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- Seeing someone chug a 2 liter soda like that always makes me cringe
Drugs aren't the only form...
i am guilty of this, i hate the fact i'm addicted to anything sweet, especially fizzy drinks. i feel disgusting whenever i drink a coke
You amerifats disgusts me.
> be me, innamilitary
> first Carl of Duty station
> we get this new guy in my military police precinct
> lanky shite, trailer trash, isn't good at anything
> he marries some other trailer trash chick from the same trailer park and they ship her over with holes poked in her box and everything
> these people are super trailer trash
> keep getting their animals taken away because they won't take them outside to shit and they shit all over housing
> they both just play WoW all day
> command takes away their animals but let's them have a kid
> saddest thing I ever personally witnessed
> everybody comes into work, lanky's in my section
> everybody's wives pack them lunch and shit foreveralone.jlg
> I whip out the shit I bought all healthy garbage to stay awake for 12 hours
> boss whips out a bento box his japanesian waifu made him
> lanky whips out a construction worker's lunchbox
> opens it
> whips out
> 3 full size candy bars
> a family size bag of Doritos
> an entire 2 liter of Mountain Dew
> and 2 individually wrapped pb&j's
> ask him if that's what he eats everyday on shift
> he says yes
> the horror
One of those lanky shite kids that gets diabetes and just eventually takes shots I guess.
And for your next question, yes he was a juggalo, of fucking course
And for your final question, he's still active duty. The absolute horror. He's no longer married to that lady, so let's hope he's doing better.
For the sake of our country.
All you need is a small bottle, it is really is nasty.
I can't even look at coke without cringing, ever since I became skinny I can't drink sweet beverages anymore. I litteraly become sick if I try them.
I can;t even fucking chug a can of soda
I have to sip that shit or it burns my throat
I don't get how they can do it with a new bottle. Cause I occasionally do it when I go full retard and just get a mouthful of fizz.
Ah yes the thing were the throat gets all uncomfortably slimy. I wonder if its an allergic reaction or what?
I chug 2 liters of sprite to an almost unhealthy degree and my wrist is still as thin as a cigarette pack.
i could gain weight cuz ide do nothing but build gains.
Fuck my metabolism.
m8 ill give you advice my dad gave me and i never listened too, wait untill you get older, you will gain weight like a mother fucker, i was 61kgs untill i was 23 then bam fat ass, nw im sitting at 77kgs from 89kgs cause the all mighty ratytang actually wants to be mighty once again as a skinny man
I had unholy metabolism through my early to mid twenties. I'd eat a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts for breakfast, tons of burgers and fast food for the rest of the day EVERY day. Never gained a pound. I was 6'4" and 175 lbs - rail thin. I was about 27 or so when it finally stopped and pounds packed on - had the same eating style. Three years later and I've gained 60 lbs.
Learn to cook. Everyone points out that learning how to cook healthy meals will help you lose weight, but no one ever mentions the dangerous power of being able to make tiny cheese-filled meatballs.
I drink a fuck ton of coke, and I don't have a weight problem, but I also smoke so I have to brush my teeth like 5 times a day.
Sneak butter into literally anything you are able to.
try eating real food instead of chugging sprite...
Wanna trade? If I look at a buffet, I gain 5 pounds
So I gouged my eyes out, been skinny ever since!
- I used to rock the partisan and Chaos Astora Greatsword on my …
the satisfaction of landing...
- Those eggs look all crumbly and ******, no wonder femjap didn'…
Feed Your Asian Waifus
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EU is Jew
- gotcha thanks
- Let me decrypt her first message, "I wish I could find a …
- How do you read these again? Haven't taken a crack at the ol' …
For each page, the order is
If that makes sense
- Oh man I remember NG back in the day, hoo boy. Awesome series,…
Future of Animation
Man, back in the day Newgrounds was the shit. Had hardworking folks making bitchin music and animations like Gravitaxis shit we just don't get anymore today.
I was waiting for mario bros z to make the next episode forever. Thank you for reminding me about it, i may have to seek it out
johnny rocket fingers,ray,paladin,sonny epic battle fantasy and much more that shit was my childhood that site, first time i saw hentai..the kitten series
yeah, I used to watch ALL the Final Fantasy ones
and when I figured I'd go back for nostalgia, I realised, kid me had shitty humour
I stiil fap to demon girl to this day. kill me.
Boy, do I have some good news for you then:
How the hell did you find the full versions of these without paying??
Demon girl sure was great
I recognized every single clip the guy used.
Bitey of Breckenwood was a personal favorite.
I just hope they're already working on a way to capitalize on Youtube's lunacy and greed, cos I genuinely think they can.
I was surprised to see the creator of Bitey still making content to this day. They have their own website and stream on twitch.
i used to nearly orgasm at how fast he could run
like holy shit
- So does he not have any actual powers in this interpretation?
With out the suit, he stopped a speeding car in it's tracks.
Well he's got his spider sense and he can crawl along walls. Plus enhanced strength and his web slingers. The suit enhances those features, so h's not as powerful, but far from powerless. But it will be a tough fight against RoboTurkey, I guess.
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