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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#19 - now where is firebender frollo? It would seem that he woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on disney, avatar mashup +2
#47 - dutchderpina (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, i tried...
#11 - damn those are some huge ass tears  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Time for emotions +2
#12 - ssjcarbon (05/10/2014) [-]
Hehehe. Ass tears.
User avatar #25 - chillybilly (05/10/2014) [-]
Lemon luuuuuuuube
#6 - Picture 05/06/2014 on E-tough +5
#67 - If only I had any money at all, then i'd figure out how to bui…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Peasants and their fate 0
User avatar #108 - turretbuddy (05/05/2014) [-]
You missed:
Donkey Dick Tropical Dong
TW101
Beyo2
Mair-eo
(maybe) Mario kart 8
Yakuza HD
Emulator shit
#67 - I was riding horses before and it was just same old same old U…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on swolecamel's profile 0
User avatar #74 - swolecamel (05/04/2014) [-]
Thank you sir

Keep up the wonderful camel riding
#5 - at least find the full picture 05/03/2014 on EAT DAT SHIT ! +11
#11 - I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient 0
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar #63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#8 - Eventually every star in space will burn out and all will be r…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient +4
User avatar #23 - mrbuu (04/30/2014) [-]
matter can't be created nor destroyed.
#10 - traveltech (04/29/2014) [-]
Not necessarily
User avatar #9 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
well if I'm immortal I would live through everything into the next universe, and then the next, and the next.
User avatar #16 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
from the way I see it,you'd die with the universe:
When You experience absolute nothingness of space,all corelation of space to time is nullified,thus creating timelessness along with spacelessness,until your mind cannot comprehend it anymore and enter a trancelike state.
You'll be floating in nothingness forever,incased in endless meditation.


And if you,instead of entering a trancelike state,enter a dreamlike state,you will be all that is left of space and time,essentially making you,the "universe".
In a way,you'd become god
User avatar #19 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
maybe that is how every universe is created, and in every universe one immortal is born and then that happens
User avatar #11 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death_p2.html

I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar #63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#6 - Have fun drifting in space for eternity after the stars burn out  [+] (12 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient +23
User avatar #15 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
I think that if you experience nothingness long enough,your mind will eventually fade and become one with the nothingness as far as I'm concerned,that is basically the concept of nirvana
User avatar #7 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
Aliens motherfucker!
#8 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
Eventually every star in space will burn out and all will be returned to nothingness just like before the big bang
note even being edgy, this is a fact accepted by scientists
also, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_an_expanding_universe
User avatar #23 - mrbuu (04/30/2014) [-]
matter can't be created nor destroyed.
#10 - traveltech (04/29/2014) [-]
Not necessarily
User avatar #9 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
well if I'm immortal I would live through everything into the next universe, and then the next, and the next.
User avatar #16 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
from the way I see it,you'd die with the universe:
When You experience absolute nothingness of space,all corelation of space to time is nullified,thus creating timelessness along with spacelessness,until your mind cannot comprehend it anymore and enter a trancelike state.
You'll be floating in nothingness forever,incased in endless meditation.


And if you,instead of entering a trancelike state,enter a dreamlike state,you will be all that is left of space and time,essentially making you,the "universe".
In a way,you'd become god
User avatar #19 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
maybe that is how every universe is created, and in every universe one immortal is born and then that happens
User avatar #11 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death_p2.html

I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar #63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#33 - The flash this came from is the ******* best thin… 04/27/2014 on Earthquake in the mushroom... +2
#39 - Hands shrink in proportion to size of breasts huh? 04/25/2014 on Gaming Moments: Titanfall +1
#5 - I actually tried to win and got 64 at the highest. Then i mash… 04/24/2014 on 2049 0
#11 - The ******* spaghetti monster was made up as a bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Oh god, what has the... -1
User avatar #12 - heraske (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm a Pastafarian and that is offensive.
#7 - I put a piece of a sticky note with an illuminati symbol (pyra… 04/12/2014 on Being paranoid +1
#9 - Half of them are wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on is anyone with me on this one? 0
User avatar #14 - wellimnotsure (04/11/2014) [-]
which means they're all wrong
#885501 - So I'm still waiting for my wario to be announced for super sm…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #885502 - makotoitou (04/09/2014) [-]
Pretty much assured in. Waluigi (who appeared with the wario icon) and Ashley are assist trophies, and Wario is a popular character.
#53 - lol joke's on you, faggots, i spelled it backwards 04/06/2014 on lol 0
#37 - Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp wat… 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +2
#35 - Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be suffocated in swam…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +9
User avatar #36 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful and delicious. The tru lord cannot be stopped.
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
#32 - >2014 >not torn apart by cocks  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +5
#39 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
joke's on you, I have just the torn-est anus you've ever seen
#22 - >2014 >not worshipping the ogrelord  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +30
User avatar #34 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be boiled in hell, repent now to the true lord.
User avatar #35 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be suffocated in swamp gas and onion juice, repent now to the true ogrelord.
User avatar #36 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful and delicious. The tru lord cannot be stopped.
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
User avatar #31 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>still being a shrekfag
User avatar #32 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>not torn apart by cocks
#39 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
joke's on you, I have just the torn-est anus you've ever seen
#8 - Accuaracy of a hyperion. i guess that's good, if you want shoo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on borderlands +29
User avatar #87 - inferuz (04/05/2014) [-]
As the guy above posted in BL2 Hyperion has that damn shoot to get accuracy but in BL1 they where the M4 of CS1.6(low recoil).

Just to point out they are porbably talking about an Atlas sniper Im not even sure if Atlas could match Jakobs in raw power but they where definetely damn good .
User avatar #9 - roxasftw (04/05/2014) [-]
In borderlands The first Hyperion weapons had a extra little bonus attached to them, like 40% more accuracy or 50% less recoil, but in the new game
Borderlands 2, They had it so you had to shoot a couple of times
#47 - /f/ has some every now and then Don't ask me why i k… 04/04/2014 on White knights, white... +1
#232 - How the hell is she not dead? 04/04/2014 on Urp... +1
#397 - One of these ought to wake up cthulu and then we'll achieve en… 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +20
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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