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#339015 - Alright then, peace out cunts.  [+] (1 reply) 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#339016 - anon (11/18/2014) [-]
#338857 - Someone needs to sit down with these girls and explain to them…  [+] (3 replies) 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -3
#339084 - iamannon (11/18/2014) [-]
I actually can not tell If you are being serious or ironic, holy fuck this is hilarious
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#338866 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
You make so many references to one night stands and "sluts" over your seven billion paragraphs with two sentences each that I'm really surprised you never wondered why no one can see how nice you are. Honestly it seems you're just getting on a bent because these people... exist and have sex with other people that also exist.
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#338871 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
No, I'm seeing one of the "3".
#338852 - No that's amusing.  [+] (5 replies) 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
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#338853 - princessren (11/18/2014) [-]
...in a good way?
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#339317 - aherorising (11/19/2014) [-]
you really shouldn't care that much about something as small and insignificant as a phone case.
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#339318 - princessren (11/19/2014) [-]
I was just wondering if all iphones = bad
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#339320 - aherorising (11/19/2014) [-]
Nah. The Iphone in general is still a very decent device, capable of doing everything you realistically would expect a smartphone to be capable of. The hate is rather aimed towards people who feel better for having an expensive brand device, while knowing nothing about it.
I won't hate someone who claims iphone to be better when he/she can give solid arguments and knows his way around the market, nor will I be angry at someone who is simply happy with his phone the way it is. But I will dislike someone who's never dared to touch another brand claiming the iphone is better than all others because it can do something useless/extremely specific.
I do commend the brand for it's simplicity though. As the interface is clear, and simplistic, I'd advice an iphone or ipad to any elder with little experience with technology (including my mom, dad, and grandpa). I personally prefer more customization and tweaking with my device, though.
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#338858 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
Yes.
#338851 - The landscape here, without noise, is rather easy to look at. …  [+] (4 replies) 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -3
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#338857 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
Someone needs to sit down with these girls and explain to them, maybe the reason your boyfriend cheated on you was because he found another girl, thought it was you, and couldn't tell the fucking difference. "Well sorry babe she had the same hair, clothes, phone, voice, personality, name, and everything else as you, I thought it was you I was bending over the table."

And no girls, using a different Instagram filter from your friend does not show your individuality. Although it's at least somewhat helpful in telling you apart.

And I won't even begin to go down the road of talking about the bar scene or party scene. Imagine 200 of the same, drunkenly grinding on whatever she can find in her crop top and short skirt, holding her Smirnoff Ice and, once again, taking another goddamn selfie for Instagram #wasted #ohmygod #Smirnoff #whoisthisguy #hopehebroughtacondom.

The only thing a man can do is hope to fuck he manages to avoid the bitch, become friends with the non-photocopy, and find one of the three who doesn't come with a side order of insanity.
#339084 - iamannon (11/18/2014) [-]
I actually can not tell If you are being serious or ironic, holy fuck this is hilarious
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#338866 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
You make so many references to one night stands and "sluts" over your seven billion paragraphs with two sentences each that I'm really surprised you never wondered why no one can see how nice you are. Honestly it seems you're just getting on a bent because these people... exist and have sex with other people that also exist.
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#338871 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
No, I'm seeing one of the "3".
#338842 - And of those identical seven, one provides a shred of hope. Fo…  [+] (12 replies) 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -2
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#338851 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
The landscape here, without noise, is rather easy to look at. Even if they all look the same, at least it's a sea of (mostly) nice butts. The problem, my friends comes with the noise associated with the other end of these creatures.

This is my school's first year with a basketball team. So, a wave of tall, athletic, good looking, mostly black males has appeared here. They're not the problem. They're all rather chill guys. The problem is that every one of those six photocopies wants every single one in her bed, right now. You cannot be near the team without hearing a pack of identical 5'3" sluts talking about how she would fuck any number of them in a heartbeat.

And aside from talking about trying to lure an outstanding young athlete into making a one night mistake, the most common phrases uttered by these things include "oh my God did you hear..." "I can't believe she..." and "ugh I wish I looked like that". Bitch, you do look like that. You and your five photocopied friends look like that other photocopy that just walked by you on her way to Starbucks.

