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TopDawg

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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
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#59 - The game is fun yes, but its poorly optimized. There's been pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2015 on dino +1
User avatar #65 - zerok (06/12/2015) [-]
Yeah thats the biggest downfall of early access. I will wait, thank you for the advice. Whats your steam username?
#141 - Picture 06/11/2015 on In remembrance of... +2
#34 - Or they've played bout six minutes of Ark.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on dino +1
User avatar #57 - zerok (06/12/2015) [-]
Im contemplating getting this. Should I get it?
User avatar #59 - TopDawg (06/12/2015) [-]
The game is fun yes, but its poorly optimized. There's been promises of optimization from the devs but who knows. Basically, its fun yeah, but sadly I can enjoy it fully right now and neither can most of the people who own it. I'd tell you to sit on it a bit.
User avatar #65 - zerok (06/12/2015) [-]
Yeah thats the biggest downfall of early access. I will wait, thank you for the advice. Whats your steam username?
#6 - Picture 06/11/2015 on WH40K Comic - Damnation... +18
#5 - Thanks as always 06/11/2015 on WH40K Comic - Damnation... 0
#54 - Rust was good, now I dunno, it feels meh. Ark however, Ark: Su… 06/11/2015 on Potato Salad 0
#187 - Solar powered night vision. 06/11/2015 on Useless Superpowers +3
#187 - I don't hate fat people. I hate lazy people. 06/11/2015 on RIP /r/fatpeoplehate BANNED... 0
#39 - Picture 06/11/2015 on WH40K random dump #2 0
#102 - Yes, in a technicality, the rounds of a revolver revolve aro… 06/11/2015 on Fact Checking Rap Comp 0
#109 - Picture 06/11/2015 on New Erma comic +1
#108 - I would love mentions as well please so I can know  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on New Erma comic 0
User avatar #113 - multidimensional (06/11/2015) [-]
Done.
#69 - Yes.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Fact Checking Rap Comp +5
User avatar #94 - afaik (06/11/2015) [-]
So basically the anon accidentally nigged.
User avatar #102 - TopDawg (06/11/2015) [-]
Yes, in a technicality, the rounds of a revolver revolve around an axle or pin in a cylinder.
#150 - Hey, whatever is said between two people behind closed doors s…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on (untitled) +2
User avatar #234 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
Exactly. Yes.
#73 - Congratulations, you've alone proven that when a girl wheres m… 06/11/2015 on Social Experiment +1
#144 - Yay Visually, mostly about how "It's so…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2015 on (untitled) +3
User avatar #147 - LoveAmorAi (06/11/2015) [-]


That is understandable, and actually sort of cute.
User avatar #150 - TopDawg (06/11/2015) [-]
Hey, whatever is said between two people behind closed doors stays between them and then some so I say go nuts.
User avatar #234 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
Exactly. Yes.
#133 - Fancy meeting you again I have, absolutely n…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/11/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #139 - LoveAmorAi (06/11/2015) [-]
I thought so too!

I mean... if she lets you see it then surely you can compliment it but... like... I am not sure how to nicely compliment a female crotch on appearance. Maybe if she does the hair designs? Or if you like a girl who is bare and comment that you like that she is but...beyond that it's like... what?

Maybe just compliment things not the crotch...
User avatar #144 - TopDawg (06/11/2015) [-]
Yay

Visually, mostly about how "It's so sexy" I mean, you can say it tastes good and stuff.. Possibly if shes shaved or whatnot. I dunno you say pretty dumb stuff when you're horny and with another naked person.
User avatar #147 - LoveAmorAi (06/11/2015) [-]


That is understandable, and actually sort of cute.
User avatar #150 - TopDawg (06/11/2015) [-]
Hey, whatever is said between two people behind closed doors stays between them and then some so I say go nuts.
User avatar #234 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
Exactly. Yes.
#127 - What the **** ? How do you even compliment. &qu…  [+] (25 new replies) 06/11/2015 on (untitled) +6
#154 - blackoutonetwotwo (06/11/2015) [-]
"can I habe pussy pls"
User avatar #129 - LoveAmorAi (06/11/2015) [-]
Guys try though... it's weird. I was told I had a "puffy pussy" and I was like...how do I take that? And he said it was good and I was like... "Does that mean fat?" and he said no and I still don't know but I feel very weird about the whole thing...

I am sorry if that is too much info but just...why?
#216 - tarabostes (06/11/2015) [-]
puffy pussy?
come here baby
#235 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
Oh Tara... <3 Big, puffy pussy just for you
#238 - tarabostes (06/12/2015) [-]
You realise that's goin' in my mouth right?
#239 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
#240 - tarabostes (06/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #174 - mirukawa (06/11/2015) [-]
puffy pussy is hot
just take it as a compliment
User avatar #236 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
Not with him anymore, so it is irrelevant but if it's ever said to be again I will try to not think on it too much then. Thank you.
#156 - bwiedieter (06/11/2015) [-]
My guess is he meant that your clitoris and labia swell more than with other women when you´re aroused.
User avatar #237 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
I don't know. He wasn't very perceptive and I think never cared if I was aroused or not. As far as I know we broke up and he came out as gay, but I never saw him flat out say it so it's just what I heard and what I guessed from his carefully worded statuses on Facebook before he blocked me for dating someone else. I think he was just saying it.

