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#69 - No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means sh…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +6
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
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#66 - Said she has the power, not she will do it. No one here is con…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +4
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"She said she had the power"
That is controlling someone's life, actually. Having power over someone means you have control over them.
User avatar #69 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means she has enough meaning to him that if she felt the need to say something about her that he will listen.

Not everyone wants to be like you and say fuck you and what you think to someone who obviously cares about and loves them.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
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#64 - No, it's not her relationship, but that is her brother, that's…  [+] (14 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +6
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Good for her. She still doesn't decide his life.
User avatar #66 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Said she has the power, not she will do it. No one here is controlling anyone's like.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"She said she had the power"
That is controlling someone's life, actually. Having power over someone means you have control over them.
User avatar #69 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means she has enough meaning to him that if she felt the need to say something about her that he will listen.

Not everyone wants to be like you and say fuck you and what you think to someone who obviously cares about and loves them.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
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#62 - First of all, this bitch has MY phone, and is getting all terr…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/03/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +10
User avatar #63 - captainfuckitall (05/03/2014) [-]
Well good for you.

Still, regardless of whether she's crazy or not, it's not the sisters relationship, nor her call. Her brother is dating this girl, not her herself. You can have that close relationship with your siblings and that's fine; but I'd be damned if I ever let someone else decide what's best for me.
User avatar #64 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it's not her relationship, but that is her brother, that's her family. The fact she was defensive means that there is a bond. Family looks out for each other, it's how humans are.
User avatar #65 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Good for her. She still doesn't decide his life.
User avatar #66 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Said she has the power, not she will do it. No one here is controlling anyone's like.
User avatar #67 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"She said she had the power"
That is controlling someone's life, actually. Having power over someone means you have control over them.
User avatar #69 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means she has enough meaning to him that if she felt the need to say something about her that he will listen.

Not everyone wants to be like you and say fuck you and what you think to someone who obviously cares about and loves them.
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - anonymous (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
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#155 - I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fig…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#149 - I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand … 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
#141 - And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I sm…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#139 - And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
#133 - Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#122 - Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.

Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
User avatar #139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
User avatar #124 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right,

So how would you swing it, if you cant swing from left to right?

Because there is always vulnerable hits no matter what your using.
User avatar #133 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that doesn't need it. I'm not saying I wont be vulnerable, I'm saying I wont be as vulnerable as you seem to want to make me.
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
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