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#54 - Alligators aren't super aggressive, though I wouldn't recommen… 01/03/2015 on Florida +16
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#149 - I'd sure hope they didn't since its purpose was to aid in pict… 12/31/2014 on Feels.. 0
#126 - Its like people forgot a tripod ever existed.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/31/2014 on Feels.. 0
User avatar #134 - themastertroller (12/31/2014) [-]
tripods dont move on their own
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (12/31/2014) [-]
I'd sure hope they didn't since its purpose was to aid in picture taking. Sometimes involving setting a camera to take a timed picture so you can get into a pose. But, that's just crazy talk.
#283 - Since that was caught on a nanny cam I surely hope she was handled. 12/30/2014 on Choo choo motherfucker! 0
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#250 - Spiders.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on murica +22
#284 - batterybun (12/30/2014) [-]
What if we'd just nuke every spider from orbit?
#267 - thetoxicketchup (12/30/2014) [-]
Fucking spiders.
#364 - Why would you want to forget that  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2014 on He deserved it 0
#368 - rollmania (12/27/2014) [-]
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#362 - **TopDawg used "*roll cah answer*"** **TopDawg rolls Sexy p… 12/27/2014 on He deserved it 0
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User avatar #362 - TopDawg (12/27/2014) [-]
**TopDawg used "*roll cah answer*"**
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#349 - Don't even have to think about it. 12/26/2014 on Round 3 +2
#63 - I'M SO DONE  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Deadly snowballs 0
User avatar #64 - denisvonstrausburg (12/26/2014) [-]
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#27 - Refer to above. 12/23/2014 on Coma 0
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#27 - That might just patato 12/22/2014 on Wish me luck 0
#25 - Isn't going back in time to change an event is impossible? …  [+] (12 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Wish me luck +7
#49 - micekill (12/23/2014) [-]
ok man, lets say you see yourself in your present, you are not supposed to talk to him, but you have to find a way to travel in time to that point so you see your past yourself, thus creating a stable loop of influencing yourself to time travel. the same thing could be said about backwards time traveling, the changes that are in action now might very well be the effect of you own future time traveling, just a thought.
User avatar #37 - platinumaltaria (12/22/2014) [-]
Paradoxes and parallel universes.
#32 - pseudonyms (12/22/2014) [-]
Theoretical scientists say time travel backwards is absolutely 100% impossible, too many paradox's. But forward is very possible, in fact we've already observed it around objects of immense gravity such as black holes
#66 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
Actually, you could conceivably travel back in time by somehow recording everything that ever happens and creating a virtual reality simulation that brings you back to any period you choose*. You could interact with the virtual copy of the past and it would be programmed to respond realistically.

*Any period, that is, except for those which came before you started recording everything. So no dinosaur rides unless you found a way to extrapolate backwards, thus being able to simulate the entire timeline.
#46 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
what if we travel so far that the universe dies and another big bang happens, creating an almost entirely duplicate universe with the same events and people, like what happened in futurama
User avatar #44 - garaichu (12/23/2014) [-]
I heard/read somewhere that backwards theoretically would be possible as far as the point where the time machine is finished. So you can go as far back as a time machine existed but not further.

I have no idea how true/plausible/whatever this is.
#67 - anonymous (12/23/2014) [-]
I have heard this as well.. Some video I think. The way they described it made it sound plausible.
#30 - xxitzchubbsxx (12/22/2014) [-]
I always thought of time travel as physically impossible for reasons you just said. Instead I always thought of it as you just travel to a different universe which is exactly the same as this universe but it's 100 years ago or some shit. That way it changes the future for that universe to whatever you want. i.e a universe without the second world war. Then you can either go back to your original universe (which would make the whole endeavor pointless). Or you can go to the future of that universe. The one you now know has a new future. (hopefully changed to what you wanted it to). The only problem with that is there will be 2 you's.
#39 - karvarausku (12/22/2014) [-]
**karvarausku used "*roll picture*"**
**karvarausku rolled image** reminds me of the movie where jackie chan has to kill himself that comes from different dimension.
#26 - sethbme (12/22/2014) [-]
So you're saying that the future no longer exists and therefor can't send a time traveler back to make it happen.
I have a solution, leave the new future a note to go back in time and make sure it happens. Problem solved.
#28 - anonymous (12/22/2014) [-]
Only if there is a 100% chance that it will be both read and followed.

Otherwise poof, time paradox.
User avatar #27 - TopDawg (12/22/2014) [-]
That might just patato


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User avatar #7 - howtostrokeabook (03/22/2015) [-]
hey why'd you mention me at admin's party?
User avatar #8 to #7 - TopDawg ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly don't even remember.
User avatar #9 to #8 - howtostrokeabook (03/23/2015) [-]
**** , now it's going to annoy me
i always miss the parties
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Hi TopDawg! Dear Leader Admin sent me to work in your mines!
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