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Date Signed Up:12/07/2009
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User avatar #14 - theblondefetus (04/11/2013) [-]
I like your name
User avatar #13 - Turquoise (05/11/2012) [-]
**Turquoise rolls 94**
#12 - UHnonNImuhs **User deleted account** (05/12/2010) [-]
#8 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (04/25/2010) [-]
At times, I feel like releasing a huge spider into your house, so that you can write another hilarious OMGROFLMAO story about it :/ Or a snake.
User avatar #9 to #13 - Turquoise (04/25/2010) [-]
Not much to write about anymore, if I wanna get acknowledgment nowadays on this website, it's gotta be about how much of a faggot justin beiber is, or a compilation of stupid reposts.
#10 to #14 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (04/26/2010) [-]
I know. It sucks. *reads spider story* ...Was it liquid laundry soap or powder? Powder doesn't seem like something that would slow it down but... :/
User avatar #11 to #15 - Turquoise (04/26/2010) [-]
liquid, I didn't know people still used powder. Lol.

What's ironic is that the spider story is probably my best, but I've got ****** rants that outrank it by far in thumbs.
#5 - anon (02/13/2010) [-]
your 'nasty images' pic;
Go to google images> myiasis in the breast
second or third row down - towards the right.

Still think its shopped?
User avatar #6 to #10 - Turquoise (02/13/2010) [-]
They are shopped. Miasis is caused by parasitic fly larvae feasting on your flesh, commonly on livestock and animals. However, it's extremely rare on humans.
User avatar #4 - HelenKeller (02/02/2010) [-]
#2 - Narkisia **User deleted account** (01/25/2010) [-]
i bet u delete all the "insulting" comments and only lieve the ass kissing ones don't u? :) noone likes ur crup-.- and i also bet ur gonna erase this comment too but i don't care i only wanted to say this to you :)
#7 to #6 - anon (04/11/2010) [-]
Well, aren't you a big barrel of sunshine.
#1 - chrispbacon **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#3 to #5 - ArtistStallion **User deleted account** (01/26/2010) [-]
Very true. I now start FUFUT. (funnyjunk users for underappreciated Turquoise)
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