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#291365 - No, you said that. I said a lot more things.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #291366 - bladeboy (07/12/2014) [-]
I love when you come here, your hate is always so good.
#291364 - But neither is mine. Strangely enough, standing on a roof in t… 07/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#291351 - If you don't like your job, quit. If you don't want t…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/12/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +2
User avatar #291397 - fishinyourface (07/12/2014) [-]
oh look it's the "someone else has it worse, you can't feel badly ever" logic again.
User avatar #291364 - Totaler (07/12/2014) [-]
But neither is mine. Strangely enough, standing on a roof in the sun all day, vacuuming crushed Lucky Charms out of the floor of a minivan, and dodging the occasional stick or rock kicked up by a lawn mower towards my face isn't always that enjoyable. Especially when you don't dodge in time and take a rock to the face.

So don't fucking act like because I'm not dealing with people constantly, my job is easier than yours.

I deal with all sorts of shit unexpectedly, too. Some days it's "Hey, do this." Some days involve having the feces of small rodents smeared on my shirt while I clean their cage. And others involve swatting back hordes of mosquitoes and other insects while trimming brush. Others involve surprise encounters with toads, snakes, moles, and birds living in the thing I am trimming, weeding, or cutting down.

And I'm for damn sure that you've never had to go up and down a two story ladder fifty times in a day while flipping burgers or working cash at a goddamn dollar store.

I find ways to enjoy my job over the less enjoyable things that happen, so can you. I think of days where after roofing the house, we had smoke-cooked ribs for dinner or after being pegged in the face with a rock, the little three year old of the family I work for telling me he loved me.

So surely to God, you can find something good about your day, to outweigh the asshole who complained that you short changed him by a nickel.
#291357 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
"I work my ass off at multiple jobs, so that invalidates any complaint you might have about your job." - You
User avatar #291365 - Totaler (07/12/2014) [-]
No, you said that. I said a lot more things.
User avatar #291366 - bladeboy (07/12/2014) [-]
I love when you come here, your hate is always so good.
#273359 - Not everyone is intended to be perfect weight, you have a 17 y… 06/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +4
#273358 - This is your girlfriend, douchebag. How about you take a look …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +6
User avatar #273359 - Totaler (06/08/2014) [-]
Not everyone is intended to be perfect weight, you have a 17 year old girl freaking out about every single fucking ounce like she's going through her midlife crisis. Between you and her asshole father the kid hates herself. She's so critical of herself to hear her you'd think she's a whale. No goddamn wonder she has no self esteem, because she's lost it all with every fucking half ounce you chew her out for. Why don't you fucking off back to whichever sandy strip of Hell you immigrated from where your daily concerns involve not dying, instead of the millimeters around my friend's waist you cunt?

And to another girl with a deadbeat dad. I want you to imagine a girl who deserves the world. Who fights through everything that gets in her way, to still be an amazing, kind, beautiful, loving, caring girl.

Now, I liked her dad. Never met him, but everything I heard about him made me like him, including the fact that everyone always said how he and I shared many positive qualities. Well, now her dad is a pile of shit. This asshole got a new bitch. Her parents divorced and moved on, and her father unfortunately moved onto a cunt. His daughters can't stand her, she's a tyrannical bitch. And in fact when my friend's younger sister got the courage to tell her father this, he screamed at her. He screamed at his daughter for not liking an utter cunt. And when my friend needed him to sign something, he chewed her out for not first saying hi to the bitch.

They're your fucking kids, asshole! Fucking treat them like human beings and not obstacles in the way of you getting to ram your dick in a stretched out vagina every once in a while! Take your heart back from this demonic cunt and fucking USE IT.
#273355 - I fucking hate how shitty some people treat my friends. Grante…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +7
User avatar #273358 - Totaler (06/08/2014) [-]
This is your girlfriend, douchebag. How about you take a look in the mirror before you critique someone else's appearance you fucking piece of shit? And maybe open your fucking eyes, seeing as you constantly have them half shut with that stupid fucking grin of yours. Or are they swollen because you have such a goddamn punchable face and people are just constantly doing what I'd fucking love to?

