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#6 - Picture 05/06/2014 on E-tough +5
#67 - If only I had any money at all, then i'd figure out how to bui…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Peasants and their fate 0
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#108 - turretbuddy (05/05/2014) [-]
You missed:
Donkey Dick Tropical Dong
TW101
Beyo2
Mair-eo
(maybe) Mario kart 8
Yakuza HD
Emulator shit
#67 - I was riding horses before and it was just same old same old U…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on swolecamel's profile 0
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#74 - swolecamel (05/04/2014) [-]
Thank you sir

Keep up the wonderful camel riding
#5 - at least find the full picture 05/03/2014 on EAT DAT SHIT ! +11
#11 - I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient 0
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#12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
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#22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
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#63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#8 - Eventually every star in space will burn out and all will be r…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient +4
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#23 - mrbuu (04/30/2014) [-]
matter can't be created nor destroyed.
#10 - traveltech (04/29/2014) [-]
Not necessarily
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#9 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
well if I'm immortal I would live through everything into the next universe, and then the next, and the next.
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#16 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
from the way I see it,you'd die with the universe:
When You experience absolute nothingness of space,all corelation of space to time is nullified,thus creating timelessness along with spacelessness,until your mind cannot comprehend it anymore and enter a trancelike state.
You'll be floating in nothingness forever,incased in endless meditation.


And if you,instead of entering a trancelike state,enter a dreamlike state,you will be all that is left of space and time,essentially making you,the "universe".
In a way,you'd become god
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#19 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
maybe that is how every universe is created, and in every universe one immortal is born and then that happens
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#11 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death_p2.html

I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man
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#12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
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#22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
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#63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#6 - Have fun drifting in space for eternity after the stars burn out  [+] (12 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient +23
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#15 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
I think that if you experience nothingness long enough,your mind will eventually fade and become one with the nothingness as far as I'm concerned,that is basically the concept of nirvana
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#7 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
Aliens motherfucker!
#8 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
Eventually every star in space will burn out and all will be returned to nothingness just like before the big bang
note even being edgy, this is a fact accepted by scientists
also, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_an_expanding_universe
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#23 - mrbuu (04/30/2014) [-]
matter can't be created nor destroyed.
#10 - traveltech (04/29/2014) [-]
Not necessarily
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#9 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
well if I'm immortal I would live through everything into the next universe, and then the next, and the next.
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#16 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
from the way I see it,you'd die with the universe:
When You experience absolute nothingness of space,all corelation of space to time is nullified,thus creating timelessness along with spacelessness,until your mind cannot comprehend it anymore and enter a trancelike state.
You'll be floating in nothingness forever,incased in endless meditation.


And if you,instead of entering a trancelike state,enter a dreamlike state,you will be all that is left of space and time,essentially making you,the "universe".
In a way,you'd become god
User avatar
#19 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
maybe that is how every universe is created, and in every universe one immortal is born and then that happens
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#11 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death_p2.html

I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man
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#12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
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#22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar
#63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#33 - The flash this came from is the ******* best thing ever 04/27/2014 on Earthquake in the mushroom... +2
#39 - Hands shrink in proportion to size of breasts huh? 04/25/2014 on Gaming Moments: Titanfall +1
#5 - I actually tried to win and got 64 at the highest. Then i mash… 04/24/2014 on 2049 0