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User avatar #276 - fables (07/09/2014) [-]
I should also add
my bf makes $13 an hour and has been doing what he does for 15 years
he barely gets by. went 4 years without a car because he just straight up couldn't afford one. has lived on top ramen, $20 a week for food, and has had to cancel cable and shit. can't go to the dentist, get new glasses, or do anything he needs to. because he can't afford it. and he works hard as fuck. his hands hurt, his back is fucked up, he's exhausted every day. all for crappy food and a place to sleep so that he can get up and do it all again the next day.
his dad was laid off from his job and can't find another in his field because he's over qualified
so he works at home depot. making far less than he could be
I've been just trying to find a fucking job anywhere I can
I ALMOST got hired at target
but that fell through
can't get a job at mcdonalds, walmart, costco, anywhere.
shit's tough right now. you're being unnecessarily judgmental of people when you don't know their struggles.
User avatar #378 - TurdBurgler (07/09/2014) [-]
I worked my way up from the bottom of this company I currently work for to where I am now in less than 2 years. I started as just a laborer and now I'm a Shift Lead (supervisor). I've been at this job now for a little over 3 years and while I didn't originally want to have the responsibility of this position again, I took it anyways because I needed the money.

My gf had been laid off for almost 3 years, was finally able to find a cheap and reliable car, and soon after got herself a job that started her at $8.25/hour. She even recently transferred to a different store (with the same company) that pays $9.85/hour and is closer to home. While she really doesn't want to be doing what she's doing, she had no choice.

So I do know how some people struggle. She applied at probably 300+ jobs in the time she was laid off and nobody wanted her because she either didn't have enough experience or no degrees or anything after high school. She got severely depressed, stressed out and everything in between. I hated seeing her like that, but she found this job. It has benefits, pays well, and she's guaranteed a raise for her 2 and 3 year anniversary. After 3 years, she'll be making over $11 an hour.

Those types of jobs are out there. You just have to find them. It may not be your dream job, but sometimes that's what you have to deal with.
User avatar #270 - fables (07/09/2014) [-]
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User avatar #4 - dthedozer (02/28/2011) [-]
hey where did you get the **** i want to see it
User avatar #5 to #4 - TurdBurgler (03/01/2011) [-]
I would give you a link, but I recently went to the site I got them from (they're stories, not pictures), and it's no longer available :/ I haven't posted in forever....but I know of another site with similar stories on it. Can give you the link to that if you want.
User avatar #6 to #5 - dthedozer (03/01/2011) [-]
sure man
sound cool
User avatar #8 to #7 - dthedozer (03/02/2011) [-]
cool broski
User avatar #1 - brendantheferret (02/07/2011) [-]
i like your name
User avatar #2 to #1 - TurdBurgler (02/07/2011) [-]
Thanks haha.
#3 to #2 - brendantheferret (02/07/2011) [-]
also i stole your comment virginity

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