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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:7/24/2014
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Content Ranking:#11240
Comment Ranking:#2768
Highest Content Rank:#10856
Highest Comment Rank:#2145
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#34 - Murica  [+] (5 new replies) 08/23/2013 on IRA +9
#176 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
First class ticket to small penis land coming right up.
User avatar #37 - captainpatters (08/23/2013) [-]
2 miles to the gallon mother fuckers
User avatar #49 - sepheroth (08/23/2013) [-]
Then you got last year's model. Mine gets two gallons to the mile
#76 - angelusprimus (08/24/2013) [-]
You should see concept for next year's model. It comes directly plugged in to a tanker truck that drives behind you. It does nearly 20 miles a tanker.
User avatar #128 - undeadwill (08/24/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter never have to worry about potholes.
#36 - Picture 08/23/2013 on We'll be there. 0
#308 - I suppose that's true, but I like to think of all the other ne… 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks 0
#304 - Reposts really shouldn't bother people, I mean really, the poi… 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks 0
#292 - I've never really seen him hurt anyone else either... I'm just… 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks 0
#285 - He hasn't wronged me in anyway, so I have no reason to hate him. 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +1
#279 - Why was the stickied comment thumbed down to oblivion? 08/23/2013 on How I pick up chicks +2
#41 - Picture 08/23/2013 on HFW Orgasm 0
#27 - Comment deleted 08/22/2013 on Texas +47
#60 - Its the one on the left, the one on the right is just a tad too smooth 08/22/2013 on Gran Turismo 6 PS4 Realism. 0
#16 - Picture 08/21/2013 on Oh shit! +6
#194 - It's fun to be sassy when someones trying to be tough... Mainl… 08/21/2013 on I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS 0
#190 - You'd be surprised.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2013 on I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS 0
#193 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
The girl I am interested in has a friend that is a boy who is sassy. She thinks he is gay.
#194 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It's fun to be sassy when someones trying to be tough... Mainly cause no one will stand up to the guy who was in Mixed Martial Arts for three years. Really can knock a dumbass down a notch. I try not to be a douchbag but apperantly having some form of muscle makes you an unintelligent meathead.

However, I must bid you good-bye friend, this was a nice talk!
#185 - It'd be great is you were sassy  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2013 on I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS +1
#188 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
No it would not. I don't think sass gets bitches.
#190 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
#193 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
The girl I am interested in has a friend that is a boy who is sassy. She thinks he is gay.
#194 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It's fun to be sassy when someones trying to be tough... Mainly cause no one will stand up to the guy who was in Mixed Martial Arts for three years. Really can knock a dumbass down a notch. I try not to be a douchbag but apperantly having some form of muscle makes you an unintelligent meathead.

However, I must bid you good-bye friend, this was a nice talk!
#179 - How I imagine it  [+] (6 new replies) 08/21/2013 on I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS +1
#180 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Only if the wind is blowing directly in my face. Otherwise it just flies around and get's all up everywhere.
#185 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It'd be great is you were sassy
#188 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
No it would not. I don't think sass gets bitches.
#190 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
#193 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
The girl I am interested in has a friend that is a boy who is sassy. She thinks he is gay.
#194 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It's fun to be sassy when someones trying to be tough... Mainly cause no one will stand up to the guy who was in Mixed Martial Arts for three years. Really can knock a dumbass down a notch. I try not to be a douchbag but apperantly having some form of muscle makes you an unintelligent meathead.

However, I must bid you good-bye friend, this was a nice talk!
#177 - Ah I see, I have never encountered this problem since I always…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/21/2013 on I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS 0
#178 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Here's a picture I took awhile ago. I don't like how it feels when drying.
#197 - PEDOBEARKIDS (08/21/2013) [-]
ypu cut your hair
#198 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, nah, I look sexy as fuck.
User avatar #199 - PEDOBEARKIDS (08/21/2013) [-]
dude yyou really look like the guy in the photo i posted
#200 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
If you say so.
User avatar #184 - frogie (08/21/2013) [-]
My hair is drying right now and I feel your pain. Too lazy to take a blow dryer to it though.
User avatar #189 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
People rarely understand. Thank you.
#179 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
How I imagine it
#180 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Only if the wind is blowing directly in my face. Otherwise it just flies around and get's all up everywhere.
#185 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It'd be great is you were sassy
#188 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
No it would not. I don't think sass gets bitches.
#190 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
#193 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
The girl I am interested in has a friend that is a boy who is sassy. She thinks he is gay.
#194 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It's fun to be sassy when someones trying to be tough... Mainly cause no one will stand up to the guy who was in Mixed Martial Arts for three years. Really can knock a dumbass down a notch. I try not to be a douchbag but apperantly having some form of muscle makes you an unintelligent meathead.

