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TopDawg

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:1/15/2010
Last Login:7/01/2015
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Comment Ranking:#1248
Highest Content Rank:#10856
Highest Comment Rank:#1248
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Comment Thumbs: 7583 total,  8730 ,  1147
Content Level Progress: 60% (3/5)
Level 1 Content: New Here → Level 2 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:12551
Times Content Favorited:7 times
Total Comments Made:2330
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latest user's comments

#76 - Having a fence to protect your crap is better than not having … 05/08/2015 on I am the one who controls... +1
#57 - My bad, thanks.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2015 on I am the one who controls... +3
User avatar #59 - sndb (05/08/2015) [-]
S'all good. Grammar Nazi out.
#51 - Because women are oppressed and divorce court is completely fa…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/08/2015 on I am the one who controls... +62
User avatar #110 - kiaserzerg (05/08/2015) [-]
the court can ignore those at will.
User avatar #115 - TopDawg (05/08/2015) [-]
As I said before, having something is better than nothing.
User avatar #116 - kiaserzerg (05/08/2015) [-]
better, just dont marry at all.
#86 - Rascal (05/08/2015) [-]
just gotta clear this up - it's a pre-nup, short for pre-nuptials, a contract written up before a marriage

imo if they aren't willing to go for it, there's something up. if they don't want to sign then they either don't trust you (wtf, you're getting married) or they anticipate leaving you in the future (wtf, you're getting married)
User avatar #91 - TopDawg (05/08/2015) [-]
My mis-spell was corrected already.
User avatar #88 - syntheticdoll (05/08/2015) [-]
My teacher took it the next level, with his fiancee, they even wrote down which MUG is who's.... I don't really see much future for them if they really keep track of their own stuff like that.
User avatar #71 - ilovemyguns (05/08/2015) [-]
Even a prenuptial agreement can be broken a good portion of the time, most commonly by the woman.
User avatar #76 - TopDawg (05/08/2015) [-]
Having a fence to protect your crap is better than not having a fence at all.
User avatar #56 - sndb (05/08/2015) [-]
*pre-nup As in "nuptial".
User avatar #57 - TopDawg (05/08/2015) [-]
My bad, thanks.
User avatar #59 - sndb (05/08/2015) [-]
S'all good. Grammar Nazi out.
User avatar #53 - jsrf (05/08/2015) [-]
wow gg life
#92 - Since when do you need feminism to enjoy a dominant mistress 05/08/2015 on Triggered comp +3
#124 - Agreed. 05/07/2015 on Let's have a moment of... 0
#123 - The more estrogen you have in your body, the bigger your dick … 05/07/2015 on Let's have a moment of... 0
#486 - FunnyJunk Gold Acc 05/07/2015 on Rename anonymous again 0
#87 - Lifting your truck so you can play in the dirt and sand is fin…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Let's have a moment of... +3
User avatar #97 - pwnagraphy (05/07/2015) [-]
Lifted is fine if you use it, dumb if you don't, and kill yourself if you need a full sized ladder to get into it like pic above
User avatar #124 - TopDawg (05/07/2015) [-]
Agreed.
#148 - We just didn't like change, to be quite honest this format is …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Bring back FJ Fridge Magnet... +1
User avatar #149 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
yup
User avatar #156 - Mandible (05/07/2015) [-]
It's weird. I remember Scratch Pad and Fat Ben but somehow I don't have any memories of anything other than black background.
User avatar #157 - trapjesus (05/07/2015) [-]
My first experience with this site was the fucking scary maze game when I was a bit younger, and I damn near shat my pants.
User avatar #159 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
same and the top 100 was also a reason why i came back alot
#158 - Mandible (05/07/2015) [-]
#145 - Indeed they were.  [+] (7 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Bring back FJ Fridge Magnet... 0
User avatar #147 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
or that time we all wanted the old green fj than now everyone is used to this
User avatar #148 - TopDawg (05/07/2015) [-]
We just didn't like change, to be quite honest this format is so much easier on the eyes for late night lurking.
User avatar #149 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
yup
User avatar #156 - Mandible (05/07/2015) [-]
It's weird. I remember Scratch Pad and Fat Ben but somehow I don't have any memories of anything other than black background.
User avatar #157 - trapjesus (05/07/2015) [-]
My first experience with this site was the fucking scary maze game when I was a bit younger, and I damn near shat my pants.
User avatar #159 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
same and the top 100 was also a reason why i came back alot
#158 - Mandible (05/07/2015) [-]
#140 - Old FJ? You mean the tremendous amounts of "FAT BEN MADE …  [+] (9 new replies) 05/07/2015 on Bring back FJ Fridge Magnet... +2
User avatar #143 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
lol those were the days
User avatar #145 - TopDawg (05/07/2015) [-]
Indeed they were.
User avatar #147 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
or that time we all wanted the old green fj than now everyone is used to this
User avatar #148 - TopDawg (05/07/2015) [-]
We just didn't like change, to be quite honest this format is so much easier on the eyes for late night lurking.
User avatar #149 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
yup
User avatar #156 - Mandible (05/07/2015) [-]
It's weird. I remember Scratch Pad and Fat Ben but somehow I don't have any memories of anything other than black background.
User avatar #157 - trapjesus (05/07/2015) [-]
My first experience with this site was the fucking scary maze game when I was a bit younger, and I damn near shat my pants.
User avatar #159 - FunnyJunkTerrorist (05/07/2015) [-]
same and the top 100 was also a reason why i came back alot
#158 - Mandible (05/07/2015) [-]
#70 - I.. Think it's relevant. I don't know really. 05/06/2015 on QI Comp 6 0
#127 - Now, granted everyone is entitled to their own opinion and wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2015 on Waited 2 years. 2 years... +3
User avatar #189 - mcstorms (05/06/2015) [-]
You can work towards a career without making mods. They want to make games be my guest. However they shouldn't defile art with nonsense they think is fit.
#39 - Picture 05/05/2015 on Anon reads a book +2
#42 - Picture 05/04/2015 on cpt. pottymouth +3
#110 - Oh well. If they don't they don't. One game isn't going to mak… 05/04/2015 on Bloodborne Comp 0
#102 - One can hope. There's a petition already to stop blo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Bloodborne Comp 0
#107 - theinternetwizard (05/04/2015) [-]
It's never going to be a pc version of bloodborne because sony ordered and paid for it. It's sony who owns the bloodborn license, not From software
User avatar #110 - TopDawg (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh well. If they don't they don't. One game isn't going to make me buy another computer that I hook up to my TV. I don't care if they call it an "Entertainment system" It's just another computer.
#79 - You're sadly mistaken if you think I am sorry. 05/04/2015 on Bloodborne Comp 0
#71 - I remember my friend talking about reading how it was going to…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Bloodborne Comp 0
User avatar #86 - guitarassassin (05/04/2015) [-]
If something like that could breach Sony's publishing, they would've done that years ago with Demon's Souls.
User avatar #102 - TopDawg (05/04/2015) [-]
www.kdramastars.com/articles/79851/20150330/bloodborne-pc-release.htm

