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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:7/24/2016
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#91 - Picture 02/15/2016 on When the scratching is just... +2
#11 - The Australians did a better job with a paper plane than the N… 02/12/2016 on Aussie Space Program +130
#2 - Looks like a helmet 02/12/2016 on "MOM THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES" +1
#76 - Golden or not you keep that evil ******* thing away from us.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2016 on It's not rocket science +4
#177 - shadowdmoon (02/12/2016) [-]
as true as this is, there's always someone crazy enough to suit up an evil bird.
or in my case....
when i was a kid i picked a fight with a few of them. two of them flew right at my face & i blocked them with my arms only for them to clamp down on them. (the third randomly decided to attack the creepy preacher lurking near the men's room)
i had to rip the neck open on one biting into my right arm with my teeth while using my right hand to strangle another one that had bitten into my left arm. it was like being stabbed, only with a bunch of small sharp objects that are clapping down and the biting though the right arm bird was harder then it should have been because i was chuckling at the sight of the 3ed bird chasing the preacher around. it got even funnier when the goose chased the preacher into the part of the park where the ducks where chillin. after i managed to kill the 2 that attacked me i sat there watching the preacher get chased by half the ducks while the other half was jumping the goose. one duck strayed from the rest and approached me during this but hesitated when it saw the lifeless bodies of the other two geese and ran back to the fray when i looked at it & smiled.
#162 - pyrain (02/12/2016) [-]
#1 - Damn she's as big as a Hummer too.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2016 on Why Bioware? +458
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#178 - fearstew (02/13/2016) [-]
Bio ware has too much biomass... ass too
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#3 - mikekinkaid (02/12/2016) [-]
As big as a Mako*
#74 - reaperriley (02/12/2016) [-]
Cmon man, dont make me thing of that god damn snorlax in my mass effect universe.

Im pretty sure this women is going to destroy the meta that is mass effect.
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#173 - theiceknight (02/13/2016) [-]
BUT SHE IS A BIONIC GOD!!!!
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#174 - theiceknight (02/13/2016) [-]
biotic sorry
#166 - geraltofmeowia (02/13/2016) [-]
#88 - ******* skin walkers 02/11/2016 on Comic: His Face All Red +3
#318 - Lets be honest. Undertale like anything with a moderately larg… 02/11/2016 on As of late. 0
#183 - >> #15 02/11/2016 on "7000 retweets and I'll... +1
#49 - Picture 02/09/2016 on Thoughts? -3
#7 - No one ever wants to stalk me 02/09/2016 on ;_; 0