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Date Signed Up:8/20/2010
Last Login:4/20/2014
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Highest Comment Rank:#648
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#11 - The ******* spaghetti monster was made up as a bi…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Oh god, what has the... -1
User avatar #12 - heraske (04/13/2014) [-]
I'm a Pastafarian and that is offensive.
#7 - I put a piece of a sticky note with an illuminati symbol (pyra… 04/12/2014 on Being paranoid +1
#9 - Half of them are wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on is anyone with me on this one? 0
User avatar #14 - wellimnotsure (04/11/2014) [-]
which means they're all wrong
#885501 - So I'm still waiting for my wario to be announced for super sm…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #885502 - makotoitou (04/09/2014) [-]
Pretty much assured in. Waluigi (who appeared with the wario icon) and Ashley are assist trophies, and Wario is a popular character.
#53 - lol joke's on you, ******* , i spelled i… 04/06/2014 on lol 0
#37 - Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp wat… 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +2
#35 - Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be suffocated in swam…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +9
User avatar #36 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful and delicious. The tru lord cannot be stopped.
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
#32 - >2014 >not torn apart by *****  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +5
#39 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
joke's on you, I have just the torn-est anus you've ever seen
#22 - >2014 >not worshipping the ogrelord  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Proof of the Flying... +30
User avatar #34 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be boiled in hell, repent now to the true lord.
User avatar #35 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Worshippers of false prophets deserve to be suffocated in swamp gas and onion juice, repent now to the true ogrelord.
User avatar #36 - pastafarianwarrior (04/06/2014) [-]
Jokes on you, onion sauce only makes spaghetti more powerful and delicious. The tru lord cannot be stopped.
User avatar #37 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
Spaghetti is just an appetizer, whole raw onions and swamp water are the main course. And who is the lord of the onions? Repent and accept shrek's love into your anal cavity.
User avatar #31 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>still being a shrekfag
User avatar #32 - Turtleboner (04/06/2014) [-]
>2014
>not torn apart by cocks
#39 - nimba (04/06/2014) [-]
joke's on you, I have just the torn-est anus you've ever seen
#8 - Accuaracy of a hyperion. i guess that's good, if you want shoo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2014 on borderlands +29
User avatar #87 - inferuz (04/05/2014) [-]
As the guy above posted in BL2 Hyperion has that damn shoot to get accuracy but in BL1 they where the M4 of CS1.6(low recoil).

Just to point out they are porbably talking about an Atlas sniper Im not even sure if Atlas could match Jakobs in raw power but they where definetely damn good .
User avatar #9 - roxasftw (04/05/2014) [-]
In borderlands The first Hyperion weapons had a extra little bonus attached to them, like 40% more accuracy or 50% less recoil, but in the new game
Borderlands 2, They had it so you had to shoot a couple of times
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#2 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
Here you go, bro.
User avatar #3 to #8 - scruffstah (06/06/2012) [-]
**** , I failed and didn't blot out her name on one of those, nor my fake facebook name. Dammit.
#1 - runtz (10/12/2011) [-]
You seem to have a very neat name. I shall reward your creativity with this wooden chair.
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