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Turtleboner

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Gender: male
Interests: Reptilian erections
Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:5/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3319
Highest Content Rank:#1999
Highest Comment Rank:#648
Content Thumbs: 2259 total,  2647 ,  388
Comment Thumbs: 14861 total,  17090 ,  2229
Content Level Progress: 60% (60/100)
Level 122 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 123 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 37.2% (372/1000)
Level 314 Comments: Wizard → Level 315 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:25611
Times Content Favorited:326 times
Total Comments Made:2701
FJ Points:6823
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#2 - This one's pretty neat 05/17/2015 on It turned to dust +4
#11 - Don't worry, I go to art school and all my successful teacher…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Bold and brash +17
User avatar #23 - thechosentroll (05/16/2015) [-]
That's because if they're teachers it means they actually know shit about art. Modern art is basically that old fairy tale "The Emperor's New Clothes" - stupid people doing stupid things in order to seem smart, while the smart people sit to the side and wonder how it's even possible for someone to be this stupid.
#6 - This stuff is pretty great Could you mix in some spoopy gh… 05/13/2015 on The Farm 0
#183 - oh man, my stupid friend isn't buying a good PC to play some … 05/10/2015 on Happens Way Too Often +1
#87 - [Large breasted MILF] Ara ara~ 05/05/2015 on nani 0
#19 - oh dear a mediocre webcomic maker doesn't like faggotjunk what…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Well okay then 0
User avatar #25 - forsakensaint (05/04/2015) [-]
Well... We cooouuulld post a lot of C&H content here just to piss them off...
#15 - hey add me to that list please I love this stuff 05/04/2015 on Ruby Mountains 0
#8 - just play with ai till you're around level 10 or more then go …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Payday 2 - Spongebob edition +5
#25 - micekill (04/27/2015) [-]
i didn't know you could play with ai
i feel like an idiot
#78 - I'd play that 04/27/2015 on teacher conference +1
#65 - That's a life changer there... 04/26/2015 on Damn... +3
#292 - Final projects for college 04/26/2015 on Saturday Night Plans? 0
#33 - This new joker looks like some thug. I could see him being…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2015 on My Mango +17
#80 - irishlawyer (04/26/2015) [-]
But this Joker is supposed to be in Arkham during the movie, or so the rumor goes so it makes sense that he would look more like an inmate or a thug rather than in a suit
#214 - "10 inches is ideal size" 04/19/2015 on women and penises +20
#14 - sarcasm  [+] (7 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Anime = Trash +51
#22 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
Kinda hard to tell since you put evangelion first. If ever there was a piece of tryhard emo baby bullshit, it'd have to be evangelion.
User avatar #289 - cronusblade (04/10/2015) [-]
there is nothing emo about eva, if your mother dies, dad abandons you to a indifferent teacher or implied abusive step parents (in the manga), and then in your reunion with him 3 years later, he treats you like a tool to be used, and you are given a greater responsibility than any adult man in history to kill divine harbingers of the apocalypse, the 1st girl you like is a clone of your mom , the 2nd girl you like is a abusive, jealous dangerously competitive sadist bitch, and the first person who tells you they love you sense your mother died betrays you and reveals himself to be a angel, and your forced to kill him, YOU ARE GOING TO BE MOTHER FUCKING DEPRESSED.
#15 - jimmytwoshoes (04/09/2015) [-]
im sorry, there are just so many trolls and shits now... and making fun of bebop man, i finally had to take the "bait" if it were said bait
#228 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
the original reverse trap/loli
#290 - jalauren (04/10/2015) [-]
People think that Ed was a boy? I always thought she was a girl the first time I saw her
User avatar #245 - kazene (04/09/2015) [-]
I had such a hard time trying to figure out if that was a girl or not. Couldn't tell if the show was lying half the time.
User avatar #89 - rejakted (04/09/2015) [-]
This is the second time you've taken the bait, it seems.
First time was when I said (opinion) Bebop was meh and nothing special (except for soundtrack).
How ya doing?
#10 - like really bad guys, really bad  [+] (13 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Anime = Trash +54
#291 - moisture (04/10/2015) [-]
Super duper bad guys, absolutely terrible
#163 - alacaie (04/09/2015) [-]
#53 - zetsuboukamina (04/09/2015) [-]
Utterly shitty and awful
#166 - quatre (04/09/2015) [-]
How did we survive such a dark decade of animation? I don't think anything made then has had a lasting impression on the industry.
#12 - jimmytwoshoes (04/09/2015) [-]
hey fuck you man, Cowboy Bebop was glorious
#14 - Turtleboner (04/09/2015) [-]
sarcasm
#22 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
Kinda hard to tell since you put evangelion first. If ever there was a piece of tryhard emo baby bullshit, it'd have to be evangelion.
User avatar #289 - cronusblade (04/10/2015) [-]
there is nothing emo about eva, if your mother dies, dad abandons you to a indifferent teacher or implied abusive step parents (in the manga), and then in your reunion with him 3 years later, he treats you like a tool to be used, and you are given a greater responsibility than any adult man in history to kill divine harbingers of the apocalypse, the 1st girl you like is a clone of your mom , the 2nd girl you like is a abusive, jealous dangerously competitive sadist bitch, and the first person who tells you they love you sense your mother died betrays you and reveals himself to be a angel, and your forced to kill him, YOU ARE GOING TO BE MOTHER FUCKING DEPRESSED.
#15 - jimmytwoshoes (04/09/2015) [-]
im sorry, there are just so many trolls and shits now... and making fun of bebop man, i finally had to take the "bait" if it were said bait
