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TopDawg

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
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#27 - Does... Physics apply to lighting a fire under water? sciencee…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Physics! 0
User avatar #44 - tombombadil (05/04/2015) [-]
It would technically be a chemistry situation, since it has to do with changing the state of matter, however, that doesn't sound as funny in a joke. Plus, you could argue that the "laws of physics" tend to encompass a large variety of laws governing natural sciences as a whole.
#34 - If I remember right, storms like that don't even phase the shi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on How to know when Poseidon... 0
User avatar #38 - recoveryone (05/03/2015) [-]
CV63 aircraft carrier in storm Well, here's a video of The Kitty Hawk in a storm, this ship was built in the 1950s, can't imagine what the twin nuclear reactor powered Super Carriers that are being built these days could handle.
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on url +22
#63 - skeletorexplains (05/03/2015) [-]
heh, that's new.
#120 - Picture 04/30/2015 on Holy crap this was scary +1
#85 - But it looks so ******* delicious... 04/30/2015 on Automatically 0
#248 - You can exercise, you can ALWAYS exercise. There's exercises m… 04/30/2015 on Want some rage? Have some... +5
#200 - "Doctor said that exercise will actually hurt me"  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2015 on Want some rage? Have some... +61
User avatar #223 - TheFixer (04/30/2015) [-]
question. if fatty mclardass cant exercise due to weight or whatever their retarded excuse is, why not liposuction?
User avatar #268 - liesbetold (04/30/2015) [-]
Top dawg is right. Bad knees are no excuse not to exercise. Even with bad knees you can get supports and walk or hell swim. Swiming doesn't place much stress on the joints.
User avatar #410 - TheFixer (04/30/2015) [-]
I realize this but still doesn't answer why not liposuction to make self lighter and in doing so make less strain on joints like knees
User avatar #412 - liesbetold (05/01/2015) [-]
Because that's the lazy way out and it won't help in the long run unless it doctor recommended that you get it. If it isn't said to be needed by a doctor there is no point in getting it and you will just gain the weight back because they don't have the self discipline to keep the weight off.
User avatar #413 - TheFixer (05/01/2015) [-]
true. I still think its a viable option to take the weight off initially but as you said they wont keep it off cause they're lazy fucks...
User avatar #248 - TopDawg (04/30/2015) [-]
You can exercise, you can ALWAYS exercise. There's exercises made for bed ridden 900lbs humans.
#219 - canadiancarl (04/30/2015) [-]
Underrated post.
#491 - I appreciate this site and everything you do. Really, people c… 04/30/2015 on Tell admin anything 0
#917 - I'll get my hat and flag. 04/28/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#831 - Then you're doing pretty alright sweetie, keep on fightin. 04/27/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#825 - I'm a cis white scum who doesn't know how to check his privile…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
User avatar #828 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/27/2015) [-]
Pretty much just like that you just shove the dipstick up your ass though.
#820 - Love comes and goes all the time, but one will stay. He wasn't…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#826 - fightforyourrights (04/27/2015) [-]
Trust me man I'd rather be dead than go back to him
User avatar #831 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
Then you're doing pretty alright sweetie, keep on fightin.
#806 - 20, Frank. not much really going bad in life, I wont …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Open up to Admin (or your... 0
#844 - probablytruefacts (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm also a straight white male living in texas with a girlfriend who loves me and an unknown future ahead of me. We're practically soulmates. I'll be your friend. Let's go crash some sjw meetings and flaunt our superiority!
User avatar #917 - TopDawg (04/28/2015) [-]
I'll get my hat and flag.
User avatar #821 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/27/2015) [-]
Rough life being a straight white dude from Texas. Feel bad for you bro.
User avatar #825 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm a cis white scum who doesn't know how to check his privileges... Is.. Is it like checking oil..?
User avatar #828 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/27/2015) [-]
Pretty much just like that you just shove the dipstick up your ass though.
#86 - Valve supposedly splits the 75% with Bethesda. 04/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
#84 - Its the fact IF they make a 100% profit, that's completely outrageous.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #85 - dndxplain (04/27/2015) [-]
I do know that some of it goes to the developer of the game. not sure what amount
User avatar #86 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
Valve supposedly splits the 75% with Bethesda.
#78 - Yeah that's what gets me, if it goes into their Steam wallet t…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #81 - dndxplain (04/27/2015) [-]
which is really fubar, but in the end I'd rather be able to buy games for posting a mod that I spent some time on than to grind away at a normal job to buy one

in the end, if they give it to them via paypal or something, that'd work better, but still
User avatar #84 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
Its the fact IF they make a 100% profit, that's completely outrageous.
User avatar #85 - dndxplain (04/27/2015) [-]
I do know that some of it goes to the developer of the game. not sure what amount
User avatar #86 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
Valve supposedly splits the 75% with Bethesda.
#70 - I've been wondering this, how do the modders get paid, does it…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #76 - dndxplain (04/27/2015) [-]
I'd assume, though I don't honestly know, that it goes into the steam wallet. like how market place buying and selling works.
User avatar #78 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
Yeah that's what gets me, if it goes into their Steam wallet then Valves just making money off other peoples work man.100% profit.
User avatar #81 - dndxplain (04/27/2015) [-]
which is really fubar, but in the end I'd rather be able to buy games for posting a mod that I spent some time on than to grind away at a normal job to buy one

in the end, if they give it to them via paypal or something, that'd work better, but still
User avatar #84 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
Its the fact IF they make a 100% profit, that's completely outrageous.
User avatar #85 - dndxplain (04/27/2015) [-]
I do know that some of it goes to the developer of the game. not sure what amount
User avatar #86 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
Valve supposedly splits the 75% with Bethesda.
#101 - I'm not a modder so I can't truly answer. But that's how I thi… 04/27/2015 on Burn 0
#93 - I don't know how the modders get paid, but I know how Steam wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on Burn 0
User avatar #97 - vivjames (04/27/2015) [-]
It goes into the steam wallet? So they do not get anything just credit to buy more games?
User avatar #101 - TopDawg (04/27/2015) [-]
I'm not a modder so I can't truly answer. But that's how I think it works.
#92 - Picture 04/27/2015 on Burn 0
#82 - Don't worry, she looks like she can float. 04/27/2015 on prank +2
#9 - Its more of the pride of it, the fact around 200 men held off …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2015 on Remember the Ayy Lmao +34
#33 - John Cena (04/26/2015) [-]
Yeah you should really read a real history book
#32 - slenderwolf (04/26/2015) [-]
Everything in Texas has something to do with pride.
Source: I'm a Texan.
#44 - Picture 04/26/2015 on Crossfitters Be Like +20
#79 - Its empty though.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2015 on Feeling it 0
User avatar #104 - mikasuh (04/26/2015) [-]
I found a server that has like 60 people on at a time, dig deep and you will find the truth.
#52 - Rust : Classic. 04/25/2015 on Feeling it +1

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User avatar #7 - howtostrokeabook (03/22/2015) [-]
hey why'd you mention me at admin's party?
User avatar #8 to #7 - TopDawg (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly don't even remember.
User avatar #9 to #8 - howtostrokeabook (03/23/2015) [-]
**** , now it's going to annoy me
i always miss the parties
#5 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
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