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TopDawg

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#27 - Oh **** , it knows!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 08/22/2015 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +112
#28 - TopDawg (08/22/2015) [-]
#32 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/21/2015 on MRW My fav character dies... +2
User avatar #70 - exotic (08/21/2015) [-]
40 spins
#37 - tormain (08/21/2015) [-]
#293 - The thing about wow that annoys me is that I pay $60 for an ex… 08/21/2015 on tfw 0
#48 - Thanks, love 08/21/2015 on Erma 0
#98 - Picture 08/19/2015 on ...Maybe North Korea isn't... +5
#44 - Picture 08/19/2015 on You think I'm afraid of you? +2
#51 - I don't think there's any sort of good news to change this day… 08/18/2015 on RIP Baltimore Batman 0
#201 - Oh.. Oh no... A fandom is colliding with another fand…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2015 on Disturbing +11
User avatar #279 - lilRican (08/18/2015) [-]
I love you and this comment
#36 - Picture 08/18/2015 on TF2 Heavy Update 0
#25 - Thank you for the story, magical cartoon horse. Inspiring, truly. 08/18/2015 on Guy saves his drone from... +2
#346 - Tell us all about it when you get back 08/18/2015 on ... 0
#134 - Being an absolutely normal human with a penis, monster-girls a…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2015 on Rachnera: Not So Itsy Bitsy... 0
User avatar #150 - nemecyst (08/17/2015) [-]
Except it's canon that she has talons and will claw this shit out of your back in bed.
#55 - It made me laugh, it had the wacky comedy that I liked Scrubs … 08/17/2015 on Guy Love +1
#52 - I actually wanted it to carry on to be honest. Season 9 was awesome.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/17/2015 on Guy Love +1
User avatar #54 - Felris (08/17/2015) [-]
Yeah I liked season 9.
I didn't think it was "scrubs good" but it wasn't that bad; I would have kept watching.
User avatar #55 - TopDawg (08/17/2015) [-]
It made me laugh, it had the wacky comedy that I liked Scrubs for in the first place. To each their own though.
User avatar #53 - EnergizierAnon (08/17/2015) [-]
*-no one ever*
#175 - I do have these questions  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Centorea: Bestorea +4
User avatar #176 - pipeworks (08/16/2015) [-]
Lamias have reduced pelvises, somewhat similar to what you would see in a whale, which serve only to anchor human abdominal muscles, and to support the stomach- which, like in Centaurs, is very large and takes up most of the BELLEH- and reproductive organs. The intestinals and endocrinals extend into the tail, which is mostly muscle and bone anyway. The human bits can support a lamia tail...mostly. The lung capacity is a bit bigger, as is the heart, and there is a supporting psueod-heart about a third of the way down the tail.

Harpy flight muscles are believe to be invisible and intangible, as well as undetectable by most normal sciences. Their bones are hollow and their muscle mass low, giving them much lighter weight than would be expected for a human of the same size. Much of the brain space is instead taken up by an inflated sack of helium, allowing for a small amount of lift. Their lungs and heart are significantly increased compared to a human, but at the expense of the stomach, intestinals, and liver. As a result, harpies have shit digestion and must eat a lot to keep up with their own massive metabolism. Srsly tho there is no explanation for the flight muscles, Harpies ought to be built like an upside down triangle to be able to create the force necessary to get them off the ground. Usually, though, harpies are just skinny human females with wings instead of arms. I can only conclude that black magic and sorcery are involved somehow, or that harpies are in fact only slightly denser than air, and thus can "swim" through the atmosphere with relative ease.
#292 - sirdood (08/16/2015) [-]
You are a gentleman and a scholar of the highest degree
#26 - I have one that my friend got me while he was at brony-con, bu… 08/16/2015 on Anon gets busted by police 0
#154 - Pretty much 08/16/2015 on Centorea: Bestorea 0
#153 - Most descriptive... I don't know if human sized lungs would be…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2015 on Centorea: Bestorea 0
#260 - skelebones (08/16/2015) [-]
upon further inspection of that diagram the lungs are larger as well having taken up the ENTIRE upper ribcage
#151 - See I thought about that too, but could you imagine her out of…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Centorea: Bestorea +2
User avatar #152 - undeadmaus (08/16/2015) [-]
And imagine how much food she would need. Also probably makes nasty horse turds. How do people even find this shit attractive is beyond me.
User avatar #154 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
Pretty much
#24 - I mean I have my friends who I will talk about ti with, but li…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Anon gets busted by police 0
User avatar #25 - chrisarino (08/16/2015) [-]
T-shirts are another thing. I'm honestly not sure what to make of wearing MLP T-shirts in public.
User avatar #35 - frenzyhero (08/16/2015) [-]
I gave mine away.
40 dollars, too.

