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#155 - I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fig…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#149 - I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand … 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
#141 - And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I sm…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#139 - And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength a…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
#133 - Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#122 - Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.

Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
User avatar #139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
User avatar #124 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right,

So how would you swing it, if you cant swing from left to right?

Because there is always vulnerable hits no matter what your using.
User avatar #133 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that doesn't need it. I'm not saying I wont be vulnerable, I'm saying I wont be as vulnerable as you seem to want to make me.
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#119 - If given the opening, with a weapon like a hammer you just got…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat +3
User avatar #120 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Except every attack with a hammer is a opening.

you swing it?

A stab under the armpit will put you down.
You go for a over head swing?

Stab to the neck.
User avatar #122 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as big as a hammer or axe requires perfect control, if you're putting too much effort into a swing that it makes you heavily vulnerable you need a lighter weapon. If you're in combat you pick a weapon that doesn't make you weaker. In my case i can swing around a heavy item fine and still keep my awareness up enough to get the fuck out of the way of something. My only fault is that I wont be able to keep a long fight up. I may be strong but I can only give the attacks in a short burst.
User avatar #129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.

Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
User avatar #139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
User avatar #124 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right,

So how would you swing it, if you cant swing from left to right?

Because there is always vulnerable hits no matter what your using.
User avatar #133 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that doesn't need it. I'm not saying I wont be vulnerable, I'm saying I wont be as vulnerable as you seem to want to make me.
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#117 - I would like to think I'd be okay, a good thirty pound hammer …  [+] (16 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #118 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
The same can be said of a blade to the throat,
Swords are beautiful as well.
#119 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
If given the opening, with a weapon like a hammer you just gotta land a hit. Bulldoze your way to victory!
User avatar #120 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Except every attack with a hammer is a opening.

you swing it?

A stab under the armpit will put you down.
You go for a over head swing?

Stab to the neck.
User avatar #122 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as big as a hammer or axe requires perfect control, if you're putting too much effort into a swing that it makes you heavily vulnerable you need a lighter weapon. If you're in combat you pick a weapon that doesn't make you weaker. In my case i can swing around a heavy item fine and still keep my awareness up enough to get the fuck out of the way of something. My only fault is that I wont be able to keep a long fight up. I may be strong but I can only give the attacks in a short burst.
User avatar #129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.

Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
User avatar #139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
User avatar #124 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right,

So how would you swing it, if you cant swing from left to right?

Because there is always vulnerable hits no matter what your using.
User avatar #133 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that doesn't need it. I'm not saying I wont be vulnerable, I'm saying I wont be as vulnerable as you seem to want to make me.
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#115 - I have prepared for this  [+] (19 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat +1
User avatar #213 - heartbleed (04/26/2014) [-]
hammer makes encumbrance 50% GL with fatroll
User avatar #116 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
and that you'd be a bit slower, could be many cuts until you get a hit
if your standing.
User avatar #117 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I would like to think I'd be okay, a good thirty pound hammer isn't much to me and I'm pretty agile. All I'd need is one good blow to take someone down. Hammer's are a beautiful thing.
User avatar #118 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
The same can be said of a blade to the throat,
Swords are beautiful as well.
#119 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
If given the opening, with a weapon like a hammer you just gotta land a hit. Bulldoze your way to victory!
User avatar #120 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Except every attack with a hammer is a opening.

you swing it?

A stab under the armpit will put you down.
You go for a over head swing?

Stab to the neck.
User avatar #122 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as big as a hammer or axe requires perfect control, if you're putting too much effort into a swing that it makes you heavily vulnerable you need a lighter weapon. If you're in combat you pick a weapon that doesn't make you weaker. In my case i can swing around a heavy item fine and still keep my awareness up enough to get the fuck out of the way of something. My only fault is that I wont be able to keep a long fight up. I may be strong but I can only give the attacks in a short burst.
User avatar #129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.

Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
User avatar #139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
User avatar #124 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right,

So how would you swing it, if you cant swing from left to right?

Because there is always vulnerable hits no matter what your using.
User avatar #133 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that doesn't need it. I'm not saying I wont be vulnerable, I'm saying I wont be as vulnerable as you seem to want to make me.
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
#113 - Can I use a hammer?  [+] (22 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Trial by combat 0
User avatar #168 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I also could turn into a gelatinous cube.

