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#238 - "You should have being so stupid." 10/10 04/10/2015 on Preaching to the choir +1
#237 - Dunno why, there were black slave owners too. Or are people ju…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Preaching to the choir 0
#253 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
Not black owners in the States, black slaves taken to help the white slavers by force made it look like blacks where helping drag people from the tribes, but they had no choice.
User avatar #257 - TopDawg (04/10/2015) [-]
There were indeed black slave owners in the states. Take a history course in college where they wont villanize everything. You'll actually learn some of the stuff they wont allow to be taught in high school.
User avatar #245 - malhaloc (04/10/2015) [-]
I've brought this point up to people who defend the idea that all white people are responsible for racism and slavery. I said there were black slave owners and white slaves. Not to mention in Africa, blacks sold their own into slavery. They're just as to blame as anyone else.

To which the person responded "That just goes to show you how ignorant and brainwashed you really are." No counter argument, not even a clever retort, just "Nope you're wrong because I disagree."
User avatar #254 - TopDawg (04/10/2015) [-]
Tell them how it all happened.

It started with indentured servants, an Englishman too poor to afford the trip to the New World would put a contract on his live and for a set amount of time usually seven years he would become a free man, able to own his own land. Well then the Dutch I believe it was brought over Africans to sell off as indentured servants, whom of which were able to work on the seven years and become free men, own their own plantation.

Fast forward a little. Along comes this cuntbag known as Bacon, now Bacon owned a farm, on the frontier. Dangerous at the time because of Native American raids. And when he applied to the House of Burgess they basically said no way dude, you knew the risks make your own militia. And he did, and then he got power hungry, marched on Virginia with his militia. His militia, was made up of vagrants who did not move up to own their own land and became homeless. Shit goes down, they win. NOW, at some point in this mess the taboo of slavery was brought up! And low and behold everyone was scared after the rebellion fueled by the homeless. Well, a slave couldn't become a free man, then ta-daaaa~ slavery was passed right on through and the already free black men whipped the ever loving shit out of their black slaves! Of course there's much much muuuuch more than my half assed explanation but that's the short sweet version of it.
#249 - musketusk (04/10/2015) [-]
I have a counter argument slavery in sub Saharan Africa was different read the accounts of the people that were enslaved in Africa then America. Because I know you haven't researched jack shit
User avatar #276 - malhaloc (04/10/2015) [-]
I'm talking about Africans who sold other Africans to white men and those slaves were brought to America. Slavery in sub Saharan Africa has no relevance in this argument.
#277 - musketusk (04/10/2015) [-]
I replied to the wrong comment
User avatar #278 - malhaloc (04/10/2015) [-]
It happens
#60 - This is the most clever one I've ever read. 04/09/2015 on (untitled) +3
#105 - Picture 04/08/2015 on Firecrackers vs Guns +1
#106 - I used the same image on this same content some long time ago.…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on I would eat the baby, you... +3
#121 - schnitzelwagen (04/07/2015) [-]
And the cycle of repost goes on and on and on
#32 - **** the desert, think about the men who were told &quo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on 11 twet comp +15
#42 - fishinyourface (04/07/2015) [-]
what did the desert ever do to you?
#107 - Alliance scum. 04/07/2015 on quality content 0
#123 - Picture 04/06/2015 on Dragon thoughts +18
#63 - Orc women also have extremely high testosterone and hairy ches…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on quality content +3
#79 - cactaur (04/07/2015) [-]
Oh please, Blood elves are by far the most stuck-up sticks in the mud and soooo bland.

And Dark Rangers? A corpse is still a corpse no matter how much you pretty it up.

Draenei are the way to go. All other options are inferior.

Yrel for best girl 2015.
User avatar #107 - TopDawg (04/07/2015) [-]
Alliance scum.
User avatar #105 - malific (04/07/2015) [-]
pseudo bestiality FTW!
#137 - Picture 04/06/2015 on I'm blue da ba dee da ba die 0
#33 - I expect great things from you. 04/06/2015 on Anon makes a new meme +13
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2015 on Extremely graphic high... +53
#92 - kingdaniel (04/04/2015) [-]
I remember that one.
#127 - This.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Wow, magic +14
#148 - piraterobins (03/30/2015) [-]
I've said it once. I've said it a thousand tiimes.