I don't really miss it.

Only wore it in public twice.
User avatar #53 - italianfrosttroll (08/16/2015) [-]
Twice too many. Damn weird hippies.
User avatar #26 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
I have one that my friend got me while he was at brony-con, but I've never wear it in public and stuff. Quite honestly the only kind of fanboy pride that I show is like, a Chevrolet key chain thingy.

Not the kind of person to go "Yeah I'm a brony and proud!!!"
#120 - MY OILED ABS QUIVER AT YOUR VOICE  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2015 on Centorea: Bestorea 0
#129 - kannonball (08/16/2015) [-]
**kannonball used "*roll picture*"**
**kannonball rolled image** FUCK YEAH!
#119 - But I like thinking  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2015 on Centorea: Bestorea +8
#188 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
expect the FBI paying you a visit you done goofed now
#117 - My questions involve anatomy. Where are her heart and…  [+] (30 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Centorea: Bestorea +103
#308 - rhattmann (08/21/2015) [-]
**rhattmann used "*roll picture*"**
**rhattmann rolled image**Actually that's a pretty good question, how the hell does centaurs anatomy works ?
#278 - ilikepatatas (08/16/2015) [-]
maybe her chest cavity is just 2 big milksacks
in the case she has kids she would have to produce enough milk for two small horses
#277 - wanagoloco (08/16/2015) [-]
upper chest cavity is pure mammary gland. end of story........or more likely she would have a dual cardiovascular system which being a warrior race would come in handy, if the organs in the upper body were critically injured the lower portions would effectively cover for the functional loss until the upper organs are repaired. think of it as being like a Klingon.
#271 - Icedangel (08/16/2015) [-]
Heart in human cavity, lungs in horse. The human cavity would hold a giant heart, so not much room for lungs.
User avatar #267 - Sethorein (08/16/2015) [-]
Her chest is full of love and duty to homeland.
#263 - tristmilt (08/16/2015) [-]
Cows n shit have multiple stomachs why cant centaurs have multiple lungs/hearts.
User avatar #259 - incrediblemrknew (08/16/2015) [-]
I guess the lungs might be in the upper half and the rest of her organs are in the horse half, and to prevent redundancy there is extra muscles in the spots where there would be organs for humans, supplying her level of strength as a centaur.
#236 - jubilantpuncture (08/16/2015) [-]
Oh might assume a dual set of organs to power both parts of the body?
#226 - kapkap (08/16/2015) [-]
clearly her chest cavity is full of tits, but seriously, she might just have 2 of each
User avatar #224 - jujik (08/16/2015) [-]
its a cartoon
User avatar #199 - pronphisherman (08/16/2015) [-]
Lungs at least should be in the human half if they were in the horse half there'd be a serious problem with too much dead air. Which is why giraffes have such a narrow trachea. As far as other organs go it doesn't matter as much and having duplicate sets especially with non-vital organs seems silly.
User avatar #196 - Nihatclodra (08/16/2015) [-]
Lungs in her human half, heart and all the rest of her organs in her horse half.
#174 - pipeworks (08/16/2015) [-]
Obviously, instead of a human vagina she has a respiratory vent, or spiracle, through which her horse half breathes. The human half, of course, breathes through the mouth and nose. Each half has its own set of lungs, as massive amounts of air are required.

The primary heart, which is significantly larger than a horse's heart, is located within the ribcage of the horse's body. (There are, of course, two ribcages). In the human body, instead of a true heart, there is a muscular crossroads of arteries serving as a psuedo-heart.

The stomach is contained entirely in the human half, and takes up most of what Fat Bastard would call the BELLEH. It is very large indeed. Tucked directly beneath it is the pancreas, and the beginning of the small intestines, which lead in a straight path- remarkably similar to a trachea- between the lungs of the horse half.

No small part of the horse's abdomen is taken up by a crazy thick spinal column, including a broad hump, something like a buffalo- this is required to anchor the tremendous muscles that hold the upper body aloft. The rest of the horse abdomen contains large lungs, the MASSIVE true heart, and lots of intestines. Oh, and reproductive and endocrinal bits.

Come on, this is basic science. Next you'll be telling me you don't know how the hell a lamia's pelvis is supposed to work, or where a thin-framed harpy keeps the massive pectoral muscles needed to fly with human weight.
#253 - megayoming (08/16/2015) [-]
#175 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
I do have these questions
User avatar #176 - pipeworks (08/16/2015) [-]
Lamias have reduced pelvises, somewhat similar to what you would see in a whale, which serve only to anchor human abdominal muscles, and to support the stomach- which, like in Centaurs, is very large and takes up most of the BELLEH- and reproductive organs. The intestinals and endocrinals extend into the tail, which is mostly muscle and bone anyway. The human bits can support a lamia tail...mostly. The lung capacity is a bit bigger, as is the heart, and there is a supporting psueod-heart about a third of the way down the tail.