The next person far too critical of a friend's weight is a fucking doctor. Warning: racism inbound. This friend, is not even fat, she's slightly curvy, got a bit of weight, but she's certainly not fat, or as her fucking Paki doctor calls her "severely overweight" or "obese". Listen here you brown skinned fuck. This is a girl who already has it hard enough in life. Her deadbeat dad won't even pay the girl's grandmother who takes care of her. He's busy fucking his new chicky two hours away while the grandmother raises his fucking kid. They're so broke the kid has to sell her things to be able to attend her prom and graduation, meanwhile Daddy McMoneybags and his Apple employee girlfriend do whatever the fuck they want. Sidenote: fuck you too, deadbeat dad. You made the kid, fucking take care of her or at least have some presence in her life other than the asshole who occasionally treats her like shit via phone call.

But anyways, back to this fucking doctor. Your job, is to ensure she is in good health. Is she? Yes. She plays sports and dances and swims and all this shit, she eats healthy and is in good, fucking health. Your job is not to fucking tell every girl who is half a pound above anorexia that she's fat you fucking Pakistani prick.

TBC
User avatar #273359 - Totaler (06/08/2014) [-]
Not everyone is intended to be perfect weight, you have a 17 year old girl freaking out about every single fucking ounce like she's going through her midlife crisis. Between you and her asshole father the kid hates herself. She's so critical of herself to hear her you'd think she's a whale. No goddamn wonder she has no self esteem, because she's lost it all with every fucking half ounce you chew her out for. Why don't you fucking off back to whichever sandy strip of Hell you immigrated from where your daily concerns involve not dying, instead of the millimeters around my friend's waist you cunt?

And to another girl with a deadbeat dad. I want you to imagine a girl who deserves the world. Who fights through everything that gets in her way, to still be an amazing, kind, beautiful, loving, caring girl.

Now, I liked her dad. Never met him, but everything I heard about him made me like him, including the fact that everyone always said how he and I shared many positive qualities. Well, now her dad is a pile of shit. This asshole got a new bitch. Her parents divorced and moved on, and her father unfortunately moved onto a cunt. His daughters can't stand her, she's a tyrannical bitch. And in fact when my friend's younger sister got the courage to tell her father this, he screamed at her. He screamed at his daughter for not liking an utter cunt. And when my friend needed him to sign something, he chewed her out for not first saying hi to the bitch.

They're your fucking kids, asshole! Fucking treat them like human beings and not obstacles in the way of you getting to ram your dick in a stretched out vagina every once in a while! Take your heart back from this demonic cunt and fucking USE IT.
#262262 - You're the one that needs me here, and yet here you are trying…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #262311 - azumeow (05/17/2014) [-]
I remember when I was in this position.

You are not going to escape until she does something utterly unforgivable. If you're past that point, then I'd suggest just walking away and using drugs or something to get over it. You can get rehab for drugs. A murder-suicide doesn't just go away.
#262256 - I thanked you and told you I loved you for being there for me,…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #262262 - Totaler (05/17/2014) [-]
You're the one that needs me here, and yet here you are trying to shove me over the edge while my EX is trying to pull me away from it.

My ex. EX. Shit is seriously fucked up when your ex is trying to save you from the person you were (are) in love with! Her and I are supposed to hate each other and do nothing but talk shit about each other to our friends, while you and I are supposed to be skipping happily through a goddamn field of roses holding hands and then laying down on a blanket under a enormous fucking oak tree and fucking like goddamn rabbits until the moon comes up and you are so drenched in my fucking semen that you'll think it was Hurricane Katrina that fucked you and not me.

But that's not how it is. Because you're a cunt. Playing a game of "how far can I push the angry boy".

