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#17 - Both are trash 03/21/2014 on Seriously? +1
#203 - Picture 03/21/2014 on Natalia poklonskaya 0
#7 - I think it's just a shad thing 03/20/2014 on 3cute5me +2
#6 - These are characters from a monster girl porn game 03/20/2014 on "The Dragon with Hair" by... 0
#9 - Does the whole "throw clothes and belongings out the wind…  [+] (11 new replies) 03/20/2014 on Bro code. +84
User avatar #90 - RisenLichen (03/21/2014) [-]
I've seen it happen. It's pretty saddening
User avatar #57 - naitsabesh (03/20/2014) [-]
As if any of us except admin would know.
User avatar #20 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yes, was with recent ex chilling at her house, we had just ate at sonic and were having a great day. I get a random text from some idiot I dont even know saying I miss you. all hell breaks loose, I got a milkshake thrown at me, ruined my work uniform, teddy bears thrown out the door, crap like that because I didnt have clothes at her house usually
User avatar #22 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
mmmmmm i fucking love sonic
User avatar #23 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
yeah that sonic was so good tho. what a wasted shake
User avatar #24 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
what all did you get?
User avatar #27 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
dem popcorn chickens, mozzerella sticks, tater tots with cheese dip, and a mufuggen peanut butter shake.
User avatar #29 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
oh fuck dude that's nice. i haven't eaten there in sooo long...
#30 - crazyeyedbioll (03/20/2014) [-]
what are you waiting for? go get it
User avatar #14 - brokenhalf (03/20/2014) [-]
yup. happened to my neighbor just last month actually.
#18 - Womens Study Major (03/20/2014) [-]
This is why women get beat
#20 - Or you can just go on one of the many 4chin boards and get to … 03/20/2014 on MFW finding out how to get... 0
#21 - So i watched the video At first: "Oh no these poor li…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on confirmation? +26
User avatar #47 - citruslord (03/17/2014) [-]
I find it funny, because not all eggs come from chickens treated like that. Simplest thing to do in that case is buy organic eggs, or ones labled as not coming from factory farms
#73 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on awkward 0
#6 - It's because nobody wants to see that **** 03/16/2014 on Gonna +8
#48 - and miscarriages  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on awkward 0
User avatar #66 - spyisspy (03/16/2014) [-]
#3 - 3spooky5me 03/15/2014 on whhot +1
#75 - Comment deleted 03/12/2014 on 5 minutes till show time,... 0
#31 - I feel like they only run like that because it's easier to animate.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on (untitled) +42
User avatar #49 - cerbearus (03/12/2014) [-]
Once in a while they make them run correctly xD
User avatar #43 - axeul (03/12/2014) [-]
That actually is the reason why, they admit it.
#837 - Sanic. 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
#254 - Guess i have Caitlyn. 03/11/2014 on Roomates? 0
#7 - *Getting ready for retail job 03/09/2014 on NORMAL DAY +1
#8 - He's using pretty massive rounds though 03/07/2014 on Soft Hunter. +1
#16 - "Hue Hue lets hang out with our friend so we can make out… 03/02/2014 on Hey lets play "Spot the... +2
#12 - You left once already so lets just keep it that way. 03/01/2014 on Labeled and Misunderstood +16
#313 - You'll be disappointed 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +1
#294 - Fixed it.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Let's have a talk +3
User avatar #309 - twistedwoodthing (02/28/2014) [-]
I haven't read this yet but I'm hoping it's one against Canada. I love my country but somebody needs to stop pretending we canadians are have nothing going wrong and give the citizenry a proper cockslap of truth.
#945 - thetyrantlll (02/28/2014) [-]
Thank you. It's good to see at least one Canadian that doesn't believe they're the chosen "holy land" and bash every other country.
User avatar #333 - twistedwoodthing (02/28/2014) [-]
sorry, *have nothing
User avatar #313 - Turtleboner (02/28/2014) [-]
You'll be disappointed
#8 - I feel that even without candles that **** could …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/28/2014 on black fathers 0
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#14 - mbasm (02/28/2014) [-]
The human body is designed to reflexively close the eyes. You would have to force your eyes to stay open during that. The body wouldn't let itself be hurt like that, not when it could defend itself. you don't think" close eyes so I don't get cake in em" your body just does.
#7 - I'll just be sitting here playing monster hunter and super sm…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2014 on We're still the master race +41
User avatar #250 - ktbmnf (02/25/2014) [-]
oh god playing monster hunter with friends/family is the best
#196 - zeldapronmaster (02/25/2014) [-]
take this
#197 - zeldapronmaster (02/25/2014) [-]
and this
User avatar #140 - useroftheLOLZ (02/25/2014) [-]
>Implying you have any friends who were stupid enough to buy a full retard console that is the equivalent to adopting a retarded child
User avatar #210 - hanabro (02/25/2014) [-]
You have literally never played the Wii U, because I've had more fun on it than on either of the other consoles.
User avatar #261 - useroftheLOLZ (02/25/2014) [-]
Yes, because I love all the games the WiiU has to offer, like Mario Party 253, or Legend of Zelda 18: We finally have more sequels than call of duty, or even, wait, the WiiU has no third party support, that's all there is, just nintendo IPs, and the few magical unicorns that were somehow pocketed by Nintendo. So go have your fun, I've got Dark Souls 2, Metal Gear Solid 5, Wolfenstein the New Order, Destiny, Kingdom Hearts 3, The Division, Thief 3, Dying Light, Lord of the Rings, The Evil Within, Mad Max, Fallout 4, and so many more games on consoles, that grasp the idea of "Next Generation technology", and don't royally fuck it up, by packaging their retard baby, with a severely deformed controller, that has a battery that lasts all of two hours.

And yes, I have played a WiiU, hell, I even considered buying one for monster hunter, because I fucking love monster hunter, but then I realized that Nintendo has done far less retarded things on the 3DS, and developers are still working with it, despite the technical limitations, so I saved my 150 dollars, and bought a 3DS instead.
#118 - Womens Study Major (02/25/2014) [-]
Too bad no friend got Wii.
User avatar #10 - theimmortalbeaver (02/24/2014) [-]
As a member of the PC master race, I envy you. I love my PC, but I can't afford a Wii U right now, and holy crap do I need a Zelda/Smash Bros fix.
#2 - either that or they. read. each. word. very. slowly. as. if. e…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Hated that kid +63
#33 - thefifthdoctor (02/23/2014) [-]
oh those were the days
#19 - deathofnight (02/23/2014) [-]
That sentence hurt me.
User avatar #11 - bistorodo (02/23/2014) [-]
I read that in the voice of a 10 year old. It sticks in your head doesn't it
User avatar #6 - lotengo (02/23/2014) [-]
i had one of those kids in my class last year.
The fat fuck was 19 years old
User avatar #4 - husidusidu (02/23/2014) [-]
Or they use. imagine dots to. even annoy you. on a MUCH. higher level becAUSE. they will use. hillARIOUS. pronounciatiON?
#312 - ... 02/22/2014 on How fucked are you? +40
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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