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Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
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#168 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on The Bulldozer +1
#171 - TopDawg (06/21/2014) [-]
#137 - Picture 06/21/2014 on (untitled) +2
#6 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 06/20/2014 on So many games +92
#145 - Deavas (06/20/2014) [-]
i must be retarded cos i cen never get this to work
#80 - flomosho (06/20/2014) [-]
It's.. it's a new thing. This is brilliant. I love you and the site owner.
User avatar #76 - theshadowed (06/20/2014) [-]
It used to be Pope Gaben and black people were singing
#52 - anonymous (06/20/2014) [-]
Press '3' while this song is playing.
#10 - theseventhmirror (06/20/2014) [-]
I can't believe I only got it the second time.
The song is Sail by Awolnation.
Sail being a homophone of sale.
Whoever runs that site is a genius.
User avatar #118 - YllekNayr (06/20/2014) [-]
The first time I heard that song I imagined the video being something like an old guy outside his shop, calling at random passersby.

"Sail" hadn't even occurred to me until I saw it written somewhere.
#111 - tehpoonages (06/20/2014) [-]
plus its a hella good song too pic unrelated
#63 - belz (06/20/2014) [-]
press 3 tho
User avatar #62 - niggledafiggle (06/20/2014) [-]
I've seen 3 comments from youtube and funnyjunk mentions Awolnation: Sail, and Gaben. Is there a video or some shit?
User avatar #23 - memeinmycoffee (06/20/2014) [-]
I've been waiting for a company to make that joke since the song came out. I'm glad it was Steam.
#17 - ugoboom (06/20/2014) [-]
i didn't notice that at first
#453 - OP's got a lot of ******* to do. 06/19/2014 on King Shitpost 0
#7 - Picture 06/18/2014 on Wait for it 0
#24 - Picture 06/18/2014 on 2dip4u 0
#43 - Picture 06/18/2014 on that's humans for ya 0
#84 - Never mind... Saw the little color things  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Mexico vs Brazil in a Nutshell +1
#185 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
Som brazilians are black
Mexico are white
#83 - Not a fan of soccer/futbol... Which team is which?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Mexico vs Brazil in a Nutshell +7
#105 - rupok (06/18/2014) [-]
brazil is yellow, they are pretty famous.
User avatar #84 - TopDawg (06/18/2014) [-]
Never mind... Saw the little color things
#185 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
Som brazilians are black
Mexico are white
#147 - Picture 06/18/2014 on passive aggressive christians +6
#146 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on passive aggressive christians +5
#147 - TopDawg (06/18/2014) [-]
#145 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on passive aggressive christians +5
#146 - TopDawg (06/18/2014) [-]
#147 - TopDawg (06/18/2014) [-]
#46 - To be fair... His car would be at the hotel.. 06/18/2014 on how to deal with bitchy... 0
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips +21
#49 - kaboomz (06/16/2014) [-]
#152 - Baby llama  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Life in the US +2
#155 - lordfuckerslives (06/16/2014) [-]
shiiiet...
#15 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Cracks me every thyme +6
#96 - Thank you for alerting me. Have a cute.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Life in the US +2
User avatar #137 - lordfuckerslives (06/16/2014) [-]
wtf is that??
i'm serious, that looks unreally cute...
User avatar #152 - TopDawg (06/16/2014) [-]
Baby llama
#155 - lordfuckerslives (06/16/2014) [-]
shiiiet...
#91 - Anyone have the one about the American visiting Germany? At le…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Life in the US +1
#95 - comradewinter (06/16/2014) [-]
Comment above yours.
#96 - TopDawg (06/16/2014) [-]
Thank you for alerting me. Have a cute.
User avatar #137 - lordfuckerslives (06/16/2014) [-]
wtf is that??
i'm serious, that looks unreally cute...
User avatar #152 - TopDawg (06/16/2014) [-]
Baby llama
#155 - lordfuckerslives (06/16/2014) [-]
shiiiet...
#40 - Oh stop, you're making me blush  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Hidden aliens in South Park +1
User avatar #41 - halomike (06/16/2014) [-]
<3
#35 - Movie called Signs  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Hidden aliens in South Park +2
User avatar #38 - halomike (06/16/2014) [-]
Thank you, dear.
User avatar #40 - TopDawg (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh stop, you're making me blush
User avatar #41 - halomike (06/16/2014) [-]
<3
#33 - Signs.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Hidden aliens in South Park 0
User avatar #36 - crazyglove (06/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man.
#69 - Who the **** studied how many toilets North Korea has?!  [+] (9 new replies) 06/15/2014 on north korea war info graphic +23
User avatar #138 - mattdoggy (06/16/2014) [-]
It was easier than you think
They realized that North Korea is just one giant sh*t hole and decided not to waste any more time
User avatar #72 - magicmace (06/15/2014) [-]
Well it's quiet simple actually.

Take a country, USA for instance. Look at its total population of ~300 million.
Then look at the amount of total BS coming out of the country, and count the number of toilets.

From that you can get a ration between population, and amount of BS coming out of the country and you can get a rough estimation of the amount of toilets they have.

So they know the population of N.Korea, and they can easily see how much BS is coming out of it. Just go to any news site. From those two statistics you can make a very accurate guess to the number of toilets they have.
User avatar #135 - feelythefeel (06/16/2014) [-]
Your equation seems to imply that North Korea is either devoid of population or is incredibly honest.

I'm not willing to believe either of those things.
User avatar #174 - magicmace (06/16/2014) [-]
well Obama, a man that we can ALL trust 100% with everything in the world, sent some of his drones over there to count their population.
User avatar #175 - feelythefeel (06/16/2014) [-]
And they have a lot of people. They make a lot of bullshit. According to your equation, one of those can't be true for them to have less toilets.
User avatar #176 - magicmace (06/16/2014) [-]
N. Korea has ~25million people.
N. Korea exports the amount of bull shit that a country with 20 million people normally produces. This is a 4/5th export rate.

From that knowledge we can look at countries that only have ~5 million people and export 0 bull shit. Count the number of toilets they have, and as a rough estimate, that is the number of toilets N. Korea has.
User avatar #177 - feelythefeel (06/16/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #178 - magicmace (06/16/2014) [-]
It's a common mistake.
It took some real shitheads up in the NSA to form the equations needed to make these estimations.
User avatar #179 - feelythefeel (06/16/2014) [-]
I just didn't factor in the export rate is all.
#83 - Picture 06/14/2014 on the incredibles +2
#358 - Try me! In curious as to how that will turn out 06/14/2014 on Username-Pictures Part 4 0
#67 - I do it for the children.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on E3 is the worst time of the... 0
#69 - itsformyscrotum (06/13/2014) [-]
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