#241 - bwiedieter (06/12/2015) [-]
I was pretty much just making an educated guess what it would mean if I said it. Although I can´t see myself saying this, in all honesty.
I´d make a more conventional compliment like "Your pussy is beautiful / smells so good / really makes me hot / [...]"
I think there´s no misunderstanding that, y'know.
#133 - TopDawg (06/11/2015) [-]
Fancy meeting you again

I have, absolutely no idea how I'd use that as a flirt through like clothes. If you're at the point of her letting you see it I think the terms of complimenting her body have all become green zones. But, for the life of me I can't thing of a way to compliment a woman's crotch. Maybe some wasted douche going "Nice camel toe babe!" but.. yeah.
User avatar #139 - LoveAmorAi (06/11/2015) [-]
I thought so too!

I mean... if she lets you see it then surely you can compliment it but... like... I am not sure how to nicely compliment a female crotch on appearance. Maybe if she does the hair designs? Or if you like a girl who is bare and comment that you like that she is but...beyond that it's like... what?

Maybe just compliment things not the crotch...
User avatar #144 - TopDawg (06/11/2015) [-]
Yay

Visually, mostly about how "It's so sexy" I mean, you can say it tastes good and stuff.. Possibly if shes shaved or whatnot. I dunno you say pretty dumb stuff when you're horny and with another naked person.
User avatar #147 - LoveAmorAi (06/11/2015) [-]


That is understandable, and actually sort of cute.
User avatar #150 - TopDawg (06/11/2015) [-]
Hey, whatever is said between two people behind closed doors stays between them and then some so I say go nuts.
User avatar #234 - LoveAmorAi (06/12/2015) [-]
Exactly. Yes.
User avatar #132 - lamentation (06/11/2015) [-]
I am a guy and someone told me that

wtf
#142 - LoveAmorAi (06/11/2015) [-]
I am so mad because that was years ago and I have no idea what it means! Like... it's good, supposedly, but it just makes me think it's fat...then Khloe Kardashian was talking about her puffy pussy on some tv show I watch and I am more lost. She made it seem like a bad thing, saying she can't wear front rousing since it brought attention to it and I was like, so it is fat?

And now some guy said you had one and it's like...what the fuck does that mean?!!
User avatar #143 - lamentation (06/11/2015) [-]
I dunno what life means anymore
#134 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
you sure they weren't calling you a pussy?
User avatar #135 - lamentation (06/11/2015) [-]
Nah anon I'm pretty sure they meant you if they said that
#136 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
well, at least im not a guy with a puffy pussy.
User avatar #137 - lamentation (06/11/2015) [-]
at least I'm not a pussy :^)
#205 - Reading skillz 06/10/2015 on Graph Reading Skillz 0
#56 - Comment deleted 06/10/2015 on Old Spongebob Was Great 0
#63 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on Historical sexts +4
User avatar #81 - spinthatrecord (06/10/2015) [-]
Donkey Kong
#47 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2015 on GOT-Creating the dragons +5
User avatar #85 - subaqueousreach (06/10/2015) [-]
You are the hero Funnyjunk deserves. Thank you friend.
#228 - She seems pretty ******* psycho, intent on controlling … 06/10/2015 on B*tches be crazy i say +1
#226 - She still cheated though, trust and love is really really hard…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2015 on B*tches be crazy i say 0
User avatar #227 - tsoper (06/10/2015) [-]
But why does it matter if she cheated? At least she gives you sex at anytime

I wish my fuck buddies would do that but theyre all out of town and shit. Completely unreliable.
User avatar #345 - hideyowives (06/10/2015) [-]
wow you seem fucked up
anyone who says something like that has to be kinda fucked up
this is coming from a actual madman
im not even that fucked up
hats off
User avatar #376 - tsoper (06/11/2015) [-]
How am i fucked up?
User avatar #228 - TopDawg (06/10/2015) [-]
She seems pretty fucking psycho, intent on controlling him, not the way you want to see it.

Only plus side to this is that the bedroom may get really kinky and shes probably pretty hot to be this psychotic.
#11 - Thanks! 06/10/2015 on WH40K Comic - Damnation... 0

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User avatar #10 to #9 - TopDawg (07/14/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #7 - howtostrokeabook (03/22/2015) [-]
hey why'd you mention me at admin's party?
User avatar #8 to #7 - TopDawg (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly don't even remember.
User avatar #9 to #8 - howtostrokeabook (03/23/2015) [-]
**** , now it's going to annoy me
i always miss the parties
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