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#53 - meh looks interesting what's it called  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2012 on HAVE FUN SLEEPING 0
User avatar #60 - doomskull (05/01/2012) [-]
the covenant
#82 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
thanks for that
#56 - gabbylizm has deleted their comment.
#83 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
thanks for trying
#314 - some thing like that yes 05/01/2012 on I hope he will 0
#312 - and that would either be out of generosity or he does have bad…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/01/2012 on I hope he will 0
User avatar #313 - fukkendragonite (05/01/2012) [-]
and fail at killing everyone so he just gives us all immortality.
#314 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
some thing like that yes
#100 - ******* freaky scene 05/01/2012 on Bricks Will Be Shot 0
#274 - in a sense yes but because of that logic he will once agai…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/01/2012 on I hope he will +1
#311 - fukkendragonite (05/01/2012) [-]
But curing cancer would make him a lot of money, wouldn't it? So he wouldn't have bad luck.

Unless...

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#312 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
and that would either be out of generosity or he does have bad luck in which case he would get agro and want to kill everyone

User avatar #313 - fukkendragonite (05/01/2012) [-]
and fail at killing everyone so he just gives us all immortality.
#314 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
some thing like that yes
#2 - but then if he is smart he will try to bluff it eg. cure c…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/30/2012 on I hope he will +1
User avatar #8 - fukkendragonite (04/30/2012) [-]
So whatever he does, he cures cancer?
#274 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
in a sense yes
but because of that logic he will once again try to be evil to be evil he will have bad luck being good to do evil and do evil and so on so forth every second time he will do good because he will try to do the opposite but because he will have bad luck in all of his doings he will be both extremely evil and extremely good pretty much overriding any evil with the good he does and vice versa

#311 - fukkendragonite (05/01/2012) [-]
But curing cancer would make him a lot of money, wouldn't it? So he wouldn't have bad luck.

Unless...

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#312 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
and that would either be out of generosity or he does have bad luck in which case he would get agro and want to kill everyone

User avatar #313 - fukkendragonite (05/01/2012) [-]
and fail at killing everyone so he just gives us all immortality.
#314 - Thescottman (05/01/2012) [-]
some thing like that yes
#85 - now now I think that joke is premature 04/29/2012 on Abortion +14
#18 - no she is still a titan the first titan 04/26/2012 on WOMEN MAKE US WEAK!!! 0
#17 - Comment deleted 04/26/2012 on WOMEN MAKE US WEAK!!! 0
#10 - but thats a rat 04/26/2012 on Deadmau5 -2
#13 - its a real sticky situation there  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2012 on This explain's Everything! +6
User avatar #14 - redwolfradolf (04/25/2012) [-]
it's time we WRAP this up...
User avatar #15 - scndl (04/25/2012) [-]
Come on guys, you really need to step these jokes up.
User avatar #16 - redwolfradolf (04/25/2012) [-]
I'll just DUCT out here....
User avatar #17 - scndl (04/25/2012) [-]
Oh man, I'm getting a real kick out of these jokes
User avatar #18 - yologdog (04/25/2012) [-]
9/11
#85 - xzillerationer (04/26/2012) [-]
Anne Frankly that's horrible.
#1637 - Picture 04/25/2012 on yup +1
#1537 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2012 on yup +1
#1612 - Becomanotherperson has deleted their comment.
#1637 - Thescottman (04/25/2012) [-]
#1478 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/25/2012 on yup 0
#1487 - fuckyouiambatman (04/25/2012) [-]
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAAA'
#1537 - Thescottman (04/25/2012) [-]
#1612 - Becomanotherperson has deleted their comment.
#1637 - Thescottman (04/25/2012) [-]
#494 - that more of a primal urge(and yes still part of the brain fun… 04/24/2012 on Most Horrifying Parasite Ever 0
#7 - i guess thats what you call a sticky situation 04/23/2012 on BIGFOOT CAUGHT ON TAPE! 0
#10 - what happened to his hands  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2012 on Don't you hate when +1
#11 - alexianary (04/23/2012) [-]
My stomache was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy.
#3 - more physic'd but meh 04/23/2012 on Spongebob -1
#24 - zombify could also mean brain dead has not working brain funct…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Most Horrifying Parasite Ever +1
#27 - Womens Study Major (04/23/2012) [-]
zombiefication would indeed include a very disfunctional brain but in movies and such it also includes superhuman abilities (which is not uncommon for humans either). A zombie would not be "brain dead" as it still follows it's urge to feed or reproduce.
#494 - Thescottman (04/24/2012) [-]
that more of a primal urge(and yes still part of the brain function) it has no urge to have any self defence or anything
#5 - it's why it's called "break" dancing 04/23/2012 on Breaking the Table 0
#125 - fair enough 04/22/2012 on WTF Science +1
#120 - i doubt its them as they look more like the metal build it you…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2012 on WTF Science +1
#122 - waffies (04/22/2012) [-]
oh yes, i know that. I've seen every single episode/movie of stargate there is. Just the leg segments and general insectness made me think it. Still want sauce though.
#125 - Thescottman (04/22/2012) [-]
fair enough
#16 - oh man thats a good yoke it really cracked me up  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2012 on How to blow up an egg +86
User avatar #48 - pirgh (04/21/2012) [-]
Come now gents it was funny but let's not over-eggxaggerate
#35 - schrodngrscat (04/21/2012) [-]
That's no yolk.
#82 - thanks for that 04/21/2012 on I can play darts 0
#5 - so really vampires die in UV rays  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on Dem vampires... 0
User avatar #6 - oogaman (04/20/2012) [-]
Like in Blade. He had some UV lamps or something. Fried a fat bastard of a vampire.
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User avatar #1 - carrotstew (04/20/2012) [-]
I can't reply to your post anymore, you win this time.
#2 to #8 - Thescottman ONLINE (04/20/2012) [-]
well played though, well played
well played though, well played
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