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Turtleboner

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Gender: male
Interests: Reptilian erections
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:9/03/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6365
Highest Content Rank:#1999
Highest Comment Rank:#648
Content Thumbs: 2259 total,  2647 ,  388
Comment Thumbs: 15125 total,  17379 ,  2254
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 56.59% (566/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:25826
Times Content Favorited:325 times
Total Comments Made:2763
FJ Points:7017
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latest user's comments

#49 - my ***** , same graphics card. It's all in the cooli… 08/18/2015 on Difference In GPU's 0
#12 - just type "I know ;)" 08/18/2015 on What, are you a gay or... +7
#12 - fair enough. 08/17/2015 on Save the popsicle cat! 0
#12 - well apparently goku at base form is way up there as well, he …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2015 on Super Sayin God Super Sayin 0
#13 - magmon (08/16/2015) [-]
I can only assume it's him using Kao-Ken. (King Kai mentions he uses it at all times when fighting when Goku is fighting Freeza on Namek).

None the less, Gohan should be more. I guess I don't care too much about that, I understand that the fans called for Goku (Toriyama wanted to replace Goku with his son eventually). But the Piccolo nerf made me pretty sad.
#10 - Well gohan is kind of a pussy and doesn't feel the need to imp…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Super Sayin God Super Sayin +1
#11 - magmon (08/16/2015) [-]
Sure. He hasn't been keeping up. BUT MOTHER FUCKING MYSTIC GOHAN POWER INCREASE.
User avatar #12 - Turtleboner (08/16/2015) [-]
well apparently goku at base form is way up there as well, he kinda mopped the floor with a full power, trained up freiza before he went gold.
I'm guessing he probably surpassed the mystic powerup that gohan got.
#13 - magmon (08/16/2015) [-]
I can only assume it's him using Kao-Ken. (King Kai mentions he uses it at all times when fighting when Goku is fighting Freeza on Namek).

None the less, Gohan should be more. I guess I don't care too much about that, I understand that the fans called for Goku (Toriyama wanted to replace Goku with his son eventually). But the Piccolo nerf made me pretty sad.
#4 - Man I'm lucky i don't ever have the balls to go out when I'm o…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Save the popsicle cat! +1
User avatar #6 - liamjamse (08/17/2015) [-]
you could have finished the sentence at "go out"
User avatar #12 - Turtleboner (08/17/2015) [-]
fair enough.
#75 - Senran Kagura 08/16/2015 on Ninjas +4
#123 - damn dude, even at 6'4" I have issues with clothing. Luck…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/15/2015 on RIP, Sweet Tits 0
#192 - captnpl (08/15/2015) [-]
Carhartt has a pretty wide range of coat sizes of you don't mind looking like a farmer.
User avatar #124 - thechosentroll (08/15/2015) [-]
Shirts aren't an issue, since I mostly wear t-shirts. Even in the winter. The problem are pants. Jeans, specifically. Turns out it's really fucking hard to find a pair that's long enough without it also being so wide it looks like I tied a potato sack to my waist. And I'm not thin, either. I'm fat and any pair that's long enough STILL looks like I cold fit a second person in there.
#43 - For the lovely non mango reading audience, she's gonna have an…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on Papi: Ride Of The Harpies 0
User avatar #44 - aznzeus (08/13/2015) [-]
Watch the latest episode
#34 - Waiting for them to go super saiyan god gogeta and wipe the fl… 08/13/2015 on Gonna need a Senzu bean for... +1
#11 - None of the choices seem to be too overpowered Except on… 08/12/2015 on The Highwayman +1
#7 - Welcome back, spoopy man 08/12/2015 on The House Across the Street +1
#17 - I got you covered  [+] (2 new replies) 08/11/2015 on No Fat Chicks 0
User avatar #74 - AnomynousUser (08/12/2015) [-]
I loved the ending of that series...

The middle kinda droned on, but it was worth it.
User avatar #18 - krispyking (08/12/2015) [-]
Thank you bro of all bros
#16 - Earthbottom part deux 08/10/2015 on Who Do I Shoot?! 0
#44 - Payday 2. 08/10/2015 on Watching your friends play... 0
#6 - I have ADD/ADHD, **** sucks. I'm better now than I was … 08/08/2015 on ADHD 0
#30 - That's pretty lame, I know i saw some of his comics from the a…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2015 on birthday party 0
#32 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, you won't see most the new stuff here.
I'm not going to bash his political stance - but the problem is he wasn't a political comment. Sure, he took a few easy jabs at American policy, but his comic was always lighthearted and enjoyable. Then he turned it into a soapbox for his suddenly feminist beliefs.
Maybe he stopped - I just can't bring myself to start keeping up with it again.
#33 - vorarephilia (08/06/2015) [-]
I checked for you.

