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Turtleboner

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Gender: male
Interests: Reptilian erections
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:5/29/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3323
Highest Content Rank:#1999
Highest Comment Rank:#648
Content Thumbs: 2259 total,  2647 ,  388
Comment Thumbs: 14861 total,  17090 ,  2229
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 37.2% (372/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:25623
Times Content Favorited:326 times
Total Comments Made:2702
FJ Points:6823
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#206 - Picture 06/14/2012 on hahahha womyn 0
#56 - Do i see ****** ?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2012 on You can't forget the...! +5
#59 - HellzReap (06/14/2012) [-]
I spotted that as well! Ahah!
User avatar #57 - supername (06/14/2012) [-]
do you have the original pic
#22 - moms: GET READY RIGHT NOW DONT MAKE ME WAIT FOR YOU you: g… 06/14/2012 on The endless stupidity that... +5
#2 - "she'll suck your dick like a vaccum cleaner" 06/13/2012 on Assassins Nigga 0
#40 - Burn 06/13/2012 on "Burn.0" +2
#37 - I feel ya. What they don't understand is that I want to do…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2012 on My Story 0
#38 - undeadbread (06/13/2012) [-]
Yea, the worst is knowing you can, but you can't at the same time. My mom alwas guilt trips me about how she doesn't have to take me to and pick me up from summer school everyday. Besides, when I get home I basicall go on FJ and wait until tomorrow because I know that if I go do things with friends, I'll just have to leave after 2 hours so I can go to bed earl to wake up on time. Irony at it's best here being my having to wake up in less than 6 hours but whatever. Deppression induced Insomnia. But that's another thing, usually ADD/ADHD is caused by something that happened previousl to someone's life (divorce, death, abuse, bullying, los of best friend and/or only pet, etc.) Or in my case all of that but you know, what 15 Y.O. doesn't have those problems?.........My dog who died of Cancer at 9, in other words my only friend, sister, the onething that was alwas with me and never hurt me.
#9 - Picture 06/13/2012 on A super dad 0
#34 - I have pretty bad ADD, can't pay attention to anything for mor…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2012 on My Story +2
#36 - undeadbread (06/13/2012) [-]
That's why I'm sitting in summer school for Algebra 1after failing it TWICe already even with the help of another teacher and a tutor. Do you ever feel like oure just a big fucking retard or is that just me? I have staright A's other than a B- right now but yet I'm still struggling after 2 and a half years of the same class. The worst part about it is that no one has it the same and people without it don't realize what it's like. All they know is they like the drug, the medication that we NEED just to function as a normal human being. To make it even worse I still understand that I'm going to do all this again in two years
#37 - Turtleboner (06/13/2012) [-]
I feel ya.
What they don't understand is that I want to do well, i make the attempt, i try, just not enough to them.
I know i can do this stuff, but just actually doing it is the difficult part.
If i don't pass the state test coming up i need to retake a class, my school cut summer school due to budget issues.
I always feel like such an ass whenever i fail anything, and my parents reinforce that by letting me know how disappointed they are constantly, and how i used to be such a smart kid... oh well i guess this will go on for a while
#38 - undeadbread (06/13/2012) [-]
Yea, the worst is knowing you can, but you can't at the same time. My mom alwas guilt trips me about how she doesn't have to take me to and pick me up from summer school everyday. Besides, when I get home I basicall go on FJ and wait until tomorrow because I know that if I go do things with friends, I'll just have to leave after 2 hours so I can go to bed earl to wake up on time. Irony at it's best here being my having to wake up in less than 6 hours but whatever. Deppression induced Insomnia. But that's another thing, usually ADD/ADHD is caused by something that happened previousl to someone's life (divorce, death, abuse, bullying, los of best friend and/or only pet, etc.) Or in my case all of that but you know, what 15 Y.O. doesn't have those problems?.........My dog who died of Cancer at 9, in other words my only friend, sister, the onething that was alwas with me and never hurt me.
#14 - Son of a bitch.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2012 on Baww comic +3
#17 - hhhghhg (06/17/2012) [-]
#81 - NOPE 06/12/2012 on Choose +5
#76 - Funnyjunk will always be my main site, i've been here for to l…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/12/2012 on i still love you! +32
#695 - killerliquid (06/13/2012) [-]
Fj's layout is pretty simple once you get a hold of the front page, when i first came here i was so confused, then i went back on it again 2 years later, still confused then started going on it everyday
User avatar #505 - scooterpony (06/13/2012) [-]
I kinda hate FJ for getting me so used to the damn arrows to navigate thing. I dislike sites like Reddit and EVERY PORN-SITE EVER for this reason.
User avatar #697 - killerliquid (06/13/2012) [-]
That's actually the reason why i read hentai manga, because of the right arrow
#79 - aksion (06/12/2012) [-]
Someone give this man a bloody medal.
#290 - Someone came to my home, destroyed it, and killed all of my fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2012 on batman quite bitching +12
#294 - iudicoletum has deleted their comment.
#7 - She needs to lose some weight.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2012 on Bad Luck Sokka +11
#10 - idancethefoxtrot (06/12/2012) [-]
Your comment reminded me of this.
#71 - That heart shaped balloon picture ... 06/11/2012 on All of These Feels +2
#78 - He painted that picture using only the color orange 06/10/2012 on Every Time I watch +7
#290 - can be played, not saved saved data is lost but you can st… 06/10/2012 on Not Even on my Worst Enemy +2
#288 - I lost my data in my old silver game, i was around five or six… 06/10/2012 on Not Even on my Worst Enemy +1
#64 - Picture 06/09/2012 on Step on a Crack 0
#46 - If you want to know anything about zombie stuff, ask me. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2012 on OB's Story pt 14 0
User avatar #49 - theoriginalbastard (06/07/2012) [-]
lol ;)
#6 - forgot the time, 3:05 ish 06/06/2012 on Epic Fail Compilation 0
#5 - Comment deleted 06/06/2012 on Epic Fail Compilation 0
#4 - mfw the driver ran over that drunk, might have witnessed a dea…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2012 on Epic Fail Compilation -1
User avatar #17 - ragingbrony (06/07/2012) [-]
Broken leg at best, he didn't keep going enough to run OVER the guy.
User avatar #6 - Turtleboner (06/06/2012) [-]
forgot the time, 3:05 ish
#5 - Turtleboner has deleted their comment.
#14 - mfw she realizes she's lost and attempts to get back at him by…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2012 on Bitch gets silenced +6
User avatar #43 - mrwalkerfour (06/06/2012) [-]
and yet he STILL gets back butch got pwnd!
#6 - Honestly i cannot take a devil with curved horns seriously any…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2012 on Diablo 3 auctions +1
#7 - Absolute Madman (06/06/2012) [-]
Don't worry little boy, Satan will help you with the math homework faster than you can say, RAAH.... RAAAAAH..... RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! Okay?
#71 - Better than the ps3 browser though 06/06/2012 on Some men just want to see... 0

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User avatar #8 - murrlogic (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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