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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:12/20/2014
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Comment Ranking:#6972
Highest Content Rank:#10856
Highest Comment Rank:#2145
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Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
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Content Views:12471
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:1826
FJ Points:4659

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#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2013 on best american action figure. +15
#46 - anonymous (08/10/2013) [-]
then he wakes up.
#5 - Picture 08/10/2013 on Survival of the fittest +2
#62 - Nobody expects us bronies 08/08/2013 on Cancering it up -3
#31 - Fuuuuuuck 08/08/2013 on Two Wolves +2
#59 - It's like a medal for an acheivement. Don't you want a shiny m… 08/08/2013 on Beer +7
#243 - I thumbed you up, don't worry. I didn't know so many nostalgic… 08/08/2013 on You are who you choose to be. 0
#51 - I would have a feel, but due to Cartoon Network cramming this …  [+] (4 new replies) 08/08/2013 on You are who you choose to be. -11
User avatar #77 - awildniglet (08/08/2013) [-]
You should be fucking grateful they kept showing this movie instead of some other crap, shitdick
User avatar #75 - moldybreadcrumb (08/08/2013) [-]
I remember being stuck inside with strep when they had an all-day marathon of this movie.
I watched that movie all day Nothing else was on .
I know i'm going to get red-thumbed into an entire new plane of oblivion that surpasses the deepest layers of hell itself by saying this, but i grew sick of the movie after the third time watching it.
#243 - TopDawg (08/08/2013) [-]
I thumbed you up, don't worry. I didn't know so many nostalgic butt-hurt bastards would get so rustled. This was glorious.
#56 - anonymous (08/08/2013) [-]
This is a movie? Not show.
#5610396 - Aha! You were the random molester-er I mean hugger. Well there… 08/05/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#5610317 - I think I've met you on fj before, your name is familiar to me…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
User avatar #5610324 - zombienurse (08/05/2013) [-]
hello
i'm not sure
#5610396 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
Aha! You were the random molester-er I mean hugger. Well there goes my curiosity, good-day.

<--- don't come on FJ too often so I remember my random roll user shenanigans
#155 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms +1
#156 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #4232115 at Click an item and pick it up ** sorry bro i got a little excited
#152 - You leave my Rarity alone and I couldn't care less  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms +1
#154 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5577573 at Furries ** i just fucked her sorry
#155 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
#156 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #4232115 at Click an item and pick it up ** sorry bro i got a little excited
#148 - Like a glove  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms +1
#150 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #443563 at Ponyville ** can i fuck that?
#152 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
You leave my Rarity alone and I couldn't care less
#154 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5577573 at Furries ** i just fucked her sorry
#155 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
#156 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #4232115 at Click an item and pick it up ** sorry bro i got a little excited
#145 - I'm not gonna stop you  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms 0
#146 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #3081032 at Friendly ** fuck yeah
#148 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
Like a glove
#150 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #443563 at Ponyville ** can i fuck that?
#152 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
You leave my Rarity alone and I couldn't care less
#154 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5577573 at Furries ** i just fucked her sorry
#155 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
#156 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #4232115 at Click an item and pick it up ** sorry bro i got a little excited
#143 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms +3
#144 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Dude like this one time.. ** is that a yes?
#145 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna stop you
#146 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #3081032 at Friendly ** fuck yeah
#148 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
Like a glove
#150 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #443563 at Ponyville ** can i fuck that?
#152 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
You leave my Rarity alone and I couldn't care less
#154 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5577573 at Furries ** i just fucked her sorry
#155 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
#156 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #4232115 at Click an item and pick it up ** sorry bro i got a little excited
#139 - Picture 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms +3
#138 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Pizza and Orgasms +3
#142 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5337079 at Furries ** Can i fuck it?
#143 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
#144 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Dude like this one time.. ** is that a yes?
#145 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
I'm not gonna stop you
#146 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #3081032 at Friendly ** fuck yeah
#148 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
Like a glove
#150 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #443563 at Ponyville ** can i fuck that?
#152 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
You leave my Rarity alone and I couldn't care less
#154 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #5577573 at Furries ** i just fucked her sorry
#155 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
#156 - jmasters (08/05/2013) [-]
**jmasters rolled a random image posted in comment #4232115 at Click an item and pick it up ** sorry bro i got a little excited
#139 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
#59 - If you look closely, it slips on a cloth disabling the power r… 08/05/2013 on Its not that far 0
#57 - It's a natural animal responce to flex your muscles. I meant i…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2013 on Its not that far 0
User avatar #58 - roflstorm (08/05/2013) [-]
So then why did the cat jump 2 inches in the air, which involves will, and free-
You know what

Cats are just dumb sometimes.
User avatar #59 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
If you look closely, it slips on a cloth disabling the power required for the jump. It realizes it wont land naturally, and tenses to take the damage of said fall, in ratio thats kind of the equivilent of you jumping to the height of a soda machine and falling to the floor.
#55 - Same way you tence up when you forsee a fall or oncoming hit.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/04/2013 on Its not that far 0
User avatar #56 - roflstorm (08/05/2013) [-]
I dont tense up
I scream "HOL- FUCK" and attempt to dodge said object.
Not jump in the air and freeze up.
User avatar #57 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
It's a natural animal responce to flex your muscles. I meant if you cannot dodge the impact your muscles flex and harden to absorb damage. Sorry for the poor explination.
User avatar #58 - roflstorm (08/05/2013) [-]
So then why did the cat jump 2 inches in the air, which involves will, and free-
You know what

Cats are just dumb sometimes.
User avatar #59 - TopDawg (08/05/2013) [-]
If you look closely, it slips on a cloth disabling the power required for the jump. It realizes it wont land naturally, and tenses to take the damage of said fall, in ratio thats kind of the equivilent of you jumping to the height of a soda machine and falling to the floor.
#25 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Chef Ramsay +77
#78 - nignogatron (08/03/2013) [-]
#50 - randomeperson (08/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 - fizzor (08/03/2013) [-]
Who is that person?
#59 - thesirofponies (08/03/2013) [-]
Don't watch it.Your asshole will bleed at the sight.
User avatar #64 - fizzor (08/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, well, after reading about that particular episode of Kitchen Nightmares, I've decided that I'm not gonna watch it. Reading about it made me rage hard enough. No need to further fuel my anger.
User avatar #95 - redtooth (08/03/2013) [-]
The episode is rageworthy up to the point where it just becomes laughable. I mean, the woman starts meowing and says her "sons are boys trapped in cat bodies" in the first 20 minutes.
User avatar #55 - randomeperson (08/03/2013) [-]
look up "Kitchen Nightmares ; Amy's baking company" im not sure if they still have the full episode on Youtube. Last time i checked they did but they might have taken it down for Copyright. Source for the Gif and the picture.
#54 - Moosoulja (08/03/2013) [-]
You don't want to know, you'll lose what little faith in humanity you poses.
#100 - Picture 08/03/2013 on Yea Thanks Man +1
#35 - I know a lot of 'Murica rednecks that would sleep with their T… 08/02/2013 on Epic Lawnmower +1
#428 - **TopDawg rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at P… 08/02/2013 on Funnyjunk according to /b/ 0
#732 - Comment deleted 08/02/2013 on 50 Shades of Bieber +3
#61 - **TopDawg rolled user redanger ** I'm sorry... But I have… 08/01/2013 on The Bascule Bridge Prank -1
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