Grandad is my spirit animal.
#104 - First thing I ever saw on Funny Junk  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on The Gif that made me join... +2
User avatar #139 - Chesticles (03/29/2015) [-]
oh the memories... i remember schmifty five and 9 coronas
#57 - If I remember right, the omnitools serve as translators. Or so… 03/29/2015 on Logic 0
#1147 - Picture 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
#1142 - **TopDawg used "*roll rpg race*"** **TopDawg rolls furry do…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? +1
User avatar #1150 - megapepsifreak (03/28/2015) [-]
top dawg is dog confirmed
#1147 - TopDawg (03/28/2015) [-]
#1141 - **TopDawg used "*roll rpg name*"** **TopDawg rolls Ejnar**  [+] (3 new replies) 03/28/2015 on What's your RPG name? 0
User avatar #1142 - TopDawg (03/28/2015) [-]
**TopDawg used "*roll rpg race*"**
**TopDawg rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**
User avatar #1150 - megapepsifreak (03/28/2015) [-]
top dawg is dog confirmed
#1147 - TopDawg (03/28/2015) [-]
#63 - Yeah, **** making the vault guys. I wanna live here. 03/28/2015 on Eh? 0
#954 - **TopDawg used "*roll cah answer*"** **TopDawg rolls Surpri… 03/28/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
#953 - **TopDawg used "*roll cah question*"** **TopDawg rolls Line…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on Cards Against Humanity *rolls* 0
User avatar #954 - TopDawg (03/28/2015) [-]
**TopDawg used "*roll cah answer*"**
**TopDawg rolls Surprise sex.**
#33 - Jesus titty ******* Christ, shes so fat she grew a penis.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2015 on guys its fat shaming friday +5
#54 - thedudeintheshirt (03/28/2015) [-]
I literally laughed like seagull at this comment
#53 - Picture 03/27/2015 on A+ +2
#63 - Good top gear is kill...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Damn +2
#153 - Ken M (03/27/2015) [-]
Clarkson has already gotten offers from itv sky and Netflix so top gear is kill but clarkson hamster and cpt slow are not
#51 - The **** did I miss?  [+] (12 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Damn +3
User avatar #61 - gildemoono (03/26/2015) [-]
Jeremy Clarkson punched one of the staff and after a suspension the BBC decided to fire him. James May and Richard Hammond have both said they won't appear on tv without him. Top Gear is Pepsi.
User avatar #158 - thebaconstripman (03/27/2015) [-]
I don't get why they decided to fire him. Do they realise how much of a boost Jeremy is for them tv viewers wise?
User avatar #84 - bendingtimeisgood (03/26/2015) [-]
BBC are niggers.
#110 - Ken M (03/26/2015) [-]
No, Clarkson's the one to blame here. If he really wanted to keep his job, he shouldn't have gotten drunk and punched a guy, it's as simple as that. His ego made him think he was invincible, and it's good that the BBC is telling him that there's limits. Anyone else in this situation would be shunned, but bias apparently means Clarkson should magically be put back on the show.
User avatar #112 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/26/2015) [-]
Lol, because the BBC have such a great track record of punishing their employees that do wrong. Give me a fucking break.
#119 - Ken M (03/26/2015) [-]
So because of past history, they should never try to get back on track? Great logic, I guess if a company has past issues of ignoring assault then they should cover it up more, never make things better. I'm glad they kicked him out, a message to idiots that they aren't invincible and doing stupid shit will get them fired.
User avatar #121 - ayumu (03/26/2015) [-]
Forgot punching someone is the same as a shit ton of rapes
User avatar #120 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/26/2015) [-]
No, but I think the punching isn't worth firing him over. BBC is gonna lose a lot of revenue from this, and a ton of people are pissed about it (I don't care much either way since I don't watch Top Gear, I just think it was a bad move).
User avatar #160 - amen (03/27/2015) [-]
I think its not only about the fight. They had a lot problems with him before. He just crossed the line after many warnings. Maybe a bad move for BBC, maybe not, but everybody has their own ammount patience, imagine yourself in a position of his boss. I would fucking kill him (and probably love him too)
#126 - Ken M (03/26/2015) [-]
I'm just tired of people acting like popularity can be their shield, I respect people like Robert Downey Jr way more than someone like Jeremy Clarkson because RDJ went to rehab and was able to fight off drug addiction before playing in Ironman, and he actually had to prove that he could stay off drugs to get the role.

Meanwhile Clarkson thinks he should be allowed to constantly make racist jokes (nothing against the jokes, but when it's not allowed and they constantly have to edit them out, it's pretty annoying of him) and decides to punch a guy while drunk. I just think it's good that they canned him, I think even popular tv hosts should realize they are just as vulnerable as the rest. And a lot of people would lose jobs if they did the same things he did.
#63 - TopDawg (03/26/2015) [-]
Good top gear is kill...
#153 - Ken M (03/27/2015) [-]
Clarkson has already gotten offers from itv sky and Netflix so top gear is kill but clarkson hamster and cpt slow are not


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User avatar #7 - howtostrokeabook (03/22/2015) [-]
hey why'd you mention me at admin's party?
User avatar #8 to #7 - TopDawg ONLINE (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly don't even remember.
User avatar #9 to #8 - howtostrokeabook (03/23/2015) [-]
**** , now it's going to annoy me
i always miss the parties
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