The message is the same. something about drones that look like roaches. the girl on the tricycle looks like she is in her 20s, lots of generic devil girls, too many dramatic silent comics, all humor is gone, and worst of all there is somebody with a fan outside the shot on every single frame.

Hair does not float dramatically every time you smash the patriarchy.
#34 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Dammit sinfest...
Maybe next year...
#29 - First new XCOM now this? The game boner is rising to new heights 08/06/2015 on GET HYPE 0
#28 - What happened? I'm kind of living under a rock  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2015 on birthday party 0
#29 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Oh god... Imagine if one day Admin became a SJW. That's what happened.
Guy went from random throwaway jokes about guys being pervs and ladies being anything from prudes to sex fiends. All tied together with drug references and likable little characters who always got their just desserts. Then feminism or something happened. Dude went on to introduce a fuck-all infallible feminism Neo. Next thing you know he's demonizing the little perv (who was always disregarded as being a perv anyway) and turned the previously sex-friendly lead female into a Feminazi recruit.
Just... Look, the archives are great. It's worth reading - but just stop when the girl with sunglasses on the tricycle shows up.
He took something lighthearted and cheeky and suddenly it's all "white guilt" and feminism...
User avatar #30 - Turtleboner (08/06/2015) [-]
That's pretty lame, I know i saw some of his comics from the art style but i guess that was before the bullshit.
#32 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, you won't see most the new stuff here.
I'm not going to bash his political stance - but the problem is he wasn't a political comment. Sure, he took a few easy jabs at American policy, but his comic was always lighthearted and enjoyable. Then he turned it into a soapbox for his suddenly feminist beliefs.
Maybe he stopped - I just can't bring myself to start keeping up with it again.
#33 - vorarephilia (08/06/2015) [-]
I checked for you.

The message is the same. something about drones that look like roaches. the girl on the tricycle looks like she is in her 20s, lots of generic devil girls, too many dramatic silent comics, all humor is gone, and worst of all there is somebody with a fan outside the shot on every single frame.

Hair does not float dramatically every time you smash the patriarchy.
#34 - justtocomment (08/06/2015) [-]
Dammit sinfest...
Maybe next year...
#7 - The europeans do that **** , they seperate that stuff fo…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2015 on Oh shit +8
#11 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
I was born in and have always lived in Europe, I have been in almost every major city here. Never seen a shower in a room with no toilet.
#12 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
Although now that i think about, I havent been to a lot of peoples private homes when travelling so besides where I live myself (where you wouldl never separate the two) my opinion is pretty unfounded so nvm.
User avatar #13 - epicalania (08/06/2015) [-]
I've seen some houses that have an extra room for a toilet, but their bathroom has a toilet as well.
I've seen one interesting concept where the bathroom has two semi-rooms that are pretty much the shower and the toilet in their own little alcoves with sliding doors so two people can use it at once
#15 - mrtallguy (08/06/2015) [-]
why the fuck did i take the time to make this...
User avatar #16 - gohex (08/06/2015) [-]
quantumranger kairyuka turtleboner epicalania mrtallguy

if you bros are interested I live in Scotland, my parents house has one room with just a toilet and a sink, and one room with bath / shower / sink. So I grew up with it, pretty used to it.

And as said above, it just means if my Mum was in the bath for an hour or two, I could still go take a dump. I might just be bias but I think it's useful to separate them.
User avatar #17 - Kairyuka (08/06/2015) [-]
It seems useful, I've just never seen it before
#59 - I've done them on and empty stomach and an hour after eating, … 08/05/2015 on Ha 0
#79 - They look like animated series batman villains that's hilarious  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2015 on Suit+Tie +16
#159 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
Needs more tiny thumb big hand upvotes
#83 - Picture 08/04/2015 on Arm wrestle me, it'll be... 0
#144 - Well you should know, 7 8 9 seven ate nine ( ͡° ͜… 08/02/2015 on Windows 10 spying on you 0
#143 - Well it sure sucks to be whoever looks through my **** … 08/02/2015 on Windows 10 spying on you 0

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User avatar #8 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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