Not much farther. Not much at all. And I suggest you back the hell up and piss the fuck off before I go down and bring your sorry ass with me.
User avatar #262311 - azumeow (05/17/2014) [-]
I remember when I was in this position.

You are not going to escape until she does something utterly unforgivable. If you're past that point, then I'd suggest just walking away and using drugs or something to get over it. You can get rehab for drugs. A murder-suicide doesn't just go away.
#262251 - Yesterday was Hell on Earth. I walked out on my father after s…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #262256 - Totaler (05/17/2014) [-]
I thanked you and told you I loved you for being there for me, and you responded with "yea" repeatedly and I asked you, politely, to please say something else. So you decided to kick me in the teeth, thanks.

It's incredible, honestly, how much sarcasm can be put into that word. "Thanks". Thanks, you fucking cunt, for responding to that with "well I'm not going to say I love you back because I don't". Thanks. That was, pre-fucking-cisely what I fuckign needed, the day I screamed at a deranged, 53 year old man, who may very well have cancer growing in him. I already felt like an enormous piece of shit and wanted to blow my own fucking brains out with some form of large caliber bullet, the pin striking the cap, and the bullet flying from the resulting explosion sending my brains splattering wildly against whatever surface they struck first.

I already felt like doing that, of course I could never do that to my mom, or my ex, or my best friend, or you. Because without me, your fucking perfect little world would fall into ruin and you'd cry endlessly and slit your wrists until you eventually went to far and joined me yourself. You need me you fucking cunt. Nobody else is going to love you like I do, nobody else is going to take care of you and put up with your constant whining and bi-polarism and horrific stupidity and immaturity! YOU NEED ME BECAUSE WITHOUT ME YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SAD LITTLE BITCH WHO NOBODY LOVES! IF I GO, YOU GO WITH ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! BECAUSE YOU WON'T LAST A FUCKING MONTH WITHOUT ME! YOU NEED ME HERE! YOU FUCKING NEED ME!

But here you are, pushing me closer to that edge every fucking time you pull one of these fucking stunts.



TBC
User avatar #262262 - Totaler (05/17/2014) [-]
You're the one that needs me here, and yet here you are trying to shove me over the edge while my EX is trying to pull me away from it.

My ex. EX. Shit is seriously fucked up when your ex is trying to save you from the person you were (are) in love with! Her and I are supposed to hate each other and do nothing but talk shit about each other to our friends, while you and I are supposed to be skipping happily through a goddamn field of roses holding hands and then laying down on a blanket under a enormous fucking oak tree and fucking like goddamn rabbits until the moon comes up and you are so drenched in my fucking semen that you'll think it was Hurricane Katrina that fucked you and not me.

But that's not how it is. Because you're a cunt. Playing a game of "how far can I push the angry boy".

Not much farther. Not much at all. And I suggest you back the hell up and piss the fuck off before I go down and bring your sorry ass with me.
User avatar #262311 - azumeow (05/17/2014) [-]
I remember when I was in this position.

You are not going to escape until she does something utterly unforgivable. If you're past that point, then I'd suggest just walking away and using drugs or something to get over it. You can get rehab for drugs. A murder-suicide doesn't just go away.
#262247 - Apparently I'm building a reputation for being full of hatred …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +3
User avatar #262251 - Totaler (05/17/2014) [-]
Yesterday was Hell on Earth. I walked out on my father after screaming at him. I didn't want to come back. I still haven't spoken to him, and it's been over 36 hours. I came back for my mom. And the cats. They might be dumb fucking cats, but they're my dumb fucking cats.

But in fact, yesterday was the bomb finally blowing up at the end of a fuse that had been burning for a long time. Everything had been leaning towards utter collapse and it happened. (Imagine one of my rants, but IRL and being given at a volume which is typically only reached with the help of electronic devises).