However, I must bid you good-bye friend, this was a nice talk!
#168 - So.... What's wrong with a pony tail, again?  [+] (16 new replies) 08/21/2013 on I FUCKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS +3
User avatar #175 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Nothing, I have my hair in one right now, but hair inevitably comes out and I would have to continually tuck it behind my ears.
User avatar #177 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
Ah I see, I have never encountered this problem since I always get jarheads. It must feel fabulous..
#178 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Here's a picture I took awhile ago. I don't like how it feels when drying.
#197 - PEDOBEARKIDS (08/21/2013) [-]
ypu cut your hair
#198 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, nah, I look sexy as fuck.
User avatar #199 - PEDOBEARKIDS (08/21/2013) [-]
dude yyou really look like the guy in the photo i posted
#200 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
If you say so.
User avatar #184 - frogie (08/21/2013) [-]
My hair is drying right now and I feel your pain. Too lazy to take a blow dryer to it though.
User avatar #189 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
People rarely understand. Thank you.
#179 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
How I imagine it
#180 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
Only if the wind is blowing directly in my face. Otherwise it just flies around and get's all up everywhere.
#185 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It'd be great is you were sassy
#188 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
No it would not. I don't think sass gets bitches.
#190 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
#193 - articulate (08/21/2013) [-]
The girl I am interested in has a friend that is a boy who is sassy. She thinks he is gay.
#194 - TopDawg (08/21/2013) [-]
It's fun to be sassy when someones trying to be tough... Mainly cause no one will stand up to the guy who was in Mixed Martial Arts for three years. Really can knock a dumbass down a notch. I try not to be a douchbag but apperantly having some form of muscle makes you an unintelligent meathead.

However, I must bid you good-bye friend, this was a nice talk!
#59 - Doesn't mean some of us wont try, all it could take is a few c… 08/20/2013 on poor guy please help -1
#79 - Picture 08/19/2013 on Call of Doge 0
#78 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2013 on Call of Doge +2
#79 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
#153 - I like this. 08/19/2013 on Description 0
#140 - I'm not defeding a shit head rapist, I'm saying she's an idiot…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #153 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
I like this.
#137 - "Rapist rapist rapist" such a overused word. She was…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #139 - youarenotspecial (08/19/2013) [-]
The definition of rape is involuntary sex. A person in a deeply altered state cannot give consent. I'm not saying getting smashed is a good hobby, but it certainly doesn't make that ok.
User avatar #140 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm not defeding a shit head rapist, I'm saying she's an idiot for being stupid and putting herlself in a state like that.
User avatar #153 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
I like this.
#131 - She still got drunk, it's her fault. If it's a party sure rape…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Description -2
User avatar #135 - youarenotspecial (08/19/2013) [-]
Not the rapist? Really? So woman aren't allowed to get drunk because some men are sociopaths. I don't even drink and I think that's retarded.

User avatar #137 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
"Rapist rapist rapist" such a overused word. She was fucking smashed to the point where she had no thoughts, whos fault is it initially you idiot
User avatar #139 - youarenotspecial (08/19/2013) [-]
The definition of rape is involuntary sex. A person in a deeply altered state cannot give consent. I'm not saying getting smashed is a good hobby, but it certainly doesn't make that ok.
User avatar #140 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm not defeding a shit head rapist, I'm saying she's an idiot for being stupid and putting herlself in a state like that.
User avatar #153 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
I like this.
#127 - Well, she did drink didn't she? Sure, he's an ass for taking a…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/19/2013 on Description 0
User avatar #130 - youarenotspecial (08/19/2013) [-]
You make the assumption that she took her clothes off. Not every drunk woman who gets raped took her clothes off.

I'm talking passed out/can hardly walk or sputter any sentences drunk.
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User avatar #176 - youarenotspecial (08/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that doesn't seem relevant to the original post. I know it happens, but not as often as actual date rape.
User avatar #131 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
She still got drunk, it's her fault. If it's a party sure rapes happen, but for fucks sake if she went to a bar and got so drunk, it's her fault.
User avatar #135 - youarenotspecial (08/19/2013) [-]
Not the rapist? Really? So woman aren't allowed to get drunk because some men are sociopaths. I don't even drink and I think that's retarded.

User avatar #137 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
"Rapist rapist rapist" such a overused word. She was fucking smashed to the point where she had no thoughts, whos fault is it initially you idiot
User avatar #139 - youarenotspecial (08/19/2013) [-]
The definition of rape is involuntary sex. A person in a deeply altered state cannot give consent. I'm not saying getting smashed is a good hobby, but it certainly doesn't make that ok.
User avatar #140 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
I'm not defeding a shit head rapist, I'm saying she's an idiot for being stupid and putting herlself in a state like that.
User avatar #153 - TopDawg (08/19/2013) [-]
I like this.
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