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Triskiller

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/16/2010
Last Login:9/27/2016
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#45260 - I’m bursting at the seams Not without reason it seems …  [+] (2 replies) 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +1
#45262 - tvfreakuk (01/21/2014) [-]
That was fantastic
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#45264 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#45250 - Several days I’ve been waiting In the darkness where I w…  [+] (2 replies) 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... +2
#45267 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
Simply beautiful. I can imagine someone analyzing this very deeplyHigh school language class anyone? and then they finally realize it's about ice cream.
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#45268 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
So many confused students.
#45248 - Guys, gimme a subject for a poem. I feel like writing something.  [+] (13 replies) 01/21/2014 on Drawing & Art - drawing... 0
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#45259 - Nahyon (01/21/2014) [-]
Farting loudly
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#45263 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
I think it was Oppenheimer who said
"Now I am become death"
He was talking in a figurative sense
But he had never smelt a scent so dense
A cacophony of loudly vibrating skin
Only an out, not an in
It can be felt by passerby
Who catch a glimpse with wandering eye
Of a sight so scarce it makes them cry
A proudly farting homeless guy
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#45255 - bggeddevtwo (01/21/2014) [-]
tanks!!!
#45265 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
Power rumbling down the road,
Crushing all as it goes,
All of creation; grand and tall,
comes to an end, trembles and falls.
The dust will settle, the people will weep
Learning nothing from the terror we reap.
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#45261 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
"So I just wanted to say that I appreciate the way you liberated us from those pesky germans. So, erm...

Tanks."
- Triskiller
#45253 - tvfreakuk (01/21/2014) [-]
Sexual frustration.
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#45260 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
I’m bursting at the seams
Not without reason it seems
I have had these horrid dreams
Where at the end my Johnson creams

But when I’m with a lady friend
There seems to be this ongoing trend
Where my member starts to bend
And it all comes to an untimely end

I can not seem to keep it up
No matter the size of cup
The beauty of the face or butt
A beauty queen or ugly mutt

But when I lay my head to rest
I get a feeling of unrest
Down below the line of waist
I can feel my baby paste

I wish that I could satisfy
The thirst of my snake with one eye
To find a hole that makes me quiver
Maybe OP will deliver
#45262 - tvfreakuk (01/21/2014) [-]
That was fantastic
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#45264 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
Thank you.
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#45249 - legendaryhero (01/21/2014) [-]
icecream
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#45250 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
Several days I’ve been waiting
In the darkness where I was held
Holding on to that bitter feeling
My innate sweetness, I could feel it melt

The cold embraces me
It strengthens my bonds
Finally I sense you near
The lights they come on

You look around my prison
Reflections of crystals on the walls
You pick me up and take me out
You probably think I’ll forget it all

But I remember, those days and nights
No comfort from a blowing breeze
When you eat me up tonight
I will make your brain freeze
#45267 - anon (01/21/2014) [-]
Simply beautiful. I can imagine someone analyzing this very deeplyHigh school language class anyone? and then they finally realize it's about ice cream.
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#45268 - Triskiller (01/21/2014) [-]
So many confused students.
#195 - Ohai  [+] (2 replies) 01/04/2014 on Triskiller's profile 0
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#196 - nekoyas (01/04/2014) [-]
whats good
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#197 - Triskiller (01/04/2014) [-]
Pretty much everything, how about you?
#55 - It's Atbash, it says so in his description.  [+] (1 reply) 12/12/2013 on Guide to the Unknown +1
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#57 - asmodeu (12/12/2013) [-]
Aw dangit, I used ATBASH as a key in viginere decoding, but I've never heard of atbash cipher.

Anyway, enjoy translated text (and thanks)

DEAR GOD HELP ME I KNOW HES COMING AND THERES NOBODY TO SAVE ME
HIS GRIN, IT TERRIFIES ME. IS ANYBODY THERE, WILL ANYBODY HELP?
MY NAME IS ELI, AND THIS MIGHT BE MY LAST MESSAGE TO THE WORLD
I HAVE CARED FOR SO MANY PEOPLE, WHY DO I DESERVE
MAN
MAN IS EVIL
HELP
HELP PLEASE
THE DEVIL
SOMEO
INDRID COLD