in the bath for an hour or two, I could still go take a dump. I might just be bias but I think it's useful to separate them.
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#17 - Kairyuka (08/06/2015) [-]
It seems useful, I've just never seen it before
#59 - I've done them on and empty stomach and an hour after eating, … 08/05/2015 on Ha 0
#79 - They look like animated series batman villains that's hilarious  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2015 on Suit+Tie +16
#159 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Needs more tiny thumb big hand upvotes
#83 - Picture 08/04/2015 on Arm wrestle me, it'll be... 0
#144 - Well you should know, 7 8 9 seven ate nine ( ͡° ͜… 08/02/2015 on Windows 10 spying on you 0
#143 - Well it sure sucks to be whoever looks through my **** … 08/02/2015 on Windows 10 spying on you 0
#73 - Picture 08/02/2015 on Super Smash Brothers Sex Moves +1
#5 - I don't get it. Superior tells private to do something, privat…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2015 on army shenanigans +101
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#7 - greyhoundfd (07/31/2015) [-]
Generally when your DS tells you to do something like this it's because you fucked up.
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#20 - difribulator (07/31/2015) [-]
100% True... Many sand bags filled.. dumped out...and refilled becuase someone was a fucking idiot
#14 - Carmen is best RF3 girl, you fool. Tomboys are the best 07/25/2015 on I ran out of titles +1
#26 - Can't wait for 10+ episodes of rath ruby grinding 07/24/2015 on Monster...Hunter...anime?!?!? +1
#659 - **** 07/24/2015 on What was expected 0
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#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
stickied by Turtleboner
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
#8 - murrlogic (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
#3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
****, I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.