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#37 - Not everyone is as innocent as their profile picture makes them seem. 05/12/2014 on beyond the internet 0
#21 - Picture 05/12/2014 on Scottish Batman +9
#32 - Well yeah, because the only thing that nuclear reactors put in…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on KAFacts: Tech 0
#55 - Womens Study Major (05/11/2014) [-]
This is true Nuclear reactors don't put anything harmful into the air it's just once the fuel is spent and they need to unload the reactor during an outage and get all the waste is when any nuclear activity is released into the environment. (source went to school for nuclear radiation protection)
#42 - Nah... They're pretty damn big depending on the wolf 05/11/2014 on Just a girl with her pet wolf 0
#18 - sure as hell can taste though 05/11/2014 on Read the whole thing. No... +1
#71 - Picture 05/11/2014 on psa from the first lady +14
#607 - "My nipples could only get so hard waiting for you."… 05/10/2014 on Answer this shit 0
#85 - I count for a part of society. Two thumbs up, go get'er tiger. 05/10/2014 on satan is love 0
#81 - Viagra doesn't exist so the old man can get a stiffy for an ol…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on satan is love 0
#82 - angelusprimus (05/10/2014) [-]
I said socially acceptable, not physically impossible.
User avatar #85 - TopDawg (05/10/2014) [-]
I count for a part of society. Two thumbs up, go get'er tiger.
#121 - Comment deleted 05/10/2014 on This is bad 0
#89 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2014 on This is bad +1
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#98 - If you insist 05/10/2014 on Symbiote or Slender man +1
#19 - Picture 05/09/2014 on (untitled) +6
#589 - Picture 05/09/2014 on Never forget to anon 0
#90 - You still need your cells to re-produce. Even if your heart is… 05/09/2014 on It's True +1
#488 - **TopDawg rolled user blazingpelt ** You're my fetish  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2014 on Never forget to anon +1
User avatar #588 - blazingpelt (05/09/2014) [-]
You don't know what you're getting into
#589 - TopDawg (05/09/2014) [-]
#483 - Comment deleted 05/09/2014 on Never forget to anon 0
#56 - Why is El Paso not number one... Burn that **** hole. 05/07/2014 on Pickle 0
#55 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on comment 1 +10
User avatar #94 - wobblewub (05/07/2014) [-]
the war really changed him...
#227 - Picture 05/06/2014 on Play the song in the... +9
#79 - TL;DR 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +1
#77 - Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +3
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
TL;DR
#74 - Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +5
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
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#71 - Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +5
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
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#69 - No, it doesn't. It means she has pull in his life, it means sh…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/04/2014 on overly attached "girlfriend" +6
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Then she has influence, not power. A mistake of words, I suppose.

I don't say that to anyone who loves me or cares for me, but I have spent more time with myself and reflecting on myself than anyone else, well, ever has. I know me better than them, and I trust my judgement in these matters more than I trust theirs. That's all their is to it. Suggestions are always welcome, as are second opinions, but in the end it is myself who still knows what is best for me.
User avatar #71 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Okay, I get where you're coming from, but lets say this. Your bestest friend in the ENTIRE world, someone who knows you. Your closest secrets, who has seen you at your lowest and stuck by your side all throughout that point and kept it strong. They see this girl you've been having a fling with and they pull you aside and say.

'Hey.. Look, I texted you last night and that girl was on your phone, she was getting all defensive and calling herself your girl... You may have a psycho on your hands dude.." I know for a fact your not gonna walk up to her and be like OH HELL NAW WE THROUGH. But you sure are gonna have a red light in your head, right?
User avatar #73 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Well of course, although I still reserve the fact that I know more about the relationship between me and her than he does, and so I would assure him not to worry and if there were any problems I would solve them.

We're arguing about two separate things here, sir. I am only saying that family should not have CONTROL over your life, nobody should. There's a difference between "Hey dude, I think something might be up" and him or your brother sister going right up to your girlfriend and saying "You guys are no longer together, you are broken up because he will listen to me. Bye bye now"
User avatar #74 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, I highly doubt that she literally meant that
User avatar #75 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
"I'm the girl who can make any girl go from girlfriend to ex real quick"

I fail to see how it could be taken any OTHER way.
#131 - Womens Study Major (05/04/2014) [-]
Ha! You definitely misunderstood her. She said that to warn the girl that she's the guy's sister and that he values her opinion. She didn't mean she decides who he dates. It's difficult to explain. I'm a girl and I have siblings, so I understand what she was trying to get across. I suppose to other people it might seem excessive, but she was kind of protecting her brother, in a weird way.

I thought you were being purposely difficult in all your comments, but you just misunderstood the original text. This comment made me laugh though, so thanks.
User avatar #163 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
I didn't misunderstand a thing. Granted, that's just my opinion, and until that sister comes on to tell us what she meant, it's ALL just opinion, YOUR opinion that I misunderstood her included. All we can know is what she said, and she said, paraphrasing "I can make my brother break up with you". That's fact, not up for opinion.

I'm not purposefully being anything. It's stupid to let anyone, family included, control your life; nor are you obligated to relinquish control over your life TO them.

Well I'm glad it did, your pretentiousness is doing the same for me.
User avatar #77 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
Because no one in their right mind would let someone have that kind of pull in their life. All it takes is some reading between the lines and understanding of normal sibling bonds.

If your sister can make you dump someone just cause she says so you may as well put on a pair of overalls and date her instead while you're at it.
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (05/04/2014) [-]
Eh, look at some replies in this thread, you'll see just that type of reaction.
User avatar #79 - TopDawg (05/04/2014) [-]
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