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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:12/18/2014
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#440 - I wasn't expecting this, good laugh 08/08/2014 on What is a cool Psychology... -2
#39 - When you become an officer in the United States you are given …  [+] (13 new replies) 08/08/2014 on Police kill people +1
User avatar #42 - trolljunkusa (08/08/2014) [-]
State troopers are usually issued a Glock 22, In pretty much every state, and around 90% of major county police stations also standard issue the Glock 22
User avatar #46 - TopDawg (08/08/2014) [-]
I remember reading up on being an officer and it stating that they bought their own pistols with a state budget. Maybe it's changed or perhaps a Trooper has different requirements? I can't really say, I'm not a officer after all hah
User avatar #49 - trolljunkusa (08/08/2014) [-]
Only reason I know this is because I got a serious speeding ticket today which involved an hour long confrontation with the cops.

While one of the cops was in his squad car writing my ticket, the other cop and I were having a conversation about guns, and that's a direct quote from him
#55 - asasinmonkey (08/08/2014) [-]
Most give you either option. They dont really give you all the cost of the firearm in most places though, but theyll pay for a portion of whatever you prefer.
#51 - kingderps (08/08/2014) [-]
Lol, clever subject change.
User avatar #70 - leonhardt (08/08/2014) [-]
The fuck? It's not a subject change. He's saying where he got his information.
#73 - kingderps (08/08/2014) [-]
I mean he changed the subject from his speeding to the cop's gun to ease out of being in so much trouble.

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going!?"

trolljunkusa: "Damn nice gun"

Cop: "Oh this? Colt .45, nickle plated. Shoots like a dream."
User avatar #88 - leonhardt (08/08/2014) [-]
Dude, read his fucking post. He clearly said that he was already being written a ticket by the other cop who was back in his car, writing the ticket.
#106 - kingderps (08/08/2014) [-]
"involved an hour long confrontation with the cops"

Notice the 's' on cops? That make sit plural, that means more than one. We can then assume that he was having a long confrontation with more than one cop. So while one was writing him a ticket perhaps the other one was talking shit to him as cops normally do.
User avatar #108 - leonhardt (08/08/2014) [-]
How is that at all related to anything?
#109 - kingderps (08/08/2014) [-]
You can't understand the things that go to the most radical around the same person who just ate what you can be yourself.
User avatar #110 - leonhardt (08/08/2014) [-]
...

What
User avatar #50 - TopDawg (08/08/2014) [-]
I see, well, I guess that's just how they work. Oh well. Thanks for sharing.
#147 - STOP GENERALIZING OMG YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME I do…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on homosapienphobic 0
#154 - megayoming (08/06/2014) [-]
#149 - WhitePimp (08/06/2014) [-]
#157 - theoneweirdguy (08/06/2014) [-]
#142 - Ponies are neither donkeys nor horses. They are Ponies.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/06/2014 on homosapienphobic +2
User avatar #143 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
There were donkeys and horses in MLP, do I have to link you to some shit?
#147 - TopDawg (08/06/2014) [-]
STOP GENERALIZING OMG YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME

I don't have a reaction picture to make fun of tumblr and/or continue with the joke. Have some spam instead.
#154 - megayoming (08/06/2014) [-]
#149 - WhitePimp (08/06/2014) [-]
#157 - theoneweirdguy (08/06/2014) [-]
#140 - Bronies, they like ponies. Bashing my own …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/06/2014 on homosapienphobic +2
User avatar #141 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
"wouldn't"
#142 - TopDawg (08/06/2014) [-]
Ponies are neither donkeys nor horses. They are Ponies.
User avatar #143 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
There were donkeys and horses in MLP, do I have to link you to some shit?
#147 - TopDawg (08/06/2014) [-]
STOP GENERALIZING OMG YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME

I don't have a reaction picture to make fun of tumblr and/or continue with the joke. Have some spam instead.
#154 - megayoming (08/06/2014) [-]
#149 - WhitePimp (08/06/2014) [-]
#157 - theoneweirdguy (08/06/2014) [-]
#136 - Ask the youth, not some old ***** who've rubbed t…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/06/2014 on homosapienphobic +8
User avatar #139 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."