I spend a large portion of my life helping other people with their troubles. My best friend has just been dumped by his girlfriend of four+ years and it's a nightly battle to keep him from falling into depression. My ex and yet one of the most amazing girls on the planet is battling her anxieties of moving away for the first time and her father being an utter douchebag. Fuck, as I'm writing this I'm occasionally stopping to keep my friend from self-harming, literally after the word "occasionally" I paused to tell her that nothing good will come from it. I spend my time helping these people because I love them and I know that when I need them they're gonna be the fuckers at the front of the line to be there for me.

And last night, I needed them. And there they were, amongst others. And un-be-fucking-lievably, there you were too. Right fucking there telling me everything would be ok.

Then you just fucking ruined it. For the first goddamn time in our relationship you showed that you may actually give a damn about me. And then you shat it the fuck away.

TBC
User avatar #262256 - Totaler (05/17/2014) [-]
I thanked you and told you I loved you for being there for me, and you responded with "yea" repeatedly and I asked you, politely, to please say something else. So you decided to kick me in the teeth, thanks.

It's incredible, honestly, how much sarcasm can be put into that word. "Thanks". Thanks, you fucking cunt, for responding to that with "well I'm not going to say I love you back because I don't". Thanks. That was, pre-fucking-cisely what I fuckign needed, the day I screamed at a deranged, 53 year old man, who may very well have cancer growing in him. I already felt like an enormous piece of shit and wanted to blow my own fucking brains out with some form of large caliber bullet, the pin striking the cap, and the bullet flying from the resulting explosion sending my brains splattering wildly against whatever surface they struck first.

I already felt like doing that, of course I could never do that to my mom, or my ex, or my best friend, or you. Because without me, your fucking perfect little world would fall into ruin and you'd cry endlessly and slit your wrists until you eventually went to far and joined me yourself. You need me you fucking cunt. Nobody else is going to love you like I do, nobody else is going to take care of you and put up with your constant whining and bi-polarism and horrific stupidity and immaturity! YOU NEED ME BECAUSE WITHOUT ME YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SAD LITTLE BITCH WHO NOBODY LOVES! IF I GO, YOU GO WITH ME YOU LITTLE SHIT! BECAUSE YOU WON'T LAST A FUCKING MONTH WITHOUT ME! YOU NEED ME HERE! YOU FUCKING NEED ME!

But here you are, pushing me closer to that edge every fucking time you pull one of these fucking stunts.



TBC
User avatar #262262 - Totaler (05/17/2014) [-]
You're the one that needs me here, and yet here you are trying to shove me over the edge while my EX is trying to pull me away from it.

My ex. EX. Shit is seriously fucked up when your ex is trying to save you from the person you were (are) in love with! Her and I are supposed to hate each other and do nothing but talk shit about each other to our friends, while you and I are supposed to be skipping happily through a goddamn field of roses holding hands and then laying down on a blanket under a enormous fucking oak tree and fucking like goddamn rabbits until the moon comes up and you are so drenched in my fucking semen that you'll think it was Hurricane Katrina that fucked you and not me.

But that's not how it is. Because you're a cunt. Playing a game of "how far can I push the angry boy".

Not much farther. Not much at all. And I suggest you back the hell up and piss the fuck off before I go down and bring your sorry ass with me.
User avatar #262311 - azumeow (05/17/2014) [-]
I remember when I was in this position.

You are not going to escape until she does something utterly unforgivable. If you're past that point, then I'd suggest just walking away and using drugs or something to get over it. You can get rehab for drugs. A murder-suicide doesn't just go away.

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User avatar #648 - lissiexoxobear (05/20/2013) [-]
what do you want for the demonic arm?
User avatar #649 to #648 - Totaler (05/20/2013) [-]
Right now I need 500 Tokens and Cucumbers.