And also yeah we'd cover up the close fighting pretty well.
User avatar #114 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Only if you don't mind being stabbed in the throat while you using a weapon that requires a bit of strength
#115 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I have prepared for this
User avatar #213 - heartbleed (04/26/2014) [-]
hammer makes encumbrance 50% GL with fatroll
User avatar #116 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
and that you'd be a bit slower, could be many cuts until you get a hit
if your standing.
User avatar #117 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I would like to think I'd be okay, a good thirty pound hammer isn't much to me and I'm pretty agile. All I'd need is one good blow to take someone down. Hammer's are a beautiful thing.
User avatar #118 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
The same can be said of a blade to the throat,
Swords are beautiful as well.
#119 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
If given the opening, with a weapon like a hammer you just gotta land a hit. Bulldoze your way to victory!
User avatar #120 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Except every attack with a hammer is a opening.

you swing it?

A stab under the armpit will put you down.
You go for a over head swing?

Stab to the neck.
User avatar #122 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Why would you swing so sloppy with it like that. Something as big as a hammer or axe requires perfect control, if you're putting too much effort into a swing that it makes you heavily vulnerable you need a lighter weapon. If you're in combat you pick a weapon that doesn't make you weaker. In my case i can swing around a heavy item fine and still keep my awareness up enough to get the fuck out of the way of something. My only fault is that I wont be able to keep a long fight up. I may be strong but I can only give the attacks in a short burst.
User avatar #129 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
You don't know shit man. If it's an unarmored dual, then fucking go with a light blade. I would take a weapon I can quickly recover from a miss with over something that can hit real hard.

Mobility and speed over harder hits man. If I slice somebody's hamstring it's pretty much game over. This is coming from a guy who has fenced for years.
User avatar #139 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And this is coming from a guy who's used both brute strength and speed for years. I'm going off what I know, why the hell should I pick up a sword I don't know when i can pick up a hammer or something brutish that I do know. I DO know shit. I know my shit, not yours. It's two worlds colliding.
User avatar #144 - commontroll (04/26/2014) [-]
Really? Can you swing your hammer at the same speed I could slash with a light saber? Could you deflect a blow that's going to sever the tendons in your thumb so you can't even hold your precious hammer? Or would you be able to react quickly enough to avoid the blade that's heading to your armpit as you take a swing?

A blade has a long reach and a lot of speed. Now, if it was an armored battle, I'd definitely take a blunt weapon, such as a flanged mace. But in an unarmored duel, I'd much rather take a blade, and I would highly suggest that you do the same.
User avatar #149 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I'd be in unknown territory. I don't expect you to understand why I pick a heavy encumbering weapons over quick and light ones. I'm used to them, I know how they feel, if i were to just pick up a sword and go into a fight I would swing it like I would a hammer. Which would end up bad.
User avatar #124 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Right,

So how would you swing it, if you cant swing from left to right?

Because there is always vulnerable hits no matter what your using.
User avatar #133 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
Short quick bursts, don't drive your weight into a weapon that doesn't need it. I'm not saying I wont be vulnerable, I'm saying I wont be as vulnerable as you seem to want to make me.
User avatar #137 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
I just want you to get tired so I can stab you in the neck.
User avatar #141 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
And I want you to get close enough to try and gut me when I smash you anywhere and topple you over, most likely breaking multiple bones, then drag my oh so useless hammer over and finish you off. Its the classic saying, it's not the stick, it's who's holding it. I know what the hell I'm doing with my weapon, that makes me deadly.
User avatar #146 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Fencing blades, the blades I prefer are generally long.
Besides my weapon is light, I am quick.
That is assuming you go get a hit in while I stand back and relentlessly make small cuts on you if not killing blows.
Did I mentioned I am actually trained in fencing?

And did I also mention I know what it feels like to be stabbed in the neck with a fencing blade?

Not fun stuff of course.
User avatar #155 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
I see, a rapier would in fact be an upper hand weapon in a fight against someone swinging a hammer around. But, I'm still sticking to what I know. I cant exactly say I'm trained in hammer fighting, but I am trained in Mixed Martial Arts and a small amount of North Korean martial arts. I'm a weight lifter, I played football and I was a shot put thrower throughout high school.

Understand where I'm coming from when I chose a heavy blunt weapon, man?
User avatar #157 - warzon (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, you believe firmly that you can get a hit on me.

Id be glad to dissuade that line of thinking,
Although I doubt we'd be the ones fighting.
User avatar #163 - TopDawg (04/26/2014) [-]
No I can't hurt a changeling, changelings are awesome.
And if anything, I'd want you to be by my side to make up for my lack of speed and defense. And I do not, surprisingly, I'm just stating IF I do manage to get a hit on someone it's practically done. That's the hammers job in a battle, the blow designed to take the target out by either disabling them, or ultimately killing them. That's what I'm relying on.

You're relying on my vulnerabilities to give you a huge upper hand, which indeed they will making me an easy assailant to avoid and counter. I respect your choice, I really do. But, I just prefer my way of fighting.
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