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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#7 - I'll just be sitting here playing monster hunter and super sm…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/24/2014 on We're still the master race +41
User avatar #250 - ktbmnf (02/25/2014) [-]
oh god playing monster hunter with friends/family is the best
#196 - zeldapronmaster (02/25/2014) [-]
take this
#197 - zeldapronmaster (02/25/2014) [-]
and this
User avatar #140 - useroftheLOLZ (02/25/2014) [-]
>Implying you have any friends who were stupid enough to buy a full retard console that is the equivalent to adopting a retarded child
User avatar #210 - hanabro (02/25/2014) [-]
You have literally never played the Wii U, because I've had more fun on it than on either of the other consoles.
User avatar #261 - useroftheLOLZ (02/25/2014) [-]
Yes, because I love all the games the WiiU has to offer, like Mario Party 253, or Legend of Zelda 18: We finally have more sequels than call of duty, or even, wait, the WiiU has no third party support, that's all there is, just nintendo IPs, and the few magical unicorns that were somehow pocketed by Nintendo. So go have your fun, I've got Dark Souls 2, Metal Gear Solid 5, Wolfenstein the New Order, Destiny, Kingdom Hearts 3, The Division, Thief 3, Dying Light, Lord of the Rings, The Evil Within, Mad Max, Fallout 4, and so many more games on consoles, that grasp the idea of "Next Generation technology", and don't royally fuck it up, by packaging their retard baby, with a severely deformed controller, that has a battery that lasts all of two hours.

And yes, I have played a WiiU, hell, I even considered buying one for monster hunter, because I fucking love monster hunter, but then I realized that Nintendo has done far less retarded things on the 3DS, and developers are still working with it, despite the technical limitations, so I saved my 150 dollars, and bought a 3DS instead.
#118 - devout feminist (02/25/2014) [-]
Too bad no friend got Wii.
User avatar #10 - theimmortalbeaver (02/24/2014) [-]
As a member of the PC master race, I envy you. I love my PC, but I can't afford a Wii U right now, and holy crap do I need a Zelda/Smash Bros fix.
#2 - either that or they. read. each. word. very. slowly. as. if. e…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/23/2014 on Hated that kid +63
#33 - thefifthdoctor (02/23/2014) [-]
oh those were the days
#19 - deathofnight (02/23/2014) [-]
That sentence hurt me.
User avatar #11 - bistorodo (02/23/2014) [-]
I read that in the voice of a 10 year old. It sticks in your head doesn't it
User avatar #6 - lotengo (02/23/2014) [-]
i had one of those kids in my class last year.
The fat fuck was 19 years old
User avatar #4 - husidusidu (02/23/2014) [-]
Or they use. imagine dots to. even annoy you. on a MUCH. higher level becAUSE. they will use. hillARIOUS. pronounciatiON?
#312 - ... 02/22/2014 on How fucked are you? +40
#521 - Pretty sure the "other" in sexual orientation should… 02/22/2014 on FJ Demographics +3
#12 - I'm pretty sure nobody gives enough of a shit to do anything t… 02/17/2014 on Why we were DDoS'd 0
#69 - k.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2014 on oh (: +6
User avatar #83 - oxymoronking (02/16/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #77 - overlordnick (02/16/2014) [-]
kill it, kill it with fire
#115 - sirofminorclass (02/16/2014) [-]
HOW?!? The things fucking made of fire.
#82 - niggletjones (02/16/2014) [-]
"It's not very effective."
#20 - Picture 02/13/2014 on grass types +1
#71 - If we did find that to be true, then wouldn't the "progra… 02/10/2014 on Snu Snu 0
#20 - The brain is made of meat . We're made of meat .  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2014 on Brown chicken brown cow +9
User avatar #68 - hemming (02/10/2014) [-]
Actually the brain is more like a clump of fat
User avatar #23 - ZeGerman (02/10/2014) [-]
Meat is love
Meat is life
#135083 - Catgroove. by Parov Stelar Just to piss everyone off 02/06/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#4 - And then you slam the door. 02/06/2014 on Tricky ll devils +1
#6 - "Anytime they say something that was intended to be funny… 02/04/2014 on Big Bang Drinking Game +3
#60 - Picture 02/02/2014 on effects of feminism part 7263 0
#30 - He's already out of prison  [+] (4 new replies) 01/24/2014 on Beiber behind bars better... 0
User avatar #31 - lech (01/24/2014) [-]
He's probably only out on bail.
User avatar #33 - jabsgreywarden (01/24/2014) [-]
Oh and he is being sued $420000 by a bodyguard
User avatar #32 - jabsgreywarden (01/24/2014) [-]
Yeah he is. $2500, it should have been $25000
User avatar #88 - lech (01/24/2014) [-]
Justice in blind. If we expect Justin Bieber to pay 25000 for bail, a random person with the same charges must also pay 25000.
Besides, They return the money after the case is settled. So, it'll only fuck over the random person.
#9423 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2014 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum +1
User avatar #9425 - redzeopoweranger (01/23/2014) [-]
#9422 - Those were the days 01/23/2014 on Childhood Nostalgia Forum +1
#19085 - ooga booga 01/21/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#7 - "lele macs are teh gay" 01/14/2014 on you need to upgrade -2
#37 - Yes and he'll always deny it.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Outdated +6
User avatar #38 - ashinydoornob (01/13/2014) [-]
Ok then. Cause i have seen this artist before and always wondered that.
User avatar #86 - twiztidxson (01/13/2014) [-]
He started drawing himself like that a while back after he made a comic of his character cross-dressing.
#34 - That's uberandrew's character of himself, he just secretly wan…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/13/2014 on Outdated +61
User avatar #156 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/13/2014) [-]
It's not all that secret
#35 - ashinydoornob (01/13/2014) [-]
fo rizzle or is that just a joke?

I'm totally ok with that btw
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (01/13/2014) [-]
Yes and he'll always deny it.
User avatar #38 - ashinydoornob (01/13/2014) [-]
Ok then. Cause i have seen this artist before and always wondered that.
User avatar #86 - twiztidxson (01/13/2014) [-]
He started drawing himself like that a while back after he made a comic of his character cross-dressing.
#19 - Picture 01/11/2014 on beautiful +4
#46 - I think there was a side story that's considered the "tru…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2014 on Useless Dog +1
#111 - walrused (01/11/2014) [-]
Thank you, I'll be sure to check this out.
#204 - Having a child seems selfish because kids are waiting for adop… 01/11/2014 on the internet is your child +1
#161 - Picture 01/11/2014 on mom +3
#9 - A disease?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2014 on 404 +3
#13 - ummmidk (01/10/2014) [-]
Ever heard of a virus? Like in any connotation?
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Fuck, I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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