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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:7/29/2014
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#899 - *Gasp* I demand action! Lets make the kinder eggs look like ev…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
User avatar #906 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
as far as I know it's just importing that's banned which is the same for most guns
it's pretty uncommon to find a foreign made gun in the US
User avatar #910 - TopDawg (04/22/2013) [-]
Okay I'll stop being a smart ass, and no, thats not entirely true. With the right license here, you can get your hands on it. A class five dealers license here will get you anything if you can find a contact to sell it to you.
#234 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on GREAT Britain and Great... -5
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#880 - Why do we use guns? We should just throw Kinder Eggs at people…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa 0
User avatar #893 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
kids shove candy in their mouths
those eggs have little toys inside of them
kids chokes choke on toys

choking is one of the leading causes of deaths for toddlers
more kids are killed by the bare hands of their own parents than by people with guns
yet the far left keeps bitching about how guns are bad....
User avatar #924 - ivoryhammer (04/22/2013) [-]
It's not "the far left". It's intelligent people.
User avatar #929 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
those two things are complete opposites
User avatar #931 - ivoryhammer (04/22/2013) [-]
Exactly, not many people are even to "the far left", at least nobody politically, most democrats are moderate.
User avatar #899 - TopDawg (04/22/2013) [-]
*Gasp* I demand action! Lets make the kinder eggs look like evil devices that cause deaths no matter what so the stay banned!!
User avatar #906 - pebar (04/22/2013) [-]
as far as I know it's just importing that's banned which is the same for most guns
it's pretty uncommon to find a foreign made gun in the US
User avatar #910 - TopDawg (04/22/2013) [-]
Okay I'll stop being a smart ass, and no, thats not entirely true. With the right license here, you can get your hands on it. A class five dealers license here will get you anything if you can find a contact to sell it to you.
#12 - Micro Skills 04/20/2013 on police car used double team 0
#27 - He posted a picture of a pony. It's rather fun!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on now that's pretty cool -1
User avatar #34 - Zaxplab (04/20/2013) [-]
We both know that's not the reason he got red thumbs.
#30 - Dear remaining bomber, <-- ♥, Mothe…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2013 on When you see it . . . +31
#44 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
You can relax. He was caught. He was a 19 year old Tschetschenian with links to Muslim Extremists.
#50 - Ditto on that. 04/20/2013 on Bitch Slap Revenge. -3
#89 - Oh I would be too, but... Hey she's not pregnant 04/18/2013 on Parenting...You're doing it... +2
#85 - She seems tolerable..  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Parenting...You're doing it... +2
User avatar #87 - blergle (04/18/2013) [-]
Assuming that it is a female. She's flat as a board for a female. I'm hoping I could be tolerant as a parent, but I think my subconscious would still have me be slightly disappointed if my offspring became this. Not looking to get into a big kerfuffle though, so have good rest of your day TopDawg.
User avatar #89 - TopDawg (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh I would be too, but... Hey she's not pregnant
#78 - How is that failing... She's not wearing a snap back... I don'…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/18/2013 on Parenting...You're doing it... +2
User avatar #82 - blergle (04/18/2013) [-]
Whatever this is... Is worse! Or at least equally bad, but different.
User avatar #85 - TopDawg (04/18/2013) [-]
She seems tolerable..
User avatar #87 - blergle (04/18/2013) [-]
Assuming that it is a female. She's flat as a board for a female. I'm hoping I could be tolerant as a parent, but I think my subconscious would still have me be slightly disappointed if my offspring became this. Not looking to get into a big kerfuffle though, so have good rest of your day TopDawg.
User avatar #89 - TopDawg (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh I would be too, but... Hey she's not pregnant
#1805 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#1796 - Bleach can fix any stain on whites. 04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content 0
#33 - My name is Frank... Why are we considered dicks D:  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Great Co-Workers! +2
User avatar #55 - random asshole (04/17/2013) [-]
Because franks are known assholes!
#2350 - The other white meat 04/17/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf +1
#447 - No, I just get bored there. But do keep on trying to troll , … 04/16/2013 on co-existion is possible +4
#120 - ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○♫♀↨♪☼ 04/16/2013 on +4
#386 - Oh I actually don't watch them, but the stuff on the internet … 04/16/2013 on co-existion is possible +5
#370 - I'm straight.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2013 on co-existion is possible +7
#376 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Are you insinuating that they didn't take you watching ponies as coming out of the closet?
#386 - TopDawg (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh I actually don't watch them, but the stuff on the internet is too damn adorable to pass up! I mean c'mon! Look at that! So.. I'm a moderate brony, I have three t-shirts. I guess you can consider me what ever you like?
#367 - Can't tell if joke but... Does that give a woman the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2013 on co-existion is possible +4
User avatar #387 - navadae (04/16/2013) [-]
"Her name is Olga and she bench presses grizzly bears." best thing i`ve heard all day
#349 - My freind and his boyfreind were shunned from his parents chur…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2013 on co-existion is possible +31
#1071 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
Most Christian denominations are against it, being Catholic and going to a Jesuit school I have learned to be open to the equality of all peoples no matter what it says in the Bible. The other Christian sects take the Bible literally which is their greatest fault.
#362 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
I assume they didn't look too kindly on you when you came out?
#370 - TopDawg (04/16/2013) [-]
I'm straight.
#376 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
Are you insinuating that they didn't take you watching ponies as coming out of the closet?
#386 - TopDawg (04/16/2013) [-]
Oh I actually don't watch them, but the stuff on the internet is too damn adorable to pass up! I mean c'mon! Look at that! So.. I'm a moderate brony, I have three t-shirts. I guess you can consider me what ever you like?
#16 - Picture 04/14/2013 on The Eye of Sauromnomnom. +5
#29 - No... Not really... I don't scare too easily... Three years of…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2013 on Life now 0
#31 - verinenhimo has deleted their comment.
#23 - Internet has made me one fearless motherfucker...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Life now +1
User avatar #28 - NeucularNINJA (04/14/2013) [-]
I've never actually watched My little Pony... But that GIF is awesome
#26 - verinenhimo has deleted their comment.
#29 - TopDawg (04/14/2013) [-]
No... Not really... I don't scare too easily... Three years of MMA will make you feel like you can take on anything.
#31 - verinenhimo has deleted their comment.
#634 - I wonder if the red thumb was from you or some one not in amer…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on MERICA +1
#641 - raynagrimm (04/13/2013) [-]
nope not my red thumb. i really don't care about the fat american jokes. i am one, while im not he fattest of my kind, i still have my anorexia and bulimia jokes to look forward to
User avatar #778 - anorexia (04/14/2013) [-]
Excuse you as well.
#606 - Who cares? America may have extremely obese people on rascals …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2013 on MERICA +1
User avatar #629 - raynagrimm (04/13/2013) [-]
natural selection would really work its magic if we got rid of all health care or just made it available only to world leaders and their family while im not fond of that last part we all know that is what would really happen
User avatar #634 - TopDawg (04/13/2013) [-]
I wonder if the red thumb was from you or some one not in america who dislikes jokes pertaining to America. Anyway, when we all need to run from zombies, I'm tipping a rasal whale over like a cow.
#641 - raynagrimm (04/13/2013) [-]
nope not my red thumb. i really don't care about the fat american jokes. i am one, while im not he fattest of my kind, i still have my anorexia and bulimia jokes to look forward to
User avatar #778 - anorexia (04/14/2013) [-]
Excuse you as well.
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