One can hope. There's a petition already to stop bloodborn from coming to PC, how can people be that selfish. "Hurr hurr don't give it to the PC fags they should buy a PS4 to play it if they're true fans."
#107 - theinternetwizard (05/04/2015) [-]
It's never going to be a pc version of bloodborne because sony ordered and paid for it. It's sony who owns the bloodborn license, not From software
User avatar #110 - TopDawg (05/04/2015) [-]
Oh well. If they don't they don't. One game isn't going to make me buy another computer that I hook up to my TV. I don't care if they call it an "Entertainment system" It's just another computer.
#22 - Hermes knows what's up. 05/04/2015 on Futurama +1
#29 - Yet it intrigues me. 05/04/2015 on Bungholio lord of the harvest +13
#195 - That... I called it on being feels, but... Wow, that was power… 05/04/2015 on My Dad is a Liar 0
#27 - Does... Physics apply to lighting a fire under water? sciencee…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Physics! 0
User avatar #44 - tombombadil (05/04/2015) [-]
It would technically be a chemistry situation, since it has to do with changing the state of matter, however, that doesn't sound as funny in a joke. Plus, you could argue that the "laws of physics" tend to encompass a large variety of laws governing natural sciences as a whole.
#34 - If I remember right, storms like that don't even phase the shi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on How to know when Poseidon... 0
User avatar #38 - recoveryone (05/03/2015) [-]
CV63 aircraft carrier in storm Well, here's a video of The Kitty Hawk in a storm, this ship was built in the 1950s, can't imagine what the twin nuclear reactor powered Super Carriers that are being built these days could handle.
#58 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2015 on url +22
#63 - skeletorexplains (05/03/2015) [-]
heh, that's new.

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User avatar #7 - howtostrokeabook (03/22/2015) [-]
hey why'd you mention me at admin's party?
User avatar #8 to #7 - TopDawg (03/23/2015) [-]
I honestly don't even remember.
User avatar #9 to #8 - howtostrokeabook (03/23/2015) [-]
**** , now it's going to annoy me
i always miss the parties
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