Harpy flight muscles are believe to be invisible and intangible, as well as undetectable by most normal sciences. Their bones are hollow and their muscle mass low, giving them much lighter weight than would be expected for a human of the same size. Much of the brain space is instead taken up by an inflated sack of helium, allowing for a small amount of lift. Their lungs and heart are significantly increased compared to a human, but at the expense of the stomach, intestinals, and liver. As a result, harpies have shit digestion and must eat a lot to keep up with their own massive metabolism. Srsly tho there is no explanation for the flight muscles, Harpies ought to be built like an upside down triangle to be able to create the force necessary to get them off the ground. Usually, though, harpies are just skinny human females with wings instead of arms. I can only conclude that black magic and sorcery are involved somehow, or that harpies are in fact only slightly denser than air, and thus can "swim" through the atmosphere with relative ease.
#292 - sirdood (08/16/2015) [-]
You are a gentleman and a scholar of the highest degree
#173 - killugon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #150 - undeadmaus (08/16/2015) [-]
Gonna go with the lazy answer and say she has a set for both and each is responsible for its own section.
User avatar #151 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
See I thought about that too, but could you imagine her out of breath like, how much wind she'd be sucking in with two pairs of lungs, one set of which are pretty big..
User avatar #152 - undeadmaus (08/16/2015) [-]
And imagine how much food she would need. Also probably makes nasty horse turds. How do people even find this shit attractive is beyond me.
User avatar #154 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
Pretty much
User avatar #149 - rainbowtacos (08/16/2015) [-]
It's all support for those giant anime tiddies
#126 - skelebones (08/16/2015) [-]
not sure about this particular series but traditionally the lungs and heart are in the human half and most the rest in the horse half. alot of of the digestive organs are in their usual places except the stomach and the extra so many feet of GI tract. the heart, having to pump blood harder is located in the chest and is larger than normal heart.

also based on interactions in the manga/anime centoreas heart is in her chest. as evidenced when she takes his hand and places it on her tit so he can feel her heartbeat.
User avatar #270 - ronyx (08/16/2015) [-]
lol colon 69
User avatar #153 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
Most descriptive... I don't know if human sized lungs would be enough to supply the entire body but I can't really say they wouldn't
#260 - skelebones (08/16/2015) [-]
upon further inspection of that diagram the lungs are larger as well having taken up the ENTIRE upper ribcage
User avatar #118 - aznzeus (08/16/2015) [-]
You ask the real questions

The spider girl had her lungs in her abdomen but idk

Its an anime dont need to think too hard
User avatar #119 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
But I like thinking
#188 - anon (08/16/2015) [-]
expect the FBI paying you a visit you done goofed now
#17 - Its fine that hes a brony. But he's not doing himself any good…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/16/2015 on Anon gets busted by police +14
User avatar #23 - chrisarino (08/16/2015) [-]
Quite the majority of bronies like to openly display this shit to attract attention to themselves. Just to finally get someone to talk to them, be it good or bad.
User avatar #75 - nickypickle (08/21/2015) [-]
thats really really sad
User avatar #24 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
I mean I have my friends who I will talk about ti with, but like, I'm not gonna carry a plushy around and shit. Whatever I guess you can just say if you want to draw attention to yourself, expect shit like this to happen?
User avatar #25 - chrisarino (08/16/2015) [-]
T-shirts are another thing. I'm honestly not sure what to make of wearing MLP T-shirts in public.
User avatar #35 - frenzyhero (08/16/2015) [-]
I gave mine away.
40 dollars, too.

I don't really miss it.

Only wore it in public twice.
User avatar #53 - italianfrosttroll (08/16/2015) [-]
Twice too many. Damn weird hippies.
User avatar #26 - TopDawg (08/16/2015) [-]
I have one that my friend got me while he was at brony-con, but I've never wear it in public and stuff. Quite honestly the only kind of fanboy pride that I show is like, a Chevrolet key chain thingy.

Not the kind of person to go "Yeah I'm a brony and proud!!!"
#93 - A fried wonton 08/16/2015 on The Damage in China +3

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User avatar #10 to #9 - TopDawg (07/14/2015) [-]
what
User avatar #7 - howtostrokeabook (03/22/2015) [-]
hey why'd you mention me at admin's party?
User avatar #8 to #7 - TopDawg (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly don't even remember.
User avatar #9 to #8 - howtostrokeabook (03/23/2015) [-]
**** , now it's going to annoy me
i always miss the parties
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