All they talk about is looks, dicks, and clothes. "Oh my God Jenny, where did you get that sweater?" "Well Sarah, I got it the same place as Becky, Meghan, Molly, Erika, and Carly did. You know, the Generic Slut Shop over on Basic Boulevard. My daddy bought it for me because I threatened to smash the iPhone he pays for if he didn't."

TBC

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#338857 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
Someone needs to sit down with these girls and explain to them, maybe the reason your boyfriend cheated on you was because he found another girl, thought it was you, and couldn't tell the fucking difference. "Well sorry babe she had the same hair, clothes, phone, voice, personality, name, and everything else as you, I thought it was you I was bending over the table."

And no girls, using a different Instagram filter from your friend does not show your individuality. Although it's at least somewhat helpful in telling you apart.

And I won't even begin to go down the road of talking about the bar scene or party scene. Imagine 200 of the same, drunkenly grinding on whatever she can find in her crop top and short skirt, holding her Smirnoff Ice and, once again, taking another goddamn selfie for Instagram #wasted #ohmygod #Smirnoff #whoisthisguy #hopehebroughtacondom.

The only thing a man can do is hope to fuck he manages to avoid the bitch, become friends with the non-photocopy, and find one of the three who doesn't come with a side order of insanity.
#339084 - iamannon (11/18/2014) [-]
I actually can not tell If you are being serious or ironic, holy fuck this is hilarious
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#338866 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
You make so many references to one night stands and "sluts" over your seven billion paragraphs with two sentences each that I'm really surprised you never wondered why no one can see how nice you are. Honestly it seems you're just getting on a bent because these people... exist and have sex with other people that also exist.
User avatar
#338871 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
No, I'm seeing one of the "3".
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#338844 - princessren (11/18/2014) [-]
is it bad that I have an iphone if it is an iphone 4 with an R2D2 cover
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#338852 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
No that's amusing.
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#338853 - princessren (11/18/2014) [-]
...in a good way?
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#339317 - aherorising (11/19/2014) [-]
you really shouldn't care that much about something as small and insignificant as a phone case.
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#339318 - princessren (11/19/2014) [-]
I was just wondering if all iphones = bad
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#339320 - aherorising (11/19/2014) [-]
Nah. The Iphone in general is still a very decent device, capable of doing everything you realistically would expect a smartphone to be capable of. The hate is rather aimed towards people who feel better for having an expensive brand device, while knowing nothing about it.
I won't hate someone who claims iphone to be better when he/she can give solid arguments and knows his way around the market, nor will I be angry at someone who is simply happy with his phone the way it is. But I will dislike someone who's never dared to touch another brand claiming the iphone is better than all others because it can do something useless/extremely specific.
I do commend the brand for it's simplicity though. As the interface is clear, and simplistic, I'd advice an iphone or ipad to any elder with little experience with technology (including my mom, dad, and grandpa). I personally prefer more customization and tweaking with my device, though.
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#338858 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
Yes.
#338835 - I hate movies with generic background characters. I hate gener…  [+] (15 replies) 11/18/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... -3
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#338977 - rokkarokkaali (11/18/2014) [-]
Are you mad that girls are using yoga pants. Ha gay
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#338872 - teoberry (11/18/2014) [-]
you sound really bitter that even with an 11:1 ratio you cant get your dick wet for shit
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#338842 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
And of those identical seven, one provides a shred of hope. For though she may lok the same with her Lulus and her iPhone, if you get to know her, there is a unique individual in there alongside the Starbucks and whatever gluten-free, sugar-free, fat-free, taste-free paste she ate for breakfast.

So let's break this down; eleven women will comprise of the one bitch, three human beings, six generic photocopies pretending to be human, and one normal person who just dresses like a basic bitch. So if we write this out in a win-loss-overtime manner that's 3-6-1-1 (the bitch gets a point for being different enough to be a cunt). That's a horrific record. That is a .333 win percentage. That is below the Bills, the Hornets, and the Oilers in their respective leagues.

As I sat in class today, I looked around at the women in the room. And I figured the pH of the class to be approximately 13.5, it was saddening. And if you think looking at a sea of yoga pants and bandeaus is bad, it only gets worse. You might also be slightly homosexual, but this is Canada, we're ok with that.