Who wouldn't rub their sexual organs to that?
#140 - TopDawg (08/06/2014) [-]
Bronies, they like ponies.


Bashing my own people here, no hate.
User avatar #141 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
"wouldn't"
#142 - TopDawg (08/06/2014) [-]
Ponies are neither donkeys nor horses. They are Ponies.
User avatar #143 - demandsgayversion (08/06/2014) [-]
There were donkeys and horses in MLP, do I have to link you to some shit?
#147 - TopDawg (08/06/2014) [-]
STOP GENERALIZING OMG YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME

I don't have a reaction picture to make fun of tumblr and/or continue with the joke. Have some spam instead.
#154 - megayoming (08/06/2014) [-]
#149 - WhitePimp (08/06/2014) [-]
#157 - theoneweirdguy (08/06/2014) [-]
#1233 - Big booty bitches? 08/06/2014 on What's your life story in 3... 0
#108 - Not cool man, the word "troll" triggers the rest of … 08/05/2014 on Trigger Warning 0
#309 - I... I guess? 08/05/2014 on Well... shit 0
#131 - "Daily reminded" 08/04/2014 on El feggeto 0
#246 - Able to stop regular handgun rounds, that's about it though. 08/04/2014 on Military Equipment... 0
#15 - Accidentally clicked your name. I must say, your avatar is ado…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Inspiration -1
User avatar #32 - nimithecat (07/27/2014) [-]
thanks dude, one of my lady friends drew it and I absolutely had to have it for my profile pic.
I'm a dude, i just like the picture a lot.
#12 - Tell me about it. "You're one of us?" "No, I'm …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Inspiration 0
User avatar #22 - puffbrownies (07/27/2014) [-]
lel
User avatar #14 - nimithecat (07/27/2014) [-]
Best example of the year.
I'm glad I'm not the only one
User avatar #15 - TopDawg (07/27/2014) [-]
Accidentally clicked your name. I must say, your avatar is adorable. That is all.

Goodnight sir/ma'am.
User avatar #32 - nimithecat (07/27/2014) [-]
thanks dude, one of my lady friends drew it and I absolutely had to have it for my profile pic.
I'm a dude, i just like the picture a lot.
#1285 - I can't help but feel that I lost the girl I was supposed to m…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #1669 - angelmitskano (07/25/2014) [-]
If it didn't work out then obviously you weren't meant to be together.
#326 - I love you assholes too, I guess. 07/24/2014 on Just want to say something +2
#325 - Maybe it's lack of sleep, or not. But holy **** t… 07/24/2014 on Just want to say something +1
#12 - Who the hell draws **** on driving school tables?… 07/24/2014 on Skool is 4 chumps 0
#151 - Oh, I've heard about that kind of stuff.. Neat 07/23/2014 on Heaven For OCD People +1
#144 - Wat Teach me your ways master packer.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Heaven For OCD People +2
User avatar #149 - kokanum (07/23/2014) [-]
He's carrying illegal cargo and that's just a decoy so the cops don't get specious
User avatar #151 - TopDawg (07/23/2014) [-]
Oh, I've heard about that kind of stuff.. Neat
#124 - Not sure how your boss would react to her just sitting out the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2014 on First BJ +6
#138 - MrMeatStick (07/23/2014) [-]
self employed maybe??
#78 - Picture 07/22/2014 on [fedoratipping intensifies] 0
#96 - I'm not even sorry 07/21/2014 on (untitled) +1
#95 - Agreed. 07/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#24 - Picture 07/20/2014 on Dragons! +14
#64 - Chances are they're not a brony. Just sayin. 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
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