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TimUsher

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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:9/06/2009
Last Login:8/26/2016
Location:Auburn
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#33 - As a fellow Nebraskan I can confirm this confirmation  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2016 on House Blew Up in Benson,... +2
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#44 - froghole (07/26/2016) [-]
As another fellow nebraskan I can affirmate the confirmed confirmation.

They are kinda a problem in the smaller towns.
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#50 - unladenswallow (07/26/2016) [-]
Gotta love the low population density states. It's quite the same here in AZ.

50 years ago it was "well, I'm stupid, poor, and lazy. Guess I'll just brew some volatile concoction in the bathtub I was never taught to use, chug it, get drunk out of my mind and wander around with a shotgun and a jug with six Xs on it and hope my house doesn't explode."

Today it's "well, I'm stupid, poor, and lazy. Guess I'll just brew some volatile concoction in the bathtub I was never taught to use, smoke it, get lit out of my mind, and wander around digging bugs out of my arms and sweeping up the streets and hope my house doesn't explode."
#57 - anon (07/26/2016) [-]
No "small loans of million of dollars" for them, that means they're lazy.
#274 - **TimUsher used "*roll picture*"** **TimUsher rolled image ** 07/07/2016 on This is your new buttplug 0
#413 - **TimUsher used "*roll picture*"** **TimUsher rolled image ** 07/01/2016 on FJ is shutting down :( 0
#5 - He is trying to get himself out of trouble, his logic is flawe…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2016 on die +36
#6 - ragingposer (06/28/2016) [-]
**ragingposer used "*roll picture*"**
**ragingposer rolled image**You have a higher chance rolling a 7 on a 6 sided die, than getting out of trouble from that blunder.

Maybe I just don't get this innocent humor anymore. Have I really become this boring? Is this what it means to grow up and get old & cranky?
#14 - anon (06/28/2016) [-]
Incredibly slim chance is not a lower chance than impossible though. And only one of these things is impossible. (hint it isn't the getting out of trouble option)
#11 - anon (06/28/2016) [-]
No you're just a faggot
#8 - mixedfeelings (06/28/2016) [-]
no you've always been this stupid
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#10 - ragingposer (06/28/2016) [-]
I suppose.

But are you sure that it isn't just me who has mixed feelings about this?
#1693 - **TimUsher used "*roll picture*"** **TimUsher rolled image ** 06/27/2016 on Hey anon, what are you... 0
#398 - **TimUsher used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **TimUsher rolls 25** 06/27/2016 on Someone found admin's pics 0
#156 - This is correct. Overwatch was more of a task force during the… 06/17/2016 on Mercy 76 best ship 0
#9 - Part-Time vigilante, full-time savage 06/05/2016 on Savage... +1
#50 - sauce ChuckNorrisVsMRT ventusvsroxas 06/04/2016 on avatar comp 0
#13 - They employ 50% ******* they already surpassed their minority quoata  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2016 on SJW at work +6
#30 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
*they employed 50% white they already surpassed their minority quota