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Thescottman    

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Date Signed Up:8/07/2010
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:Melbourne
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#10 - but thats a rat 04/26/2012 on Deadmau5 -2
#13 - its a real sticky situation there  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2012 on This explain's Everything! +6
User avatar #14 - redwolfradolf (04/25/2012) [-]
it's time we WRAP this up...
User avatar #15 - scndl (04/25/2012) [-]
Come on guys, you really need to step these jokes up.
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/25/2012) [-]
I'll just DUCT out here....
User avatar #17 - scndl (04/25/2012) [-]
Oh man, I'm getting a real kick out of these jokes
User avatar #18 - yologdog (04/25/2012) [-]
9/11
#85 - xzillerationer (04/26/2012) [-]
Anne Frankly that's horrible.
#1637 - Picture 04/25/2012 on yup +1
#1537 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2012 on yup +1
#1612 - Becomanotherperson has deleted their comment.
#1637 - Thescottman (04/25/2012) [-]
#1478 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2012 on yup 0
#1487 - fuckyouiambatman (04/25/2012) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAAA'
#1537 - Thescottman (04/25/2012) [-]
#1612 - Becomanotherperson has deleted their comment.
#1637 - Thescottman (04/25/2012) [-]
#494 - that more of a primal urge(and yes still part of the brain fun… 04/24/2012 on Most Horrifying Parasite Ever 0
#7 - i guess thats what you call a sticky situation 04/23/2012 on BIGFOOT CAUGHT ON TAPE! 0
#10 - what happened to his hands  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2012 on Don't you hate when +1
#11 - alexianary (04/23/2012) [-]
My stomache was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy.
#3 - more physic'd but meh 04/23/2012 on Spongebob -1
#24 - zombify could also mean brain dead has not working brain funct…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Most Horrifying Parasite Ever +1
#27 - anonymous (04/23/2012) [-]
zombiefication would indeed include a very disfunctional brain but in movies and such it also includes superhuman abilities (which is not uncommon for humans either). A zombie would not be "brain dead" as it still follows it's urge to feed or reproduce.
#494 - Thescottman (04/24/2012) [-]
that more of a primal urge(and yes still part of the brain function) it has no urge to have any self defence or anything
#5 - it's why it's called "break" dancing 04/23/2012 on Breaking the Table 0
#125 - fair enough 04/22/2012 on WTF Science +1
#120 - i doubt its them as they look more like the metal build it you…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on WTF Science +1
#122 - waffies (04/22/2012) [-]
oh yes, i know that. I've seen every single episode/movie of stargate there is. Just the leg segments and general insectness made me think it. Still want sauce though.
#125 - Thescottman (04/22/2012) [-]
fair enough
#16 - oh man thats a good yoke it really cracked me up  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2012 on How to blow up an egg +86
User avatar #48 - pirgh (04/21/2012) [-]
Come now gents it was funny but let's not over-eggxaggerate
#35 - schrodngrscat (04/21/2012) [-]
That's no yolk.
#82 - thanks for that 04/21/2012 on I can play darts 0
#5 - so really vampires die in UV rays  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on Dem vampires... 0
User avatar #6 - oogaman (04/20/2012) [-]
Like in Blade. He had some UV lamps or something. Fried a fat bastard of a vampire.
#17 - thanks for that 04/20/2012 on I can play darts 0
#15 - what is this from  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2012 on I can play darts +1
User avatar #20 - seancwatts (04/20/2012) [-]
Its what happens if you lose the last fight in Dead Space 2. And the character's name is Isaac Clarke
#82 - Thescottman (04/21/2012) [-]
thanks for that
#16 - acupofcoffe (04/20/2012) [-]
I think he's the main character of Dead Space 2, but I'm not sure.
#17 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
thanks for that
#2 - well played though, well played 04/20/2012 on Thescottman's profile 0
#50 - you will be purged for your blasphemy heathen 04/20/2012 on Perspective +4
#47 - we will never surrender  [+] (6 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Perspective +3
#48 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
Surrender was never an option, Imperial filth!
User avatar #181 - czechcoatl (04/20/2012) [-]
Oh god... What did I do by talking about 40k...
Logged on and this is the first thing I see...
O.o
#96 - glasstrampoline (04/20/2012) [-]
TANKRED ENDURES!
#54 - cinster (04/20/2012) [-]
#51 - bldvenom (04/20/2012) [-]
For the greater good.

your all fucked we have a giant cannon on the moon. Bitches love cannons
#50 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
you will be purged for your blasphemy heathen
#46 - Comment deleted 04/20/2012 on Perspective 0
#42 - cleanse the daemon  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Perspective +3
#45 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
#47 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
we will never surrender
#48 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
Surrender was never an option, Imperial filth!
User avatar #181 - czechcoatl (04/20/2012) [-]
Oh god... What did I do by talking about 40k...
Logged on and this is the first thing I see...
O.o
#96 - glasstrampoline (04/20/2012) [-]
TANKRED ENDURES!
#54 - cinster (04/20/2012) [-]
#51 - bldvenom (04/20/2012) [-]
For the greater good.

your all fucked we have a giant cannon on the moon. Bitches love cannons
#50 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
you will be purged for your blasphemy heathen
#46 - Thescottman has deleted their comment.
#40 - purge the xenos  [+] (11 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Perspective +4
#41 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
Well fuck... uhm...

Oh I got it: Suddenly Chaos invasion!

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!
#42 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
cleanse the daemon
#45 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
#47 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
we will never surrender
#48 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
Surrender was never an option, Imperial filth!
User avatar #181 - czechcoatl (04/20/2012) [-]
Oh god... What did I do by talking about 40k...
Logged on and this is the first thing I see...
O.o
#96 - glasstrampoline (04/20/2012) [-]
TANKRED ENDURES!
#54 - cinster (04/20/2012) [-]
#51 - bldvenom (04/20/2012) [-]
For the greater good.

your all fucked we have a giant cannon on the moon. Bitches love cannons
#50 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
you will be purged for your blasphemy heathen
#46 - Thescottman has deleted their comment.
#37 - Die  [+] (8 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Perspective +2
#39 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
STOMP STOMP STOMP!
#72 - synapse (04/20/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up you down there!
#71 - MyRice (04/20/2012) [-]
We shall not falter!
#49 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
FUCK CHAOS SHIT CUNT BADGER
CHAOS IS FUUCKED
User avatar #60 - sirreginald (04/20/2012) [-]
I have plausible reaction to what I have just seen..... However I really want to play Warhammer 40K now....
#88 - gabsythefrood (04/20/2012) [-]
#84 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
You're all fucked now.
#81 - ItsTheJJ (04/20/2012) [-]
LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!
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User avatar #1 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
I can't reply to your post anymore, you win this time.
#2 to #8 - Thescottman (04/20/2012) [-]
well played though, well played
well played though, well played
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