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#108 - Comment deleted 06/22/2014 on Life Has Many Doors +9
#37 - Me and the guys made a little game out of eating kfc. We each … 06/18/2014 on KFC... +1
#70 - And here we have a real life anime villain. 06/15/2014 on oh god 0
#220 - > playing only pc or only console  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on GTA V on PC +1
User avatar #278 - chuckbillrow (06/11/2014) [-]
most major releases come to playstation xbox and PC so owning more than one of those three is just wasting money on expensive hardware you dont need
#15 - This is a situation in which it is perfectly fine to break up … 06/10/2014 on made by pablo stanley +3
#143 - TheFlonn, norn engineer, henge of denravi currently trying… 06/10/2014 on Good guy Guildwars 0
#44 - It's simple enough to read and write a quick report in the wee… 06/09/2014 on When we get a summer... 0
#36 - Turtles are great. 06/09/2014 on Horses, Camels, and their... 0
#106 - **Turtleboner rolled user thesimonved ** I will make unwan…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on *Insert smart title here* 0
#251 - thesimonved (06/08/2014) [-]
#12 - That new movie that came out was pretty bad. Was less of a…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Atomic rainbow power! -18
#24 - anonymous (05/25/2014) [-]
Gotta love people not knowing much about godzilla movies complaining.
User avatar #23 - cocoman (05/25/2014) [-]
And once more someone doesn't get it. Godzilla was in the movie, they named it godzilla, they couldn't name the movie "US army" or "Ford".
User avatar #13 - eezo (05/25/2014) [-]
Have you ever seen literally ANY other actual Godzilla movie
#26 - I really hope they decide to dub the movie already, I can't wa… 05/23/2014 on YESS!,!!!! 0
#15 - It's a great game, also lets you choose not to have the whole … 05/22/2014 on If you know what I mean 0
#10 - braum should give a buff to his team that gives them all beaut… 05/22/2014 on Moustaches op +2
#47 - Picture 05/17/2014 on Let's do this again... +4
#19 - now where is firebender frollo? It would seem that he woul…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on disney, avatar mashup +2
#47 - dutchderpina (05/11/2014) [-]
Well, i tried...
#11 - damn those are some huge ass tears  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on Time for emotions +2
#12 - ssjcarbon (05/10/2014) [-]
Hehehe. Ass tears.
User avatar #25 - chillybilly (05/10/2014) [-]
Lemon luuuuuuuube
#6 - Picture 05/06/2014 on E-tough +5
#67 - If only I had any money at all, then i'd figure out how to bui…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2014 on Peasants and their fate 0
User avatar #108 - turretbuddy (05/05/2014) [-]
You missed:
Donkey Dick Tropical Dong
TW101
Beyo2
Mair-eo
(maybe) Mario kart 8
Yakuza HD
Emulator shit
#67 - I was riding horses before and it was just same old same old U…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2014 on swolecamel's profile 0
User avatar #74 - swolecamel (05/04/2014) [-]
Thank you sir

Keep up the wonderful camel riding
#5 - at least find the full picture 05/03/2014 on EAT DAT SHIT ! +11
#11 - I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient 0
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar #63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#8 - Eventually every star in space will burn out and all will be r…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient +4
User avatar #23 - mrbuu (04/30/2014) [-]
matter can't be created nor destroyed.
#10 - traveltech (04/29/2014) [-]
Not necessarily
User avatar #9 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
well if I'm immortal I would live through everything into the next universe, and then the next, and the next.
User avatar #16 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
from the way I see it,you'd die with the universe:
When You experience absolute nothingness of space,all corelation of space to time is nullified,thus creating timelessness along with spacelessness,until your mind cannot comprehend it anymore and enter a trancelike state.
You'll be floating in nothingness forever,incased in endless meditation.


And if you,instead of entering a trancelike state,enter a dreamlike state,you will be all that is left of space and time,essentially making you,the "universe".
In a way,you'd become god
User avatar #19 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
maybe that is how every universe is created, and in every universe one immortal is born and then that happens
User avatar #11 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death_p2.html

I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar #63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#6 - Have fun drifting in space for eternity after the stars burn out  [+] (12 new replies) 04/29/2014 on That pussy be ancient +23
User avatar #15 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
I think that if you experience nothingness long enough,your mind will eventually fade and become one with the nothingness as far as I'm concerned,that is basically the concept of nirvana
User avatar #7 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
Aliens motherfucker!
#8 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
Eventually every star in space will burn out and all will be returned to nothingness just like before the big bang
note even being edgy, this is a fact accepted by scientists
also, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Future_of_an_expanding_universe
User avatar #23 - mrbuu (04/30/2014) [-]
matter can't be created nor destroyed.
#10 - traveltech (04/29/2014) [-]
Not necessarily
User avatar #9 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
well if I'm immortal I would live through everything into the next universe, and then the next, and the next.
User avatar #16 - pickaxe (04/30/2014) [-]
from the way I see it,you'd die with the universe:
When You experience absolute nothingness of space,all corelation of space to time is nullified,thus creating timelessness along with spacelessness,until your mind cannot comprehend it anymore and enter a trancelike state.
You'll be floating in nothingness forever,incased in endless meditation.


And if you,instead of entering a trancelike state,enter a dreamlike state,you will be all that is left of space and time,essentially making you,the "universe".
In a way,you'd become god
User avatar #19 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
maybe that is how every universe is created, and in every universe one immortal is born and then that happens
User avatar #11 - Turtleboner (04/29/2014) [-]
www.cracked.com/article_18708_5-reasons-immortality-would-be-worse-than-death_p2.html

I know it's cracked but read and cry like little baby man
User avatar #12 - swordmasterredman (04/29/2014) [-]
If I go insane I wont care now will I?
User avatar #22 - captainfuckitall (04/30/2014) [-]
Cracked is incorrect.

1: Evolution will still affect you as it does everyone else. It'll just take along ass time, the same amount of time it takes to become permanent in generations after generations, to be exact.

2: You will not get older (mentally). You can always learn more and memorize more things, but the object of immortality is not a halt, but a rejuvenation, so you will constantly repair yourself as the years go by

3: you wouldn't be trapped anywhere, you are literally immortal, you would outlast anything put around you. Even in things like a black hole it would eventually burn out (as it can) while you remain constant

4: You can tell anyone you want at any given time. What's the government gonna do, chain you up? If they do tests on you and things like that, the most that will happen is a modification of your current body and brain, which you would obviously get anyways, and you would be freed every rise or fall of government or so.

5: If your body rejuvenates, you will not go insane
User avatar #63 - swordmasterredman (04/30/2014) [-]
This is my kind of immortality
#33 - The flash this came from is the fucking best thing ever 04/27/2014 on Earthquake in the mushroom... +2
#39 - Hands shrink in proportion to size of breasts huh? 04/25/2014 on Gaming Moments: Titanfall +1
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Fuck, I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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