But I'll pretty much take whatever you want to sell because I don't want the Doll parts.
User avatar #650 to #649 - lissiexoxobear (05/20/2013) [-]
how many 500 tokens?
User avatar #651 to #650 - Totaler (05/20/2013) [-]
I only need 10, but send whatever you want. Like I said I'll pretty much accept anything for them.
User avatar #654 to #651 - lissiexoxobear (05/20/2013) [-]
thank you =3
User avatar #655 to #654 - Totaler (05/20/2013) [-]
No problem. :3
#646 - ldottvssm (05/20/2013) [-]
here ya go sir! and thank you very much
User avatar #647 to #646 - Totaler (05/20/2013) [-]
Thanks! And Welcome.
User avatar #640 - laspussy (05/20/2013) [-]
what else does the dragon need?
User avatar #641 to #640 - Totaler (05/20/2013) [-]
That one actually only needs Cabbage.

What the others need is in their description (which is on my profile).
User avatar #642 to #641 - laspussy (05/20/2013) [-]
oh wow, it does...sadly I don't think i'll be able to help out too much :/
User avatar #643 to #642 - Totaler (05/20/2013) [-]
That's alright! Thanks anyways.
User avatar #644 to #643 - laspussy (05/20/2013) [-]
cabbages are rare D:
User avatar #645 to #644 - Totaler (05/20/2013) [-]
Somewhat.
User avatar #639 to #638 - Totaler (05/19/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#622 - mygems (05/17/2013) [-]
500's done well
User avatar #623 to #622 - Totaler (05/17/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #621 to #620 - Totaler (05/16/2013) [-]
Gracias.
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User avatar #618 to #617 - Totaler (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm actually hoarding them to make a trade with someone else, sorry. :/
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User avatar #615 - AreYouBlessed (05/15/2013) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #616 to #615 - Totaler (05/15/2013) [-]
Welcome!
User avatar #611 - nevermentioned (05/13/2013) [-]
How much for the pride egg?
User avatar #613 to #611 - Totaler (05/13/2013) [-]
Would you be willing to change the Slendermen in the offer? As you can see, I have a surplus.
User avatar #614 to #613 - nevermentioned (05/13/2013) [-]
Yeah I can. Sorry I went to sleep.
User avatar #612 to #611 - Totaler (05/13/2013) [-]
I have no idea what they go for, because I just came back yesterday, and someone gifted me 4 eggs.
#608 - anonymous (12/17/2012) [-]
I just looked around 100 pages backwards in the hating board and saw some posts you made.

I got a feel
User avatar #609 to #608 - biofatso (12/17/2012) [-]
whoops
this is my account
User avatar #610 to #609 - Totaler (01/06/2013) [-]
Thanks for the message. :P
User avatar #607 - Izen (11/25/2012) [-]
I dont know you...but ill miss you
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#599 - pizzaplanet (11/15/2012) [-]
Just wanted to say thanks for accepting all my trades, made my day and doubled my bank!
User avatar #600 to #599 - Totaler (11/15/2012) [-]
No problem. :)
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User avatar #598 to #597 - Totaler (11/15/2012) [-]
Welcome bro. :)
User avatar #595 - magikarpforlife ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
thanks man
User avatar #596 to #595 - Totaler (11/15/2012) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #594 - sacredmatrix (11/15/2012) [-]
Thank you very much.
User avatar #585 - itemguy (11/15/2012) [-]
wHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR THE GOLD GOBLIN OR FRANK TORSO? i REALLY WANTED BOTH i'LL TRADE ANYTHING!
User avatar #591 to #585 - Totaler (11/15/2012) [-]
The Frank Torso is still there.
User avatar #588 to #585 - Totaler (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm giving stuff away, unfortunately, they go very fast.
User avatar #583 - theplazaknight (11/15/2012) [-]
Can I have your presidents? :)
User avatar #584 to #583 - Totaler (11/15/2012) [-]
I just gave away a fuckload of them, so send a request if any are left.
User avatar #581 - iluvhalo (11/15/2012) [-]
thanks for the frogs
User avatar #582 to #581 - Totaler (11/15/2012) [-]
No problem.
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