TBC
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#338851 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
The landscape here, without noise, is rather easy to look at. Even if they all look the same, at least it's a sea of (mostly) nice butts. The problem, my friends comes with the noise associated with the other end of these creatures.

This is my school's first year with a basketball team. So, a wave of tall, athletic, good looking, mostly black males has appeared here. They're not the problem. They're all rather chill guys. The problem is that every one of those six photocopies wants every single one in her bed, right now. You cannot be near the team without hearing a pack of identical 5'3" sluts talking about how she would fuck any number of them in a heartbeat.

And aside from talking about trying to lure an outstanding young athlete into making a one night mistake, the most common phrases uttered by these things include "oh my God did you hear..." "I can't believe she..." and "ugh I wish I looked like that". Bitch, you do look like that. You and your five photocopied friends look like that other photocopy that just walked by you on her way to Starbucks.

All they talk about is looks, dicks, and clothes. "Oh my God Jenny, where did you get that sweater?" "Well Sarah, I got it the same place as Becky, Meghan, Molly, Erika, and Carly did. You know, the Generic Slut Shop over on Basic Boulevard. My daddy bought it for me because I threatened to smash the iPhone he pays for if he didn't."

TBC

User avatar
#338857 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
Someone needs to sit down with these girls and explain to them, maybe the reason your boyfriend cheated on you was because he found another girl, thought it was you, and couldn't tell the fucking difference. "Well sorry babe she had the same hair, clothes, phone, voice, personality, name, and everything else as you, I thought it was you I was bending over the table."

And no girls, using a different Instagram filter from your friend does not show your individuality. Although it's at least somewhat helpful in telling you apart.

And I won't even begin to go down the road of talking about the bar scene or party scene. Imagine 200 of the same, drunkenly grinding on whatever she can find in her crop top and short skirt, holding her Smirnoff Ice and, once again, taking another goddamn selfie for Instagram #wasted #ohmygod #Smirnoff #whoisthisguy #hopehebroughtacondom.

The only thing a man can do is hope to fuck he manages to avoid the bitch, become friends with the non-photocopy, and find one of the three who doesn't come with a side order of insanity.
#339084 - iamannon (11/18/2014) [-]
I actually can not tell If you are being serious or ironic, holy fuck this is hilarious
User avatar
#338866 - thebestpieever (11/18/2014) [-]
You make so many references to one night stands and "sluts" over your seven billion paragraphs with two sentences each that I'm really surprised you never wondered why no one can see how nice you are. Honestly it seems you're just getting on a bent because these people... exist and have sex with other people that also exist.
User avatar
#338871 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
No, I'm seeing one of the "3".
User avatar
#338844 - princessren (11/18/2014) [-]
is it bad that I have an iphone if it is an iphone 4 with an R2D2 cover
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#338852 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
No that's amusing.
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#338853 - princessren (11/18/2014) [-]
...in a good way?
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#339317 - aherorising (11/19/2014) [-]
you really shouldn't care that much about something as small and insignificant as a phone case.
User avatar
#339318 - princessren (11/19/2014) [-]
I was just wondering if all iphones = bad
User avatar
#339320 - aherorising (11/19/2014) [-]
Nah. The Iphone in general is still a very decent device, capable of doing everything you realistically would expect a smartphone to be capable of. The hate is rather aimed towards people who feel better for having an expensive brand device, while knowing nothing about it.
I won't hate someone who claims iphone to be better when he/she can give solid arguments and knows his way around the market, nor will I be angry at someone who is simply happy with his phone the way it is. But I will dislike someone who's never dared to touch another brand claiming the iphone is better than all others because it can do something useless/extremely specific.
I do commend the brand for it's simplicity though. As the interface is clear, and simplistic, I'd advice an iphone or ipad to any elder with little experience with technology (including my mom, dad, and grandpa). I personally prefer more customization and tweaking with my device, though.
User avatar
#338858 - Totaler (11/18/2014) [-]
Yes.
#71 - Of course the Quebeceur is a dramatic pussy.  [+] (1 reply) 10/22/2014 on Miracle Doctor cures... 0
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#73 - jokexplain (10/22/2014) [-]
he's spanish