#228 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
the original reverse trap/loli
#290 - jalauren (04/10/2015) [-]
People think that Ed was a boy? I always thought she was a girl the first time I saw her
User avatar #245 - kazene (04/09/2015) [-]
I had such a hard time trying to figure out if that was a girl or not. Couldn't tell if the show was lying half the time.
User avatar #89 - rejakted (04/09/2015) [-]
This is the second time you've taken the bait, it seems.
First time was when I said (opinion) Bebop was meh and nothing special (except for soundtrack).
How ya doing?
#9 - Guys...guys... 90s anime was bad guys  [+] (21 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Anime = Trash +60
#242 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #236 - merrymarvelite (04/09/2015) [-]
Shut up and get in the robot.
#226 - zeroqp (04/09/2015) [-]
Doesn't DBZ count as a 90s anime? Or is it 80s because it started in the 80s?
User avatar #246 - kazene (04/09/2015) [-]
Dragon Ball started in the late 80's and I think DBZ started in the early 90's.
#160 - wraithguard (04/09/2015) [-]
Question: The girl on the left in the red suit that looks like she might be riding a motorcycle; who is that and what show is it from? Iv'e seen that character a lot and I have no idea what she's from.
User avatar #164 - xxhadesflamesxx (04/09/2015) [-]
it's from Neon Genesis Evangelion and that's Asuka
she isn't riding a motorcycle though
#165 - wraithguard (04/09/2015) [-]
Oh. Thanks.
#10 - Turtleboner (04/09/2015) [-]
like really bad guys, really bad
#291 - moisture (04/10/2015) [-]
Super duper bad guys, absolutely terrible
#163 - alacaie (04/09/2015) [-]
#53 - zetsuboukamina (04/09/2015) [-]
Utterly shitty and awful
#166 - quatre (04/09/2015) [-]
How did we survive such a dark decade of animation? I don't think anything made then has had a lasting impression on the industry.
#12 - jimmytwoshoes (04/09/2015) [-]
hey fuck you man, Cowboy Bebop was glorious
#14 - Turtleboner (04/09/2015) [-]
sarcasm
#22 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
Kinda hard to tell since you put evangelion first. If ever there was a piece of tryhard emo baby bullshit, it'd have to be evangelion.
User avatar #289 - cronusblade (04/10/2015) [-]
there is nothing emo about eva, if your mother dies, dad abandons you to a indifferent teacher or implied abusive step parents (in the manga), and then in your reunion with him 3 years later, he treats you like a tool to be used, and you are given a greater responsibility than any adult man in history to kill divine harbingers of the apocalypse, the 1st girl you like is a clone of your mom , the 2nd girl you like is a abusive, jealous dangerously competitive sadist bitch, and the first person who tells you they love you sense your mother died betrays you and reveals himself to be a angel, and your forced to kill him, YOU ARE GOING TO BE MOTHER FUCKING DEPRESSED.
#15 - jimmytwoshoes (04/09/2015) [-]
im sorry, there are just so many trolls and shits now... and making fun of bebop man, i finally had to take the "bait" if it were said bait
#228 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
the original reverse trap/loli
#290 - jalauren (04/10/2015) [-]
People think that Ed was a boy? I always thought she was a girl the first time I saw her
User avatar #245 - kazene (04/09/2015) [-]
I had such a hard time trying to figure out if that was a girl or not. Couldn't tell if the show was lying half the time.
User avatar #89 - rejakted (04/09/2015) [-]
This is the second time you've taken the bait, it seems.
First time was when I said (opinion) Bebop was meh and nothing special (except for soundtrack).
How ya doing?
#6 - Oh christ admin got told like a bitch  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2015 on /midgets/ +146
User avatar #83 - palmsspaghetti (04/09/2015) [-]
But we love admin. As much as we shit on him he is our glorious leader. I mean it's tough for a white cis male on the internet now.
#92 - anonymous (04/09/2015) [-]
he can go to hell for encouraging trolls and shitposting
no wonder this site is dying
#11 - ******* toonboom dude. I can't tell you how many ti… 04/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
#53 - Voted for Rayman already, too much nostalgia. 04/02/2015 on Vote for sunbro +1
#49 - Here's something i just finished, it's a turtle giving you a t… 03/26/2015 on Something I just finished 0
#14 - I tried 03/22/2015 on The MLB Logo is Just a Bird... 0
#341304 - You should flagellate yourself to become a pure virgin 03/08/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#16 - Just get a military cut  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2015 on My Hair Man +298
#204 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
This, and let the scar show.
Chicks will dig.
User avatar #43 - demonfish (03/07/2015) [-]
I second that, they look good and I have one myself, not that I have a choice
#109 - Lmaoplanes (03/07/2015) [-]
Was worse through basic training though. Amirite?

PX barber: What you want?
Drill SG: Just fuck him up.
PX barber: Say no more.
User avatar #148 - CommentLord (03/07/2015) [-]
Wouldn't have been so bad if I didn't have to pay every single one.
#155 - Lmaoplanes (03/07/2015) [-]
That's what pissed me off the most. I thought they were free when I got there.

We had this Asian lady sometimes that didn't give a fuck. Those of us that got there left the shop with cuts and bruises. Others left bleeding.
User avatar #157 - CommentLord (03/07/2015) [-]
We had a bunch of old dudes at Benning
#224 - Lmaoplanes (03/08/2015) [-]
You didn't see the Asian lady there? I went to Benning. The old guys didn't give a fuck neither, the Asian lady was ruthless.
User avatar #205 - demonfish (03/07/2015) [-]
I didn't even need one, I shaved my head before I got there
#74 - And then you see your friends pair up with eachother and it's … 03/06/2015 on Panic +8
#16 - 6th from the bottom is just hercules no big deal 02/28/2015 on Parenting 101 comp +2

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User avatar #8 - murrlogic (02/20/2015) [-]
boop
#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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